Tia's List of Quotage (including Rejects From The Java Applet and Explanations for Each Quote, More Or Less)

WARNING: The following may contain crude language and bawdy humor. Impressionable children will be impressioned, blah blah blah. Frag on.

• "That's not a cow, that's a hammer!" --tiakall (from Pokebattles: Lame Version)
• "Pancakes are going to save the world? --Cye Mouri (from Dark)
• "The sheep...the sheep...the sheep are on fire!" --Kris (my cousin)
• "When it comes to caffiene, just say YES OH YES!" --Shannon
• "I do not make tyops!" --Alpha Patooza
• "Leo muchachos!" --Katrina (I read men!)
• "...you walk the clocks?" --tiakall
• "...what's the third kind?" --Katrina (in reference to the statement "There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.")
• "He kinda resembles a rabbit..." --Alpha Patooza (the first time he saw Cale on Ronin Warriors)
• "I'm gonna laugh when you do that and your teeth fall out like Peter Pan and Captain Hook." "Okay, what?" --Katrina/tiakall
• "There is no logic! It's anti-logic! It's non-logic!" --tiakall
• "Don't table salt stuff?" --Mr. G (chorus teacher who misheard tiakall talking to Katrina...the funny thing is I don't remember what I said in the first place....)
• "People are stupid. It's not my fault." --Shannon
• Well, at least I'm not, like, weird or anything." --tiakall (Queenie, I am gonna get you for finding this...We were in a chatroom where people were RPing as creatures, spirits, etc. Both of us were...human.)
• "Stay off my butt!" --tiakall (the eleventh commandment, it was so decided at discipleship class...)
• "You're a dorcus!" "No, YOU'RE a dorcus!" --tiakall/Katrina (a name in the bible, this after the teacher told us we were not to call each other names, like dork or stuff..)
• "Something just flew up my nose!" "It wasn't me!" --Katrina/tiakall (I meant I didn't throw anything at her since I had done this the day before, but that's not what it sounded like...)
• "Respect your water!" --Ngoc
• "Booyah!" --Ngoc (Hearing her say this was just too damn funny.)
• "Burn, baby, burn!" --Ngoc (likewise.)
• "You pulled an English!" --tiakall (in spanish class)
• "You might be the wrong person, but it's your own fault!" --Mrs. H- (aka the crooked boob lady or the paranoid substitute teacher)
• "Then you should eat laugh!" --Katrina
• "I see my life in terms of Krillin." --Shannon (I don't know whether she meant that or not.)
• "Short and bald?" --Comus (in reply to that quote)
• "You unplugged Juanita!" Katrina (More spanish insanity...)
• "Abuelita limpiaban la vecina..." --Katrina (Grandmother was washing the neighbor...)
• "I was energetic, so I chased the telephones." --Tiara
• You are about to be SLAYED with a SHOE! Now hold your tongue, wench!" --tiakall
• "Just cause! Just cause!" --Liz, aka QG (This after stealing her sister's car and running over various things...but it WAS a just cause!)
• "Something about chickens?" --tiakall (Translating a sentence with parts in three different languages...I got the "chicken" part.)
• "I don't need this!" --Kayura (from the Ronin RPG, this after defeating her boyfriend's psycho armor, which apparently had a soul and could think, then a demon clobbering her and THIS is what comes out...)
• "Get your chickens off my roof." --Jarrad (when we asked a foreign guest to say something to us in French, this is what he asked her to say.)
• "And remember, in a battle of the wits, slaughtering the unarmed is perfectly ethical." --The Parody Maker (do I NEED to explain this one?)
• "We are bed." --Artemis (Remember, we don't make tyops. This was supposed to be "bad"...)
• "My butt is in the air...my butt is in the air..." --tiakall's mom (Sung to the tune of "The Farmer in the Dell". When my mom bends over it's a bit noticeable.)
• "Holy sock!" --Queenie (When I remarked that my socks must be heavenly clothing because they were holey (ha, ha) Queenie made this into her new oath.)
• "I name a name!" --Artemis (Was supposed to be "I have a name!")
• "Be abnormal. Be a sphere!" --tiakall (Me talking about why I made a flag animation for the school news program that was circular instead of the typical rectangle...)
• "As for what's going on, well, the robot destroyed the monster, but that's about all we've figured out right now." --Ryo (from Anime Crash, it sure was funny at the time...)
• "There's nothing more pathetic than an eyeless gremlin." --tiakall (to Arty)
• "Raoul and I were dancing on the couch."
  "Raoul and I were sleeping on the couch."
  "O_O What?" --tiakall/Spanish student/tiakall (What are the chances we both used Raoul and the couch?)
• "Sopraners are wussies!" --tiakall (who can sing both soprano and tenor)
• "That's discrimination against small scrunchies!" --Shannon
• "Stupid people of the world, UNTIE!" --Parody
• "_DAVID used RANDOMOBJECTWHACK!_
  _MARIO was RANDOMLY whacked with a FROZEN YOGURT CUP!_" --Dave (Ah, the power of the random object...)
• "Of course, you find yelling at your backpack and laughing evily, shouting, "FWAHAHAHAHA!!! I HAVE COMPLETE POWER OVER YOU, FOUL BACKPACK! YOU SHALT STAY IN THE DUNGEON OF THE LOCKER AS LONG AS I SEE FIT! I CONTROL YOUR FATE, PITIFUL INANIMITE OBJECT! FWAHAHAHAHAA!!!" good for your self-esteem as well." --Tails (to Dave, who actually does this)
• "You're gender-challenged!" --Parody (~_~ Thanks.)
• "I don't want to throw my chicken!" --Heather G. (I really have no clue what the context of the quote was because it was said just as I walked in the room and I really didn't want to know.)
• "I shave my toenails!" --tiakall (o_O I meant to say I shave my TOES...)
• "I need therapy because other people exist." --Queenie
• "I need to sharpen my appliance!" --Queenie (who said THAT needed an explanation? o_O)
• "Please, continue. What did you notice about the body?"
  "He was dead."
  "....yes, I gathered that." --Sage/witness/Sage (From Remembrance)
• "Ask me if I'm a truck! Ask me if I'm a truck!"
  "Are you a truck?"
  "No! *giggle*" --Shellie/random person/Shellie (She's blond, that's all I can say in her defense.)
• "Spam ate my pockets!" --Queenie (o_O)
• "Kinda cowardly, facing death with your eyes closed. You should poke him in the belly and then run away really fast!" --Duo (From On Chips, Llamas, Songs, and how to drive someone insane...)
• "Weeeee're in trouble...pure fighting instinct on the loose, unbridled...things are gonna die." --Mathis Infernum (From Matretheran)
• "Bananas are the reincarnation of God?!"
  "That's what I'm told." --Shannon/Queenie (in a conversation that had no point)
• Dad- "You're still talking to that same person?"
  Me- "I'm always talking to that same person."
  Dad- "Who is it?"
  Me- "tia"
  Dad- "Who?"
  Me- "Riikii"
  Dad- "Oh, her." --Artemis and father (in reference to the greatness that is ME!)
• "Morf? It's..........MORFING TIME!" --Rain
• "I'm trying to take all the good guys out."
  "Usually that's part of the bad guy's goal.." --tiakall/Rob (Now I feel stupid...)
• "My name is 'Thank you!'" --Rigeto-san
• "Forget 'no touchy.' My new motto is 'Oops.'" --Artemis
• "Nothing says parody using a PR theme like the scene of Jamil karate-kicking a New Federation soldier square in the face!" --Khandreia
• "We have an overall objective aside from saving our collective butts!" --Rich
• "Can it, Charizard." --Kento to Ryo (from "Penpals" by Kat)
• "What the hell do you mean: password?" --Lessa, from "A Fiery Rain" by Indy, typing in a password
• "How the heck did you get it to leave your asterisks alone?" --tiakall
• "That's sad, I've had more practice 'meep'ing than you." --tiakall to Becca, tia's roommate
• "And hands and fans and rubber chickens! And folders and thick spined books and braids and pens and pencils and cats..." --Matt (things that have hit him upside the head)
• "Hell, it doesn't matter if it's clear or not. We have fried rice." --Kat's Duo
• "Profanity was the only ideal response." --Mandy (from SS, after her character Eadyn gets to fight with a frying pan)
• SuperDuperYoshi: What else goes Mwahahaha in the night?
  tiakall: A mime.
  SuperDuperYoshi: ?
  SuperDuperYoshi: A mime?
  SuperDuperYoshi: Mimes don't talk.
  SuperDuperYoshi: ...anyways... --Dave and tiakall
• ""Ooof! What the- Ugh!" Crash Tricre lifted his hand and saw that bits of the neighbour's dog, Spot, were stuck to it." --Enigma_Warflame (from GX: Memories)
• "You know, I think Ryo runs around shitless in Message too..." --Angel of Fire (she meant shirtless...)
• "I am the only that has been redirected to an inappropriate site while trying to access this page." --Crazy Chocobo (No, he's not referring to mine. XP)
• "Angst, Angst. What goes with anime? Angst, Angst. What goes with RPGs? Angst, Angst. What goes with pie? Milk, Milk...waitaminute...>_<" --Kasei
• "I hear voices, and they _really_ don't like you." --Kasei
• "Holy ass-shit." --Quess
  "Sweet moons of numbus....holy flying monkey fuck!" --Matt (Reactions to the length of "The Ties That Bind")
• "Overkill for me would probably be a mass colony drop." --Khandri
• "Mod me." --Medius
• "So Tia, why should our company hire you?" "I'm a people person! I can call them books in six languages." --Vaeran (Anata wa hon desu! Tu eres un libro!)
• "Well, stupid people die too, you know." --Artemis
• "If stupidity was against the law, I'd have become a cop!" --tiakall
• "Of course I can climb, I'm a squirrel."
  "Oh, I thought that meant you were nuts." --Artemis (to herself? oO)
• "I want to be a lopster." --Artemis
• "If it's broke, don't fix it." --tiakall (Surgeon General's warning: Trying to make coherent thought at 1:30 AM can prove to be hazardous, but amusing.)
• "His signature is stalking me!" --some person at Gundamwatch (an actual complaint recieved by the admin)
• "Crunchy peanut butter can bite me." --Anomini
• "History is like a... um... nonstop dance type thing with... um... a 3-step beat... or something... I want my mommy..." --Lone Wolf
• "It twitches because it's good!" --Lime (from Saber Marionette J, on said person's cooking)
• "Tohofuhai is...!" "Uh... green?" --Lone Wolf (reference to Master Asia from G Gundam)
• "Chocolate mixes with everything except dogs." --Rola
• "But Chocolate goes after Carrot, isn't he a dog?" --Artemis (in response to above)
• "It's like saying 'vintage antiques'. You just gotta stop and think about it." --Kris (from 'Did I say PG-13? I meant R.')
• "Get that lecherous monk out of her ass!" --tiakall (in reference to Final Fantasy: Legend of the Crystals anime)
• "I just saw a man grow boobs..." Hakken (from The Furry RPG)
• "I shall now proceed to grope your gluteus maximus with a set of tongs." --Cass
• "I've lost my will to wacky." --Medius
• "Blood is like wine and should be served with organs." --Artemis
• "Good always triumphs because Evil stops to gloat." -- Graybear
• "Now...hand me my spine." --Medius
• "Now, when you say you return with a bang, is it the bang of a bird hitting a window or the bang of someone hitting their toe/finger with a hammer?" --Draco Starcloud
• "Do not defy the happy." --tiakall
• "If I'm 50% evil, and 30% gay, what's the other 20% of me?"
  "...short." --tiakall/Scream
• "Gas makes grass." --Scream
• "Good grief, someone hit YOU with the obvious stick tonight..." --tiakall
• "So...we need more lerts and less ips." --tiakall
• "Whatchu squirrel hollerin' at me for?" --tiakall (yes, to a squirrel.)
• "I'm babbling Ronin again. Don't mind me." --tiakall
• "Duck you, man! This ducks!" --Medius (on why the 'd' key being between the 'f' and the 's' is bad)
• "I'm fluent in idiot; I have to live with one." --Medius
• "The dish and the spoon for instance? They're down on their luck. They come knocking on my doghouse door, and I say, "NOT IN MY BACK YARD YOU UTENSILS, GO BACK TO CHINA!!!!!!!!!" *BEE-DEE-BOOOOOOOOOOOONG...*" --Davey
• "It was like the ying and yang of sanity and insanity." --Artemis
• "I got distracted by my brain. What?" --Scream
• "Wait, I have to think of what I was thinking." --Scream
• "I feel so advantage taken of."
  "Don't you mean taken advantage of?"
  "Yeah, that." --Scream/tiakall/Scream
• "AIM is fucking slow..."
  "AIM fucks slow?" --tiakall/Straya
• "You know, a chude. A chick who went to Guatemala and got a dick so now he's a dude. Chude." --Scream
• "I don't NEED to open my mouth. It just happens." --Scream
• "Can you escape the house?"
  "I live in the third floor apartment, I'm not going out the window."
  "...tried the door?"
  "..."
  "I have no way of getting there though."
  "...tried your feet?"
  ">< Not to the door!" --tiakall/Arty/tiakall/Arty/Arty/tiakall/Arty
• "Someone call the logic police..." --Arion Hunter
• "Aww, it's so cute! I think I'll kill it!" --tiakall
• "Now what is this thing you call a skirt?"
  "...pants with one leg." --tiakall/Arty
• "Winzip for Egos!" --Khandreia
• "Whose Hand Is It Anyway?" --Khandreia (S'not mine...)
• "Hi, my name is Sessha Jursiesan, and I believe you have my brain?" --Quess (No I don't!)
• "Real....life? What's that? Is it good to eat?"
  "Only in small amounts. Otherwise it eats you!" --tiakall/Graybear
• "John Travolta makes me humid." --Nikki-san (More Japanese language confusion!)
• "Very good. We have mastered the art of clicking the Whee!, young grasshopper." --Artemis
• "Look! It goes Whee!" --Artemis
• "Someone has FUBARed the internet. Either FPS gamers or porn downloaders." --Dendrobium Stamen
• "Do people feel the need to hang their stupidity out like their dirty laundry?" --Zeonic Marine
• "What's Georgian, smiling, and about to be punted into low earth orbit?" --Knight of Ravens (He didn't like my joke.)
• "ACK! WALLET!" --Ainamacil (He was attacked by a wallet. Self-explanatory, really.)
• "ME SMAARTH" --The Dave
• "And this just goes to show, if there is anything in this universe that is obscure, we have found it, discussed it, joked about and reached a conclusion over it." --Zeonic Marine
• "Hanako-san is not only a woman!" --tiakall (More language confusion.)
• "Screw sporks. Let us feed her to the moose." --Xel-chan (from the Marysues community)
• "No point in butt sex if you're a girl..." --tiakall (V_V But it's true!)
• "It's like cinnamon-flavored toothpicks in my cerebellum!" --tiakall
• "Can someone use that on my mandarin-scented intestines?" --Scream (in response to above)
• "And this heading leads me to wonder...some of these authors ARE aware of heterosexuality, aren't they?" --Heero_Yuy84 (on slash fiction)
• "Saturday mornings must be like a hangover from the school week =_=" --Taberis
• "If I doublecast Thunder, is it wrong to say lightning strikes the same place twice?" --George
• "It says, 'Chill until chilled'." --Alisha and Erin (reading the instructions for their baked goods)
• "I'm gonna change my name to Steven the Flying Hair. I can fly!" --Steven
• "It's like a Clapper that got an ovation." --tiakall (Or what dialup on AOL is like. :D)
• "Don't we all, deep down, wish we could lick our own eyeballs?" -- furikku (from Bad RPers Suck, describing an eyelidless half-salamander character)
• "Now you've done it."
  "I'm aware of that."
  "Well, undo it!" --Riikii/Locke/Riikii, from Anime Crash
• "Yeah, for once, the jailbait was staring at me." --tiakall
• "Riikii, what's your sexual orientation?"
  "Locke." --Kalla/Riikii
• "...my rear is pulsing. Should I be concerned about that?" --The Dave
• "If you don't have your foot in your mouth you have someone else's." --Artemis
• "He was very much addicted to drink and women, and on the occasion, boys." --My Greek History teacher (referring to Phillip II. Eww, squicky...)
• "I'm gonna laugh when you get hit with a harassment lawsuit." --George (to me. v_v Meanie!)
• "This is like Osama Bin Laden dancing in front of the White House." --Kohline3001 (on Gaia, referring to a hacker who announced he hacked someone)
• "Y'know, tia, I prefer when you just fwap me spectacularly across the room." --Rich
• "No, it was totally illegal. That's why I got it from a cop." --Someone
• "Don't worry, Orpheon, we're not as lecherous as we sound, I swe....oh, who am I kidding, we're exactly as lecherous as we sound." --tiakall
• "This place just entered a whole new level of "er, yeah :sweat:""
  "If we keep going like this, eventually we'll run out of levels of "er, yeah :sweat:"." --Einrick/tiakall
• "What are you good at, Shi?"
  "Spending other people's money." --Shining Froggy/Shi-Ro
• "My soul is owned by no one! It's only lent out on a temporary basis." --tiakall
• "*points at school firewall and laughs* Bwah! I will now say nasty, inappropriate things that the filter cannot block! Fart! Poo! John Kerry!" --Arion Hunter (She lives in a Republican state, nuff said.)
• "Groping implies conse...well, it implies a lack of non-consent." --tiakall
• "My friend wants me to go see notebook. We got in a fight about it because I was asking her what it was about and she was like "this guy and this girl and they love each other" and i was like "you just summed up about half the movies ever made."" --Chino-chan
• "Thou hast used the evil Satanic practice of logic! May thee be condemned!" --Arion Hunter
• "And brb, I need to grope my bookshelves." --tiakall (What? It was dark and I needed to find something.)
• "Boys break so easily these days...what happened to the good ole days when they were made of stronger stuff? Like slime and snails...and puppy dog tails?" --Skye Starrfyre
• "it's part of a post. people DEFINITELY read whole posts." --The Demon Spyk
• "Bryan, when you are drunk, you can accomplish anything. well, except for pole vaulting." --Ampersand
• "tiakall eats amp's face. It is fleshy and tastes like stupid." --tiakall
• "Unedited because sloth is my deadly sin." --tiakall
• "that's, uh. look, sometimes you need to kill people off." --Rhia
• " ...there's someone on my friendslist on LJ that I DON'T KNOW."
  "who is it?"
  "... You aren't funny." --Kate/Tabi/Kate
• "IT'S LIKE A WTF COOKIE CAKE EATEN ON STUPID HILL WITH SEXIST REPRESSED BASTARD SUNSHINE." --Aki
• "their is no such thing as grammer on the internet" -takashi58
• "it's like saying we are team evil, come have a puppy and a lollipop" -Creepy_Thin_Man
• Just mention "alt" anywhere, and the whole board is derailed for the next two hours. --TPX_Vengeance (on the Gamefaqs Pokemon Diamond boards. He's right :/)

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