Murder and Mayhem
~ August 10, 2005 ~

It is a dark and stormy night. A murder is being committed. Kelsie Oln was brutally murdered hours ago, the body was removed from the crime scene by persons unkown.

Zodi: *flail*
tia: D: D: D:
tia: Not Kelsie D:
Zodi: ohnoes Kelsiiiie
Aeri: Yep, but she has her own two story estate.
Matt: o_O
tia: ...stole it from Saturi, I'm sure.
Aeri: playing sleuth
shadowhooves: *giggles*

Kurai is searching through tins in the pantry.

Zodi: X3
Muru: Kurai always was a snoop.

A large tin of salmon lies on the floor

Zodi: XD
tia: My money's on her. Only the Queen of Chaos would murder a cute little pryo.
tia: Mahja: I'd do it. Defect, remember?

Kurai replies distractedly, "I spent the entire evening with Kashka in the conservatory. Now . . . is that all you wanted to know? I really would like to go lie down if you don't mind. All of this murder business has given me a splitting headache."

Zodi: Kaasu: *shocked* A WOMAN?

Kashka is poking around in a corner of the secret corridor.

Zodi: Hiding from Mathane >>;

Kashka: “I spent the entire evenng with Kurai in the conservatory. Sorry to disappoint you -- my alibi is airtight and I'm sick and tired of trying to prove my innocence to everyone in this house. Sure I despised Kelsie, but I'm not a murderer.”

tia: *fwaps Kashka*
tia: Kashka: Owww D:
FoxxL: Kurai... in the conservatory... with the lead pipe..
Zodi: Kaasu: She's hitting him, what do I do? what do I do? ;_;
Pants: wet yourself
Zodi: Kaasu: *piddle*
Pants: ready.... wait.... pee
Pants: aww, I was too slow

Fahr is looking intently into the mirror in the master bathroom.

FoxxL: *snerks*
Zodi: Kasho: IT"S BECAUSE HE'S A SEXY OOSH~
Pants: practicing his angst face
tia: XDDD
Rich: XDDD
Zodi: oh my god. *stabs the place in her brain where Kasho lives*
Rich: ...
Rich: Fahr: ;__;
Pants: Fahr: Hmmm, maybe this one will make Dima feel sorry for me *poses*
Zodi: BAHAHAHAHAHA *dies*
Rich: XDDD

Fahr: “I spent the entire evening with Kaasu in the library. Far be it from me, inspector, to meedle in your affairs, but I really think you should consider questioning Anko. Why just the other day Anko told me that Kelsie would be better off dead.”

Pants: *returns Fahr to Rich, mostly unharmed*
Zodi: Kaasu: *cough* >>;;;
Zodi: Kaasu: <<;;;;;;
Rich: Anko: Eh? Wha?
Zodi: Kaasu: We were reading. >>;;;

Djamel is looking underneath the bed, a gold-gilt mirror lies by the side of the bed.

Zodi: *SNRRK*
Rich: *snerk*

Djamel: “I spent the entire evening with Kaasu in the study. So, as you can see, I have a perfect alibi and if you ask me, the oly likely murderer in his household is that sniveling sycophant Fahr. Enough Said.”

Zodi: Uh ooohhh. someone is lyyying~
Pants: Kaasu, you stud...
Zodi: Kaasu: *cough* <<;;;
Pants: literally, apparently
tia: Well, Djamel and Fahr are both straight, and Kaasu's a woman, so....
Zodi: This is true.
Rich: XD

The mirror is broken.

Zodi Kaasu: ;_; I am not a woman. I have a perfect, fully-functional penis. Kashka knows~
Pants: yes, but Djamel is a centaur

Anko is sitting in a chair reading "The Wizard of Oz" in the library. a potted fern sits next to one of the chairs.

Rich: Anko ... reading ...
Rich: *snerk*

Anko: “I spent the entire evening alone in the library. I suppose you assume that I killed Kelsie just because I haven't an alibi. But I never cared one way or the other about that little manipulator. You'll just have to take my word.”

Rich: *tries to imagine Anko saying that*
Rich: *fails*

The detective found blood on the floor of the kitchen, it must be the crime scene. Kelsie was killed in the kitchen.

Zodi: ;_; poor kelsie
Matt: totally stab
Matt: no!
Matt: accidental suicide!

Kaasu is rummaging through the foodstuffs in the pantry.

Matt: ghost!Kelsie: All I wanted was waffles~
Aeri: heh
Rich: lol
Zodi: Kaasu: So tired of tofu. Sooo tired of tofu.
tia: Kelsie: ;_; These people are mean ;___;
Rich: XP
tia: Kelsie: *clings to Kaso*
tia: Kaso: ...buh?

Kaasu: “Djamel and I spent the entire evening together in the study. And I'm glad Kelsie's dead. I would have done it myself if I'd had the chance. So don't expent any help from me, inspector!”

Zodi: Dima: THEY'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER. Am I going to get to be at the wedding? huh? can I preside?

Detective checks notes: Kelsie was killed with the obsidian obelisk, which is currently in the secret passage. The murderer has grown suspicious and is stalking the detective. The detective gathers the suspects into the kitchen and accuses Fahr of murdering Kelsie.
Fahr: “I deeply regret the fact I killed Kelsie. I regret more, however that discovered by an incompetent fool who is fit only to peddle parking tickets.”

Matt: and I'dve gotten away with it if it hadn't ben for you meddling kids and your dog
Aeri: ::snerk::
Rich: Fahr: Oh no, I've taken a life!
Zodi: Dima: ... *ponders* It's not really the same. *shrug*
Rich: Fahr: OMGANGST *suicides*
Zodi: Dima: .... *petitions Aeryon to ressurect Fahr so she can kill him*
Rich: XDDDDDDD
Muru : Kurai is innocent?! OMGWTFBBQAK47
Aeri: I know, shocking. . er. . she possessed Fahr and killed Kelsi, but let Fahr take the blame.
Rich: Even so, Aeri, Fahr would still be all *angst* *suicidal*
Aeri: ah.