Teasers, Who Got Ya Teasers
Written by various authors, MSTed by "Oh god, not them again."
Riikii: Hey, welcome back, audience of one and maybe two or
three!
tiakall: It's our 30th MST--
Cale-chan: Actually, it's the 33rd.
Riikii: *stab* --so we decided to do something different. MSTing
teasers!
Duo: See, Riikii's too lazy to actually a whole fic for something
special. So we did something nice and short.
Riikii: All of the crap, no saturated fat!
Expect the Unexpected by lil' lady08
Hello, everyone! This is my first fic on the site. Please R&R.
Basically this story is about Usagi finding her twin sister, but
having to help her kill her evil aunt and before she kills
everyone and her twin's queen.
Riikii: Family killings: better than incest!
Ki-chan: I'm so stabbing you.
A Random Shoujo ai Fic by Yoru no Kuronue
Just a bit of random shoujo ai between Rini, Saturn, and me. Rini
lovers do NOT read this. Rini haters will love it.
Cale-chan: Takes 'self-insertion' to a whole new level. That I
really didn't want to go to.
Riikii: Statutory rape? I'd hit that.
Ki-chan: Now I AM stabbing you! :D *stabs*
Seiya's Love by LadyCrystal1
One year later,Seiya and the other starlights return to Earth to
see the other senshi.The senshi later find out that there is a
new enemy.Usagi has a secret that she has been keeping for months.Will
she tell?"
Nico: "Seiya, I'm pregnant with your baby!"
tiakall: Nah, too predictable. "Seiya, I'm pregnant with
Chad's baby!"
The Phantom by black.RIBBON.rose
First season love triangle between Usagi, Mamoru and Endymion.
Riikii: ...um.
tiakall: Wow. Someone wasn't paying attention.
Luna cam by shooting star180
Luna finds a tv cammra. And makes tapes of Serena!what will
happon if she sends them to Darien? What will Ann and her brother
say to this? chapter13 is up!
Ki-chan: OH NOES A CAMMRA~
Cale-chan: It's Mummra's long-lost cousin!
Duo: I'll tell you what will happon! THEY HAVE NO CHANCE TO
ESCAPE MAKE THEIR TIME
A Collision with Love by Moonchildcnb13
The sailor senshi are on guard when Beryl’s generals take a
break from attacking Tokyo. The generals however, are not taking
a break, their trying to find out who the pretty soldiers are.
Both sides, good and evil, are about to have…A COLLISION
WITH LOVE.
Riikii: I hope they have love insurance.
SENSHI PRIME! by KingofMercury
Sailor Galaxia has seen firsthand the power of Sailor Moon and
now she wishes to find out for herself: Is the descendent of
Serenity the legendary Super-Senshi referred to in Galactic
Legend as SENSHI PRIME?
Cale-chan: Senshi: More than meets the eye!
tiakall: I'll be impressed when Serena turns into a car.
Pregnant by Majestic Weirdo
Michiru is suddenly pregnant, and we all know that it can't be
Haruka's. Well, at least I hope you do, and if you don't get my
stupid joke, that's because Haruka is a woman. The father is no
ordinary man.
Nico: This gets five stars for WELL, DUH.
The Suite Life of Zack & Cody by Shamona-Celine
This is a whole completely different story from The Suite Life of
Zack & Cody. Please review..
Duo: Uh, if you say so.
Sands Of Time by Different Child
If you really want to know call the 1800number
Riikii: That makes me want to read the story, AND call the number.
Roses and why I hate them by Wyvernwings
It started with that stupid report. Then a necklace, and now my
friends are involded as well. Well even though my life got ripped
up and disregarded at least my I'll have free icees for life.
Cale-chan: Hey, at least they're looking on the bright side.
See Me As I Am by PrussianBlue Cross reviews
The Perfect Soldier always has an emotionless mask, but how come
he can see through a certain girl's facade? How can he see the
pain she begs to be taken away? Maybe, he can just see her for
who she truly was. 1xOC,2xOC,3xOC,4xOC,5xOC.
Duo: Because perfect soldiers have such a great grasp on human
emotions, they're the perfect choice to go to for angst
infestations.
Riikii: I think I'd rather call the Orkin man.
tiakall: Call me! :D
Gundam Wing:Dance among the sea by ChibiBouncyNeko
Umm I'm not good at this. It's about a girl who is the sixth
pilot not a typical one. Takes place after the series and Endless
Waltz. Read on its more interesting than it sounds. Rated in case.
Ki-chan: "I'm not good at this." You're telling us.
Riikii: Because all the Gundam pilots are typical, y'know. Normal
people set their own broken legs, go around calling themselves
gods of death, go berserk in giant robots, ad nauseum.
Duo: Yep.
Chibi Angel by cHiBi-aNgeL-ALiTA
What happens when the Gboys accidentally destroy a residential
colony on a mission and suddenly they have to care for a young
girl survivor who's the cutest thing you've ever seen? Will chaos
insue as more people move in along with this kawaii angel?
R&R!
Duo: *chokes* What happens?! Have you SEEN the lawsuits from the
last time we did that?!
tiakall: I think we should eat her. Good eating on young girls.
Riikiii: *bazookas for the fangirl Japanese*
Childhood Forgotten by Cardcaptor Soldier
When Heero is sent to the hospital, the gboys find his twin
sister in the hospital next to him. His twin sister, Hiromi, is
also a gundam pilot and knows some things that Heero never knew
about. Plus: Fruits Basket xo
Duo: Shock. Heero's in the hospital again.
Riikii: Shock. He has yet another mysterious sibling. Holy crap,
how fertile was his mom?!
Duo: Um, you didn't know? Heero's a robot.
Cale-chan: Also, how does semi-magical shoujo mix with wierdos
and giant robots in space?
Spectacle! by clown eyes
Yaoi, Naruharem boy harem High school AU, because no author is
complete without one. Sasuke gets glasses, Naruto has contacts
and a secret that only the adults seem to know is afoot, but we
won't get to that for a few chaps.
Ki-chan: You're not COMPLETE, Riikii. You fail as an author.
Riikii: Oh noes.
You What! by Kalivax
A girl comes from the future claiming to be Naruto and Sasuke's
daughter! What's weirder is she calls Sasuke mom! PG-13 for later
chapters, please rr!
tiakall: I always knew Sasuke was a pussy, but still....
Well, This is New Ch1:The New Girl by sasukesfang
A new girl joins Sasuke's class and she is half wolf. Aside from
being emotionally dead, she creeps people out. See how Sasuke
reacts to the new girl and how he slowly becomes attached to her.
Everyone is around 18 years old, by the way.
Ki-chan: Well, This is Same, Bland Old Story.
Riikii: One: Sasuke isn't in class, and certainly not six years
after he graduated. Two: SUE! Three: SUE! Four: Bestiality! Five:
REALLY bad taste in men.
Hinata's Difficult Day by Jurodan
Hinata sees something that she really didn't need to see...
tiakall: Neji naked?
Nico: I'd watch that.
Riikii: *points to fic* I'd actually read that.
Kitsune staring in:Naruto the Yaoi by cassie291
Kitsune Ukero is a Yaoi Enforcer and her duty is to get the yaoi
guys of naruto together. And her job isn't as easy as it sounds,
lots of denial involved. LeexGaara,SasukexNaruto, KakashixIruka,
KibaxShino, ShikamaruxNeji NO FLAMES!
Duo: Self-inserts forcing guys to go gay. My penis hurts. x_x;
Cale-chan: I wasn't aware that not actually being gay was denial.
Riikii: Not to mention all but maybe one of those pairings is
really lousy.
Guys: ....
Riikii: Look, I could see Kakashi/Iruka! It's almost plausible!
Highschool Times by illustratedperson
hahahahahahaahahhahah!
Ki-chan: Except that it wasn't really funny.
Straw Hat Jam by digidestened7
SO here is a boy named Jam. He ate a gum gum fruit when he was
little, and when Arlong Returns, Jam is his first target. So what
happens when the Luffy crew takes him as one of their own?
R&R!
Nico: With a sister named Jelly.
tiakall: And parents with no sense of shame.
Riikii: Wait, I think I've seen this plot before...oh, wait, I
have. I've seen the show.
My Days With Buggy by I Love Buggy
I finally found Buggy. The pirate of my dreams! I get to hang out
with him and everything! See what happens!
Duo: ...the pirate of her dreams is the clown.
Nico: Her nightmares, maybe....
Riikii: I think the author name says it all.
Cale-chan: Ugh. Obsession much? x_X
Loving the Enemy by Vegetasgirl4eva
Broadway is in trouble, and his sister turns to the Ronins for
help. But will the Ronins agree to help their enemy, and what's
with Dais?
Ki-chan: ...I'm sorry, you lost me after the mental image of the
Ronins doing a musical.
Cale-chan: How come this is our only Ronin teaser?
Riikii: I could only get so far before I was reminded of why I
left in the first place. x_x;
Broken by Xblankstare
Broken. Meaning To cause to separate into pieces suddenly or
violently smash. Ever since the death of her mother, life hadn’t
been going great for the young Adrienne. She felt exactly like
the definition of broken.
Duo: See? Fics can be educational!
tiakall: Yeah, it's called "restitution as demanded by
lawsuit". Ask the tobacco companies.
Nico: Does this fic have ANYTHING to do with the fandom its set
in?
Riikii: When was that required?
What I Always Wanted by The Phantom Thief Dark
Ichigo,a shamer, was always shunned since she inherited her
mother's gift.She knew that she would never get married,but
always wished she could.But what happens when her mother is sent
on a mission to solve a murder,where she meet's Kish,the
murderer? KxI
Ki-chan: A shamer? Is that kind of like what we do?
Tokyo Mew Mew: Take 2 by artangel
This is a total rewrite of the series. I'm making changes based
on evidence within the original story that was never followed
through on as well as my own ideas. Hope you like.
tiakall: Hello, pretention!
Riikii: I love how teenage girls think they can write a story
better than an accomplished manga writer. And by love I mean stab
in the face.
An exciting mix between Harry Potter and Tigun! by tomboy036
In this story there are two young witches named Jasmine and
Saphire who accidently sparked one of the Trigun characters out
of the tv! The girls decide to bring him to Hogwarts and there
they have many adventures, while deciding on how to put him back
in
Duo: Where's Tigun?
Riikii: Characters coming in/out of a television? That's never
been done with a crossover before!
Nico: And certainly not with two Sues. Ten bucks says there's
sexual tension!
tiakall: Also, their parents apparently can't spell. Haha...
"Saphire"....
Riikii: Well, I think that's all we'll submit our poor readers to
right now.
tiakall: If they want more, they can go to fanfiction.net
themselves. They have any idea how many lame ones we had to read
over to find the really eye-burning ones?
Duo: I've come to the conclusion that Sue-writing must be due to
peer pressure, because all of them are EXACTLY ALIKE.
Ki-chan: Or, they could just be borrowing the same brain cell.
Duo: ...Is that possible?
Riikii: *shrug* Stranger things have happened. Look at who we
elected President.
Nico: And on that politically incorrect note, g'night, folks!