Slayer: *throw Dais and Anubis down* MST. Now.
Anubis: This is cruel!
Dais: And you call me sick! You're gonna make us MST tia's death
match just so you and Yui can-
Anubis: Don't Dais, they'll be your last words.
tiakall: Hello, loyal readers,
Dais: And good-bye. *heads for the door*
Slayer: *grabs Dais* I think not.
welcome back to
Anubis: Hell. I hope you enjoy your stay.
what's fast
Zechs: And furious.
Dais: o_O;;
becoming a saga of questionable quality.
Rowen: Very questionable quality.
Tonight for your debatable pleasure,
Dais: o_O;; That was a gross thought!
we have the Junior Deathmatch for you,
Dais: So the others where old men?
Dracky: Are they bleeding?
Yuli vs. Rini!
Anubis: >_< Aw hell, not them.
Chibi Duo: *sitting on the table, proud* I know what all those words mean.
Anubis: I can give you a few other words that I bet you don't
know what they mean.
Slayer: That's uncalled for Anubis.
tiakall: Of course you do.
Hades: Damn! And tia is teaching the kid these words.
Anubis: What a messed up family.
Chibi Duo: Yeah, I'm your kid.
Anubis: o_O Hell you better not be my kid.
tiakall: *looks around*
Zechs: Lose something?
Dais: Besides her brain.
Shh. ¬.¬ I know someone's going to react poorly to that...
Anubis: Been there, done that. At least you're not Slayer.
Slayer: *glares*
Chibi Duo: *looking out onto the field* Where's oniichan?
Dais: Hey, we're American here, kid.
Shuten/Rajura: We're not!
tiakall: Patience, kid.
Hades: It's a virtue.
Dracky: Blood should be one.
We're letting out Princess Sugar first.
Dais: Princess? Is she cute?
Dave: *pops head in the door*
Anubis: Who's this?
Don't you think this whole thing is a little biased?
Dais: All the Death Matches are.
tiakall: ¬.¬ Out.
Zechs: Or in.
Or I shall be forced to WHANG! you.
Dais: That does not sound right.
Dave: Gone. *leaves*
All: Bye!
Chibi Duo: *giggle* Mamma has some funny friends.
Anubis: Mama is a insane person but we don't say that out loud.
Dave: -__-
Hades: He's cute.
All: o_O;;
tiakall: And first onto the field is the charming girl in pink from Sailor Moon, Rini!
Anubis: I thought she didn't like Rini.
Dais: She's five, right?
Hades: Yes.
Dais: Damn!
Riikii: *eating popcorn* Well, your sarcasm wasn't too obvious...
Mewtwo: ^___________________^ RIIKII!!!!!
tiakall: Thank you.
Mewtwo: RIIKII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rini: *comes out* Hi! I'm gonna win!
All: You're gonna die!
Chibi Duo: Ew!
Hades: Don't like death kid?
It's a girl!
Anubis: Very good!
I bet she has cooties. *wrinkles nose*
Anubis: Such a child.
Riikii: You'll think differently in a few years, kid.
Dais: Riikii has a point for once.
Mewtwo: RIIKII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chibi Duo: Will not!
Dais: Will too.
tiakall: Riikii! No scarring my child!
Mewtwo: *glare* Leave Riikii alone.
Riikii: But I-
Mewtwo: RIIKII!!! ^_____________^
tiakall: Talpa-chan!
Anubis: It's the Hentia no Miko.
Slayer: That's Dais.
Anubis: No, Dais is the Pervert no Miko.
Talpa-chan: *waiting for this* YES!
Anubis: See? He agrees with me.
*zap, sound of ripping tape*
Riikii: >.< I hate my life.
Mewtwo: My poor Riikii.
tiakall: Not as much as I hate your life.
Mewtwo: *glare* Die.
Slayer: No. D must die first.
Chibi Duo: Next out onto the field is everyone's favorite, Yuli!
Gremlins: BOO!!!
Anubis: Good Gremlins!
tiakall: *pats spork launcher smugly*
Gremlins: *eat the snork launcher*
Audience: >_< *cheers*
Gremlins: *eat the Audience*
Matt: *whispers to Dave* We should have never let the 'miko' have her favorite character in one of these.
Anubis: Where did he come from?
Dave: We shouldn't let her do these at all.
Zechs: *as Matt* That's true.
Matt: Hmmm...
Yuli: *steps out* Uh...hi.
Anubis: Kill it!
Chibi Duo: *waves from the commentor's box* Oniichan!
Dais: What's with the Japanese?
Yuli: ^_^ *waves back*
Anubis: Kill it!
Rini: *taps foot* This is it? I've been up against much scarier opponents!
Anubis: Just kill the kid.
Dais: What are you, Slayer?
Slayer: I do have a new weapon I want to try out and you two are
gonna be the ones I try it out on.
Dais: Shouldn't you be having kids or something?
Yuli: *notices Rini* Huh? Who're you?
Anubis: I believe they said her name was Rini, you stupid child.
Rini: *sighs, exasperated* Your opponent, stupid!
Anubis: Thank you!
*thump thump thump thump, WHANG!*
Dais: That sounds WAY wrong!
tiakall: *dusts off hands, aggravated* Don't call my child stupid.
Anubis: Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Matt: ...tiakall, this is between them, not you and her.
Anubis: Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
tiakall: Oh yeah. No one saw me. *picks up mallet and leaves*
All: We all saw you.
Audience: ...
Gremlins: *eat the Audience again*
Rini: Ow... x_@
Zechs: How did the Gremlins eating the Audience hurt her?
Yuli: *looks down
Dais: o_O;; ...
into the Rini-shaped crater* Um...are you alright?
Hades: She's just peachy.
Rini: ...You planned that, didn't you?
All: Yup.
Yuli: Huh?
Anubis: I hate him.
Rini: *crawls out of hole, angry* Come here, you!
Dais: o_O;; Bad thoughts!
Mysterious voice: *calls from stands* Yuli, that bad girl kicked Ryo in the shins!
Dais: O_O;; REALLY bad thoughts!
Yuli: What? Meanie! *kicks Rini in the shin*
Hades: She has one?
Rini: ;_; Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Hades: Guess so?
Dave: -__- Shouldn't you be in the commentator's box, tia?
Mysterious voice: ...I'm not tia!
All: ...
Matt: *holds up a picture of a teenage Yuli*
Mysterious voice: *nosebleed* Ah, shit.
Anubis: I worry about tia.
Dais: We all do.
Dracky: *_* BLOOD!
Matt: *looks at picture* Good grief, he's fully clothed. What are you thinking about? >_<
Anubis: tia has worst thoughts than Dais!
Hades: Can that really happen?
Mysterious voice: *grumbles and wipes at nose*
Chibi Duo: *playing with Duo figure as he watches the match*
Yuli's chasing around the girl! Go oniichan! Just beware of her
cooties!
Anubis: Someone kill it.
Rini: *sits down and cries* You're mean!
Anubis: Kill that too.
Yuli: *stops and pats her head* I'm sorry.
Anubis: Just die.
Rini: Die! *tackles him*
Anubis/Gremlins: YAY!
tiakall: *being held back by Matt and Dave* Ooh, that's low!
Anubis: *remembers the goo* So are you!
Dave: *to Matt* This from the girl who's pulling every trick in the book.
Anubis: I like this guy.
All: o_O;;
Anubis: >_< I am not gay!
Ow, that's my kidney you're digging that elbow into! *to
Matt again* How the hell does she have such sharp elbows?
Matt: *whisper* It's the only part of her lacking padding. *is
whanged upside the head* x_X;;
tiakall: I hate you both. >_<
Yuli: *staring at Rini strangely as she attempts to strangle his
sweatshirt* Um...are you feeling okay?
Zechs: *as Rini* I see dead people...
Rini: *looks at him* ... *looks at shirt in her hands* >_< Come here, you stup--eep!
Rowen: What's a stup-eep?
*thump thump thump thump, WHANG!*
Dais: >_<
Dave: We really need to restrain her...Talpa-chan?
Anubis: Enter the Hentai no Miko.
Talpa-chan: Thanks, but I value my life.
Zechs: Don't we all?
Matt: Hey, kid, where does your mom keep the sedatives?
Zechs: Underneath the bathroom sink.
Chibi Duo: In the main bathroom in the top cabinet.
Zechs: I was close.
Matt: Thanks. *to Dave* Hold the fort. I'll be back in a bit.
Dracky: He bit something? Is it bleeding?
Dave: Are you nuts?!
All: Yes.
Matt: *gone*
Dave: ... >_<
All: Told you.
Yuli: Look, miss, I don't know what your problem is, but, uh...can I have my shirt back?
Anubis: Ew! The kid is shirtless!
Rini: >_< I'm gonna beat you yet! Do you even know
who I am? *pulls out a brooch* Mini Moon Power, MAKE UP!
tiakall: Hey! That's not fair! *realizes there's an upcoming
henshin scene* Eek! *runs onto the field and covers Yuli's eyes*
Dais: Hey! This is the best part!
Yuli: Mom? What's going on?
Dais: *_* I love Sailor Moon…
tiakall: >_< I'll tell you when you're older.
Dave: *covering Chibi Duo's eyes* Why do I get stuck with these
jobs?
Chibi Duo: *giggle*
tiakall: All right, you little cheater, I said no transforming!
Do you have any idea what you could have done to an
impressionable young mind with that transformation?!
Dais: You know you liked it.
Dave: *mutters* Pot to kettle, come in kettle! Important information about your coloring!
Dais: That was random…
Slayer: >_< You are an idiot.
Anubis: That's besides the point.
Dais: *glare*
Matt: Back! *holds up tranquilizer gun*
Hades: Forward!
Dais: o_O;;
Dave: Great, there's not a moment to lose! *points to the
field*
Matt: Oh, shit! *fires*
tiakall: *about to pound Rini FLAT* *is hit by tranquilizer* Ooh,
pretty tigers! *falls over*
Dave/Matt: *let out a big sigh of relief and go drag her body off
the field*
Riikii: Carry on, nothing to see here.
Mewtwo: ^________^ RIIKII!
Chibi Duo: *sits by tiakall* Mamma's silly.
Anubis: Mamma's insane.
Yuli: *polietly looking away from the less than generous outfit* Oh yeah? Well, I'm Yuli of the Wind!
Anubis: What? Since when?
Rini: Ha! That's so-- *looks around cautiously* --stupid! You're making that up!
Dais: Is this over yet?
Yuli: Hey, my big brothers are all great warriors and they'll beat you up!
Anubis: You can tell it's tia's kid. He goes running to the -chans to protect him.
They have a tiger too!
Anubis: And we have Gremlins and panthers.
Gremlins: You don't have us.
Slayer: And those panthers are mine, not yours or 'ours'.
Rini: Ha! Sure they do.
Tiger: *comes in and eats Rini* *burp*
Gremlins: YAY!
Anubis: Good tiger! Now eat Yuli and tia!
Yuli: O_O; ...uh, good White Blaze.
Tiger: *purr*
Anubis: Eat Yuli!
Dave: *mutters suspiciously* That tiger looks more gray
than white to me...
tiakall: *unconscious but smiling*
All: ...
Rini: *from inside tiger* Pink Sugar Heart...ATTACK! Oh
no, why isn't it working? Not now!
Tiger: *licks lips*
Anubis: That isn't a tiger, it's Helios!
Helios: *looks at Anubis, looks away and eats a gremlin then goes
to take a nap*
Matt: *sigh* And next time on Deathmatches, we'll be having the first part of a three part match,
Dais: Aw, hell, more.
Battle of the Critters! Thankfully our favorite bossmonkey doesn't have a strong preference for one of the characters. >_<
Dais: I knew tia was a monkey!
Chibi Duo: *runs out* Yay oniichan! You won!
Anubis: Kill him, Chibi Duo!
Yuli: ^_^ *puts hand behind his head and blushes* I didn't do anything, really...
Anubis: You're right! You didn't do anything!
Matt: That is true. *WHANG!*
tiakall: *dusts off hands*
Dais: She's been playing in the sand box again.
If my Yuli had gotten hurt while you did that, you would be dead right now, mister.
Gremlins: Aw! Our hearts bleed! NOT!
Matt: >_< *to Dave* Let's not ever let her do this again, okay?
Dais: You let her do it this time?
Dave: Like we let her do it this time?
Dais: I just said that.
tiakall: *joins the kids* Congratulations, Yuli! Let's go for ice cream to celebrate!
All: ...
Anubis: >_< He's still alive!
Chibi Duo/Yuli: Yay! *all three leave*
Dave: *leans on Matt* Thank god that's over...
Hades: They'll be back.
*two hours later*
Zechs: Damn, time does sure fly.
Time: *tries to fly* I do not!
Rini: Pink Sugar Heart...ATTACK! Please, work! Pink Sugar
Heart...ATTACK!
Tiger: *smiles smugly*
Anubis: Stupid tiger! You didn't eat Yuli! Or tia.