behind her mask
Written by InuKags_little_mutt, MSTed by "Oh god why us
again?!"
Riikii: So I'm trying to find a fic before my brother gets on.
And I'm all "I've got five minutes, someone help me find a
bad fic." And my friend says, "that's sort of like
saying "I'm in a swamp, help me find horrible disease-ridden
death."
Prettz-chan: And the first thing you do is go to Mediaminer.
Washu: *passing by* That explains the order for new eyes....
Ki-chan: And the second thing she does is drag us in here
>_<
Disclaimer: I do….not *cry*
Cale-chan: But your readers do!
own Inuyasha but if I did I be laughing at u people. ^_^
Shin-chan: Actually, given your complete inability to write,
we'd probably be laughing at you.
Riikii: Uh? We already are.
CHAPTER 1.Blades!
Cale-chan: Wow, they managed to hold my interest for a full
second, there.
Ki-chan: Only because you have a sword fetish.
And another friend lost
Cale-chan: Hopefully due to the blades.
Ki-chan: I told you! Fetish!
Prettz-chan: Ooh, blades~ >_>
The sun rose high into the sky,
Ki-chan: As opposed to barrelling into the earth in a massive
ball of fiery death!
Riikii: I read a comic like that once. It was awesome.
peaking into a window
Ki-chan: Not as good as the barrelling, but still resulting in
enough fiery death for me.
Riikii: Physics? What's THAT about?
where lay a beautiful hanyou sleeping peacefully,
Cale-chan: Of course. Aren't they all?
Washu: *plops onto the couch with some popcorn* Wow, someone's
never tried interspecies gene-splicing. It's a total bitch.
Riikii: Not to mention they all look like horrifying, deformed
freaks of nature.
Washu: They do not! They're cute!
Cale-chan: Shut up, Washu, you're justifying the Sue!
the room to the door opened reveling a male demon about 5'9 tall,
Washu: *pulls out measuring tape* To be exact, he was 5 feet,
9.1371230214 inches.
Riikii: Yeah, thanks for that bit of information nobody cares
about.
short brown hair, hansom blue/green eyes,
Cale-chan: Man, I remember the good old days when demons were,
you know, demonic. And evil.
Riikii: The disrespectful youth of today have no appreciation of
standards, I tell ya.
wearing a tight shirt with baggie pants.
Ki-chan: Yeah, there's a fashion combo that makes sense.
Riikii: You haven't been to Hot Topic lately, have you?
He walked over to the young hanyou's bed shaking her shoulder slightly as saying
Riikii: ALL YOUR BASE ARE PWN'D BY THE OTHER TEAM
Cale-chan: wtf hax lag!!1
“Kida wake up” right then the hanyou called Kida
Shin-chan: Was currently in Wisconsin, buying cheese.
Riikii: ....
Shin-chan: What ELSE do you do in Wisconsin?
sat up and flung nothing into the air as yelling
Riikii: ALL YOUR GRAMMAR ARE THWART'D BY IDIOCY
“BLADES!”
Cale-chan: *momentarily interested again* Oh, false alarm.
Prettz-chan: I know. Total cocktease.
the male demon grabbed the hanyou's hands immediately while saying
Riikii: ALL YOUR--oh, I guess that's reasonably correct.
“Kida it's me, Tie,
Shin-chan: Yay, another candidate for "My parents fail at
naming!"
Riikii: So can I wear him around my neck?
Ki-chan: Can I put something around HIS neck?
Riikii: Even better!
calm down Kida it's just me”
Prettz-chan: And nine supreme justices and a snack fairy.
Riikii: What's next, saving fifteen percent on our car insurance?
Cale-chan: I PEENCH
Kida blinked a few times then pulled her hands away from Ties
Riikii: Yay, self-insert perviness. Almost as good as Gundam
Wing yaoi.
Washu: But without the magical penises.
Riikii: Washu, WHAT have you been reading?
rather roughly pulled the covers that covered her body back, got out of the bed walked over to the window and looked out it a couple of minutes then turned around glared at tie
Prettz-chan: While trimming the bushes, firing pottery,
conquering Qatar, molesting the president, and whoring herself
out on mediaminer!
Ki-chan: ...seriously, don't add to the runon from hell.
Riikii: Oh my god, Prettz-chan, I'm going to hurt you.
while saying in a smooth icy tone
Ki-chan: Someone woke on the wrong side of the bed.
Cale-chan: Or it's PMS.
Ki-chan: *auto-stab*
Riikii: *shoves Midol down the self-insert's throat*
Shin-chan: Aren't you going to need that soon?
Riikii: ... FUCK *goes to get it back*
Shin-chan: ....
“Tie why did you wake me when I told you not to”
Ki-chan: Because who the hell listens to a self-insert?
Riikii: Everyone in the fic, unfortunately >_<
Tie looked straight into her eyes not affected like the others would be
Riikii: What is she, half-basilisk?
Ki-chan: Definitely goes along with the ugly.
while saying in a smooth tone but deep down Tie would've cried like a little baby wanting his mommy to hold him for the next word he was about to say would've rip up the little hope of what she has to call somebody her friend that she made while going through all this bullcrap.
Riikii: OH MY GOD A PERIOD *gives it a medal*
Ki-chan: Seriously! Punctuation, bitch! LEARN WHAT IT IS.
Cale-chan: While going through all this bullcrap? That's *totally*
our line.
Tie toke a deep breath then said
Shin-chan: No thanks, I prefer grass.
“I wanted to let you know bright and early instead of later on today or tomorrow that I'm assign a new job there steal looking for a replacement for me but so far no luck!”
Riikii: *continues her story from the beginning of the fic*
And so I was like "which is worse, one or two?" and my
other friend's like "Is this like which is worse, aids or
cancer?"
Ki-chan: I think that might have been a plot point, but I find
myself completely unable to care.
Kida walks over to her dresser pulls out one of the drawers pulls out a white silk shirt closes the drawer turns around
Prettz-chan: Sits down, pats her head and rubs her belly, does
jumping jacks, moles-- *is shot*
Riikii: By something sacreligious, author, think of all the
commas you've made unemployed!
heads for the closet opens the sliding door rummages through some of the hanging stuff finally picking a pare of white with purple down at the bottom silky pants.
Riikii: Period = win!
Ki-chan: Outfit = fail!
While doing all this
Prettz-chan: And all that stuff I mentioned earlier....
and when she was done turned around faced Tie and said
Cale-chan: Geez, I'm exhausted from all that action in only
two sentences!
Riikii: PUNCTUATION, DAMNIT. Also: carriage returns! If your
enter key's broken, there's another on your number pad!
“is everybody afraid of me?”
Washu: I would say 'disgusted' is a better word. Also see
horrified, scornful, nauseated, turned off, murderous, and
generally squicked.
Riikii: Thank you, Madame Dictionary.
Tie laughed a little after the laughter subsided Tie said “yep, that's one of the reasons I wanted this job, I wanted to
Prettz-chan: Molest the pre-- *shot again*
Riikii: Damn it, Prettz-chan! I'm totally going to have
nightmares now!
see you in person and now I have and your not as bad as they said you were”
Cale-chan: You're so, so much worse.
Riikii: I vote that she's a witch and that we burn her. All in
favor?
Kida then turned around with a smile on her face walking towards the bathroom she said
Prettz-chan: *nursing shot wounds* Time for my morning constitutional!
“its good to know I have another friend
Riikii: Who was the first?
Washu: *as Kida* Myself, in the bathroom, at night when no one
else is awake!
Riikii: ....
Washu: *shrug* Talpa-chan's not here, someone had to do it.
but its sad to know your leaving Tie”
Riikii: *makes the demon into a bow* :D
Cale-chan: Damnit, Riikii, don't play with the fic. You might
catch something.
Washu: If she does, can I have it? I need more squick in my
collection.
Kida walked into the bathroom closing the door be hide her.
Riikii: ALL YOUR JOKE ARE GETTING TIRED OF USED
Shin-chan: ALL YOUR ENGLISH ARE GETTING TIRED OF ABUSED
Ten minutes later Kida came walking back out with a brush in hand wearing the close
Ki-chan: Fail again. Everyone knows the far is totally in this year.
she picked out with a sad smile on her face
Peasants: *don't care*
Riikii: Indeed.
she sat down next to Tie on the bed she then started brushing her hair she then spoke startling Tie “life sucks
Shin-chan: Especially when you're a whiny self-insert who has
very little to whine about.
Riikii: And then you die.
Ki-chan: Hopefully very quickly.
you know that Tie…when your life is great and your going on all right paths it only takes one wrong one to screw it all up”
Shin-chan: In this case, I'd say yours was sleeping through
English class.
Ki-chan: But the deciding to write a fic comes in a close second.
Tie looks up to her and sees Kida stop brushing her hair Tie took hold of Kida's hands with his own Tie lifts Kida's chin with his hand and looks into her eyes to see pain, guilt, sorrow, and regret
Prettz-chan: And teenage angst, and gonads and strife, and
Linkin Park lyrics....
Riikii: *sets Mediaminer servers on fire* It's your fault! You
ENCOURAGE this!
Tie then hugs Kida as if it was his life on the line
Ki-chan: That's so melodramatically lame, I can't even think
of a good response for that.
Prettz-chan: I can. It starts with high-grade explosives....
Ki-chan: I knew there was a reason we kept you around.
while saying `'Kida don't do not think about the past”
Riikii: ALL YOUR GRA...ah, to hell with it.
Kida hugs him back in a tight
Riikii: Noose!
Shin-chan: Guillotine.
Riikii: Ooh, I've always been partial to guillotines.
Prettz-chan: LET THEM EAT CAKE
embrace then says “ I cant help it, it was my fault I should've told them I could do it by myself!
Ki-chan: This totally *does* read like a Linkin Park song.
Riikii: Craaaaawling in my skin! Something about life sucking! I
think I'll go cut myself!
Tie takes hold of Kida's chin in his hand again and makes her look at him and says
Shin-chan: *as Tie* Screw this plot, let's get to the bondage.
You're on bottom.
Ki-chan: *as Kida* Again?!
Kida no it isn't and you know it because you want it to be your fault
Riikii: *as Kida* But if I don't have angst, my life is empty!
so none of your family and friends have to dell with it and because your parents are in jail…
Cale-chan: Wait, when was this?
Ki-chan: Who the hell are her parents, anyway?
Riikii: It's an Inuyasha fic. Take a wild guess.
Prettz-chan: Shippo and Jaken?
Shin-chan: *so totally stabs* It's an Inuyasha fic?!
Riikii: You couldn't tell by the random "hanyou"?
Washu: Technically, she should be quarter-demon.
Prettz-chan: *whispers to Cale-chan* Ten bucks says Shippo tops.
.isn't Kida and don't lie to me Kida drops her hands in her lap then nods her head “yes”
Riikii: FRED FREDBURGER FRED FREDBURGER
Prettz-chan: *whaps* No more Billy and Mandy for j00.
Ki-chan: *whaps him* And no more Megatokyo for "j00".
Prettz-chan: But! Sad girls in snow!
Kida stands walks over to the window while saying “I want them back
Riikii: Girl, it's hard to say I'm sorry, it's hard to make
the things I've said undone....
Ki-chan: *floods Riikii's brain with Backstreet Boys instead*
Riikii: AUGH
Tie I want them back I don't want to wait
Riikii: For our lives to be over~
Ki-chan: Whoops, I think I broke her.
Riikii: Nah, I'm good. I want to know right now, what will it be~
Ki-chan: ... *stabs a few times* This should fix it.
Riikii: Will it be yes or will it be-- *spurt*
anymore I want my family and friends back” Tie walks up to her putting his arms around her shoulders and says
Riikii: I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT L-- *stabbed some more*
Ki-chan: Some help here?
“I want you to have them back too Kida you deserve and they deserve you and your parents”
Shin-chan: And who dropped THAT mutt out of their crotch?
Riikii: *slapping on med patches* Got me, that tidbit wasn't in
the teaser.
Kida then ask shyly “Tie will you come visit me some time when your free
Riikii: I'm sorry, there's nothing I can say here that isn't
another song lyric, and I don't want to get stabbed again.
Ki-chan: *tosses her to the tentacle monster* Problem solved!
Riikii: AUGH! *flee!*
“Tie laughs then says always and forever….hey you want to eat breakfast or stand here all day
Cale-chan: I vote option C: Ending The Fic.
Kida smiles then laughs and says yeah I'm starving
Prettz-chan: Man, those poor quotation marks, also getting put
out of jobs like that....
Riikii: *jumps on top of Cale-chan* ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT
PUNCTUATION RECESSION
Cale-chan: .... *drops her to the tentacle monster*
Riikii: DAMN YOU ALL *flee again!*
so they both turned around walk through the door close it be hind them and start towards the food room.
Ki-chan: Normally we call those 'kitchens'.
Prettz-chan: That's the least of that phrase's problems. Be hind?
Walking through doors?
How did you like it
Riikii: Ha ha! How cute! She thinks we liked it! *now perched on Prettz-chan*
r&r please, well till next time!!!*runs over the horizon on a cow* sorry I live in the country side ^_^
Riikii: So do I, and I don't ride cows, you hick.
Cale-chan: Or she's copying that one blacksmith guy.
Ki-chan: And being really lame about it!
Riikii: Wow. I have got to find a new hobby. The eye prices
are killing me.
Cale-chan: That's all? It's these fics that are killing ME!
Riikii: *glare* No, that would be me, after you dumped me to that
tentacle monster. *steals explosives from Prettz-chan, chases*
Cale-chan: *flee!*
Prettz-chan: Hey, you're not licensed to use those!
Ki-chan: Like you are?
Washu: *pokes at tentacle monster* I vote we name it Hen-chan! *is
snagged and dragged under couch*
Peasants: *don't care*
Washu: HATE YOU ALL