Rowen discover neopets
Written by silver_mouri, MSTed by tia, Artemis, and their
respective lackeys
tiakall: Hey, you guys gotta see this. Stop necking
and come here.
Kento: *darts in the room* Am I safe here?
tiakall: Not really. I went to Mediaminer again.
Kento: Oh god!
Arty: Correction. You sent your poor innocent imouto-chan to
Mediaminer.
Slayer: Innocent, my ass.
Ryo: And you did it without your eyes exploding? We still haven't
gotten the blood stains out of the couch.
Dais: o_O That's what that was? I knew it tasted funny. I liked
it better when we didn't come over here.
tiakall: ...you were licking the couch?
Dais: >_> No...
Anubis: He thought it was jelly.
Dais: Did not!
Disclaimer- I don't own neopets (no lose there)
Ryo: And if she did own it, it still wouldn't be a
loss.
Arty: It would explain a few things about the pets there
considering who the author is.
Rowen: Who's the author?
tiakall: Our good ol' illiterate, canon-mashing friend, silver.
Rowen: Oh lord....
And i don't own ronin warriors (:::sniff::: Hard to believe i know)
A.n- Okay i got the idea why sitting here
Anubis: Is she trying to ask why she was sitting
there?
Dais: Her butt was tired?
tiakall: Then wouldn't she be standing up?
Dais: Sense you need not make.
Kento: He's got a point.
on neopets looking for some dang black garnish nail polish
tiakall: She's a Hot Topic goth. Why am I not
surprised?
Ryo: Of course she is, all the cool kids are.
tiakall: *stabs him*
Slayer: I know one of those.
Arty: *hides in the corner*
for a quest (Stupid thing should let u use the shop thingie)
Kento: Funny, I said the same thing about the spell
check.
Anubis: Why does 'u' need to use the shop thingie?
Dais: Because 'i', 'j', and 'y' were dissing its style.
Anyway it hit me
Rowen: *nursing Ryo's stab wound* Lucky it. -_-
Dracky: *comes rushing in* BLOOD?? *_*
Rowen: Back off, I have stakes and I know how to use them.
tiakall: HEY! Those are my chopsticks!
Dracky: Dude, I live with several vampire slayers. Fear you, I do
not.
tiakall: Talk like Yoda, you do. Seen Episode III too many times,
you have.
Dracky: Padmey *drooool*
Kento: It's 'Padme'.
Dracky: Whatever.
what if rowen
Dais: Was part of the Fab 5?
Rowen: Pass.
discovered neopets...heres the outcome from my strange little mind.
Arty: Go on, oneesan. This one is all yours.
tiakall: Thanks, but I only interact with strange, reasonably-sized
minds.
Anubis: So why do you hang around Ryo-chan?
tiakall: He's got you beat.
~*~
Rowen Hibisha sat at the computer in the room he and sage shared, it had took him awhile but he finally got a laptop.
Dais: The whimp couldn't get it up the stairs
apparently.
Kento: You know, it's going to be hard to mock her spelling if
you can't spell right either.
Dais: Go stuff your face with cookies or something.
tiakall: COOKIE~
Mia rarely let anyone touch her
Dais: *whispers to Anubis*
Anubis: o_O That's just wrong.
computer anymore and he needed to get on line to do some research of his own.
As he was about to type in the url for the place to get his research he remember Kuraya asking him to take care of his neopets
Slayer: Now I may not to up to date on the gender
of the Ronins but I'm pretty sure 'his' should be 'her'.
Anubis: She's not really a Ronin, so to speak.
Slayer: She's not a guy, either.
Kento: I'd like to know when we ever met a 'Kuraya', anyway.
while she was away, he reluctantly agreed, this was yesterday.
tiakall: That's odd, I could've sworn it was a Sunday.
Typed in the url of the site and stared at it, 'It's a rip off of giga pets'
Arty: ^^ I had one of those! It was a kitty named
Runt.
tiakall: ...you worry me.
Kento: Says she who goes to Gaia.
tiakall: I DENY EVERYTHING~
he thought to himself thinking of the key chain giga pets he had some how got addicted to them
tiakall: This is your brain. *points to Kento* This
is your brain on Giga Pets. *points to Dais*
Kento: Yay, I'm the brain~
Arty: Hey, I loved my Giga Pet.
and had been banned of ever touching a giga pet again.
Dais: He needs to get out more.
Rowen: I deny any association with that creature that has my name.
tiakall: Good, you ain't no bucket of canon yourself.
As he shuddered at the thought of giga pets
Arty: *hides her Giga Pet* I take it we don't like
these.
Ryo: If she's a Neopet fan, I don't think she has much room to
talk about taste.
he looked back toward the screen.
On the home page its said
Dais: Wait, I thought this was about the Ronins not
the Addams.
Anubis: -_-; That's Cousin It, stupid.
Dais: Either way, 'its' can't speak.
Kento: *gestures to Dais* I dunno, I think we proved them wrong.
tiakall: That's an it, not an its.
neopets in big letters with three stars going over the N to the O. Below that it said mummy maze
Dais: *shoves Kento into the maze* ^^
Kento: HEY! That's totally not fair! I HATE undead!
tiakall: Now he unded from neopets?
Ryo: *fwap*
Dracky: ;_; You hate me?
tiakall: ...you're unded from neopets?
Dracky: No...he said he hated the undead.
Kento: *throws a mummy at Dracky* Who's yo' mama?!
Ryo: I'm fwapping him as soon as he comes out.
tiakall: Now you unded from bad jokes.
and show a picture of what was called a (:::author stops to look::: What so I'm copying what the page says right now) Kyri (sp?)
Arty: x_X The bad grammar, it burns....
Rowen: *looks at Arty* Because you're the reigning expert,
yourself.
tiakall: Sad when you can't even copy it off the site right.
Arty: Hey, I'm not THAT bad.
And a bunch of others stuff. Rowen read on and decided to join. 'Have nothing better to do'
Dais: How about Ryo?
tiakall: I ain't touching that one.
Rowen: I will! *snog*
tiakall: ...just had to encourage them, didn't you, Dais.
Dais: x_X Sorry.
He told himself forgetting why he came there in the first place.
Anubis: *watches Rowen snog Ryo* I think Rowen
forgot there are innocents in the room.
tiakall: I think he also forgot why he came here. *smacks both of
them with a mallet*
Kento: *comes out of the maze, shaking a mummy off his leg*
That's all well and good, but they can't make smartass comments
when they're unconscious.
tiakall: *innocent* Whoops?
He filled out the sigh up sheet and picked his neopet out. He had gotten himself a shoyru.
Arty: *looks it up*
Slayer: It looks like a marshmellow version of Baby with bat
wings.
tiakall: *eyes Slayer suspiciously* You know this how?
Slayer: Because I have children.
tiakall: That's even worse. I'm telling Seiji-chan.
Slayer: ...
Arty: I forgot about him. Why isn't blondie in here trying to get
at his wife?
tiakall: He's, uh...taking care of...a problem. Yes. A...rat
problem. A rat problem that has nothing to do with blowing up
Nebraska whatsoever. Nope.
Kento: Your innocent act really sucks, you know that?
tiakall: I can only roleplay so far from myself.
He looked to what he could do next and saw the button to build a shop and decided to do that.
***2 hours later***
Anubis: And the MST is over!
Sage yawed to himself
Anubis: Damnit!
Dracky: Can he actually yawn to to something other than himself?
tiakall: Dunno, how do you 'yaw', anyway?
as he walked into the room he and rowen shared he decided he get some sleep early tonight, Walking into the room he saw rowen staring intently at the screen to his laptop.
Dais: See! The Ronins have no lives.
tiakall: You're in here with us. You have no room to talk about
no life.
Kento: ...did you just pwn the entire room at once?
tiakall: Yes, and I enjoyed it.
Arty: Just take pride in the fact she also pwned herself.
tiakall: That bitch deserved it.
Slayer: Down, tia. No blood shedding.
"Working hard" Sage asked
Slayer: *puts a question mark in there* Sorry, it
was bothering me.
Kento: Or hardly working.
tiakall: Sums up most of my posse, actually.
Kento/Ryo/Rowen: -_-
walking over to him to see what he was doing.
"Rowen only mumbled. "Yea work" A smile spread across his face. "Yes meet your doom" He said laughing.
Arty: o_O What kind of site has Neopets become?
Dracky: I don't know but it sounds fun.
tiakall: If he's blasting Mary Sues and godmoders, I'm paying him
ten bucks.
Rowen: Do you even HAVE ten bucks?
tiakall: ...maybe....
Sage raised an eyebrow. "Neopets" He asked.
Anubis: In a world, not too far away people live
without question marks.
tiakall: Kinda like Russia, where they live without vowels.
He herd people
tiakall: Bad Sage. That's totally Jesus's schtick.
Kento: *waits for divine lightning*
Dais: I always said Ronins were dogs, apparently they are
'people' herding dogs.
Anubis: I just want to express that Dais' views at not the
expressed views of all Warlords...in other words, *puppy eyes*
please don't hurt me.
tiakall: Don't worry, I think you're safe. *watches Dais get
tackled by three ronins*
Anubis: Good, because I don't want to have to hurt them or
nothing. *hides behind Arty*
Arty: ...
talking about it and had been there once or twice himself it was nothing great
tiakall: Ding ding! You are correct!
Kento: Makes a glorious trainwreck, though.
but it was shocking to see rowen of all people there.
Slayer: And no one thinks that since he had a
problem with Giga pets Neopets might not be such a good idea.
Rowen: I blame the author. If she made Rowen sound dumb, she can
make anyone sound dumb.
"Yea neopets" Rowen said.
"Right I'll just leave you to what your doing" Sage said walking over to his bed and going to sleep.
Dais: *bleeding too much to make a comment*
Dracky: *_* Blood...
tiakall: By all means, Dracky, have at him.
***next day***
"Rowen still asleep" Mia asked as she saw sage enter the kitchen.
"No actually" Sage said as he noticed everyone look up at him. "I don't think he went to sleep at all last night"
Dais: Ryo needs to stay out of his room.
tiakall: *sings* And last night, I didn't get to sleep, no I
didn't get to sleep at all!
Kento: You're still alive? And encouraging the entirely-not-ambigious
duo? Not only are you resilient, you're stupid.
Dais: Do be do be doo....*shoves Kento into the maze again* ^^
"Rowen...rowen hibisha" Kento asked, picking back up his fork.
Dais: Apparently Kento doesn't know his fellow
Ronins.
Rowen: Or how to spell my last name.
tiakall: No, that's the author. The second chapter is titled 'i
know i spelled his name wrong'
Ryo: Because, you know, fixing it? Just unacceptable.
"The same" Sage said.
Slayer: Good thing there are different versions out
there, wouldn't want our Rowen getting mixed up with that crowd.
tiakall: Amen to that! Can you imagine if our Rowen tried to jump
some poor canon Ryo's bones?
Ryo: You get used to it, really.
"Laptop" Ryo stated more than said.
Anubis: Awww, lookie tia! Her Ryo said his first
word.
tiakall: I'm not taking pictures, if that's what you want.
"Neopets" Sage replied.
"Excuse me" Kento said trying not to laugh.
Dais: There's no excuse for him.
tiakall: Or the author.
Ryo: Or this fanfic.
"Are resident genius is a neopet addicted."
Arty: Come on, proof right there she's worst than
me.
Rowen: I never said she was better than you. I don't like to be
caught with incorrect information, after all.
Arty: XP
Kento stopped and thought for a minute.
Dais: *snork*
Kento: *spork*
"This i gotta see" He sid
Anubis: Hey Kento, how do you 'sid'?
Kento: It starts with messy violence directed at the author.
Arty: Cool.
getting out of his seat and running up the stairs and into the room.
***In rowen and sage room***
Dais: *covers his 'innocent eyes*
Anubis/Slayer/Dracky: *roll eyes*
Rowen: Boo! Hiss!
Rowen smiled to himself, his neopets, after many hard hours had reached level
Anubis: Okay, let the betting begin. Four.
Slayer: Nine.
Dais: Five.
tiakall: Pi.
Ryo: Okay, you're not allowed to play.
10
Anubis/Slayer/Dais: >< DAMNIT.
tiakall: I WIN.
Ryo: You didn't play.
tiakall: Which is why I win.
(Not sure on the level cause mine only at 2)
Dais: She couldn't hack into his account because
her brain be no good.
tiakall: Not only does she play Neopets, she sucks at it. That's
gotta be a new low.
He had to buy many codes stone
Gremlins: *buy code stones and try to level up*
tiakall: ...and whatever new low we reached, I think the Gremlins
just beat it.
Peasants: *point and mock*
to do it but he had done it. He was tired from not sleeping but he tried not to let that bother him.
"Is it true" Kento asked busting open the door and walking behind him.
Dais: *as Kento* Yes Rowen, I am in love with you
and I can't live without you.
Arty: You're so getting your ass kicked.
tiakall: *watches Dais get his ass kicked, as predicted* Wow, I
didn't think you could really piss off all three of them with one
sentence, but wow, you sure showed me.
Arty: What are you talking about? That's the second time this
hour he's done it.
"Get away" Rowen said not turning away from the screen.
Rowen: Your stupidity might be infectious.
Kento: *glare*
Rowen: *hastily adds* As is your lack of canon.
"Rowen your
Anubis: Gonna have to come with us, it's illegal to
play Neopets.
Slayer: That was not funny at all.
Anubis: I try.
tiakall: If that's illegal, gimme my fucking badge, I got work to
do.
Arty: You don't need anything with a point.
addicted to neopets" Kento said laughing.
"Am not" Rowen said clicking on the battle dome icon.
Anubis: *as Rowen* I hate Neopets! *cubbles up with
Neopet plushies*
Kento: That's real convincing. Almost as much as tia being
innocent.
tiakall: Or Dais being smart.
"Prove it" Sage said standing in the doorway.
Anubis: *still as Rowen* Not now, I'm trying to
marry my first Neopet.
Slayer: That's just freaky.
"Bite me" Rowen replied,
Dracky: *runs towards Rowen*
Rowen: *redirects Dracky toward the fic Rowen* I'm sure he has
nothing to lose.
his other side being shown, this side online came out when he had a problem and didn't want to talk about it and the other recognized this quickly.
Ryo smirked as he saw the cord that plugged his laptop in. Walking over to it he unplugged it.
Rowen stared at the black screen and screamed. "NNNOOOOOO NEEEOOOPPPPEEETTS"
Anubis: Bad pets! Bad!
tiakall: You know, it's not like the site won't have saved what
was going on. All he has to do is turn it back on.
Rowen: There are other things I'd rather turn on.
tiakall: *WHAP*
Arty: >_> How do you know the site will save it?
tiakall: It's called 'common sense'. It's quite nice, you know.
Arty: XP I was trying to make fun of you, that doesn't take
common sense.
Slayer: Play nice, children.
He shouted jumping up and glaring at ryo who slowly backed out the door.
Dais: Back beast! Back!
Ryo: *glare* I'll give you a 'back'... *stabs*
Dais: x_X
~*~
So what happens to ryos,
tiakall: There's more than one?
Rowen: :D
tiakall: They'd all be silver!fic!Ryos, Rowen.
Rowen: D:
were alea in all this since she in my other rw fic
Anubis: Who?
Slayer: It's like it's trying to speak.
tiakall: Yay for the wonders of the American education system.
....actually she doesn't appear till the end. Was this fic stupid rushed..pointless...
Slayer: It's trying again.
tiakall: Yes to all of the above.
should i be banned from neopets.
Arty: Hear hear!
tiakall: I vote she should be banned from the internet. All in
favor?
Ryo: *raises hand* A winner is not her.
Arty: Aye.
Oh yea if someone did this
tiakall: Yeah, that would be called 'you'.
Kento: I think she means if someone else did.
tiakall: God forbid.
Arty: Maybe one of her clones.
sorry didn't know
Anubis: Spelling, grammar, sentence structure,
storyline or plot.
tiakall: Anything.
Anubis: That too.
tiakall: All right, people, you're free to-- *looks
around for the Ronins* ...damnit.
Arty: I guess they saw that there was a couple more chapters.
tiakall: Only so much masochism in a day, my dear.
Slayer: Agree.