Tenchi's True Love: Chapter 2
Written by Duo2000, MSted by Riikii and posse, Kris guest MSTer
Riikii: *dragging Kris in* C'mon, you're committed!
Cale-chan: *snerk* She managed to talk you into another chapter?
Kris: No willpower. No willpower at all. Must work on that...
Riikii: Admit it. You enjoy making fun of stupid people.
Ki-chan: And you talk like having her back is a good thing?
Kris: HEY! *smack*
Ki-chan: Bitch! *tackles her*
Prettz-chan: Ooh, bitch fight! Bitch fight!
I do not own
Riikii: A brain!
Kris: *emerges from anime fight cloud* A vibrator!
Prettz-chan: 9.9; Here we go again...
Tenchi Muyo,
Kris: I couldn't have guessed that...
Talpa-chan: But I bet he wants to.
Riikii: So Duo's gay?
Duo: AM NOT!
ah you know what I mean...
Riikii: Not really...
Kris: Please share.
Washu and Tenchi have grown closer together than ever,
Riikii: As a result of Washu's grafting experiments.
Ki-chan: Ooh! Siamese twins!
but in the future,
Kris: Not again!
LtStorm is forming a plot against Duo...
Cale-chan: Which will inevitably fail.
Riikii: Which is kinda sad when you think about it.
"Well, while I'm making the Neo Commander more powerful,
Kris: New batteries?
I'll send someone to destroy Tenchi!!"
Cale-chan: Oh, yeah, that'll work...
LtStorm says with an evil smirk on his face,
Kris: I mock you with my monkey pants!
Prettz-chan: Gorillas will TANGO on your grave!!
he walks up to the control room and punches in a few buttons,
Nico: Hey! What did the buttons ever do to you?
he turns on the comm, "CZ, are you there?"
Duo: No.
LtStorm says through the COMM, "Yes, I am, sir!! What is
it?"
Washu: A pronoun.
Kris: I don't know, but it's green, has eight legs, and is
crawling up your back!
Riikii: That ain't no ordinary eight legged green thing!
CZ
Kris: Cameron Zian?
Riikii: Commander Zeus.
Duo: Castrate--
Riikii: Enough!
asks,
Kris: Don't tell.
"Well, Duo,
Riikii: Waitaminute, I thought he was talking to CZ...
Kris: *nudges Duo* Yeah, how'd you get back into this so early?
Duo: -__- That is NOT me.
Kris: Riiiiiiiight.
Duo: I DO NOT LOOK LIKE TROWA!!
I have thought of a way to take him out,
Nico: Monkeys are gonna fly out of my butt and kill him! They'll
kill him real dead!
you could go into the past and kill Tenchi,
Cale-chan: Been there, done that.
Duo would never have been born, but my mech has to be
repaired, so, your mission
Duo: Should you choose to accept it....
Kris: *starts singing Mission Impossible theme*
is to eliminate Tenchi at all costs,
Kris: How about $3.50?
even your own life..."
Riikii: How much is that?
Kris: $4.50?
LtStorm shouts with an evil cunning voice,
Everyone: Ooooooh...
LtStorm walks up to his mech and starts running
Kris: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
diagnostics on it... "Yes, sir!!! I will!!!" CZ
yells through the COMM as he runs off to the time machine to go
into the past,
Kris: Before breakfast, please, Jeeves!
Peasants: Yay.
he takes many weapons with him,
Nico: Um, that might be a good idea...
including a chronobeam.
Washu walks in from her lab and yawns, "Good morning, Tenchi!"
Riikii: And where were YOU last night, young lady?
Washu: >_< Leave me out of this!
Washu says happily with a cute face,
Prettz-chan: It's the faces again!
"Good morning, Little Washu" Tenchi responds with a
caring look,
Ki-chan: Barf bag, anyone?
Ayeka and Ryoko both stare at
Nico: Well, they ain't staring at Tenchi...
Washu
Riikii: Ayeka and Ryoko swing that way? Well...who knew?
jealously,
Prettz-chan: She looks like she's twelve. What the hell have they
got to be jealous about?
"I think he's coming on to her, what do you think?"
Riikii: I think so Brain, but where are we going to find rubber
pants our size?
Kris: I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so!
Duo: *groan*
Ayeka whispers to Ryoko, "Yes, I do,
Prettz-chan: Chicken!
but
Prettz-chan: ^_^
why, was it because of the test
Kris: I didn't study!
that she did?"
Nico: Or that she didn't.
Ryoko asks, "I doubt it, but I don't know why."
Ki-chan: Well, that would be because what you actually know is
very little.
Ayeka growls,
Talpa-chan: Passionately.
Washu sits down and starts working on something,
Something: AHHH!
Everyone: Ewww...
"Wanna know what I'm working on, Tenchi?"
Riikii: *hides*
Prettz-chan: *covers his eyes*
Kris: *runs for the door in abject terror*
Washu Asks,
Riikii: With a capital A.
Nico: A is for apple.
Kris: A is for a...nother something that starts with A.
A
Riikii: What was that, Kris?
and B
Kris: B is for butthead!
Duo: And Beavis, his best friend.
Riikii: o_O You watch that?
Duo: No!
Ki-chan: Funny. I was gonna say B is for bitch...
Kris: That's just rude.
Ki-chan: Gotta problem with it?
Riikii: Enough, you two.
hop onto her shoulders, "Don't you want to know?"
Nico: Do you want the truth or what you want to hear?
A asks, "Let Washu show you!!!" B shouts, Tenchi
sits there with a sweatdrop coming down his face,
Cale-chan: His normal reaction to anything that requires action
on his part.
"Uh, sure, what are you working on, Little Washu?"
Kris: By the lake of shining waters, stood the little big chief's
daughter!
Washu: o_O
Kris: READ!
Tenchi asks, Washu scoots a little closer to Tenchi and
starts explaining it to him, "Well, I'm working on a
variation of the chronosphere, like Duo used,
Duo: >_<
Kris: Dude, you're back again!
that gun seemed to have shot a beam that erased LtStorm from
time,
Peasants: Yay.
and the shield was not made of a force,
Kris: Use the force, Luke! @-_-@
Cale-chan: Welcome to the dark side!
Prettz-chan: Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi...
Talpa-chan: I see your shwartz is as big as mine.
it was made of a time barrier." Washu explains to
Tenchi,
Nico: *asleep*
"Way too easy for a genius like me!!!" Washu
shouts,
Nico: *woken up* YIPE!
Riikii: We need the Ego-popping pin, stat!
Washu: >_< I hate this.
Duo: Arm yourselves, people! Prepare the Anti-Ego armor!
Kris: O....kay...
Duo: *gives her some armor* Trust me, you'll want this.
Kris: O....kay...
Tenchi sits there watching her gloat about herself,
Riikii: Gloat is a bit of an understatement.
Washu: >_<
Kris: *razz*
Duo: So far the armor seems to be withstanding the sheer force of
that ego...
"She's so cute when she does that."
Riikii: Yeah. Real cute when her ego is killing small animals!
Kris: Riiiiiight... *backing toward the door*
Cale-chan: Hey, if we have to suffer through this, so do you.
He says to himself quietly, "I heard that!" Washu
says with a smile,
Smile: Hey, I didn't ask to be in this!
Tenchi blushes and yawns,
Blushes and yawns: HEY!
"I wonder why Ryoko's not coming on to me as much
anymore?"
Ki-chan: And you sound like you're disappointed!
Tenchi says, "I really don't know..." Washu
responds...
Riikii: *giggle* Right. *snerk* She has no clue.
Washu: Oh, shut up.
A few days later, Tenchi is sitting down
Kris: Odd, that a few days later someone might want to sit down.
when a bullet breezes
Nico: That was cool and refreshing.
Cale-chan: Only cowards kill with bullets. Real men use swords!
Prettz-chan: Amen!
by his head,
Kris: What a suck shot!
ad several more fly by,
Riikii: REAL suck shot.
Cale-chan: See, you don't have that problem with swords.
"AAAHHH!!!
Everyone: Wait...are we in this? *look around*
Wha...." Tenchi screams nervously,
Prettz-chan: He screams like a girly girl!
Duo: That's not me.
Duo walks ouside,
Cale-chan: And the Easide, and the Weside, and the Souside...
"So, it is you, CZ?"
Duo: No, it's JQ.
Kris: No, it's FU!
Riikii: Excuse me?
Kris: 'We're out of corn flakes, FU.' It took me THREE HOURS to
figure out that FU meant Florence Unger...
Posse: *falls over*
Duo says calmly,
Kris: As opposed to running around yammering like an idiot.
Riikii: Doesn't remind you of anyone...
Duo: *cough* Tenchi *cough*
"Yes, now stay out of this,
This: Yes, please stay out of me! How the hell did I get involved
in this!
Smile: Tell me and we'll both know.
I need to get to Tenchi!!" CZ Yells at Duo with an
insane laugh,
Riikii: HEY! I resent that! That gives insanity a bad name!
Everyone goes outside,
Prettz-chan: Gee, I wonder why?
Tenchi walks up to CZ
Duo: At least he's not running around yammering like an idiot
anymore.
and tries to hit him with the master key but fails,
Kris: That's about as effective as throwing a live bee at a puppy.
CZ fires a chronobeam at Tenchi, "No!!! I will not
Tenchi die at your hands again!!!!!"
Riikii: He died a first time?
Kris: I missed the funeral!
Prettz-chan: *looks around* Did we miss something?
Kris: Either we missed something or nothing's been going on.
Duo shout
Cale-chan: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
and runs in front of Tenchi and puts up three lighthawk
wings, absorbing the shot, "What? How can he generate the
lighthawk wings, only jurains can do that, and only special ones!!
What if he's..."
Riikii: Dead.
Duo: Gay?
Kris: Stupid?
Washu says curiously,
Nico: She really wants to know if he's stupid?
Tenchi generates the LHW
Riikii: Lola Has Washbins?
Duo: Lip-Hugging Wicked?
Nico: Lance Hates Wreaths?
Kris: Okay, enough.
and cut CZ in half,
Kris: So is he just Z now? Or maybe just C...
Washu: Or maybe he was cut the other way and it's something we
can't pronounce.
Duo: Just make it easy on us and chop him up into tiny bits.
Duo ends it with a chrono beam...
Peasants: Yay.
"Fool,
Washu: A term which can be applied to most of this cast.
he always was over confident."
Duo: *checking the Anti-Ego armor for damage* And you're not, you
inferior person who stole MY name?
Duo says, Washu walks up to Duo, "Can I ask you
something? In private?"
Talpa-chan: Incest! Incest!
Washu asks Duo, "Sure, what is it" Duo asks as they
walk to a far away spot, "Well, I have been thinking about
Kris: Being with you in a special way...
Talpa-chan: The love that cannot speak its name!
it, and I have come to a conclusion,
Kris: I want your body.
Duo: Oh please. You really think Trowa is sexy?
Kris: o_O I was not speaking for myself.
are ou mys
Duo: No, I'm not Ou Mys. Try again.
son in the future?" Washu asks with a concerned look on
her face,
Duo: More faces!
"I... I can't decieve you can I? Yes, I am your son,
Kris: And Luke, I am your father!
but don't let this interfere with you and Tenchi,
Talpa-chan: Damn! No incest!
also, I'm curious, what was it that clued you in?"
Kris: He's pretty fly for a white guy.
Duo: WHATEVER!
Kris: Oh, so you're not?
Duo: That's not me!
Washu: You know, they don't call me a genius for nothing, you
know.
Duo replies to Washu with a surprised look,
Riikii: The fun never stops.
Kris: Does the fun ever start?
Washu laughs, "Well, it was quite easy,
Washu: Told ya so.
I mean, the laptop is the same as mine, you are a jurain,
Riikii: Is that someone that works with a Judgian?
obviously thousands of years old,
Nico: Damn, it doesn't show.
and you have chrono technology, and the most obvious clue....
Is this picture of me in your wallet!!"
Kris: Next to the condom.
Talpa-chan: Whoohoo!
Washu says cunningly and holds up a picture of herself
standing there with Duo and Tenchi, "What!!! How did you get
that!?!?!"
Prettz-chan: >.o I think the amount of punctuation in that
made my head explode.
Riikii: Wasn't this the same author we rejected cause they were
under the period quota?
Duo asks surprised, he checks his wallet and sees it gone,
"Geez, you are sneaky!"
Riikii: Um, duh.
Washu: I'm not sure whether that was a compliment or an insult...
Duo says surprisedly, Washu nods her head and smiles,
Smile: >_<
Riikii: *patpat* Poor thing...
"Yes, it's nice to know that my son will be a great man
when he grows up."
Riikii: In your opinion, maybe.
Nico: Yeah, when he grows up.
Ki-chan: Don't you mean 'if'?
Washu says happily, Duo blushes and brushes his hair back
into position,
Duo: Now see, if he was REALLY me, he wouldn't have to do that.
This braid *tugs on it proudly* is self-managing.
"And you take after me in intelligence."
Washu: HA!
Washu says with a proud look,
Kris: So many looks...do we have room for another look?
Riikii: Her pride is misplaced.
Washu sits down and tells him about the
Riikii: Birds and the bees...
Ki-chan: And the flowers and the trees...
Kris: and the moon up above........
All: AND A THING CALLED LOVE!
Riikii: *blink* Should we be scared that we know songs like that?
Kris: No, insanity is in this year.
Riikii: Whoohooo!
chronosphere, "Yes, it is one of the Raven's
Cale-chan: NEVERMORE!
Kris: *spooky music starts* *in whisper* scary...
main systems in the future, truly a great invention."
Riikii: Rates right up there with the better mousetrap.
Duo: And sliced bread.
Kris: and canned chesse whiz!
Duo says while looking proudly at his
Talpa-chan: I can guess.
Duo: >_<
Riikii: Really, Duo, what an ego.
Duo: That. Is. Not. ME!
Kris: right....
mother, Washu blushes,
Talpa-chan: Ya see? Ya see? I was right.
Kris: *pats Talpa-chan on back*
"Well, a genius can't help it!!!!"
Riikii: You mean all geniuses are perverts?
Ki-chan: *looks at Washu* I can believe it.
Kris: I second the motion *pangs gavel on table* And it's carried.
Washu: -___- Life is hell.
Washu says with her hands on her hips, Duo looks up at her,
Kris: Elephant like thighs??
Washu: I do not have elephant like thighs!
Kris: How would you know? Have you ever been in the position to
look up at them??
Washu: Have YOU?
Kris: No, but I'm sure that Duo has!
Duo: EWWWWWWWWWW! *hides under the couch*
Washu: I hate you too.
"Heh... same old
Riikii: Three day meatloaf.
Kris: Chicken surprise.
Ki-chan: x_X *throws up*
Riikii: MSTing. Not for the weak.
Kris: That's true...have you ever had the chicken surprise??
Riikii: Is this going to sound like an Upton Sinclair work?
Kris: No, but the surprise isn't chicken...it's....
Duo: *muffled under couch* Enough! enough!
Washu." Duo says while laughing softly,
Riikii: Wait. There was something funny?
Cale-chan: Damn, I missed it!
Kris: It's a reaction to the chicken surprise.
Ki-chan: That wasn't funny, that was sick!
Riikii: And we enjoyed it!
Ki-chan: -___- Define 'we'.
"You mean I do that in the future too?"
Riikii: That explains those odd sensations of deja vu I've been
having...
Kris: You can say that again!
Riikii: That explains those odd sensations of deja vu I've been
having...
Kris: You can say that again!
Riikii: That explains those--
Cale-chan: Okay, enough.
Washu says while sitting back down,
Riikii: *blink* When did she get up?
Kris: Was she up to start with? *blink*
Duo: Whoa, you can do some freaky things with science...
"Yeah, you're exactly the same in the future."
Riikii: Then why the hell would we wanna go there?
Kris: *making blatent Back To The Future reference* "Because
Marty, something has to be done about your children!"
Riikii: *scared*
Kris:*pats Riikii on the hand* there there...
Duo says while looking toward the sky, admiring the beauty of
the sky, "
Riikii: Someone find the Department of Redundancy department!
Ki-chan: I guess Duo has never heard of smog...
Kris: It could have been a low-levels day.
Yes, it is beautiful."
It: ^___^ I have an admirer!
Cale-chan: Just out of curiousity, where do all these random
words and pronouns come from, anyway?
Kris: From the land of "special" words.
Cale-chan: *raises eyebrow* Right.
Washu says while looking up too,
Kris: Okay, if Duo is looking up and Duo is admiring the sky and
Washu is looking up....Oh, forget it.
Washu: You were about to make me out to be a pervert again,
weren't you?
Kris: No... *rubbing tembles* Trying to make sense of three
people looking up but it's only two people looking up and
........ *moans*
Duo/Washu: *look at each other* Ugh ugh ugh... *shudder*
Kris: *faintly* Asprin...
Riikii: Sorry, all I have is sedatives.
Ki-chan: *glare*
Riikii: *gulp*
Duo stands up and begins to walk away,
Riikii: Don't walk away, Renee, you won't see me follow you back
home...
Kris: These boots were made for walkin'...
Ki-chan: Make it stoooooooop...
"Well, I must go for now,
Peasants: YAY!
Riikii: Should we be worried that they're that happy?
Kris: Maybe....
Duo: No need to worry. I fed them your prozac.
Riikii: O.O
Kris: *glares at duo* Do...you...know...how much...that....stuff....COSTS?
Duo: It's the generic brand! It's cheap.
Kris: *-*
I shouldn't reveal
Girls: *scream*
any more secrets,
Riikii: *Please* don't.
Duo: Victoria's?
Washu: *hits him over the head* Now who's a pervert?
Kris: Well, it's not like Victoria has much of a secret anymore!
Ki-chan: Her secret is how she gets people to pay so much for her
crap.
Kris: Yeah, well the only secret Victor ever had was what guys do
with that little pocket on the front of their tighty-whities.
Riikii: *screams again*
my visit might have already changed the future."
Prettz-chan: Yeah, this might've been a good fic.
All: HA!
Kris: Oh no, not this past and future thing again! Can't these
people ever come up with an original story line?? Geeze!
Washu: We must be caught in a time loop.
Riikii: The horror...
Kris: One by one...the penguins steal my sanity...
Duo says while walking back inside the house, Tenchi becomes
Nico: A mongoose! ^_^ I like mongoose.
Riikii: Washu, I thought I told you to stop experimenting on
Tenchi.
Washu: -___-
curious of what they were talking about and sits beside
Washu, "Who is he, little Washu?"
Duo: He's Trowa, dammit!
All: *look nervous, move away*
Tenchi asks with acurious look on his face,
Prettz-chan: There's a new one.
Kris: Quick, quick, write it down so we don't forget!
Washu looks over towards Tenchi happily and says
Kris: All your base are belong to us!
Duo: *snerk*
"Oh, it's nothing, don't worry about it.",
Kris: But it turned out to be cancer and he died anyway.
Prettz-chan: Cancer of the lower left spinal ganglia?
Riikii: No, it's cancer of the thumbnails.
Cale-chan: No, it was cancer of the second section of the third
division of the appendix.
Talpa-chan: What's an appendix for anyway?
Cale-chan: Nobody knows.
TEnchi becomes confused
Ki-chan: Not a hard thing to do.
Kris: Not a hard thing to believe either.
but hides it,
Kris: Under a bushel?
Prettz-chan: No, under a rock.
"Oh, I see"
Nico: No you don't.
Talpa-chan: Said the blind man..
Tenchi says to Washu, Tenchi sits there and lies
Riikii: We guessed that.
Kris: You might even say we saw it coming.
Duo: Stop reading ahead!
down, looking up at the now dark sky,
Cale-chan: That was quick...
Kris: Must be winter.
Riikii: Either that or this conversation is longer than we
thought.
the sunset had gone down,
Duo: Get down, get funky!
now there are stars shining in the dark sky,
Riikii: Whoa...we have tense confusion!
Llama: *waving big L stamp*
All: NO!!
Riikii: I don't know which is worse, the llama, or George.
George: You called?
Riikii: ARGH!
All: *scream*
Llama: *runs away, L stamp in hand*
George: *suddenly attracted to the Llama, runs after it*
Kris: Wow! Rid of two with one blow!
Riikii: I don't know how you did it, but thanks.
Kris: Well, I try.
Tenchi puts his hands
Kris: down someone's shirt.
Riikii: I knew you could get something perverted out of that if
you tried.
Duo: How about onto someone's...
Kris: HEY!
Duo: Sword! I was going to say sword!
Nico: *smacks Duo* You're married already!
Talpa-chan: Right...
Riikii: ...
Ki-chan: Like you can talk.
behind his head to cushion it from the grounds roughness,
Prettz-chan: Well, yeah, if you're sitting on a rock the ground
is rough...
Kris: *giggle*
Riikii: Oi gevalt.
"I could go to sleep here,
Talpa-chan: Oh really? *raises eyebrow*
Riikii: *smacks him* Talpa-chan no hentai!
Talpa-chan: What? I was going to say it must be hard on rough
ground.
Riikii: ...oh.
Duo: Somebody go get that Llama.....
Riikii: *screams some more*
right now."
Ki-chan: It's your tomorrow, right now, it's everything...
Tenchi says with a tired look, "Me too, Washu responds,
Washu lies down and puts her hands
Kris: *sings* I don't want anybody else, when I think about you...
Posse: ...
behind her head, and looks up towards the sky, they both fall
asleep,
Prettz-chan: DAMN!
Kris: *looks at Prettz-chan in shock* Whoa!
Prettz-chan: *gives her a dashing smile*
Nico: Wait til I tell Sakahoto about this...
Prettz-chan: *gulp*
Kris: *giggle, blush*
Riikii: Gad, the hormones in here are stifling!
Ryoko and Ayeka both glare at Washu jealously, "Ggggrrr....
Riikii: How does one pronouce the 'Gggg' part of that anyway?
Kris: With a roll of the tounge.
Riikii: *tries it* guh-guh-guh-guh-guh...
Kris: You have to hold the guh a little longer
Riikii: Guuh-guuh-guuh-guuh-guuh...
Kris: Much better.
I'm going over there right now!!"
Kris: Do they want a house guest?
Talpa-chan: My guess is a threesome.
All: EEWWW.
Talpa-chan: *hentai grin*
All: *move one space to the right*
Ryoko yells as she runs towards them, "Me too,
Ki-chan: They agree? o_O;;
Kris: "me too...what?" me too fat, me too tall...
Duo: Me Tarzan. You Jane.
Kris: Take a pill, jungle boy.
that is one thing I agree with you on, miss Ryoko" Ayeka
says as she also runs on over,
Prettz-chan: Come on over, come on over baby!
Girls: yah, yah, yah, yah...
Talpa-chan: *grin* I'm not just talkin' about--
Riikii: *WHANG!*
Talpa-chan: x_X
Ki-chan: I'm not sure which scared me more...the fact that he
almost said 'sexuality' or the fact he was singing.
Kris: I vote for the singing thing.
they are both stopped by some sort of force field,
Riikii: Come and see my omnipotent powers that can make hamsters
dance!
Kris: Is that the same power that will make Santa's dance?
Riikii: I don't know, nor do I particularly want to know.
Kris: Just thought I would ask.
Duo looks out of one of the blinds and laughs softly, "Yes,
everything seems to be going perfectly!"
Prettz-chan: That's what they all say.
Cale-chan: NO! YOU FOOL!
Riikii: You meddler!
Duo says happily, he smiles and lies
Riikii: Surprise, surprise.
Kris: You made a rhyme!
Riikii: Every time.
Kris: You are a poet and just don't know it!
Riikii: *bows* Thank you, thank you.
Posse: *groan*
Kris: *claps for Riikii*
down on the couch, he goes to sleep...
Cale-chan: I want to sleep...
Kris: *smacks Cale-chan on back of head*
Cale-chan: What was that for?!
Kris: I know where that thought was going!
Cale-chan: Well, you were wrong. My girlfriend's too young for
that.
Kris: I was just talking about the thought, you brought up your
girlfriend...
Cale-chan: -__- You sick-minded Lolicon addict!
Kris: Shut up, deviant!
Cale-chan: *sticks out tongue* be-da!
Kris: *smack*
A week after the incedint
Cale-chan: Incedint? Is that english?
Prettz-chan: It ain't Japanese..
with CZ, "Where is everone?"
Riikii: Dead and floating in the...
Kris: in the septic tank.
Riikii: Already used that.
Kris: okay, okay....fish tank.
Ki-chan: Tight fit..
Kris: that depends on the type of fish...
Sasami says with the entire dinner table set up with a huge
meal,
Riikii: Foooooooood... *drool*
Kris: I told you to eat before we started
Riikii: I did.
Kris: MSTing always makes you hungry.
she sits there with a dissapointed look on her face, "I
know Ryoko would want to come,
Kris: But that would ruin the tablecloth...
I hope they're okay."
Ki-chan: We don't!
All: *nod in agreement*
Sasami says while searching around the house for everyone,
she gets really worried and runs outside to look, she looks for
10 minutes and runs back inside, "Now I'm getting worried,
Sasami says with a worried look on her face,
Riikii: Well, that was redundant...
Kris: Yes, yes it was.
she stands right next to Washu's lab, when all of a sudden,
the door swings open, hittind Sasami and throwing her 10 feet,
Riikii: *smacks Washu* What did Sasami ever do to you?!
All: OOHH, chick fight!
"Wow, that was great, Little Washu,
Riikii: Now Tenchi's picking on Sasami, too!
Kris: relax! Sasami is fine...look read ahead, she is getting up.
Riikii: But who'd WANT to read ahead?
Ki-chan: Hey, back off. She was just trying to call you down.
Kris: *whispers to Riikii* Still got those sedatives?
Riikii: *passes some*
Kris: *slips them into a Coke and hands it to Ki-chan* Here Ki-chan,
drink this.
Nico: *noticed them slip Ki-chan a 'mickey'* Riikii! Kris! That
wasn't very...*cut off by Talpa-chan putting his hand on her rear*
YIPE! *WHAP*
Riikii: Yeah, Ki-chan. Drink up.
you truly are a genius!" Tenchi says with an impressed
Riikii: Someone punched in his face!
Nico: Probably me.
Kris: Good move.
look on his face, "Why thank you, Tenchi!" Washu
says as she nods, she puts her hands on her hips and yells "I
am such a genius!!!!",
Cale-chan: SOMEONE'S asking for the Ego-Popping Pin.
Nico: Now, now Cale-chan. Having a good self image is important...*silenced
by a glance from the others*
Ki-chan: *much relaxed* Pop that Bitch!
everyone looks at her and sweatdrops, everyone starts talking
about Washu's new invention, while Sasami lies upside down
against the wall, "Um, a little help here?"
Duo: Is the Tenchi clan that dense that they won't notice that
poor girl lying upside down against the wall?
Kris: Apparently.
Ki-chan: -__- Try living with them.
Kris: *pats Ki-chan on head* poor baby.
Ki-chan: *Please* don't touch me...
Riikii: *hides sedative behind back* Moving on...
Kris: Please.
sasami says dizzily, "Sure!" Mihoshi says as she
walks over to Sasami to help her up, but Mihoshi trips on a chair
and falls on Sasami, Sasami lies there unconscious,
Riikii: That poor little girl!
Mihoshi gets up, "Oops, I shouldn't have done that, huh?
Kris: Well, duh.
Riikii: And think, she's the fast one.
Mihoshi says with an embarrased look, Kiyone runs up and
grabs her,
Talpa-chan: Whoohoo!
Ki-chan: Die. *begins pounding the living hell out of him*
Riikii: You'd think he'd learn not to make any Mihoshi/Kiyone
comments by now, but noooo...
Kris: Well, she doesn't stay down for long, does she?
"Can't you do anything right!!!
Kris: No, but I can do a lot of things left!
First you get me demoted, you crash your ship, and then you
get me stuck here on earth!!!" Kiyone shouts while breathing
hard,
Talpa-chan: *would make a comment if he wasn't halfway into the
afterlife*
Ki-chan: DIEEEEEEEEEEE!
she lets Mihoshi down
Mihoshi: Ouch! You could have just set me down gently!
All: Awwww!
Riikii: Why do you build me up, build me up, Buttercup baby just
to let me down, let me down...
and says, "Sorry, Mihoshi.", Mihoshi stands there
with a scared look, "I... I didn't mean to..."
Riikii: Let the peacocks into the bathroom, really.
Kris: Well, if it hadn't been for those penguins in the kitchen...It
was all their fault!
Prettz-chan: And just think, Elvis was behind the couch the
entire time.
Mihoshi says while standing
Kris: In the shower.
Guys: Whoohoo! Fanservice!
Riikii: *raises eyebrow at Kris* And just which way do you swing,
again?
Kris: *glower, slap*
there scared, back over at Washu, "Can I use it?!?"
All: *snerk*
Riikii: That's it, all of us have officially become perverts.
Duo: Just some of us sooner than others.
Ryoko yells to Washu, "What about me?" Ayeka asks,
they both start arguing over who gets to use it,
Prettz-chan: *gets a nosebleed*
Riikii: o_O What are YOU thinking about??
Washu raises and eyebrow
Nico: Funny, I didn't know eyebrow was a verb.
Kris: Conjunction junction, what's your function...
and shouts "No!!!! Only Tenchi, Kiyone and Duo can,
Ki-chan: And I'm being dragged back into this....why?
Riikii: Hey, if you can can can, I can can can!
the rest of you would mess something up", Ryoko and
Ayeka stand there confused,
Kris: Not hard to believe.
Ki-chan: Just be thankful you weren't in a show with them.
"Thanks a lot, mom!!!!"
Riikii's mom: *looks around* What?
Riikii: Nothing, mom. Go back to sleep.
Kris: I'd to thank the Academy, and all the little people that I
had to step on to get here...
Ryoko screams, "Oh well." Ay
All: Yai yai yai...
Riikii: Zordon, Zordon! The Rangers are in trouble!
yeka says softly and sighs, they both walk off to another
room,
Talpa-chan: *perks up* To do what?
Ki-chan: You're still alive?
Talpa-chan: Yes, of course. I don't go down that easy!
Ki-chan: Good. *continues beating the crap out of him*
Riikii: Well, that was smart.
Sasami wakes up,
Kris: After several years in a coma.
Riikii: Knowing that household, it would be a blessing.
"Hey, everyone, I have dinner ready!!"
Duo: She cooks in her sleep. I'm impressed.
Sasami yells impatiently, everyone runs to the dinner table,
Duo: STAMPEDE!
but the see
Kris: The has eyes...in the back of his head!
Riikii: ...
Kris: Which is kinda a gross place to have eyes.
all of the dishes and plates empty, "What!?!?!"
Riikii: All of the dishes and plates empty. That was easy.
Kris: Thanks for the clarification.
Riikii: You're welcome.
Duo: Can you stupid that up for me?
Kris: No, I don't stoop that low.
Sasami yells surprisedly, everyone wonders what happened to
the food, and then they see Ryoko lying on the floor,
Riikii: In a puddle of blood!
Ki-chan: YES!
"Oh, well that figures!!"
Riikii: Another one bites the dust...
Tenchi yells angrily, Washu looks over at Ryoko
dissapointedly, "You ate all of the food!!!" Washu
yells angrily
Kris: Isn't there another way to yell? Like upsettedly or
disappointedly...
Riikii: I sense a domestic abuse issue.
Kris: Then just leave it to the fuzz.
Riikii: ...I don't get it.
Duo: Remember, kids, it's not abuse, it's DISCIPLINE!
at Ryoko, "And I was really hungry!!"
Riikii: Eat a cow.
Duo: Save a plant, eat a vegetarian.
Riikii: Isn't that what they're there for?
Duo: The plants?
Riikii: No, the vegetarians.
Kris: I like vegetarians. They taste like chicken.
Nico: Doesn't EVERYTHING taste like chicken?
Kris: Then what the hell does chicken taste like?
Riikii: ....Good question...
Washu yells, Mihoshi turns around and her stomach growls,
Stomach: FEAR ME, for I am the KING of DIGESTION!
Riikii: *puts up a sign that says 'Beware of Dog', scratches out
'Dog' and replaces with 'Stomach'* Happy?
Stomach: Quite.
Kris: *force-feeds Stomach roll of Tums*
Stomach: Curses! Foiled again!
she stands there like she was
Riikii: Constipated.
Duo: Naked.
Riikii: Okay, Talpa-chan...
Duo: *ducks head* I'm so ashamed.
Talpa-chan: What? What's going on?
Riikii: Go back to sleep.
sleepy, "But I'm so hungry." Mihoshi says weakly,
Washu types on her laptop a few seconds and a hole in
Duo: One.
subspace opens,
Everyone: Wow. Pretty.
Peasants: ...Huh?
and a few frozen dinners pop out, "My special recipe!!"
Kris: For disaster!
Riikii: No MSG, and hold the arsenic, please.
Ki-chan: Can I get mine without the side of demonic hatred?
Duo: Can I have fries with mine?
Washu: Yeah, but it'll cost you extra.
Duo: Grrr...
Washu shouts, They all sit down,
Riikii: In each other's lap.
Duo: *plops down in Nico's lap* Okay!
Nico: *pushes him off* You're a little big for that.
Duo: Awww... *plops in Kris's lap*
Kris: Um...Does it say 'chair' here?
Duo: It's not like there's not enough room...
Kriss: *bazookas Duo* Death to you!
Washu presses a button
Button: Bad touch! BAD touch!
Kris: *whispers to Riikii* Bet she didn't wash her hands first.
on each of the packages and they turn into a full course
Riikii: Three credits apiece.
Kris: For a total of 12 hours, qualifying you for a full time
student.
Riikii: Thankfully, one's pass/fail.
Duo: College students...
of food, everyone starts eating the food,
Kris: Redundant much?
Riikii: What else would you eat?
DUo; Well, there's always vegetarians.
Talpa-chan: Depends on the type of 'eat'...
Kris/Riikii: Ewwwwww...
"Wow Washu, you sure know how to cook!"
Washu: ^_^
Riikii: That wasn't cooking. You pressed one stupid button.
Button: And I didn't appreciate it.
Washu: You, Miss Blows Up The Kitchen, have no room to talk.
Riikii: Kris, she's picking on me!
Kris: *bazooka* Death to you!
Tenchi says, Washu raises
Nico: The bar.
Talpa-chan: Oh, I'm sure she raises MUCH more than that...
Washu: Watch it, buster, or you're sleeping in a test tube
tonight.
Talpa-chan: *merp*
an eyebrow and looks over at Tenchi, "But it
automatically cooks itself, but I do know how to cook!!!"
Riikii: But, but, but...
Talpa-chan: Missing a T or two there?
Washu yells, Tenchi laughs at Washu, "Hey!! Why are you
laughing at me!?!!?"
Riikii: We need a reason?
Washu: Wanna be a cabbit?
Riikii: Wanna be looking for a new house?
Washu: Shutting up now.
Washu shouts, Washu points her finger at him,
Kris: The pretty little dolly can sit...the pretty little dolly
can stand...
Riikii: You know, every time I heard that song, I thought it was
about Mrs. Claus wanting a kid from the mister.
Talpa-chan: She wanted some, eh?
Duo: Riikii, you read way too much into these things.
"Because you're being cute!!"
Kris: No, I'm cute all the time.
Washu: Thank you.
Riikii: *hides the pages to a Kris/Washu yuri fic*
Kris: *aims bazooka at Riikii* DEATH TO YOU!
Riikii: *is rightfully fried* I guess I deserved that...
Tenchi replies, "But it wasn't supposed to be funny!!"
Washu shouts, Tenchi laughs harder,
Duo: What, he sitting on a feather?
"Hey!!! Meanie!!!" Washu yells, While they are
doing that, Duo,
Duo: *busy trimming fic Duo's bangs*
Riikii: Duo, how many times have I told you not to play with the
fic?
Kris: *hands Duo a bottle of shampoo* Here, use this too. This
fic smells funny.
who is busy
Talpa-chan/Kris: *perverted giggling*
Riikii: *looks at Washu/Kris fic, discards it and starts on Talpa-chan/Kris
lemon*
Kris: *taps Riikii on head with bazooka* ...Riikii...
Riikii: Death to me?
Kris: Death to you. *BLAM*
upgrading the Lighthawk, walks in and sees them,
Riikii: Them? Wait....hold on...still holding...okay.
Ki-chan: What was that about?
Riikii: The fic honestly confused me for a moment. Had to get my
bearings.
Kris: *points to last time we used joke about getting confused*
he smiles and leans against a wall,
Wall: *falls over* Ah, I needed a rest.
Riikii: Poor wall...
Kris: Glad you weren't a dam.
Ryoko walks over to Duo and sits beside him, Duo looks down
at her, "It's not fair, my own mother gets my man.
Nico: Hey, see the stripper with the implants, she likes to lap
dance, and date the boyfriend of her mother!
Duo: *picks up accordian, plays along*
Riikii: Badly!
Ugh, it disgusts me!"
Kris: The blatant abuse of character identity?
Riikii: The incest?
Duo: Hey, cousins that married...
Ryoko complains to Duo,
Kris: Hey! Did he shower yet? This fic still smells!
Duo: Maybe I should just get out a water hose?
Kris: Couldn't hurt...
Duo looks
Kris: Dirty. SHOWER!
back up and towards them and smiles,
Kris: That's a lot to do. Sure your linear brain can handle that?
Duo: Someone's about to be eating beam scythe.
Kris: *waves bazooka menacingly* Bring it on, stinky!
Duo: Ooh, you wanna play dirty, then? *tosses fic Duo at Kris*
Kris: *blasts fic Duo out of the air* DEATH TO YOU!
"Yes, but they make a perfect couple."
Riikii: Of salt shakers.
Kris: Like the little pilgrims you can get from Publix?
Duo: Replace 'Tenchi' with 'Talpa-chan' and then we're talking.
Washu/Talpa-chan: -_-
Duo says quietly so that Tenchi doesn't hear, Duo stands
straight up and walks ouside to work on the Lighthawk some more,
Ryoko stops him and grabs his arm, Duo turns and looks at Ryoko,
Riikii: And today's grammar lesson: Contrary to popular belief
and similar shape, a comma is NOT, repeat, NOT a period and
cannot function as one.
Posse: *taking notes*
Kris: *pencil snaps* Damn!
"What is it, Ryoko?" Duo asks, Ryoko stands up and
says
Duo: It's all about the bling-bling.
Kris: Give me a two-way, an Escalade, and a couple of be-hotches!
Why not?
Riikii: *opens mouth, closes* Nope. Can't compete with that.
Nico: Can't touch that.
Everyone: HAMMER TIME!
Kris: *blink* ugh...80s.
"Well, if Tenchi is out of
Duo: Bling-bling.
Kris: Two-ways, Escalades and be-hotches?
the picture, then how about me and you, please?"
Riikii: Pretty please with a cherry on top?
Kris: ...cherry....*giggles*
Riikii: *threatens to put Talpa-chan/Kris fic on ffnet*
Duo: And it'll be different from all the other crappy lemons out
there...how?
Kris: *picks up bazooka*
Ryoko asks kindly, Duo looks surprised,
Duo: *as fic Duo* Wow, Ryoko, you seem a bit out of character
today.
Riikii: That desperate to get laid?
Duo: Hey, space pirates gotta have their fun too.
Kris: *attacks Duo with a bar of soap* SMELLY!
Duo: WRONG DUO!
"I'm sorry, I can't do that, Ryoko, I am
Riikii: Sterile.
Nico: Really a female.
Kris: Playing for the "other" team.
from the future,
Kris: Not again!
Riikii/Nico: Damn. Wrong again.
there's no telling what that would do..."
Riikii: Yeah. The fic could become nonexistant.
Peasants: DAMN.
Riikii: *borrows Kris's bazooka* DEATH TO YOU!
Peasants: RUN AWAY! RUN-- *BLAM*
Duo says guiltily, Ryoko sits back down, "Oh, I see..."
Kris: O I D, O I E, O I F...
Ryoko says dissapointedly, she sits there and stares at
Tenchi
Duo: Someone needs a boyfriend.
Riikii: Or a girlfriend.
Kris: Someone needs a hobby...
Riikii: Tenchi IS her hobby.
and Washu, "I'm sorry, Ryoko" Duo says sadly, Duo
walks outside to the LightHawk,
Kris: Okay, what IS that smell?
Duo: Look, it's not me. I bathe.
Kris: Once a month doesn't count.
Nico: No, it's something else. I smell it too.
Kris: THANK YOU!
Riikii: Moving on!
"What did I do wrong?" Ryoko says
Kris: You forgot to bathe?
Riikii: You had sex with a goat?
Duo: That goat doesn't love you!
Kris: A badger! BADGER!
while sadly
Kris: Enters a frog with no legs?
Riikii: ..wha?
Kris: *points to frog* See?
Riikii: *blink*
Duo: Must be one of your mom's.
staring at Tenchi and Washu flirting,
Riikii: Probably better than watching MTV and fondling oneself.
Kris: You know this...how?
Riikii: Never claimed to have a normal family.
Kris: HEY! I am your family!
Riikii: Not immediate.
Kris: Hey, count your blessings...
"Oh well, maybe someone else would come into my life, I
guess there are some men just as good as Tenchi"
Riikii: Not really. Tenchi's in a class all his own.
Duo: o_O
Riikii: Never claimed it was a good class.
Duo: Ah. Gotcha.
Ryoko says more cheerfully, but still in a depressed voice...
"What!!!!"
Ki-chan: We switched scenes? And no one told me?
Kris: Jumping scenes makes me nauseous...
Riikii: If you must throw up on someone, throw up on the peasants.
Peasants: *inch away*
LtStorm screams, "You mean to tell me that
Riikii: That Thurmond finally died?
Washu: That George Bush WON?
Kris: Don't tell me you're a Democrat.
Ryoko wasn't his mother?!?!" LtStorm shouts at
Kris: JUDY!
Riikii: Did you miss doing that?
Kris: Yes.
Garland, LtStorm stands there at the control panel with a
gleaming look of defeat
Duo: He lost to that poser Duo. That is sad.
Kris: I didn't know defeat gleamed.
Riikii: I always thought it was more of a glimmer, myself.
in his eyes, Garland
Kris: JUDY!
Riikii: *puts a garland on Kris* Judy.
Kris: *jumps up and sings showtunes*
hears LtStorm yelling and cowers,
Kris: And horsers, and pigers, and chickeners...
Cale-chan: *wakes up* E I, E I O.
Duo: What a wimp. Who is he, Shinji?
Riikii: Too old.
Kris: No, he's JUDY!
"Ye...yes sir. His true mother is proffesor Washu, it
seems someone has hacked into our files, sir!"
Kris: JUDY!
Garland whimpers,
Kris: Sorry... *whispers* Judy.
Cale-chan: Indoor voices!
LtStorm slamms his fists onto the control panel because of
his anger,
Duo: It's been one week since the show about, psycho killers with
problems they should work out...
"How could I have been tricked so easily?" LtStorm
questions,
Riikii: Um, duh. We gotta spell it out for you?
Kris: Apparently. Let's start with A.
Duo: Captain Obvious powers, ACTIVATE! *pause* YOU ARE STUPID.
he puts on a more confident face, "Garland,
Riikii: JUDY!
Kris: HEY! *smack*
Riikii: Beat you to the punch.
Kris: Only because you have the keyboard...
how long would it take for the time stabilizer to be built?"
LtStorm asks
Kris: *holds up sign that says 'JUDY!'*
Riikii: We're trying to keep it original here.
Garland calmly, Garland punches in a few buttons on the
control panel
Cale-chan: Now HE'S abusing the control panel!
NIco: Not to mention those poor buttons.
Buttons: We can't get no...satisfaction.
and says "It should take about a year and a half, sir!!"
Kris: JUDY!
Riikii: Ineffecient, ineffecient.
Washu: I could have it in ten days.
Talpa-chan: Do it.
Riikii: No! Bad scientist!
Garland replies, LtStorm nods and stands up from the chair,
Kris: When did he get into a chair? Was he sitting to start with?
Riikii: Your guess is as good as mine.
Kris: Great! Now even furniture is doing evil's bidding!
"Yes, that may be a while,
Riikii: Ya think?
Duo: I could always go Captain Obvious again...
I will go into hypersleep
Kris: How come he gets a nap? I wanna nap too.
Cale-chan: I had one. It was quite nice.
Kris: *aim* Eat bazooka.
while I am waiting,
Kris: For my perm to set.
Duo: For my ship to come in.
Riikii: For the men in white coats.
Duo: You WOULD say that.
Riikii: Um? I did.
start working on it, now!!!"
Ki-chan: What's your hurry? You got a year and a half...
LtStorm says as he walks away from the control panel,
Control panel: Sure, just use me, abuse me, and leave me! Bastard!
Garland
Kris: J! U! D! Y!
Peasants: *wave pennants*
nods and says "Yes, sir!!!", LtStorm walks out of
the room and goes to the pods where he gets in hypersleep for a
year and a half,
Cale-chan: Time flies.
Kris: JUDY!
Riikii: Get your kicks in, I think this is the last Garland for a
while.
Kris: Judy! JUDY! Judyjudyjudy!!
Garland starts the construction of a time stabilizing shield...
Peasants: Over?
Riikii: Tough luck, still one more file to go.
Peasants: *hate*
One Year Later
Riikii: Fic time...go figure.
Kris: *sick* Ugh! Fanfic time travel. Too fast....must *hurls*
Riikii: Not on me!
Kris: No worries.
Duo: *covered in hurl* EW!
At the Masaki house, many things have changed,
Kris: The leftovers have now become penicillin.
Duo: *cleansing by fire*
Riikii: Um, doesn't that hurt?
Duo: Not much.
Tenchi and Washu are married, although it's kind of awkward because of how Washu is still using her 12 year old body,
Riikii: Okay, that just calls for the obvious lolicon comment.
Kris: ...ew...
Duo: Mmmm... Japanese schoolgirl...
Nico: *smacks him into the wall*
and they have a child, named Duo,
Riikii: SHOCK and AMAZEMENT!
Kris: Ha ha! It IS you, Mr. I'm not in this fic!
Duo: *in denial* La la la, not listening...
Washu walks up to Duo (Grown up),
Kris: Wow, that was quick.
Riikii: Fic time. What can I say?
"Don't you think it's time to tell them now?" Washu asks Duo, Duo stands up and says,
Riikii: I'M GAY!
Ki-chan: Yes, yes you are.
Riikii: XP
Nico: *glower* I've got a two year old in the other room that
says otherwise.
"Yes, I almost forgot!", Duo walks into the room with everyone,
Kris: Wow, crowded room.
Talpa-chan: I smell orgy.
Riikii: Must be my new shampoo, it's Clairol.
"Listen up, everyone!" Duo shouts,
Cale-chan: You're all gonna die!
Peasants: *cheer*
Kris: Yeah, you know that whole "end of the world"
thing? It's now.
"It is time for you to know my true identity, I am
Nico: Big Bird!
Prettz-chan: George Bush Jr!
Riikii: *reflex beating*
Kris: I am the fiend behind the Tickle Me Elmo.
Duo,
Kris: DUN DUN DUN!
Duo: Lies! ALL LIIIIIIIIIIES!
Tenchi and Washu's son,
Washu: *joins in with Duo on the "LIIIIIES" bit*
I am from the future,
Kris: Not again! Someone take the author out and shoot them.
five thousand years from now,
Kris: Aged really well...
I have come here to defend you all from LtStorm,
Kris: YAY! No more English class! I mean...wait...
Riikii: Me, I'd prefer to be defended from Duo...
the only way he can win in the future is to destroy me,
Riikii: "Destroy." Cause apparently we're in some
sort of Toonami dub.
Kris: Survival Rule #12: Don't EVER state your weakness!
Duo: That so? Hold still for just a second... *gets out mecha*
but thanks to my mom, Washu,
Kris: You always have clean underwear.
Riikii: You know, I don't even want to think about what this is
doing to the posse family tree.
Kris: Why go across the street when you can go across the hall...
our technology surpassed that of LtStorm,
Talpa-chan: Somehow, I don't get the impression that was really hard.
so, since he can't beat me one on one, he will try to wliminate me
Riikii: Wliminate? Sounds like some new kind of Kool-aid.
by killing my parents, but now that I've been born in this time frame,
Riikii: It's an 8 x 10. Dammit, I need 9 x 13!
he will try to eliminate me
Nico: But you just said he was trying to wliminate you.
Riikii: Nico! Are you trying to make sense of the fic again?
Nico: No! Never! I swear!
Riikii: Bad Nico!
before I grow up and pilot the LightHawk. If I am eliminated, the future will be ruled by LtStorm, forcing everyone to be his slave,
Riikii: Kinky...
Ki-chan: Doesn't actually sound too bad, really.
Kris: Ew?
Ki-chan: Don't worry, I'm sure he can find you some sexy masseur
named Kyle or something.
Cale-chan: Are we that desperate for pop culture references?
it would be a horrid place, it is up to us to stop that."
Riikii: Goddamn, we gotta save the world AGAIN? I just cleaned
up that place!
Kris: When the Apocalypse comes, beep me.
Duo explains to everyone, everyone looks at him surprisedly, "You.... You're my son!?!?!" Tenchi yells,
Prettz-chan: Very good, Darth!
Tenchi stands there amazed that his son would be the savior of the future,
Riikii: Funny, Joseph said the same thing...
"Yes, he is our son, Tenchi." Washu answers, Tenchi stands there at looks at Duo, and blinks, "Well, it's impressive to know that my son will save the future"
Ki-chan: It's not like you never did it...
Riikii: Goddamn, villians are like weeds or cockroaches or
something, they just keep spawning on dirty locker room floors!
Kris: Yeah, next time? We make sure our villians are dead.
Tenchi says proudly, Duo blushes because his parents are proud of him,
Talpa-chan: Either that or he's imagining them in their
underwear.
Kris: Aaaaaah!
"It's nice to see you again, father, you were killed by LtStorm when I was eleven, I hardly remember you, since I am five thousand years old, I always wondered what you were like, and now I see, and I'm proud to have a father like you."
Nico: Dude, breathe. He's not going anywhere.
Kris: *gets out her run-on sentence sword and slashes a few times*
Riikii: Dude! I want one.
Ki-chan: He's proud of Tenchi...now there's a first.
Duo says while shaking Tenchi's
Riikii: Booty! Shake your booty!
Nico: Riikii, dear, the song is "Shake your booty", not
"Shake someone else's booty".
Kris: While you're shaking booty, shake me a martini.
hand, "Thank you, Duo." Tenchi answers, Washu sits there, but she suddenly jumps to her feet,
Kris: Look, boss, no sticky.
Posse: o_0
Riikii: *the only one laughing*
"Duo, isn't there also an LtStorm alive in this time frame?"
Prettz-chan: No, he's in the 3 x 5.
Washu asks seriously, Duo replies "Yes, he will be born in one month, unfortunately, I don't know who is parents are, so I can't help that."
Nico: What can I say, his phenominal cosmic powers aren't
really as phenominal or cosmic as he'd like.
Riikii: The readers should be glad, we're doing them a favor. We
have to read all of this in one long chunk.
Duo replies dissapointedly, Washu sighs, "Oh, because if we could take him out, then the one from the future would also die, then we wouldn't have to worry about it"
Cale-chan: Great deduction of logic there, Sherlock.
Washu: --;
Washu says while sitting back down, Ryoko and Ayeka hop up, "You mean you knew all along that Washu and Tenchi would get married!!!!"
Duo: *sarcastic* No, I thought they were going to be having an affair.
Ayeka shouts while shaking
Kris: Her groove thang?
Riikii: Nice.
Duo: *agrees*
Duo, Ryoko hops up and grabs Duo, "Well, couldn't we get together, Duo? I mean, Tenchi is out of the picture, isn't he?" Ryoko asks, Duo pushes her away and raises an eyebrow, "Ahem... YOU are my sister!"
Prettz-chan: I guess she believes that incest is the best.
Kris: See, what did I say earlier? Why go across the street?
Duo shouts disgustedly, Ryoko backs away, "Oh... I didn't think about that."
Ki-chan: But that implies you think, period.
Washu: What can I say, she didn't get much of my genes in that
area.
Riikii: If she's your kid, and there's no father, didn't she get
all your genes?
Washu: Stop poking holes in my logic. It's delicate.
Ryoko says while embarrased, Washu gets a disgusted look on her face and yells "Ryoko!! Stop trying to seduce your brother!!",
Riikii: Wow, that rates up there with the "Duo, stop
playing with your bra!" line.
Kris: ....right...
Nico: *gives Duo a look* There's something you're not telling us.
Duo: Hey, I was in a bit of a tight situation...besides, she
wrote it! *points at Riikii*
everyone starts laughing at Ryoko, Ryoko gets embarrased and
Ki-chan: Blows up the house. The end. Can we go now?
flies off somewhere.
Ki-chan: Uh, no, dear, when she gets mad, she turns to violence. Have you even paid attention to what she does?
In LtStorm's space ship, Garland
Riikii: Hey, guess what, Kris? *point*
Kris: ^____^ JUDY!
is nearly done with the advancements,
Kris: *wicked laugh, pause* Oh, wait...advancements, not
enhancements.
Talpa-chan: They should be both. *nod*
he finally finishes after a few more days, he walks over to the sleep chamber LtStorm is in, he punches a few buttons in on the console,
Riikii: Geez, what is up with all this button violence? I'm
forming a support group for these people.
Kris: Is that like the support group for people named Jennifer?
the capsule opens, releasing LtStorm, "Is it done, Garland?"
Kris: JUDY!
Riikii: APRIL!
Kris: *glare* Judy!
Riikii: But I *like* April...
LtStorm asks while he starts waking up, "Yes sir!!! And I added a feww more advancements in too, sir!!" Garland
Kris: Judy!
Duo: At this rate, it's gonna take three days to get through this
block of text.
Riikii: Days? How about weeks? We don't MST on a regular basis,
you know.
replies while helping LtStorm out of the capsule, LtStorm has an evil smirk on his face, "Excellent, now there is no way that he can hurt me!!!!"
Talpa-chan: Oh, I'm sure I can think of a few things...
Kris: How can I hurt you? Let me count the ways...first there's a
axe and then there's a sword and then there's a knife and then
there's a bow and arrows and then there's MY BARE HANDS and then
there's a gun and then there's a bigger gun and then there's a
cannon and then there's a gun that's so big it's mounted on a
ship and then there's an evil army of hell minions and then
there's Mother Nature with her little friends Wind, Water, Lava
and Earthquakes and then there's the Avenging Angels and do you
know how much energy it takes to bring down a rain of sulfur to
bury a city? Talk about having to sleep in for like a week!
Talpa-chan: *clings to Kris* Teach me more, sensei!
LtStorm shouts as he walks towards the control room, he presses a few buttons on the panel,
Riikii: See, we're making progress already.
Cale-chan: And next on FOX... "Oppressed! When Buttons Go
Wild!"
his mech appears, he examines the new features, "Hmm... everything seems perfect, great job, Garland!!"
Kris: Juuuuuudy.
Llama: Squaaaaaare.
Riikii: Viiiiiiiolence... *glare*
Llama: *squeak*
LtStorm says happily, he hops in his mech and presses a few buttons on the console, causing it to activate the chronosphere, "I'll be back, and when I am, I'll be
Riikii: The governor of California.
the ruler of the universe!!!"
Riikii: Hey, gotta start small.
Kris: Metric or standard?
LtStorm says the second before his mech dissapears into time, Garland waves goodbye,
Riikii: Yes, we know, Kris.
Kris: You take all the fun out of it when you do that.
Riikii: Yeah, that's my job. It's a bitch, huh?
"Heh... watch him lose!" Garland mutters because LtStorm forces him to do so much work,
Kris: Just because they serve you, doesn't mean they like you.
*blatant Jay and Silent Bob reference*
Riikii: I'm amazed, she didn't say it.
Kris: You told me I couldn't!
Riikii: When has that ever stopped you?
Kris: Okay, fine. JUDY!
LtStorm appears a few miles away from the masaki house,
Ki-chan: You know, the easy thing to do would be to just
appear ON the Masaki house. Problem solved.
Kris: Yes, but they never think of that.
Talpa-chan: That does it, you're in on my evil empire planning
board.
"Hmm, I'll procede there now." LtStorm says as
he walks towards the house...
Duo is in the cock pit
Kris: *blank look* ...He's at a chicken fight?
Riikii: Either that or he's trying to tell us something about his
orientation in a subtle sort of way.
of the Lighthawk testing out some things
*room echoes with dirty laughter*
Riikii: I'm not even naming all the culprits of the above anymore.
--;
Nico: Bet you're one of them.
Riikii: No! ...not this time, anyway!
when a blip on the radar appears, "Huh? LtStorm!!"
Ki-chan: See? ON the house. Problem solved. No radar.
Duo shouts, he pulls up the COMM
Riikii: WITH ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.
Nico: EITHER WE'RE SCREAMING OR THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK.
Riikii: You know...if your caps lock is stuck, you can always use
your shift to un-cap things.
Nico: *did not know that*
and contacts Washu, "Washu, put up the shield now!!!"
Riikii: All shields to full!
Kris: She can't take any more, Cap'n, I'm givin' her all I got!
Ki-chan: See? On top of house, element of surprise...Tell me I'm
not the only one who figured this out.
Kris: The audience is always smarter than the villian.
Duo shouts through the COMM while switching all of the Lighthawk's systems on, Washu replies
Kris: ...and? There should be words, here...
Washu: I'm reserving my right to remain silent.
Riikii: And we thank you for it.
and presses a button, causing a blue force field to appear around the Masaki house,
Duo: This is boring. Can I stomp on something yet?
LtStorm steps in, "Ah, Duo, you see me on your radar huh?
Ki-chan: Well, duh, since you were stupid enough to waste your advantage of surprise...
Well, let's see that chronoshield around you stop this!!" LtStorm shouts confidentally while pressing a few buttons,
Buttons: *press back*
two lasers fly out and go straight through the chronoshield, hitting th Lighthawk, Duo is shaken by the blast, "Ugh... how did that go through the shield, impossible!!
Nico: Um, no, I'd say it wasn't. Because it just happened.
Riikii: Good grief, someone hit him with the obvious stick...
Unless he is using some kind of time altering device to stabilize the shield"
Washu: You know, I really hate it when people who have no idea
of the complexities of time attempt to talk about it.
Riikii: See, this is why the only thing I mess with is other
people's heads.
Ki-chan: Sounds like fun!
Duo shouts, Duo fires two lasers at the other much, but they bouce off,
Kris: You shouldn't oughta do that. You'll grow hair on your
palms.
Nico: Spellcheck loves you.
Riikii: It's your fiend. Er, friend.
"Huh? An anti matter shield?" Duo questions, LtStorm lunges forward, knocking Duo to the ground, he punches the mech repeatedly
Riikii: Oh, I see. We're just having a transferrence of
violence, here.
Buttons: Boo!
until Duo throws LtStorm into the air and fires the lasers again, but the lasers bounce back and hit the Lighthawk, causing severe damage,
Everyone: *point, mock, laugh*
Prettz-chan: You know, you'd think you would've figured they
didn't work the first time.
Riikii: Yeah, really. That whole "thinking" thing is
really underrated.
Everyone watches from inside the house, "Oh no!! Duo needs help!!"
Riikii: Yes, the kind only a professional can offer him. I know a few good shrinks, want their numbers?
Washu screams,
Everyone: AAAAHH!
Washu: What was that for?
Kris: We never miss an opportunity for a good scream.
The fight goes on for 10 more minutes
Riikii: I'm bored.
Duo: Really, what kind of fight lasts that long? Those mecha are
going to be run out of energy far quicker than that.
until LtStorm fires the NeoD-gun blast at Duo, Duo dodges, but one of the legs of his mech is totally destroyed by the anti-matter blast,
Peasants: ...
Riikii: C'mon, peasants, don't be like that.
"great..." Duo says sarcasticly with a smirk on his face,
Cale-chan: I see nothing funny about this.
Riikii: I do! He's gonna get smeared!
"I guess that leaves me only one choice" Duo says softly,
Kris: DUN DUN DUN!
Riikii: Golly gee wonder! I wonder what he's gonna do?
LtStorm is about to finish him off
Ki-chan: Isn't that ALWAYS the case? You villians really gotta work on finishing people off a little quicker.
when Duo appears right behind LtStorm and grabs his mech tightly, the laser cannons on the back of LtStorms mech fire at Duo, damaging the mech badly, but it still holds together,
Washu: Wasn't this thing "severely damaged" ten
minutes ago? How is it still moving?
Kris: At this point this guy should be naked in the dark.
"Now, I.... I have to, to save my family, to save the future, I must... but it is a big sacrifice..."
Kris: Not really. An ox...now THAT'S a big sacrifice!
Duo says nervously, he presses a few buttons on the control panel,
Riikii: It's like an epidemic of button-pressing dysfunction!
Buttons: *forming a labor union*
and then holds up a device with one button on top, through the COMM, Duo says "LtStorm, now, you will die, nothing can survuve this blast, only the firestorm shield can stop it, the one that is around the Masaki house... now... here goes, LtStorm..."
Posse: *bored*
Kris: *slaps Riikii's wrist* Stop fondling my pandas!
Riikii: *ow*
Nico: Really, Riikii...I know you got an eye for the little guy,
but beastiality?
Riikii: It's not how it sounds!
Kris: Yes it is!
Riikii: It's a KEYCHAIN!
Kris: Just stop fondling my pandas...you strange, insane, idiot.
Duo says confidentally, LtStorm gets mad and tries to break free, but can't,
Kris: ...go, because he's constipated.
Riikii: ...TMI.
Washu: Okay, lemme get this straight. A new and improved, top of
the line, undamaged mech cannot break away from a severely
damaged, almost run down inferior mech. What's wrong with this
picture?
Kris: Well, if you wouldn't sit so close to the screen...
Duo: It's plot device armor, Washu. Saved my ass a few times. I
mean, how the hell do you take down fourty mechs in five minutes,
even if they ARE Leos?
"Would you let go!!! What on earth are you mumbling about!!!" LtStorm Screams through the speaker, Duo presses the button,
Buttons: *chanting* Damn the man! Damn the man! Higher wages, less pressing!
"Self destruction, LtStorm..." Duo says softly,
Ki-chan: That's the best line I've heard this entire fic.
Peasants: *disco*
Duo: Down with the impostor!
suddenly, the LightHawk glows bright white and a blinding flash follows, and right after the flash, a huge energy type explosion occurs, totall destroying everything, LtStorm and Duo, the only thing left was the house and the planet, which were covered by firestorm shields,
Washu: Everything, except the house and the planet. I think we missed a bit of that everything...
Tenchi looks out in amazement, "He sacrificed himself to save the world..."
Ki-chan: Happens more often than you think, really.
Tenchi says softly, Washu looks out, "Our son truly is brave..."
Prettz-chan: *gag*
Riikii: Oh, don't worry, it's just building up for what happens
next.
Washu replies, everyone walks outside, "That's it, it's over..." Kiyone says with a surprised look,
Ki-chan: I'm in this AGAIN? Why?
Duo: I'm not! *sticks out tongue*
"I wish there was a way to bring him back..." Tenchi says sadly,
Duo: ...nooooooooo!
Riikii: *smug* You were saying?
Duo: Why? That totally destroys the point of the sacrifice!
Riikii: Well, this fic hasn't had a point yet...so we couldn't
ruin its record, now could we?
Washu suddenly smiles and shouts "Of couse!!!", she sits down and types on her laptop, she presses a few buttons and there is a flash of light, Duo comes back to life through the chronosphere,
Riikii: Oh, anti-climaticism.
Kris: It's maaaaaagic...
Duo: *as fic self* Where am I? I saw a bright light, and my dead
great-aunt was calling me...damn bitch wouldn't shut up, actually.
"Oh, Duo!!!" Washu yells as she runs over and hugs him, Duo is still dizzy from being brought back through time, so he sits down, "Wha... I thought I died?" Duo says with a confused look,
Kris: Didn't stop Buffy, she died twice.
Riikii: Yeah, after about the fourth time, you start taking it in
stride.
Washu sits down beside him and explains, "Well, you see, I entered your data into the chronosphere, so, I brought you back to life!!" She says happily while a tear rolls down her cheek, she hugs Duo and very emotionally says
Washu: Dammit, can't you do anything right? Can't even stay
dead...
Duo: Hey, that's YOUR fault!
Nico: *smacks Duo* You never told me about the in-laws!
Riikii: Anyone finding the thought of a teenager hugging a twelve-year
old mother kinda squicky? Anyone?
Kris: One vote here.
"Oh, Duo, I thought I lost you...",
Washu: And not on purpose this time!
Duo hugs her back, "I'm sorry for scaring you like that, mom."
Duo: I can scare you like this much better. *pulls out gun,
shoots self in head*
Riikii: Dammit, Duo! You're gonna bleed on the carpet again!
Kris: Peasants, fetch the tarp!
Washu: Aw, damnit...now I gotta bring him back to life AGAIN...
Nico: Oh, leave him that way for a bit. Teach him a lesson.
Duo says sadly, they sit there and talk for a while,
Kris: *yells out the door* Stop FONDLING my PANDAS!
Riiikii: *facepalm* Little brothers.
Washu: Apparently panda-molesting fetishes are genetic.
and then when they are done, they get up, Tenchi walks up to Duo, "Duo, are you going back to the future?"
Duo: *bleeding on the tarp*
Nico: No, he's back FROM the future!
Kris: *looks up* Thank god, the end is in sight!
Tenchi asks, Duo sighs and says "Yes, I have to, people are waiting for me there...",
Riikii: You mean they didn't all die?
Kris: Apparently not.
Riikii: Speaking of dead...can we move the corpse off the floor?
*nudges Duo with a toe*
Kris: Didn't the peasants clean that up? *pulls out whip* Damn
you, peasants!
Peasants: *yipe*
Tenchi asks "When?",
Kris: Not soon enough.
Posse: *AGREE*
Duo lies down because of being so tired,
Riikii: Death has a tendency to do that to you.
Talpa-chan: Yeah, I hear she's absolutely wild in bed.
"Well, I'll go back tommorow after I've gotten a good rest I guess..." Duo answers, they all go inside,
Ki-chan: Leaving the destroyed mechs in the front yard.
Riikii: Cheap lawn ornaments.
Kris: More fun than flamingos.
it is now night after all of the commotion,
Kris: Remember, it's not the size of your commotion, it's how
you use it!
Riikii: Okay, that was much better than what I was going to say.
"Well, I think I'll go to bed now..."
Kris: Yes, alone please.
Duo: That's not an absolute requirement. *waggles eyebrows*
Kris: I don't do cuddles.
Riikii: I do!
Kris: Yeah, with your toenails of death!
Duo says as he walks off to the portal, Ryoko and Ayeka chase him but run into each other and start arguing, "No!! Duo is mine!!"
Duo: Now, now, ladies, there's more than enough of me to go
around.
Nico: *glare*
Duo: ...except, Nico's better than any of you.
Nico: You're improving.
Ryoko yells
Everyone: AUGH!
at Ayeka, Ayeka
Kris: Surely we can mock that.
Riikii: I'm coming up dry except for a lame Ctarl-Ctarl joke.
Kris: Hmm...too many proper nouns in one sentence?
sweatdrops and replies with "Ryoko, he's your brother!!!
Ki-chan: Never stopped anyone.
Riikii: Except me.
Ki-chan: Well, given your brother, that's understandable.
But I, on the other hand, it would be perfectly
Washu: Hellish.
Ki-chan: On par with the Tenchi lifestyle.
Kris: Perfectly...slowing us down from getting to the end of the
fic!
Peasants: GET ON WITH IT!
okay!!" Ayeka shouts, they both start
Kris: Heh heh...so many naughty thoughts.
Talpa-chan: I like you. Can I have a hug?
Kris: Sure.
Riikii: *cautiously checks the floor's temperature*
fighting each other, Washu sweatdrops and looks at them, "Hmm... looks like our son is quick with the women, huh, Tenchi?"
Kris: *bursts into laughter*
Riikii: The author wishes he was. Sadly, he hasn't realized that
bad fanfiction woos no one.
Duo: See, just more proof that it's not me.
Nico: *clobbers him in the head with the sofa*
Riikii: Wow, I'm impressed.
Washu asks, Tenchi turns and answers "Yes, he is, and he doesn't even try."...
Riikii: Strangely, it runs parallel to his fic-writing attempts.
The night passes
Kris: Pee-you! Someone light a match!
Riikii: Aw, I was just going to say it passed the gravy....
Ki-chan: That's worse!
and everyone except Duo is sitting either on the couch or in a chair,
Riikii: As opposed to, you know, the tables, the ceiling,
other people's laps....
Duo: *eyes Kris's lap again* C'mon, you're not using it....
Riikii: Death to him?
Kris: *grabs the run-on sentence sword* DEATH TO YOU.
Riikii: Aww, you got the sword. You're special.
Duo suddenly walks out of the portal, outside of it are Ayeka and Ryoko waiting for him,
Kris: To admit who the baby's father is!
Ki-chan: Seriously, those two need to just get laid and get it
done with.
Riikii: Poor Ki-chan, stuck in a house full of hormones. Want a
hug?
Ki-chan: Don't touch me.
Ryoko runs up and hugs him, "Good morning Duo!!"
Washu: *as Duo* It's 2 AM, you dumbass.
She says as she kisses him, Duo pushes her away, "Geez, I'm your brother!!!"
Riikii: I couldn't tell, what with all the times he's mentioned it before.
Duo shouts while wiping off his
Riikii: Butt!
Duo: ....
Riikii: ...what? Tell me you wipe.
Ki-chan: This is a discussion I wish I wasn't privy to.
Kris: *points at Ki-chan* Privy! Ha ha! Potty joke!
lips, Ayeka cackles
Kris: There's an attractive noise to make when you're trying to attract a man.
and hugs Duo, "Too bad Ryoko!!" Ayeka yells at Ryoko,
Ki-chan: Is this a group effort? I've got a few things to add.
Kris: My question is, she can't have gotten more than three feet
away in the two seconds it took to latch on like an ass remora.
She doesn't have to yell.
Duo sighs and sits on the couch,
Couch: Ouch, fatass!
Riikii: *jumps off the couch in a hurry*
"So, when are you leaving, Duo"
Kris: ...Didn't he just get back?
Riikii: Haha, Kris is trying to make sense of the fic again.
Kris: *slaps Riikii* I was just going to point out how fic logic
doesn't resemble our earth logic, but no, you had to be a
smartass instead. Fuck you!
Riikii: *waggles eyebrows* Is that an invitation?
Washu asks, Duo raises his head
Ki-chan: Onto a spike.
and pushes Ayeka away, "Well, right now, actually."
Kris: It's not fast enough! Faster, damn you!
Duo answers, Washu hugs him and kisses him on the cheek, "I'll miss you, Duo."
All: We won't!
Duo: Especially not me.
Washu says with tears coming out of her eyes,
Riikii: Washu, I told you to lay off the Clear Eyes stuff.
Washu: But Ben Stein is my idol!
Riikii: ...tell me you're kidding.
Washu: Actually, I was.
"Oh mom,
Kris: Just five more minutes, I don't wanna get up yet.
Riikii: *as her brother* Just twenty bucks for gas, that's all, I
promise. *spends thirty on junk food and hits up dad for money*
I'll be here soon anyway, just as soon as this time frame's Duo grows up." Duo responds, everyone walks
Duo: Like an Egyptian.
Riikii: I think that reference is a little old for you.
Duo: Oh, but oldies are right within your age range.
outside, Duo takes out a small device,
Riikii: ...Duo, zip your pants back up. We didn't need to know
it was that small.
Kris: Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to
see me?
Duo: Um, let me check. *reaches in, pulls out a cat* What the....
Riikii: Duo, get the pussy out of your pants.
Ayeka walks up to him, "Before you go, Duo, can I?"
Kris: *as Ayeka* Pet your pussy?
Duo: *dumps cat in Kris's lap* All yours.
Kris: As long as he doesn't ask if he can pet mine.
Riikii: *makes some vague gynecologist joke*
Ayeka asks, "Oh, I guess, go ahead." Duo responds, "Thank you, Duo!"
Duo: *to self* No, no, thank you. You're awesome. Why, yes, I
know.
Kris: Sad, you're in a room full of people and you have to talk
to yourself.
Duo: *points to fic Duo* He made me!
Ayeka replies and kisses Duo,
Riikii: *chants* Tongue! Tongue!
Duo: *glances nervously at Nico* No thanks, I like living.
Riikii: But aren't you a god of death?
Duo: It's a nickname, dammit.
Duo blushes and sets the coordinates for the chronosphere,
Riikii: B4!
Ki-chan: Damnit, you sunk my battleship, you bitch!
Riikii: All's fair in love and war games.
"Goodbye Duo!!"
Everyone: And don't come back!
Everyone shouts and waves bye to him,
Kris: Wait, didn't we just do that?
Riikii: Be patient, Kris, the author is slow.
he presses the last button and he starts glowing,
Riikii: Is it a henshin scene? Do you get naked?
Duo: Would you like me to?
Kris: The glow from within...Ah, the radiance of pregnancy.
Riikii: *to Duo* Okay, we just got pwned.
"Take care, Duo!!!" Washu shouts, "I will, mom. Goodbye everyone!!!!"
Peasants: *repeat* GET ON WITH IT!
Duo yells while waving, just a few seconds later, Duo dissapears in a split second
Kris: Took him long enough!
Riikii: You can't expect an instant to be instant for so long.
Your standards are too high.
and returns to the future, everyone stands there with smiles on their faces, "I'm so proud of him." Washu says happily while holding her child in her hands,
Kris: Small child.
Riikii: It's the new portable model.
"Me too, Washu." Tenchi responds, Ayeka blushes and says "I think he likes me.",
Kris: I think he licks you.
Riikii: There was totally no tongue in that kiss. I was watching.
Kris: A little too closely for us non-perverted people.
she stands there happily... "Yes, he told me, one day, he will come back.
Riikii: Goddamnit, Duo, I swear I'll kill you if you do.
Duo: It's the author, not me! >_<
He says that as soon as everything is cleaned up in the futur,
Washu: Located somewhere outside Memphis.
Riikii: Knew we should've taken the left turn at Albe--okay,
we're not making that joke because I can't spell it.
he will come back and visit." Washu says happily, they all stand there proud and live happily for years...
Riikii: Until the Day of Lavos, when the giant space-larva
erupted from the earth and consumed all in a blaze of fiery death.
Kris: From beneath you, it devours.
Ki-chan: *glances at Riikii* That does it, I'm taking your copy
of Chrono Trigger.
Riikii: Nooo! My lifeblood!
The End
Peasants: *pass out party favors*
Riikii: *eyes party favors* I'm sure there's some other favors
you'd like to pass out, hmm?
Peasants: *appalled*
Duo: *grabs Kris's bazooka, blows down door* Make a break for it
while you can!