FOX
Written by ProtogirlT, MSTed by "Da Gang"
Duo: *sleeping on the couch* Why, yes, I believe in the healing
powers of coffee mugs, who doesn't?
Riikii: Nico, you might want to wake him up. He's embarrassing.
Nico: ...
Cale-chan: *comes in with a yelling and kicking Ki-chan over his
shoulder* Hi, I--ow--brought her--that's my hair you're pulling--where
should I--hey, watch where you kick!--put her?
Riikii: Tied to the couch is fine.
Prettz-chan: You know, I think I've figured out why you do this.
Riikii: And why is that?
Prettz-chan: *grin* You have nothing better to do!
Riikii: ...
Ki-chan: *grumble* Someone needs to study more and MST less...
AN:
Ki-chan: Annoying.
this takes place after endless waltz...
Duo: How long after?
Nico: Why?
Duo: Well, if we're lucky, we'll all be dead of old age before
this fic.
Riikii: Don't get your hopes up.
R/R everyone!!!!!
Washu: Now we're dividing R by itself? That's elementary, it's
one.
Gundam Wing
Episode 1
Prettz-chan: How can Episode 1 come after Endless Waltz?
Washu: Simple, time distortion.
12:00pm
You can hear the sounds of
Riikii: Death with nasty sharp pointy teeth!
Ki-chan: We can?
swift feet of a "Fox"
Cale-chan: Why is "Fox" in quotations?
Riikii: EVIL! Television corporation!
as it's being
Washu: Hey, you are a being? So am I!
Riikii: No, it is just being. Not A being.
chased down the streets of the colony.
Talpa-chan: Let's all hope for a semi.
Running away from a relaxing day in the zoo
Nico: Ooh, scary, the tigers got loose! Save me! *jumps into
Duo's arms*
Duo: ^_^
or at least that's what it was supposed to be.
All: Whoops.
"Come back her you brat!"
Cale-chan: Ya see? It is a self insert. "Brat" gives it
away.
the man yells at Fox.
Riikii: *as man* You are an abomination and you deserve to be
taken off the airwaves! And don't EVER show dubbed anime again!
Fox makes a left into an alley.
Ki-chan: I hope it hurt.
Cale-chan: Bitter today, aren't we?
"Now I got you," he said stopping in the center not
seeing Fox anywhere,
Talpa-chan: Now what was that again? You got him?
" Ok, kid I know you're here somewhere, comes on out!"
Prettz-chan: Comes on out?
Nico: Just think, this author is wasting valuable time writing
when they could be studying English!
Ki-chan: And just think, Riikii is wasting valuable time doing
this when she could be studying, period!
Riikii: -_-
"Haa!",
Riikii: Mwahahaha!
Talpa-chan: Booga booga boo!
Duo: Geronimo!
Prettz-chan: Eek?
Fox yells jumping towards the man from the top of a cable
wire knocking him down,
Ki-chan: Beat him! Knock him dead!
Riikii: o_O Are you cheering for the self-insert?
Ki-chan: No, I was talking to the man.
in the dark,
All: Oooh.
Cale-chan: Wait. If it's dark, how can we tell what's going on?
Riikii: Don't be silly, Cale-chan. It's like the movies: even
"dark" is well lit, just not as bright as "light"
to give it a spooky effect.
Cale-chan: ;_; I miss my dark...
and does a flip
Nico: Like flipping pancakes? n_n
Riikii: I'm hungry....
to get back on his feet.
Cale-chan: *as Fox* I was having a mid-life crisis, but now I'm
better.
Duo: Ten bucks on the man.
Riikii: Don't be silly. Fox's a self-insert. He's INVINCIBLE!
Duo: He's a looney.
Riikii: ...hmmm...
Hearing voices,
Ki-chan: Im...my head... >.o
Riikii: It's all in your head, hon.
Cale-chan: Why do I have this freaky sense of deja vu?
Fox manages to climb to the top of one of the buildings to
hide.
Peasants: *not paying attention*
Riikii: Slackers!
Suddenly, three men, who were triplets,
Cale-chan: Dude, this is taking the 'faceless villain' way too
far.
walk up to the man chasing Fox.
Washu: Chased, past tense.
Riikii: Loser.
Two were wearing black tuxedos and the other was wearing a
navy blue tux. Both men in black pull the man to his feet.
"Where's the kid," blue tux said not too happy.
Ki-chan: *as blue tux* He stole my lunch money.
"He got away," he said,
Duo: I like big--
"but . . ."
Duo: :D
Riikii: -__- Pervert.
Nico: Oh, like you're not.
Duo: Pot to kettle, pot to kettle, come in! Important information
about your coloring!
Riikii: Oh, shut up. *sulk*
"But nothing! You've made way
Talpa-chan: Comin' through!
to many mistakes." blue tux
Duo: The clothes talk? oO
said in a sly voice.
"Just give me one mor . . . , "
Riikii: Night, una noche...
a gun goes off.
Nico: Tsk, tsk, how careless.
Cale-chan: Where's the swords, dammit?!
Prettz-chan: Where's the explosives?
He falls to the ground dying slowly.
Cale-chan: Damn... *stabs him a few times*
Riikii: Cale-chan, stop interfering with the fic.
Just as fast as they got there, they left.
Riikii: Making pretty much everything in the fic so far a moot
point.
Fox comes
Duo: Out of the closet.
down and checks to see if
Nico: There's any change in his pockets.
Riikii: Loot the corpses! Whoo!
he was still alive. Fox then precedes to dig through his
pockets
Nico: Told you!
and takes out his gun,
Riikii: Er...I said looting the corpses, not shooting the corpses.
but sets it down by his knee. Without warning
Prettz-chan: ...a little kid runs out in front of the car!
Cale-chan: Brake! BRAKE!
a gun was put to Fox's head.
Riikii: Oh. That's MUCH better! ^_^
"Put your hands up,"
Duo: In the air, wave 'em like you just don't care...
Nico: I got this feeling...someone dance with me... *she and Duo
begin doing the grind*
Riikii: >_< Do that ELSEWHERE!
said a voice behind him, "Now stand up." Fox does
as he is told
Riikii: Ah, he's the submissive type. Nice.
as the person with the gun calls for
Riikii: Applause.
Ki-chan: An actual plot.
an ambulance on his cell.
Turning around slowly Fox asks, "Who are you to be giving me
trouble?"
Ki-chan: I'm the main character, bitch!
Duo: Or, you're just Rick James.
Ki-chan: *smack*
"Who are you to kill a man in cold blood," he shot back.
Cale-chan: ...would you prefer him to be killed in boiling blood? That gets messy.
Fox gives a smirk saying,
Duo: You can't touch me, I'm the self-insert!
Riikii: Watch me. *strangle*
Duo: *gack* Get the fic, not the Duo! GET THE FIC, NOT THE DUO!
"You don't look like one of them
Prettz-chan: You mean he doesn't look like a walking suit of clothes? Most people don't.
and if you are you sure don't act like one." When the ambulance comes Fox and the gun holder ride in the back.
Nico: ...okay, who lets two strangers ride with a guy on the
ambulance.
Riikii: And where the hell are the police questioning them?
Duo: We have police?
"What's your name?" asks Fox knowing he had the gun somewhere on him.
Nico: ...and what idiot lets guys with GUNS on a frikkin'
AMBULANCE?
Riikii: Nico, this is the same anime with fourteen year old
terrorists. You can't take it too realistically.
Nico: OMG GUNDAM WING SUPPORTS TERRORISM!!1
"My name is Heero Yuy," Heero said showing no expression at the least to Fox or to anyone else. Fox twirling his long braided, cole, black hair
Riikii: Okay, he's gay.
Cale-chan: Huh? Why's that?
Riikii: How many STRAIGHT guys have long, braided hair? This is
totally compensation.
Duo: *choke* HEY!
between his fingers while looking at Heero suspiciously
Riikii: Because HE'S the suspicious one.
Cale-chan: They're ALL suspicious. Now I remember why I got off
that show.
Riikii: ...you were on Gundam Wing?
Cale-chan: It was a bit part, okay?
with his walnut bark brown eyes; he starts digging in his pocket of his long gray pants with matching uniform shirt tapping his Chinese slippers on the floor impatiently.
Ki-chan: Oh, good, I wouldn't want to be the only one in a rush to get this over with.
"What's your name?" Heero asks playing along.
Duo: *as Heero* Sooner or later, I get a bathroom break, and then BAM! I'm gone.
"You can call me Fox, for now,"
Riikii: I'm a ultra-conservative bastard, and Murdoch is my
master.
Prettz-chan: *spew* Now THERE'S a mental image I DIDN'T need!
he said just as the nurse walks in," How is he?"
"I'm sorry he didn't make it,"
Duo: *as Heero, to Fox* Told you so. Pay up.
Riikii: Now he ded from...death?
Ki-chan: Somehow, that's pathetically laughable.
the nurse says as Heero notices Fox making a tight fist,
"Are you related to him?"
"No, but I know him briefly.
Nico: *as Fox* He chased me down an alley. And he didn't even get to tell me why... *sobs*
Will you excuse me . . . I have some place to be,"
Duo: Don't they all.
Riikii: IT'S THE MORGUE~
Fox said practically running toward the elevators with Heero not too far behind.
Duo: Heero, you know he's not your type.
Riikii: You know that, too.
Duo: *splutter*
Nico: ...excuse me? *glare*
Duo: I was fourteen! I was young and stupid!
"So, how was your lunch break, Wufei", Sally Po asked him as he walks in.
Prettz-chan: ...as he slips off the brown wig and changes out
of the spandex.
Duo: ...now that's really creepy. And makes me feel REALLY bad
about the transgressions of my youth.
"At least it was better than yesterday's", Wufei said.
Riikii: *as Wufei* I can't believe the blood wasn't fresh. And
it wasn't even HUMAN blood!
Duo: That does it, I'm totally throwing up in your lap.
Riikii: *hides behind the couch*
"Wait was that an insult or a compliment",
Cale-chan: Knowing him? You don't want the answer.
she says hanging up the phone. Suddenly the computer screen blipped
Prettz-chan: And crashed.
Nico: It was Windows.
Riikii: *mocks*
Nico: Riikii, you have Windows.
Riikii: ...oh. Um. Shit.
and Lady Un
Duo: She's Lady Une's retarded younger half-sister that can't spell.
was seen on the screen. "I hope your lunch break is
over because we have a search and rescue mission", Lady Un
says.
"So, who is the lucky kid?"
Duo: ...because former terrorists and rebels have nothing
better to do with their time than go look for some snot-nosed
brat that ran away?
Riikii: Fits pretty well with the whole of the series, actually.
Duo: When are you going to stop bashing Wing?
Riikii: As long as their is suck, there shall always be bash.
Sally asks interested. A picture of a girl with long cole black hair to her thighs
Prettz-chan: Ooh....AUGH! >_<
Riikii: I knew your ecchi tendencies would catch up to you sooner
or later.
Prettz-chan: Must cleanse hairy man-beast from my mind! Acid! I
need acid!
with walnut dark brown eyes wearing a Chinese Ceremonial robes with Mariemaia Barton.
Riikii: Color me surprised.
Duo: Gee, I wonder who that is, and when she grew a wang.
Nico: Aww, it's a cute little canon-bending Mary Sue! C'mere,
little Sue! You're so kyoot! *hides spork behind her back*
"I remember her. She was one of the prisoners I helped escape from Colony X999",
Cale-chan: Out in the far reaches of space, where the rest of
the universe doesn't care about you.
Ki-chan: I'm calling tia. She has an extermination problem to
take care of.
Sally said, "She decided to stay with Mariemaia."
Riikii: In hopes of mad sexx0rz with underage boys.
Nico: And girls. She is a crossdresser, after all.
Prettz-chan: Let's hear it for pedophilia!
"Yes, and for some reason she has disappeared after
she went to visit her uncle; the only clue we might have is that
she promised to show up at Mariemaia's birthday party", Lady
Un said, "her name is Sophia Dragon."
"Sophia doesn't sound like a Chinese name", Sally said
confused.
Cale-chan: Neither does Dragon.
Ki-chan: Imagine that.
"She's partly American", Wufei said standing up,
Riikii: And the ancient, proud Chinese culture weeps.
Ki-chan: Or just bombs the hell out of America for the
humiliation.
Riikii: Sounds like a plan.
"We might as well get started. She can cover a lot of ground in a short period of time."
Duo: For she is One with The Sue.
"I'll send you information if I find out any more and especially if we find a place for her birthday party", she said before the screen went black.
Riikii: Finding out where a birthday party is. Sounds like an
intelligence mission on par with the Wing cast.
Duo: Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Riikii: It wasn't far.
"Do you know Sophia, Wufei", Sally asks him
curiously.
"I'm still a little uncertain about her, but we grew up
together.
Ki-chan: Way to be wishy-washy about it, Wufei.
Duo: If I had to admit I grew up with a Sue, I'd be uncertain too.
She was the step sister of my fiancee, Mei Lan.
Riikii: She's...related to a canon character? NO!
Nico: That's so...original! It's never been done before!
Duo: Slow down, tiger. Next thing you know she'll be better at
everything than the cast!
Cale-chan: Or one of them will fall in love with her! It's such a
captivating plot!
Riikii: Wow. We've really seen this crap too many times.
All: Yeah.
Sophia hardly ever talked,
Ki-chan: Thank god, the few times she has talked has filled me with a desire to slap the little hussy.
but swift like a fox",
Riikii: Tell that to the ones that met the great sport of foxhunting.
Wufei said as they both head for the nearest Colony, "She always keeps her promises."
Nico: So...let her show up at the party, voila, she's not missing anymore. Case closed, let's go for milkshakes.
Fox was clear of the hospital with Heero not far behind.
Riikii: Putting back on the brown wig and stuffing his pants.
Duo: Oh my god. *pukes in tia's lap*
Riikii: Oh my god is right! I'm going to kill you!
Duo: Hey, I did give you fair warning. *collapse*
Nico: He's got you there.
Then, Fox turned into a long narrow walkway.
Prettz-chan: Transformers! More than meets the eye!
Next he spread his legs,
Riikii: Okay, NOBODY is touching that one.
Ki-chan: Or her.
one for each wall,
Prettz-chan: Oh, goody, it's double p-- *is smacked*
apart and preceded to hop up the buildings. Looking down he
Riikii: I'm telling you, it's not crossdressing, it's just a
sex change.
Ki-chan: Well, Wing fangirls are notoriously yaoi-minded...Wouldn't
surprise me.
sees Heero looking back at him when he makes it to the top. Finally, Fox disappears
All: YAY!
Riikii: ...just out of sight.
Cale-chan: Any port in a storm.
on top one of the two building.
Ki-chan: You know, as Sues go, she wasn't eye-poppingly bad. I
think we're getting desensitized.
Riikii: Possible. But when there's a million pretten girls typing
a million Sues, nine hundred thousand of them are going to be
exactly the same. You can't expect me to find the remaining ones
ALL the time.
Prettz-chan: Can't win for losing.
Riikii: Now, I have a certain braided baka to murder.
Duo: *flee*
Riikii: *chase*
Prettz-chan: Somehow, it always seems to end like this. Who wants
milkshakes?
Others: Ooh! Yeah!