"Petal That Fall"
Written by Galford 340, MSTed by the people who respect canon
Sai: *munching popcorn* Oh, this is rich...
George de Sand: *looks in the room* What are you up to now? And
have you seen Seiya?
Sai: Nope. He put bleach in your shampoo again?
George de Sand: I will kill him. You watch.
Riikii: *comes in behind George, pushes him into the room* C'mon.
And you'd better sit down. It's not pretty.
George de Sand: ...
Sai: I'm gonna LOVE this.
Disclaimer: I wish I owned G Gundam
Duo: Better that you don't. Domon would so kick your ass for it.
sorry but I don't ::cries::
Peasants: Booyah.
Riikii: That's new...
Peasants: *put on sunglasses and make peace signs*
Duo: Okay, now it's getting weird...
Warning Shonen ai pairing Chibodee and George
George de Sand: WHAT?!
Riikii: I warned you it wasn't pretty.
George de Sand: I am a man! I do not lower myself to...to...carnal
pleasures with other men!
Ryo/Rowen: *glare*
Sai: *laughing his ass off*
well see I was thinking about George and Domon
George de Sand: Mon dieu! Why is this author attempting to
explore my love life?
Sai: You mean your sex habits?
George de Sand: Watch your mouth. There's a lady in the room.
Sai: You mean Riikii? She ain't no lady.
George de Sand: ...point.
Riikii: Hey!
but hey I said why not try something new
Duo: *as author* And for my next trick, I'm going to strip and
throw myself at the President screaming "THE CHICKENS! THE
CHICKENS WILL GET YOU!"
Riikii: ...
Sai: Yeah, you go do that.
Duo: Hey, why not try something new?
Riikii: "New" is not synonymous with "good",
"safe", or "remotely intelligent", that's why.
and here is where I ended up.
Duo: *as author* So that's the story of my life...hey, buddy, got a dime to spare?
Yah I haven't seen the whole series
Riikii: *smacks forehead*
Sai: So these things just don't occur to some writers.
Duo: Really. I mean, having to wait for your hormonal fics? What
would the world come to?
so shoot me
Riikii: *grabs a bazooka* Okay! :D
at least I attempted at righting.
Rowen: Attempted, but you ended up wronging.
Besides G Gundam could use more male/male stuff.
Riikii: Not if the series writers don't want it, hon.
George de Sand: ...
Sai: I'm scared now...I want Cecil.
Chibodee's POV Don't ask why
All: Why? :D
I just thought
Ryo: Whoa whoa whoa! You THINK?
I'd try and get into his head ::evil smirk::
Sai: Dammit, they'd better stay out of MY head...
Riikii: Evil? HA! This is hormonal, not evil. Evil is...
Duo: Riikii, put the whip down.
Riikii: You're no fun.
Sai: But that's evil and not hormonal?
Riikii: >_>
I've never felt like this towards anyone
Duo: *as Chibodee* Except every woman that's ever crossed my path.
or at least I hadn't felt like this in a long long time.
Sai: Hey, ten minutes IS a long time for some of us.
This is strange
All: You're telling us!
why do I feel this way toward him
Riikii: Because the author has you terribly out of character.
Next question?
Sai: How's George gonna turn out? *snicker*
Riikii: Laugh it up while you can, short stuff, you come into
this too.
Sai: *gulp*
of all people I mean no offence to him but he was always so stuck up and well to high up from anyone
George de Sand: ... -_- Crass Americans.
Duo: Hey, I happen to BE American!
George de Sand: *looks him over* You hardly better my opinion.
Duo: ...
or at least that's what I thought
Sai: Dude, Chibodee thinks! *falls over*
Riikii: Sai, are you okay?
Sai: The mind cannot comprehend...
but that changed for some reason. I laughed aloud, "I'm not even sounding like myself
Rowen: Yeah, we call it 'out of character'.
because of this."
"Because of what,"
Ryo: We need question marks, stat!
the voice was gentle almost hard to hear I turned to find Rain standing behind me gazing at me curiously.
Riikii: *as Rain* Chibodee, you seem a little out of character today...
"Well ya see." I scratched the back of my neck and jumped out of my chair,
Sai: *_* Wow, talent...
"I'm not sure how to put this and well. ah I mean," she laughed under her breath and walked over to me.
Duo: Slowly taking off her clothes... *is smacked*
"Not that it's any of my business
George de Sand: So then go away.
Riikii: George, where are your manners?
George de Sand: Same place my chastity is, apparently.
Riikii: o.O
but you have the symptoms." She placed a hand on my forehead and smiled.
Riikii: It's bubonic plague.
Duo: It's smallpox.
George de Sand: It's ebola.
Sai: It's hay fever.
*all look at him*
Duo: ...hay fever?
Sai: What?
"But I'm not sick," I said pulling away.
Riikii: Symptoms can take two to four weeks to appear.
Sai: If they appear at all. Most of the time it's just bang! and
whoops, you're dead.
"Yes you are you have the symptoms alright your
George de Sand: Dead.
Riikii: And decaying.
George de Sand: You disgust me.
Riikii: I try.
love sick."
"Wha.What makes you think that," I was uneasy for
second I felt like she read my mind
Riikii: Dude, Rain's a newtype!
Sai: *scoots away*
but she only continued to smile.
"It's all over your face
Ryo: Gah! Acne!
but you're not much of the shy type when it comes to women
Riikii: Kinda like Duo.
Duo: I'm sensing a rather unfair American stereotype here.
George: You live up to it rather well.
so I'd have to say it's one of the other fighters.
Sai/George: Ewwwwwww!
Duo: *mocks and laughs*
Riikii: I could always pull out a 1x2 fic next.
Duo: Shutting up now...
Now let's see it's not Sai,
Sai: There is a god.
Hades: You called?
Riikii: Away!
and I doubt its Argo.
Argo: ....
Sai: Oi, aniki, where'd you come from?
Argo: .... *deflates*
Sai: o.O
Riikii: Inflatable Gundam Fighters. What'll they think of next?
Sai: O.o
Hey wait a minute Domon's mine,"
Domon/Allenby writers: Not if we have anything to say about it!
Sporkgoddess: EVIL! *shoots writers*
Sai: Mad fangirl on the loose! Run for your lives!
Riikii: I resemble that remark... >_>
she said smiling jokily, "Ah I see well good luck with George." out of nowhere she placed a hand
Duo: She's got disappearing hands...Cool!
Sai: The things they can do with DG technology these days....
Rowen: Sure it's not just Washu?
on my shoulder and stood up, "Oh and just so you know he was looking for you as well."
George: She's lying!
OK is she a mind reader or not.
Riikii: I'm voting not. Cause yes would be kinda scary.
Duo: Yeah, you'd think a newtype could knock some sense into that
thick skull without the use of a fist...
Sai: *raises hand* I vote we need more question marks.
I stood still for a minute.
Duo: Dude, that's not normal.
George de Sand: Not all of us are hyperactive, Duo.
Riikii/Sai: WE ARE!
When did these feelings start,
Riikii: At the beginning of the fic. Next question?
I tried to think as far back as I could and when I did I realized just how old and ignored these feelings were.
Sai: Ewww, aniki's got a stalker.
George de Sand: Next time I see Chibodee, I think I should just
hit him on principle. -_-
Riikii: This fic is going to warp you so badly, George, isn't it?
But he loves the Princess
Duo: Oh, does he?
Sai: *elbows George* Oh ho, so these little secrets are coming
out finally, huh, aniki?
George de Sand: *very red, mumbles something*
Riikii: Isn't she like 13 or something?
Duo: Ewww...Lolicon.
Riikii: Now that's what I'm talking about. ^_^
George de Sand: *edges away from Riikii, disgusted*
Duo: I thought you had a shotakon.
Riikii: I can't have both? ^_^
Duo/Sai: *also edge away*
I kept telling myself
Sai: It's only a fic, it's only a fic...
trying once again to put those old feeling away where they once were.
Duo: In the bottom drawer of my dresser.
Sai: On a shelf in the garage.
George de Sand: In a cave in Iceland.
Riikii: That's a little extreme....
George de Sand: As long as it's far, far away from me.
Riikii: Ah. Gotcha.
But they continued to return I just couldn't get his damn smile out of my head
Riikii: Aw, how cute.
George de Sand: >_<
Sai: That reminds me, neechan, I meant to ask you. What's 1x2,
besides 2?
Riikii: Wing boys have very unique ways of describing their love
lives.
Duo: ...
Sai: *snerk*
and by now it was really getting annoying. "Why won't they just go away,"
Riikii: I ask that question every time I look at fanfiction.net...
Sai: They got rid of chat fics and NC-17s. That's ONE point in
their favor...
Riikii: Can't they outlaw stupidity?
I asked aloud,
"Because no matter how hard you try they will not go away,"
All: NOOOOOOO!
Rain said I just now noticed she didn't leave the room,
Duo: Wow. Perceptive.
George de Sand: All I have to say is I'd better be getting
something really good in retribution for this.
Riikii: Eggrolls, anyone?
Sai: SCORE!
"But if you want to get it off your chest
Riikii: *raises eyebrow* Well, well, well.
Sai: He's a crossdresser?
Duo: Guess we know who the uke in the fic is.
George de Sand: -_-
Duo: If it makes you feel better, I was rooting for you.
George: *WHAM*
try talking to him, I'm no love expert
Riikii: I'll say. How long did it take her to finally get hooked up with the guy?
but you shouldn't be afraid."
"Thank You Doctor."
Duo: And it was such a special thank you, it required capitalizing the beginning of every word!
I said sarcastically walking to the other exit that lid into the kitchen cause to admit I was starving
Sai: ...would be weak.
Duo: Okay, Wufei...
Riikii: Must be a Chinese thing.
Sai: HEY!
. When I entered I found Sai Saici leaning over the stove and looking at
Duo: Porn.
Sai: *high fives him*
Riikii: *pulls out a bazooka and blasts them both* Pigs!
George de Sand: Have some dignity, you two. Sheesh.
Riikii: Who reads porn over a stove, anyway?
a cook book the two monks
Sai: Hey! They've got names, you know.
Duo: Which are?
Sai: Old Geezer and Grandpa.
Riikii: Try
that always followed him around setting at the table.
They turned to me and said there good mornings
Riikii: This fic has so much bad grammar, even I'm running out
of funny.
Sai: Pot to kettle...
Riikii: No, mine's correct. Here, see how little funny I have
left. *holds out bag*
Sai: ...
and continued with what they were doing before I entered the room. I dove into the fridge and pulled out and apple and a liter bottle of soda.
Duo: Ha! More OOC!
Sai: How do you know?
Duo: What American eats an apple and soda for breakfast?
Riikii: No, I think it's right. It's like getting a Big Mac,
extra large fries, and a DIET coke.
Duo: Says the person who has an eggroll in one hand and said diet
coke in the other.
Riikii: Never said I wasn't American...
Alright! I rejoiced
Sai: ...why? Nothing happened?
Riikii: Maybe he's a part-time peasant.
Peasants: *flip off the fic*
Riikii: ...or not.
and walked out of the room feeling Sai Saici's gaze
Duo: Whoa, kinky!
Riikii: Apparently Sai wants a piece of the action.
Sai: Ewwwwww! Save me, aniki!
George de Sand: I don't think so. Weren't you enjoying this fic
earlier?
Sai: I'm SORRY!
but when I turned back around he already had his nose in the book. I shrugged it off and continued to exit the house. Use Gundam fighters
Riikii: Gentlemen, we have officially set the tone of this fic.
George de Sand: >_<
Sai: ;_;
had agreed to spend a vacation in Hawaii
Duo: What happened to the whole Gundam Fight thing? And aren't
you guys still like competeing against each other or something?
Sai/George de Sand: We were wondering that, too.
and God know that I could use a tan besides.
Riikii: I dunno...Chibodee with a tan seems kinda icky. I don't think it'd go well with his hair.
To admit I was kind of looking forwards to the whole tropical environment. Actually more like looking forwards to having Mister Neo France in a tropical environment.
Riikii: Like I said...we have set the tone.
Guys: Ewwwwwww!
Sai: Dude, I'm never gonna be able to look at Chibodee the same
way again...
Hawaii was like they say paradise
Sai: Odd, thought they said a lot of the Earth had been
destroyed by pollution and war.
Riikii: Shh! Think of the tourist industries, man!
I was walking down the street from the house we were staying and looked threw all the windows of the shops.
Duo: Now, now, Chibodee, vandalism is bad. No breaking windows.
I was too deep in thought to watch where I was going
Riikii: Smart one, there.
Sai: Yeah, well, that's aniki for ya.
and the next thing I new I had collided with George who also must have been deep in thought.
Riikii: About what, Georgie-poo?
George de Sand: Revenge on you for making me see this.
Riikii: I will NOT be intimidated.
"There you are I was looking for you," We both jumped
Duo: ...on each other.
George de Sand: *WHAM* Aren't you straight?
Duo: *ouch* Yes, but I can appreciate a good joke.
George de Sand: *WHAMs again* I don't.
up at the same time. I reached for my now bruised apple
and spilt bottle of Dr. Pepper.
"Ahh man a perfectly good bottle wasted,"
Duo: Gee, it's not the end of the world.
Sai: You'd think he could've stayed at least for some of my good
cooking. Ingrate!
I sulked dusting the dirt off the bottle and turned back
to George, "So you were looking for me?"
He looked alittle uneasy he began to mess with the sleeves of the
shirt he was wearing. To admit it this is the first time I've
actually seen him wear casual clothes. Just your average t shirt
and denim shorts. It just wasn't something I'd ever thought I'd
see him in.
Riikii: Dude! You wear T-shirts?
Sai: And DENIM? Shorts??
George de Sand: Never! I swear!
Riikii: I don't believe you. CLOSET RAID!
Sai: Aniki, you are SO busted.
Duo: *pats George on the shoulder* Don't worry, it'll pass.
Riikii: CLOSET RA--ooh, something shiny! ^_^
Duo: See?
But that wasn't really the problem it was more of the fact that I was more curious on what he looked like under the clothes that made me all the more edgy.
George de Sand: O_O
Sai/Duo: EWWW!
Riikii: I vote we find out.
Guys: Let's NOT!
"Yes I was wondering if you'd like to walk with me."
Sai: And talk with me... *continues singing*
Riikii: Sure that's ALL he wants to do?
Duo: Sure, if it's a first date.
George de Sand: Can I leave now?
Duo: But you'll miss the best part.
Riikii: Duo, there is no best part. Otherwise we wouldn't be
MSTing it.
Duo: Not for George, maybe...
"Well you know I really have a busy schedule but hey it can wait," I said sarcastically but for some reason he almost looked like he took it seriously now I know he's not that thick headed.
Duo: So he doesn't have a sense of humor.
Sai: Yeah. I don't think it'll work out if he doesn't lighten up.
George de Sand: It's not going to work out. Period.
Sai: C'mon, aniki, give him a chance.
I tried the throw the apple into the trash can from four feet away but it bounced of the rim of the garbage can
Riikii: That's just sad. Even I can do that.
Duo: Prove it.
Riikii: *throws random object, misses*
Duo: Ha!
Riikii: *points to the random object, which turns out to be a cow*
You can do better?
Duo: I'll pass.
I picked it up and threw my now empty Dr. Pepper in with
it, "See now my schedule is clear so where do you want to
go?"
"Well it's getting pretty late
Riikii: Uh? Wasn't it just morning a few paragraphs before?
Duo: It's fic time, Riikii. Don't think too hard about it.
and I was kind of hoping to see the sunset."
Now when girls say things like that that's normally a hint-hint
but when a guys says it what does that mean?
Duo: He's gay?
George de Sand: *plows Duo into the carpet*
Riikii: Now George, let him live. He has a wife and kid...
George de Sand: Which frightens me.
Sai: And he's younger than you too, George. This may be your last
chance to get hooked up.
George: Sai, you have no attachment. I won't hesitate in killing
you.
Sai: Think you can take me?
Riikii: Boys! Save it til after the MST.
I nodded in an agreement and we walked towards the pier. Even at sun down it was still really hot so I took off my jacket
Duo: And everything else.
Sai: Aniki, sounds like you want a piece of him too.
Duo: Nah. Just providing the ecchi, someone's gotta do it.
and swung it over my shoulder. A sea breeze blew by causing his long red hair to sway along with it
Riikii: Where's the sakura??
Sai: Neechan, this is Hawaii...
Riikii: Pretty bishie... *huggles George*
George de Sand: Get off me!
he smiled pleasantly the pink glow of the sunset lighting his face.
Sai: Just like blush.
Riikii: Let's put makeup on George!
George de Sand: I don't think so.
Sai: Don't worry. She wears less makeup than you do.
George de Sand: *debates being relieved, or hurting Sai for that*
I couldn't help but continue to stare at him and when he started noticing I also couldn't help but want to kick myself in the head.
Duo: Yeah, well, you're stupid like that.
Sai: It's fic-induced stupidity.
"Monsieur are you alright," he asked running his hands threw his hair nervously.
Sai: So now we're all formal again?
George de Sand: THAT is not a monsieur.
"Yah sorry about that ummm so how about we head back,"
Riikii: Don't you just love how this fic is barely scraping by
the punctuation quota?
Guys: No.
Riikii: Neither do I.
I said pointing my thumb over my shoulders he only nodded in agreement and followed as I lead the way. He pulled the back of my shirt gently causing me to
Riikii: Take it off.
George de Sand: -_-
Riikii: Just filling in for Duo.
stop. I looked back and noticed that he was looking into an ally.
Sai: McBeal.
Riikii: You can't look INTO that. It's two-dimensional.
He walked into the darkness
Duo: And the darkness doth embrace him...
Sai: Why, did aniki crawl in there?
George de Sand: *prepares to hurt someone*
Duo: Hurt him. I kept it clean.
and I was about to go after him but before I moved he returned with a puppy in his arms.
Riikii: No kitty?? EVIL! ;_;
Sai: *patpat*
Riikii: Kitty....
"You're not going to keep that are you?" I asked
Duo: *as George* No, I'm going to eat it.
George de Sand: Duo...
Duo: Certainly not worse than the other stuff you French guys eat.
Sai: I think he's got you there, aniki.
George de Sand: -_-
as he continued home ignoring my question. OK Now this felt like old times.
Duo: Old times being...
Sai: The first five episodes?
"Of course It's just a puppy."
Riikii: This is why we say have your pets spayed or neutered...Just
think, if the owner had spayed their bitch, we coulda had some
hot guy on guy action in an alley.
Guys: .....
Riikii: What is it with guys and yaoi? Girls can talk about yuri
all day, but mention 'boy love' to a guy and it's like you're
suddenly calling his sexual orientation into question.
George de Sand: Riikii? You HAVE been calling my sexual
orientation into question. This entire fic.
Riikii: *points to author* They started it.
"But we rented that house what happens if it ruins
the house."
"It happens to be a he
Sai: That WOULD be the first thing you noticed. *edges away
from George*
Riikii: Didn't we learn this lesson in our last G Gundam fic?
Thou shalt NOT have sex with animals!
George de Sand: That's it, I'm leaving.
Riikii: Nice try. Door's locked.
and if 'he' does I'll pay for the damage." Great just when I think I'll actually tell him about these feelings I've been having he goes and finds a puppy in an ally.
Riikii: *snaps fingers, disappointed* No hot guy on guy action.
George de Sand: Next chance I get, I'm telling the real G Gundam
fans about your little escapades here.
Riikii: Oh shit. Sporky's gonna kill me...
Of course there was no arguing with him and beside he had a point it was only a puppy. I think it was a Labrador and hey he was cute.
Riikii: Watch yourselves, Labs tend to be really spastic. I
should know. -_-
Sai: *merrily* Good thing you didn't like those shoes, Riikii.
Riikii: Or that house...
When we got home Sai Saici jumped with joy at the sight of the ball of fur and as soon as he could get his hands on it he took it into the kitchen.
Duo: *opens mouth*
Riikii: No. We're skipping that entire sentence. There's just too
much room for bestiality.
George de Sand: So he gets off and I'm stuck with the barbs?
Riikii: It's all about you, hon.
"George what are you thinking?"
"Don't even try Domon
Duo: *as Chibodee* He's mine.
Sai: Now you want a piece of him too? What's so hot about George?
Duo: Read between the asterisks, genius.
George de Sand: *strangle*
Sai/Duo: *choke*
I already did," I sighed making Domon sit back down. When Rain came down the stairs to see why Sai Saici was making so much noise she also seem excited, "Face it Domon we're out numbered three," Argo raised up his hand "I too think it's a good Idea to have a puppy around."
Sai: Argo talks?
Riikii: Yes, Sai, dear. That's why they had to hire an English VA
for him, you know.
Sai: Wow, think of what I've been missing!
"Make that four to two." I corrected as Sai Saici entered the room placing the puppy and a bowl of leftovers
Riikii: Leftovers, Sai? Show some class.
Duo: Like they have puppy chow stocked?
Riikii: Point...
Sai: Hey, these are my leftovers. They're high quality. Besides,
there wouldn't BE leftovers if someone hadn't skipped breakfast...
*glares at fic Chibodee*
on the floor.
"Sai Saici not in here feed him in the kitchen!" Domon
growled causing the Ace of Club
Riikii: Club? Singular?
Sai: We're a fledgling organization. I don't have enough
supporters to be called Ace of Clubs.
Duo: You know, I love those sandwiches...
to take the puppy and food out of the room.
"Well Domon I'll leave you to do the arguing I already tried
when George first picked
Duo: *as Chibodee* Me up.
George de Sand: ...
Riikii: *completely missing the joke* But Chibodee's kinda well
built, isn't he? He must weigh a lot, and George is so thin...
that thing up."
"It's a he!" Rain and George said in unison.
"Really how can you tell?"
Riikii: *pats Sai on the head* We'll tell you when you're
older.
Duo: It's the same way you tell with a human. Check the piping.
Sai: I say we should verify this is really a shounen ai. Duo, you
grab him, I'll start with the belt.
George de Sand: *lays down a beating on Sai*
Riikii: Dude, I don't even wanna go there...
Sai Saici mutter inspecting the puppy I felt liking busting a gut
Duo: That sickness from the beginning of the fic finally got
him.
Riikii: Or the fic George finally gave him what for.
but I held it in until I reached the top of the stairs and was at my door. (O.O Don't ask I just had to type that)
*Riikii, Duo and George, who has come back from beating Sai,
exchange confused glances*
Riikii: Well, there goes the fourth wall.
Duo: Score one for pointless author notes.
Sai: *from floor* Has anyone seen my spleen?
I was just about to enter my room when George appeared the puppy squirming in his grasp.
Riikii: George! Don't you know how to hold a puppy? That poor
thing!
George de Sand: I admit I am unprofessed at handling dogs. *cat
clinging to the ceiling falls into his lap and he strokes it* I
am pretty good with cats, however.
Duo: *looks up, sees five or six more* Gee, I wonder why.
"You never got to hold it," he said holding out
to me.
I took him into my arms
Riikii: Aww, how sweet.
Sai: They're talking about the dog.
Riikii: Boo!
feeling him relax as I held him more close to my chest.
Riikii: You sure? This would make a really sweet romance scene.
George de Sand: I'm sure. -_-
"I haven't decided on a name." he told me
rubbing his finger tips on the puppy's forehead.
"Jack."
Riikii: Wow. Original.
Duo: I would've gone for Duo, myself. It's a nice name.
Riikii: I bet you're so disappointed that your first kid is a
girl.
Duo: She's hardly the last.
Riikii: >_< I didn't want to know that.
"Jack?" he looked at me curiously still scratching the puppy's head. "Why not I mean you are the Jack of Diamonds?"
Sai: Well, if that wasn't a blatant attempt at sucking up...
I rubbed my hands along Jack's back and moved my hand until it reached the head only to have placed my hands on George's. He retrieved his hand and looked up at me his violet eyes.
Duo: Geez, this is awkward. Show some backbone, George. Neck
'em.
George de Sand: -_-
Riikii: Next fic, we need to get George drunk. He's much too
uptight.
George de Sand: I don't drink.
Sai: Not anymore, aniki, but you did, and we have the blackmail
to prove it.
George de Sand: Is the fic over yet?
"Well then I'd better takes Jack and get back to the other
Riikii: 'Other'?
Sai: You can't cheat yet, George, this is only the first chapter.
good night Chibodee," he stutter
Sai: Speech impediment?
Riikii: Go easy on him. He's a Frenchman who mysteriously also
speaks Japanese, so he's allowed to be a little shaky with
English.
and tried to take the dog out of my grasp. I held the dog with one arm and grabbed him with the other.
Riikii: Grabbed him where?
Duo: AHHH! That was too foul even for MY mind!
Riikii: Curious minds want to know!
Duo: Well, the rest of us DON'T!
Sai/George de Sand: INDEED!
"Night." I said before pulling him down into a soft kiss.
George de Sand: I've been SOILED!
Riikii: *patpat* It's okay, George. It's just a fic.
Suddenly the dog jumped out of my arms causing me to fall back and take George with me the next thing I knew he was laying on top of me
Duo: Typical awkward scene.
Riikii: But usually with a guy and a girl.
Duo: But the guy's hand usually ends up on the girl's breast.
Sai: We still haven't verified whether this is slash or not.
George de Sand: *grabs Sai by the collar* Apparently I'm not done
with you.
Sai: Ahhh! I'm too young to die! T_T
while Sai Saici grabbed the running puppy. He smiled slyly.
"If you guys want to be alone I'll take him with me,"
Sai Saici said cuddling Jack.
Riikii: Dude, he caught on quick.
Duo: Ten bucks says he wants to leave them alone so he can have
the dog.
Riikii: Now who's got the sick mind? That's just foul on too many
levels to comprehend.
Duo: Don't disillusion yourself, now. We all knew this fic was
going to be down and dirty without our help.
"That's alright Sai Saici I'll take him," the red head said getting off my chest only to place his elbow on my sensitive spot.
Guys: *wince*
Riikii: Guys, just think about the anatomy of the issue. That's
gotta take some doing.
"Ouch!" I shouted. "Chibodee I'm sorry I." I cut him off and said, "Just move your elbow!" I pleaded clenching my teeth in pain.
Riikii: Baby.
Sai: Aniki, we feel your pain.
Riikii: I'll never understand men. Or anatomy for that matter...why
do guys have something that sensitive on the OUTSI-- *is gagged
by Duo and Sai*
He blushed a red near to the color of his hair and got off me. He turned back to Sai Saici who was trying to take the puppy only to have George run after him but before he turned the corner he apologized once again and ran after the Chinese boy.
Duo: Cheating lover...
Sai: *edges away from George* You try anything, I'm pleading
statutory rape.
George de Sand: I prefer murder. Come here.
Sai: It was a nice life... *is beaten, again*
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Duo: *tries to ignore carnage in the background* Waves?
Riikii: x_X I'm seasick.
Galford340: Well first chapter I hope you like
Riikii: Oh, we liked...
Duo: Wha?
Riikii: Liked making fun of it...
flames and comments are accepted! I take being put down fairly well ::pull out machine gun::
Riikii: *snaps fingers, Tia Gundam appears* Bring it on,
beeyotch.
Sai: Okay, Domon...
Duo: Whose idea was it to let her have a mobile suit, anyway?
Riikii: I have connections. :P
Sai Saici: Hey don't scare the reviewers!
Duo: That assumes there are any...
Riikii: And that assumes there are readers...
Sai: Huh? Why am I in this again?
::cuddles Jack:: George: Tell him to give me back my puppy.
Duo: Tell the author to try separating dialogue.
Sai: Tell him to try doing his research. Or at least watching the
whole series.
Riikii: Her, dear.
Sai: HER?
Riikii: Who ELSE would write yaoi but horny fangirls?
Galford340: George sense when are you so possessive over a puppy.
George de Sand: Since you put me so horribly out of character.
Oh and review give me some plot ideas k
Riikii: K? Why not C or V or Y?
Sai: Here's a plot idea: Try something completely different.
I could use them and this is going to get lemony so I need some idea's for that also like who should be on top.
Riikii: Didn't we vote Chibodee the uke already?
Sai: We can always reconsider...
George de Sand: I vote for abstaining.
Chibodee: I'm going to be on top.
George: Why am I always on the bottom.
George de Sand: Why am I submitted to this, period?
Galford340: I don't know.
Duo: Neither do we.
Riikii: Apparently yaoi is the 'in thing'. Just like apparently
being lesbian so you can hit on your female friends, and
'studying witchcraft' so you can claim to tell fortunes. I feel
so personally insulted by this poser...
Guys: .....
Sai: Neechan, that's not funny.
Riikii: I wasn't GOING to read her journal she so blatantly
linked in her profile...Someone else made me.
Well reviewers hope you answer both his questions and mine laterz!
Riikii: *checks site* Sadly they did. A cheer though to the
pillars of the intelligent G Gundam fandom...they all left nice,
polite reviews pointing out what a piece of garbage this work is.
Sai: Where is there work here?
Duo: There's hormones...
George de Sand: Someone needs her tubes tied.
Riikii: *raises eyebrow* Indeed. I also note that this is the
only chapter...note our disappointment.
Sai: Tear. Cry.
Duo: Give me five minutes with a flamethrower, there won't be any
chapter. May I?
Riikii: George gets first dibs.
George de Sand: ^_^
Riikii: I do believe that's the first time you've smiled all MST.
George de Sand: Can I go now?
Riikii: *opens door* Go pillage to your heart's content.
George de Sand: Yay! *runs out*
Sai: Whoohoo! Well-deserved destruction! And maybe there'll be
some hot babes on the sides.
Duo: I think we could all use a little straight after that gender-bender.
Riikii: Party at my place! I call dibs on the top seats...you can
see the explosions best from there.
Duo/Sai: Awww...