*~Sakura Matori~*
By: Juraian Princess
MSTed by "As if you didn't know already."
Ryo-chan: *reading over the fic* I don't get it.
Riikii: Don't you people watch Adult Swim?
All: ...
Riikii: Oh, this is gonna be fun....
Ok before I start
Luna-chan: *raises hand* I have to use the restroom.
Riikii: Shoulda thought of that before we came in here.
I have to tell you
Prettz-chan: I...I love you. I can't live without you.
Everywhere I look, I see nothing but your face. I desire the
touch of your--
Riikii: *smacks him with a mallet* Oh boy, I had a feeling that
was getting ecchi.
Sakahoto: ... *red*
that I don’t own
tiakall: A brain.
Sakahoto: Any understanding of English.
Megami Kouhosei or it’s characters.
tiakall/Sakahoto: We were close.
I just love
Fred: Gene! *_* And James, too.
Sakahoto: Where did he come from?
Ryo-chan: Got me.
the characters
Prettz-chan: Whoohoo, kinky.
Riikii: ...
so much I wanted to write a fic for this wonderful anime and manga.
tiakall: BAH. Someone has no taste in anime.
Riikii: Hey, it wasn't that bad.
tiakall: But that implies that it's better than Ronin Warriors.
Riikii: ...You're from Sailor Moon!
tiakall: And?
Fred: Outlaw Star is the best anime, because it has Gene and
James. And me ^_^ And my money. ^___^
I redid this story
tiakall: Can we tell?
Riikii: Probably not.
Sakahoto: *shudders* I don't even want to think about the
original, then...
especially for Suppi Cat and Luna Crescent. I’ve kept the story line
Ryo-chan: So the original plot comes in...where?
Riikii: That implies that there is any originality whatsoever.
Ryo-chan: >_<
‘cause I liked it
tiakall: That's nice. Not.
Prettz-chan: Just to let you guys know, the whole point of
fanfiction is having something that hasn't been done before, like
plot that's different...Yeah, that helps.
and to clarify for those who can’t imagine what the story line is; it’s a Mary Sue
All: *scream in horror*
tiakall: *perks up* Does this mean I get to kill someone?
and A/U.
tiakall: Android Urbanites!
Riikii: Keep trying.
tiakall: Anthromorpic Urchins?
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Prettz-chan: Dat's one dumb spacer.
tiakall: Tell me we're not going to MST the spacers again.
Riikii: Probably.
tiakall: -_-;
A petite
tiakall: WHOOHOO!
Riikii: Let's hear it for short!
Others: ...
carrier vessel is slowly passing thought the dark empty space,
Riikii: As opposed to the light crowded space?
tiakall: You have those?
Riikii: Works for me.
tiakall: *slays the light crowded space* I want my dark, dammit.
heading towards the GOA spacecraft.
“We are getting a new candidate today
Sakahoto: I thought they came in fives or so.
Riikii: I see someone's been doing her research.
and I want to test him.” Said instructor Azuma.
tiakall: Please, don't let it be a Calculus test...
“Is that normal for a candidate to come after the semester has already begun?”
tiakall: Is anything Miss Mary Sue does normal?
Riikii: Don't be stupid. They have to make their appearance in a
special and overblown way.
asked the brown haired youth Zero.
Luna-chan: He's cute.
Riikii: Shotakon.... *_*
Ryo-chan: There she goes again.
tiakall: >_< I can't believe she thought me up.
Riikii: Neither can I.
“No it is very peculiar that a candidate come now but this one came from special orders.
tiakall: Which would be?
Riikii: *as author* Work with me here, I can't think of anything
that would actually be good.
Ryo-chan: With an 'All your Base' reference thrown in as well.
It seems that the emperor
tiakall: It's Palpatine!
Riikii: oO; Scary...
has chosen this candidate.
tiakall: Which means this must be Darth!
Riikii: *thinks of Vader from the end of Return of the Jedi* oO;
More scary...
I want to test this candidate.
Luna-chan: Said that already.
tiakall: He's getting slow in his old age.
When he comes out of the carrier I want all of you to attack using your EX” Spoke Azuma.
Sakahoto: I thought they weren't supposed to brawl on the ship. oO
“Why do you want us to do that for, instructor?” questioned Clay.
Riikii: Wouldn't we all like to know?
“I want to test the reflexes of the candidate
Luna-chan: *making an urgent call to Nico and the DORD*
and see how developed
Prettz-chan: Good thing Talpa-chan's not here.
Riikii: You're almost as bad.
Prettz-chan: *sulk* Oh, thanks.
his EX is.” said Azuma.
The 5 soon to be goddess pilots
tiakall: So that's a guarantee now?
hid to have an advantage over the new arrival.
Riikii: They'll need it. This is a Mary Sue they're going
against.
Ryo-chan: *offers the boys anti-ego armor*
As the cargo ship slowly descended, the creaky metal door opened. A semi tall person
tiakall/Riikii: EVIL! >_<
calmly walked out; wearing a hooded coat that covered the person’s face.
Riikii: Are those things in style lately? oO
Luna-chan/Sakahoto: HELL NO. >.<
The person walked 5 feet in font of Azuma and stopped.
“What is he doing?
Prettz-chan: *reads* Walking five feet, then stopping, what's it look like?
It’s almost as if he is waiting for something”
Luna-chan: Your name, maybe?
murmured Azuma to himself.
The boys suddenly lunged at the person.
tiakall: WOOT! Brawl time!
The person easily dodged the attacks the boys threw and finally hit them, causing them all to fall down.
Riikii: One more time! Let's make ourselves look better than
the whole damn cast!
tiakall: So much for loving the characters. She's kicking their
asses.
Hiead suddenly got up and ripped off the person’s coat.
Sakahoto: Jerk. I don't like him.
Riikii: Does anyone? I mean, he fills the required male PMS for
the whole cast.
To reveal that it was a girl.
Girls: Well, that explains why they're getting their asses
handed to them.
Guys: >.<;;
Hiead lunged at the girl again; she easily dodged every attack. He left an open space near his stomach and she took advantage of it. She kicked him there and Hiead lost his footing. He suddenly fell on his bottom.
Riikii: ^__^ I enjoyed that.
“Excuse me miss, but are you lost?
Luna-chan: *offers a GPS*
tiakall: I don't think those work in space.
Luna-chan: D'oh.
Riikii: She's no more lost than the rest of us, I suppose...
There was supposed to be a new candidate on that cargo ship.” yelled Clay.
“No,
Ryo-chan: *as girl* Wrong ship, we're the travelling fast food ship. May I take your order?
I am the candidate you are waiting for. Number 133;
Fred: O_o; That's a random number.
here by request of the emperor (I‘m sorry I don‘t know what form of government they have at this time, so I put emperor. It will also help in the future chapters to come).”
Sakahoto: Dude, someone's not doing their research.
Riikii: Not that I know either, but then again, I'm not writing a
fanfic.
tiakall: 'Request of the emperor'? I suppose you think you're
something special now, Miss Big Britches?
Spoke the girl.
“I hope I didn’t hurt you guys too badly”
Fred: Makes me kind of glad I'm not on that show.
Riikii: Plus there's no Gene.
Fred: Yes... T_T
“Who..Who are you?” Zero stuttered.
tiakall: Mary Sue.
Riikii: A squirrel.
Prettz-chan: A square.
tiakall: Al Gore crossdressing.
Riikii: >.<;; Scary mental images!
“My name is
Ryo-chan: Bond...James Bond.
Sakura. Sakura Matori.
Ryo-chan: I liked mine better.
It’s nice to meet you Zero.
Prettz-chan: He didn't tell her his name... O.O She's psychic!
Are you my new classmates?” questioned Sakura.
tiakall: No, we're your new classmates.
Riikii: *gives tiakall a look*
tiakall: Someone had to do it.
Sakahoto: *looking at information* But I thought they always came
in groups of five?
“Um yeah I think” said Zero. “By the way my name’s Zero,
Prettz-chan: He knows that already.
Luna-chan: I KNOW EVERYTHING, PUNY MORTALS! BWAHAHAHAHAH!
this is Clay,
Riikii: Quite interesting.
the tall one over there is Roose, he’s Yamagi, and he’s Hiead.”
Riikii: BOO!
Ryo-chan: Down, girl.
bellowed Zero.
Fred: What's with all the yelling?
“Nice to meet you all. I suppose you are instructor Azuma.” Said Sakura as she respectfully bowed to the boys and Azuma.(I like it this way so back off)
Prettz-chan: She likes it my way...my way...
tiakall: Whoo, she's coppin' an attitude now! Lemme kill her!
Please??
Riikii: No, though it's tempting.
tiakall: Pleaseeeee? Please please please please??
Riikii: >.< No!
“Let me see your
Prettz-chan: WHOA! What is this rated again?
Riikii: >.< Prettz-chan no hentai!
id number.” Spoke Azuma blankly.
Sakura held out her wrist. He scanned it and the computerized scanner said “Candidate number 133. Name Sakura Matori. Sex
Riikii: No thank you.
Female. Height 5’9.
tiakall/Riikii: BOO!
Weight 130 lbs(she‘s not anorexic or bulimic. I fixed her weight for the reviewers. Hope you like it).
Riikii: More BOO!
tiakall: She's not? Coulda fooled me...
Hair color Light Blue. Eye color Blue. Blood type EO. Age 14. Scan complete. Welcome Miss Sakura Matori. Your Id number has been confirmed and registered into the computer.”
“Now that you have been positively id.
Riikii: Revenge of the ids! They're coming to haunt us!
Prettz-chan: Now all we need are a few boofs....
Go to room 134 and change into the appropriate uniform, then meet me here in 10 minutes. You better not be late!” Bellowed the instructor as he threw her a uniform at Sakura.
Ryo-chan: oO; Not only is that redundant, it's messed up as
well!
Luna-chan: All your base are belong to us!
She left to find her room. When she found it she entered it.
Riikii: Damn, we really needed Nico along for this part...
The soon to be goddess pilot technicians.
Fred: >.o Okay...what about them?
Ryo-chan: *gets out his stamp with a merry grin*
tiakall: Why is a pilot rooming with the technicians?
As she entered it a girl with bright red hair jumped in front of her.
Prettz-chan: BOOGA BOOGA!
Sakahoto: I thought it was pink...
“Hello Sakura
Luna-chan: Another psychic chick! She didn't tell her name!
and welcome to
tiakall: Hell, enjoy your stay.
the room. My name is Kizna. This is Wrecka, Tsukasa, Ikhny, and Saki. You’re the new Candidate for goddess right?”
Luna-chan: Yet more psychics! How did they know that?
Sakahoto: All six in one room? oO Must be crowded...
Riikii: Yeah, especially considering they only put them three to
a room for the guys.
Sakahoto: >_< Gender discrimination!
“Yes and I must hurry and change.
Prettz-chan: Admire my sexy body as I strip in front of you
all!
Riikii: Prettz-chan... >_<
Prettz-chan: But that's what she's doing!
Instructor Azuma gave me 10 minutes and I have only 5 minutes now.”
Sakura threw her clothes,
Fred: Now what did those clothes ever do to you?!
on an empty bed that said number 133 on it
Sakahoto: So tell me again...why is there a pilot's bed with
the right number on it in a technician's dorm?
Riikii: Let us know if you figure it out.
Sakahoto: I'm going to be here for a while... >_<
and hurriedly put on her black and white uniform.
“I’m sorry we can’t talk now.”
Peasants: WHOOHOO!
Riikii: oO;
She said as she ran off towards the docking bay.
“Don’t worry,
Ryo-chan: Be happy!
we’ll talk at lunch!”
tiakall: DAMN!
Prettz-chan: We can always pray for a messy accident involving
large machines...
tiakall: Or a short girl with a big sword.
yelled Kizna
Fred: More yelling...My ears hurt. >.<
as she waved after Sakura.
All: Buh bye.
tiakall: Bon voyage! And don't come back!
Ryo-chan: You know, after that, I'm not sure if I want to see
the series... x_X
Riikii: Thou shalt not judge a series by its Mary Sues. Look at
the Ronin fandom...
Ryo-chan: Let's not. x_X;;