Gundam high
Written by Gryps II, MSTed by some random assortment of posse
tiakall: *locks the door* Let's see, who did I manage to get
in here this time?
Duo: *whimper* Am I really required to come?
tiakall: *looks over her glasses at him* You're the only Gundam
character I have, let alone Wing.
Nico: That doesn't explain why I'M here. No one's ever heard of
Azure Dreams.
tiakall: You're married to the guy. It's part of your job.
Duo: *grin* I'm worth it, aren't I?
Nico: Umm...
Duo: >_< That's not what I wanted to hear.
Ki-chan: *snickers as she looks under the couch* Hey, look what
we have here!
Duo: >_< Yuk it up while you can, sis.
Ki-chan: *drags Sage out from under the couch* What are you doing
in there?
Sage: >_< Go away. I'm sulking.
Ki-chan: That's nice. Care to help us MST?
Sage: No.
Ki-chan: Good. *ties him to the couch*
Sage: >_<
Chapter 1: Middle school Gundam's
Nico: *innocent* Gundam's what?
tiakall: I don't think I want to know... >_<
:Ring: :Ring: (As the bell rings for the first period class)
Teacher: Hello class!
Duo: Goodbye! *runs for the door*
tiakall: Ha. Duo cracked first. You owe me ten bucks.
Nico: *grumble*
All: Hello...! (As one of the Gundam raises his hand)
Johnny John: Teacher!! Teacher!!
All: *look at each other*
Nico: Um...who names their gundam 'Johnny John'?
Duo: I do not know.
Teacher: Yes little boy.....!
tiakall: I thought they were Gundams.
Duo: I'm confused... @_@
tiakall: Not a hard thing to do.
Duo: *sulk*
Johnny John: Teacher!! I have to go to the bathroom.... I cant hold it anymore.......
Ki-chan: Didn't I tell you to go before we left?
Teacher: Hurry take the lav pass and go...QUICKLY!!!!
tiakall: ...it's not like he said he had to hurl or anything.
Teacher: So anyway class....How was everyone’s weekend?
Sage: Terrible. I made a list of people who hate me.
Ki-chan: Sage, we don't hate you.
Sage: Stop mocking me!
Ki-chan: ...
All: Good!!
Teacher: Ok your lesson today is about how to fight....!
Duo: Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
Alex: Do you mean how to fight the cold, because I have a bad bad cold. (cough)(cough)
Duo: How does a Gundam get a cold?
tiakall: The same way he talks and goes to the bathroom?
Duo: >_< I didn't want to know that.
tiakall: You asked!
Teacher: please cover your mouth!
Nico: See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil!
Alex: Sorry!
Sage: No you're not. You enjoy seeing me in misery. Admit it.
tiakall: ...
(As the classroom door opens and someone walks though)
tiakall: Sentence fragment! Sentence fragment!
Ki-chan: Very good, tiakall. Next, we'll work on 'noun'.
tiakall: *sulk* Oh, shut up.
Johnny John: Sorry I took so long it didn’t want to come out....
All: ...
tiakall: Everyone who wanted to know that, please do us a favor
and gag yourself for the remainder of this MST.
(As he waddles backs to his seat with toilet paper hanging from his shoes)
Duo: So now he's a duck?
tiakall: Duck!
Duo: Very funny, tia-- *is whacked upside the head with a yogurt
cup* x_X
Posse: ...
tiakall: Hey, I warned him.
Teacher: Um......Johnny John do you know you have toilet paper hanging from your shoe?
Ki-chan: *as Johnny John* Of course, it's my latest fashion
statement! Isn't it cute? *twirls around*
Nico: *whispers to Duo* She's in an astonishingly good mood...
Duo: It won't last. The stress will get to her sooner or later.
(As Johnny John looks down at his shoes and see the long strip of toilet paper hang from his shoe)
tiakall: Gundams wear shoes?
Duo: *shrug* Who knew?
Johnny John: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I feel so embarrassed…..(As everyone laughs at Johnny John)
Sage: Ah, the cruel mockery of peers! Watch, everyone, as society rears its ugly head!
Teacher: Class! Stop! Class! (As the teachers screams turns to laughs, so that he lips touches her ears.)
All: O_O ....
tiakall: Please tell me I'm not the only one that just
found that sentence utterly wrong.
Duo: I think it's a mutual consensus.
:Ring: :Ring:
Teacher: Well class that was the bell to go home......Have a have
day!
tiakall: O_O Damn, short school day... *jealous*
Ki-chan: How does one have a 'have' day?
All: Goodbye Teacher....See you tomorrow....
Nico: Too bad we won't see you tomorrow. We'll be done with
this before then.
Chapter 2:Gundams High school Spanish class
Duo: There's MORE?
:Ring: :Ring: (As the bell rings for first period)
Teacher: Hola class!
tiakall: Ah, bienvenidos a la clase! Mi hermano es un libro!
All: Um.....What does that mean?
Ki-chan: Any idea what she just said?
Duo: Something about her brother being a book.
Ki-chan: ...the hell? *looks at tiakall*
tiakall: ^_^v
(as one of the Gundam whispers to another Gundam)
Gundam1: I think she has to use the bathroom.....
Gundam2: I agree completely.
Duo: Yet more bathroom humor, literally.
tiakall: Why do these guys not have names?
(As then you hear laughing between the two Gundams)
Teacher: Quite class !
All: Yes Mrs. Trunchbull!!!
Nico: o_O Someone's read Matilda one too many times.
Teacher: Thank you class......
tiakall: Don't you mean gracias?
Duo: Arigato gozaimasu!
Johnny John: Teacher! Teacher! I have to use the bathroom....
(Not again!)
Ki-chan: Waitaminute, wasn't he in middle school last period?
Sage: Now you see why the American education system is in such a
sad state.
Duo: *on the floor, twitching* No...more...bathroom humor... *twitch*
Teacher: Si, Come and get it and move.....Quickly..
Gundam1:Why does she keep talking like that?
Gundam2: (as he looks at Gundam1 stumped.....)
Ki-chan: *as second gundam* I dunno, what class are we in?
(As the door opens Johnny John walks in and says)
Johnny John: Ok, I fell a lot better thank you....
All: ...
:Ring: :Ring:
Teacher: Well that’s the end of class see you tomorrow....Adios..
All: Bye
Duo: Sayonara! Shitsureishimas...
To be Continued.........(As scary music plays in the back round)
Ki-chan: Hm, is it playing in the front round as well?
tiakall: Kowaiiiiii... *hides under couch*
Sage: There's more. I'm instantly scarred for life.
Nico: I'm scared. Hold me.
Duo: :D *does so, and sneaks a few gropes in*
Ki-chan: >_< Geez, do you two mind?
Chapter 4: College Gundam’s (As it echo’s in the back round)
Nico: What happened to chapter 3?
tiakall: College! Whoohoo!
Duo: I just had a thought.
Ki-chan: Is that why smoke is coming out of your ears?
Duo: ...shut up. Why don't we get a nifty theme song like the
real MST3K does?
tiakall: Because you'd want to sing it, and let's face it, no one
wants that.
Duo: You're all against me. *sulk, sulk*
Sage: Welcome to the club.
:Beep: :Beep: :Beep:
Radio: Good Morning, It is 7:00 in the morning and time to get to
school....
tiakall: Poor shmuck, got suckered into an 8:00 class?
(Then you hear a bang on the radio)
Radio: I'm not dead yet!
tiakall: ...the radio talks?
Gundam: SHUT UP!!!!!!
Radio: Ok.
Duo: Apparently it does.
tiakall: ...
Gundam: Yawn..................I’m so tired....
Radio: Go to bed more earlier....
tiakall: Welcome to college life.
Ki-chan: *to radio* Make your grammar more better.
Radio: *runs to tiakall* She's picking on meeee!
tiakall: o_O Get it away.
Gundam: What?
Radio: I said, go to bed more earlier. Got a hearing problem?
tiakall: *scooting away from radio* You have a death wish?
Radio: Nothing....
Gundam: That’s what I thought...
Radio: You think?
Nico: You were right. The fic radio is smarter than this one.
Radio: Hey!
tiakall: All right, get the inanimate object out of the room!
Duo: Ooh! Ooh! Let me! *boots the radio out*
Radio: So...
Duo: ...So.
tiakall: So-so! ^_^
All: ...
Gundam: No talking I said....
Gundam: Well I’m going to get dressed now, Play some good
tunes...
Duo: *begins singing* I will survive, oh I will survive, oh as
long as I know how to love I know I'll be alive...
Ki-chan: *hides under couch*
tiakall: See? This is why we don't have a theme song.
Duo: *sulk*
Radio: Ok....[Grandma got ran over by a reindeer.... Walking home from my house Christmas eve]
Nico: What season are we in again? *confused*
Gundam: NOT THAT KIND.....
Radio: Sorry
Radio: Ok.....
[Just wild beat communication
tiakall: Sing along if you know the words!
Duo: *opens mouth*
tiakall: Unless you're Duo.
Duo: ...
Nico: Panpara funi funi, panpara hoe hoe, panpara funi funi
TAMAGO!
tiakall: Wrong words!
Ame ni utare na gara
Iroasenai atsui omoi
Karada jyuu de tsutaetai yo tonight!
Nureta sono kata wo atatameru you ni daita
Furueteru yubisaiki ha nani wo motomesama you no
Anata no manazashi momoritai
Kanashimi tsuyosa ni kaeru ai wo shinjute
tiakall: I suppose if I could speak better Japanese I could
make some puns in here to break the monotony.
Posse: *sleeping*
tiakall: ....
Just wild beat communication
Ame ni utare na gara
iroasenai atsui omoi
Karada jyuu de tsutaetai yo tonight!]
Gundam: JUST COMMUNICATION , Yea that’s the song....
Nico: Wow, he knows the name! *_*
(As he bobs his head to the beat.......)
tiakall: Some people say my solo is impossible, But when I get
up on the mic, yo, I'm unstoppable, and it's probable when ya
hear our voices laid down, you'll be boppin' your head to this
ill tight sound...
Sage: Save us, it's the plague of teenyboppers! *hides under
couch*
tiakall: >_<
Gundam: I’m late....
tiakall: I'm broke.
Posse: ... *falls over*
Radio: I told you to leave.....
Nico: When? *confused*
tiakall: Don't strain yourself, hon.
Nico: Oh, shut up.
Gundam: bye
Radio: Bye
TO BE CONTINUED..................(As scary music plays in the back round)
tiakall: Kowaiiiiiii...
Duo: Again with the scary music!
Ki-chan: *goes to hide under couch, runs into Sage* Oops, scuse
me.
Sage: Hey, I was here first.
Ki-chan: So are we done?
tiakall: Yes. I think the other chapters followed some cows into
a slaughterhouse.
Nico: Poor cows! ;_;
Duo: It's okay, baby. *patpat*
tiakall: And these are the people I live with.