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Gone Camping
by The Joudai and MST'd By Fallon And The Gang
MSTed again by the only people who MST under this name

Riikii: *pushing various people into the room* In! In! Or I start turning people into chinchillas.
Ryo-chan: *taking headcount* Let's see...one sulking Sage...
Sage: I hate my life.
Ryo-chan: Check. Two cuddling Ronins...
Ryo/Rowen: *curled up together fast asleep*
Ryo-chan: Check. One Ronin looking ill at the two cuddling Ronins...
Kento: Geez, get a room, you two.
Ryo-chan: Check. Some indeterminable amount of -chans...
-chans: *lounging around the room*
Ryo-chan: Check. We're ready when you are.
Riikii: Yay!

>Fallon: Hiya people! Welcome to another of our MST's!

Luna-chan: Wait. There was a first?
Riikii: I haven't found it...

>Alexandra: Hi.

All: *wave* Hello.

>Fallon: *smiles* So good of you to join us, Alex.

Riikii; So good of you to join us, Seiji-chan.
Seiji-chan: *glare* You deserve to be shot.
Riikii: Yes I do.
Seiji-chan: *opens mouth*
Riikii: No, you can't do it.
Seiji-chan: Damn!

>Alexandra (Alex): *smiles* No prob. I get to be near Rowen, at any rate.
>Rowen: Oh, no....

Rowen: Oh, no...
Ryo: Mine!

>Alex: What?

Ryo: I said he's mine!
Riikii: I say he's gay.
Ryo: *glare* Is that a problem?
Riikii: Not with me. Might be with Alex...

>Rowen: *quickly* Nothing.
>Fallon: Oh, and we brought the Warlords along this time, too.
>Ronins: *moan, sweatdrop*

Cale-chan: Hey! We get along! *puts an arm around Sage-chan* Don't we?
Sage-chan: Not always...remember the time you gave me a--
Riikii: Moving on!

>Sekhmet: What? We aren't here to fight..

Luna-chan: But we can always hope that there will be one.

>Cale: I'm catching the idea that they don't want us here.
>Sage: Duh.

Cye-chan: Can you feel the love tonight...
Riikii: *whacks him* No Disney!!

>Fallon: Well, this MST isn't meant as an insult

Seiji-chan: Damn.
Shin-chan: There's a change of pace...

(esp. since I like this fic).

All: o_O

It's just for fun.

Luna-chan: Woot.
Kento: In whose opinion?

It's the insane

Riikii: WHOOHOO!
Hariel-chan: What's up with her?
Ryo-chan: Someone mentioned the word 'insane'.
Hariel-chan: Oh.
Riikii: ^______^

musings of two girls and nine guys

Talpa-chan: And a partridge in a pear tree.

after having soda, sugar, and Doritos

Kento: No popcorn? ;_;

and watching the first two Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies in a marathon because there weren't any other movies around... *sigh*

Riikii: Dude, you're so missing out. The third was the best, hands down.
Posse: ... *stares like she's nuts*
Riikii: Wha?

>Alex: So, TRY and enjoy this.
>Dais: Actually enjoying it would take a skill I've yet to acquire.

Ryo: Wow, he's catching on.

>Kento: I'm hungry...

Kento: I'm not... ^_^ *holds up bowl of popcorn*

>Ryo: Well I told you to eat before we did this..
>Kento: I forgot!

Luna-chan: What was it you forgot?
Kento: I dunno, I forgot.

>Cye: Let's just move on....

CHAPTER ONE: Ryo's Great (Well, That's Debatable) Idea.

Ryo: *sulk*

>Fallon: *pretending to be author* (in Splinter voice) I made a funny!

Riikii: *groan* Bad pun alert!
Hariel-chan: I don't get it.

>Warlords: *puzzled look*
>Fallon: Come on, you guys have never seen the Ninja Turtles??
>Anubis: Uh... No..

Cale-chan: HA! I have! Neiner neiner!

>Alex: Where the heck have you guys BEEN? Under a rock?! EVERYONE and their BROTHER has seen Ninja Turtles!
>Dais: *defensive* Well, we haven't.

Rowen: Well, then, you can't be Everyone or Everyone's brother.
Sage-chan: He's Dais. Duh.

>Sekhmet: Yeah excuse us for living in the DYNASTY for the last FOUR HUNDRED some-odd years!

Ryo-chan: Not all of us can be children of the eighties.
Riikii: ^__^v Eighties ROCKED! Popples! My Little Pony! Snap bracelets! Fraggle Rock!
Sage: You ARE nuts.

>Alex: Don't worry, Sekky, I'll forgive you 'cuz your cute.

Posse: o_O
Riikii: I'll refrain from commenting. I have no desire to be hurt by rabid Sekhmet fangirls.

>Rowen: *sweatdrop* I thought you liked me, Alex.

Riikii: I thought Alex liked Rowen.
Sage-chan: I thought Rowen liked Ryo.
Rowen: *glomps Ryo* He does.

>Alex: I do, but I also like Sekky... He's my fave Warlord, you're my fave Ronin.. But, I like you better.. *smiles at Rowen*
>Sekhmet: *puzzled look* I don't know if I understood all of that...
>Cye: Oh, great, we're going to have a Ninja Turtles debate.

Cale-chan: And now for something completely different...
Hariel-chan: An 'All Your Base' reference! ^___^

>Sage: I don't like the Ninja Turtles.
>Alex & Fallon: HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE THE NINJA TURTLES?!

Riikii: Well, let's face it, most of the animated series just sucked.

>Ronins & Warlords: *sweatdrop*

It had been Ryo's idea.

It: Whoohoo! *glomps Ryo*
Ryo: O_O;;
Riikii: Lemme guess. It's George.
George: Damn. *lets go of Ryo*
Ryo: *scoots away* Rowen...help...

>Dais: Don't tell me: We're not even in this, are we?

Cale-chan: And you sound disappointed?

>Fallon: *to Alex* I'm not gonna be the one to tell him.
>Alex: *to the Warlords* No, you're not in this.
>Anubis: Then how come we have to be here?
>Cale: 'Cuz Fallon'll sic the Ronins on us if we don't, and they

Ronins: Can kick Warlord ass.
Cale-chan: -__- I'm outvoted here.

have Inferno.
>Anubis, Sekhmet, and Dais: Oh.

Ronins: That too.

>Kento: That's right, we'd kick your butts!
>Rowen: Jeez we can't even get through the first paragraph without MST'ing.

Riikii: We've been known to stop at the first asterisk.

>Alex: Yeah we're that good. *does little dance*

Kento: Make a little-- *realizes he's next to Rowen and Ryo and moves away*
Riikii: It takes all kinds.

A weekend camping in the woods sounded like a perfect opportunity for a little R&R.

Riikii: R&R?
Hariel-chan: Riikii and Ryo-chan. *ducks Ryo-chan's incoming swing*

>Fallon: I hate camping, though.
>Ryo: How can you hate camping? I love camping.

Riikii: Me too! *glomps Ryo*
Ryo: Go away.

>Fallon: I went to a really bad camp a year or two ago... I hated it, and went home within three days..
>Sage: *sarcastically* How very sad.

Kento: Hey, Sage did something right!
Sage: *still sulking* I hate you.

Canoeing, hiking, roasting marshmallows - it was all fun.

Riikii: S'MORES!
Luna-chan: How much of that peach soda did she have, anyway?

>Rowen: I don't canoe. I'm sorry, but I don't even know how.

Rowen: HA! Loser. I do!
Riikii: That would be because there's a lake in the basement.
Rowen: Your point?

>Alex: Neither do I. Don't feel bad.
>Kento: The roasting marshmallows is my favorite part.
>Cale: *dryly* It would be.

Riikii: What's wrong with S'mores? Only a moron doesn't like those!
Sage-chan: Or a diabetic.

He couldn't wait to go.

Ryo: *crosses legs* I have to go...
Riikii: Shoulda thought of that before we started.

>Ryo: Duh!
>Anubis: Shut up.

Riikii: GAH! *smacks forehead* I knew I forgot someone. Be right back. *leaves*
Posse: *look at each other*
Cye-chan: She just left us unattended, didn't she?
Ryo-chan: I'm scared.

>Dais: Why can't we be in this?

Cale-chan: o_O You're nuts.
Talpa-chan: *chibi-izes Sage then looks innocent*
Sage: -__-+

>Cale: Maybe they have something against Warlords.

Cale-chan: EVIL!

>Fallon: *dryly* Maybe they wanted to save you the torture.
>Alex: That and the fact that nine guys aren't going to fit in a jeep.

Posse: *blink* Good point.

The other troopers, however, had different ideas about fun.

Talpa-chan: *cackles* I'll bet.
Kento: *looks ill*

For instance, Seiji's idea of fun was going out on a date with one of his various admirers and having them say nice things about his hair and eyes.

Sage: O_O WHAT?!
Sage-chan: O_O WHAT?!

>Sage: WHAT?! *pale and shocked and quite frankly looks like he's going to have a heart-attack*

Ryo-chan: Is there an echo in here?

>Fallon: Sage, calm down! Obviously this author is going by the typical Sage-stereotype!

Posse: BOO!
Sage: Evil, evil, stereotypes...
Talpa-chan: *mutes Cale-chan and proceeds to look innocent again*

It's okay, no lasting harm can be done by portraying you this way... We hope.
>Sage: But.... That's not me. It can't be.

Riikii: *comes back in with Anubis, turns Sage back, un-mutes Cale-chan, and turns Talpa-chan into a chinchilla* I'm impressed. Someone who actually bothered to watch the show.
Sage-chan: And notice that nowhere do I ever show any interest in girls fawning over me.
Anubis: *looks around* What's everyone doing?
Shin-chan: Ooh! Fresh meat!
Ryo/Rowen: *have pitying looks*

>Alex: Sage? You okay?

Kento: Sage is never okay. He's chronically depressed.
Sage: I hate you all, you know that?

You look a little pale..
>Cale: He's always pale.
>Alex: I meant paler than usual.
>Fallon: Sage, it's okay..
>Sage: I still say that isn't me.
>Dais: I'm agreeing with Sage there. That doesn't sound like him..
>Sage: And I'm not that vain.

Shuu's idea of fun was eating, or, to be more precise, inhaling food.

>Kento: HEY! I don't ALWAYS eat, do I? I do other stuff, too.

Kento: Amen!
Riikii: Two for two. Damn, I'm impressed...

>Fallon: Don't worry. I like this fic,

Riikii: I stand corrected. Good observation of the Ronins but poor taste in fics.
Ryo-chan: Be nice.
Riikii: Since when am I nice?
Ryo-chan: Uh...

even if it does take some characters severely out of character. ^_Alex:

Luna-chan: I think we can label that as an ffnet screwup.
Anubis: *confused* What's going on here?
Ryo-chan: Are you sure we should bring fuedal Anubis in here? He might try exorcising the computer again.
Riikii: No, we got him over that.

Sage, are you alright now?
>Sage: No.

Sage: I live in Hell. Am I EVER all right?

>Alex: ^_^ Just checking!
>Cye: *sarcastically* Compassionate, isn't she?

Touma loved to do anything that actually required thinking.

Talpa-chan: Since when does necking your lover require thinking?
Ryo/Rowen: *red* TALPA-CHAN! We are NOT 'necking'!
Talpa-chan: *hums merrily to self*

>Rowen: Well at least they got me right, anyway.
>Sage: *grudgingly* Lucky.
>Anubis: Argh.. How do I get stuck with these people?

Anubis: Interesting...This other me doesn't seem to be enjoying himself.
Luna-chan: Only the nutcases enjoy this.
Anubis: You seem to be enjoying yourself...
Luna-chan: Precisely. ^_^

>Sage: Shut up, Oni (Ogre).

Anubis: *upset* Just because I was the Oni Masho doesn't mean you need to rub it in! I'm good now!

Shin, the easiest to please,

Talpa-chan: *cracks up*
Cye-chan: -__- Don't tell me he got something perverted out of that.
Riiki: GAH! My poor virgin mind!
Hariel-chan: Ha! Virgin mind, indeed!
Riikii: *sulk, sulk* Shut up.

simply liked to cook. And occasionally visit the aquarium.

>Cye: They got me, too.

Rowen: *clutches hand to chest* They hath killed me, Mother!

Maybe they just don't know Sage and Kento well, or someone else is their favorite, so they were misinformed.

Riikii: Or they were just too Gundammed lazy to actually watch the show and realize that these stereotypes ARE NOT RIGHT.
Ryo-chan: Down, girl.

>Fallon: Yeah 'cuz I really like this fic. ^_^
>Alex: You've read ahead, haven't you?

Cale-chan: No, she's just read it before.

>Fallon: What ever gives you that idea?

Cale-chan: The fact that you said it earlier?

>Ronins and Warlords: *sweatdrop*

Riikii: Yeah, it was a pretty dumb question.

So Ryo expected a little bit of resistance to his idea. He didn't figure that he'd get a lot. I mean, gosh, it's camping, you know? Everyone loves to camp. If you don't, you must be missing part of a chromosome or were exposed to alien beta waves when you were a child.

Riikii: LOL!
Hariel-chan: What's so funny?
Luna-chan: Beats me. This is Riikii, she can find humor as easily as Talpa-chan can find perversion.
Riikii: HEY! Don't compare me to him!
Talpa-chan: Yeah, I'm better than that.
Riikii: Got a problem, rodent boy?
Talpa-chan: *sulk*

>Fallon: HEY! I resent that!
>Sekhmet: (in Snape voice) People might get the idea that you're... Up to something...

Riikii: Dude. My opinion of Sekhmet just went up. I'm impressed.

>Fallon: How do you DO that?
>Sekhmet: It takes skill, and the right voice.
>Alex: I find it disturbing.
>Fallon: Hey, I thought Snape was pretty cool!

Riikii: Amen.

>Cale: I don't like to say it but.....

Cale-chan: But I will anyway.

It figures..
>Sage: *playing Movie And TV Show Quotes Bingo with Cale, Rowen, Cye, and Kento*

Sage-chan: That sounds like fun.
Cye-chan: Hey, we're in the middle of Random Character Bingo right now.

That's one...
>Cye: Come on, I need The Emperor's New Groove,

Llama: You called?
Riikii: Out! Out!
Llama: LLAMA!

Buffy The Vampire Slayer, and The X-Files...

Talpa-chan: 'X' files? *cackles*
Riikii: ...

Boy, was Ryo wrong.

Rowen: Is not!

>Anubis: Isn't he always?
>Ryo: Shut up, ogre-boy.

Anubis: *looks upset*
Ryo: Hey, I didn't mean it, really...
Anubis: Okay, I forgive you. *hugs him*
Ryo: >.o Anubis...I need air...

>Ryo & Anubis: *anime fight-cloud appears as the two try to maul each other*

Anubis: I know! They must be possessed! *gets out shajuko and charges the fic*
Ryo-chan: Told you.
Riikii: Anubis, hon, calm down...It's just a fic...
Anubis: My other self and the other Ryo must be freed from the influence of these evil spirits!

>Kento: *grabs both of them and seperates them* Come on, quit it!
>Fallon: Yeah at least wait until we're outside.
>Ryo: (in Michelangelo voice) Do we have to?

Riikii: Do I have to answer that?

"Are you crazy, Ryo?"

Kento: Depends on who you ask.
Ryo: *sarcastic* I love you too, Kento.
Kento: *scoots away from Ryo* And just how much do you 'love' me?
Ryo: ...

Seiji asked when Ryo brought his idea up at dinner one Thursday night.

Riikii: It was an average Thursday night, or was it a Friday? No, it must have been a Thursday, because the music on the radio is always boring on Thursday and it was boring now so--
Ryo-chan: Okay, cool it.
Riikii: Chilled.

"Camping is too way much work.

Sage-chan: ô.o
Talpa-chan: This almost makes you feel sorry for Sage.
Sage: *beats his head against a wall*
Anubis: Sage, don't do that.

I'd rather go to a health spa for the weekend."

Sage: *screams* Who thought this up?!
Riikii: Last time I asked that, I regretted it. Trust me, you DON'T want to know.
Kento: If you're saying that, I'm scared.

He buffed his nails on his shirt then held them out for inspection.

Sage: It's official! I have suck to a new lower level of Hell!
Anubis: It's gonna be okay, Sage. *touches glowing shajuko to his head* Calm down.
Sage: *goes to sleep*
Posse: ...
Riikii: I'll consider that an act of mercy.

They passed, and he lowered his hand giving Ryo a smirk. "Besides, I have two dates this weekend."

Sage-chan: One girl should be enough for anyone. *smiles dreamily*
Riikii: *sweatdrop* Sage-chan, your girl is a psycho Asuka on hyper pills.
Sage-chan: Yeah, isn't she great?
Riikii: *sweatdrop*

>Sage: *passes out*
>Fallon: I think that was too much for the poor guy.

Sage-chan: It's tempting to join Sage on the floor about now...

>Dais: *in a cruel, teasing tone* Aw, poor Sage.
>Rowen: Hey, that's my best friend you're teasing. *hits Dais over the head with a frying pan*

Riikii: So what? They're all best friends.
Kento: *sings* Person man, person man, hit on the head with a frying pan...

>Alex: *singing* T-u-r-t-l-e Power... T-u-r-t-l-e Power... *pauses, thinks, and then changes the song* Go ninja go ninja go ninja go, go ninja go ninja go ninja go....

Kento: Hey, I was singing first! You're throwing off my groove!
Llama: LLAMA!
RIikii: I said out!

>Fallon: *casually* How'd I know that was going to happen sooner or later?
>Kento: *sigh of relief* Hey, at least it didn't happen to me this time! (for reference, see "Aya's Newest Adventure- MST'd!")

Luna-chan: Ah HA! There WAS a first!

"Aw, forget you."

All: *glare at Ryo*
Ryo: That's not me! I swear!

Ryo turned to Shin. "Well, what do you think?"

>Ryo: I would never say that to Sage! He's my FRIEND!

Ryo: *to other Ryo* Thank the gods you've got some sense...
Rowen: Why do you think I love you?

>Sekhmet: Fallon was right.
>Fallon: About what?
>Sekhmet: That they didn't put us in this to spare us the torture.
>Fallon: HEY! I LIKE this fic!

Shin-chan: And we reiterate, you are a looney.

Shin wiped his face with his napkin. "I think it sounds like a good idea, Ryo," he said in his mellow voice.

Girls: *sigh* What a gentleman.
Riikii: Too bad our Shin-chan isn't like that.
Shin-chan: *glare*

"We all need to unwind. Things have been too tense lately." He put his napkin gently down and smiled at Ryo. "I'm for it."

>Cye: "mellow voice"?

Riikii: Hey, I like it.

>Dais: What's so tense about things?

Talpa-chan: *hentai grin* You really want to know?
Riikii: Talpa-chan, stop that. A perverted chinchilla is just...wrong.

>Fallon: *as Buffy* I'm for it. If the apocolypse comes, beep me.
>Cye: *putting a peice on his Movie And TV Show Bingo board* Thanks, Fallon!

Luna-chan: Did you get the Emperor's New Groove one?

Ryo nodded. "Two to one

Cye-chan: And we're five minutes into the third period, and the Penguins have possession!
Posse: ...
Cye-chan: Wha? I like hockey.

so far. Shuu?"
"Huh?" Shuu looked up from his plate.
"Do you want to go camping this weekend?" Ryo asked patiently.

>Rowen: Ryo, patient? *laughs* That's a good one!

Ryo: Hey! You're supposed to be on my side!
Rowen: Well, it's true, but I love you anyway, hothead.
Ryo: ^_^
Kento: *gags*

>Fallon: *as author* (in Splinter voice) I made another funny!
>Alex: You liked Splinter, didn't you?
>Fallon: Actually, my faves were Leo and Mikey. *smile*

Riikii: I liked that guy that smooched April at the end.

>Cale: Figures.
>Fallon & Alex: *high-five each other* Kowabunga!

Rowen: Isn't that spelled with a C?
Ryo-chan: Ooh! *goes for his stamp*

*hit Cale upside the head*
>Cale: @_@

Cale-chan: >_< Sometimes it's painful watching our other selves...

>Fallon: (in Michelangelo voice) Next time, I'll use mustard!
>Ronins and Warlords (except Cale): *sweatdrop*

Shuu shook his head. "No way, man! There's no electricity out in the woods. No electricity means no Nintendo! I don't wanna go if I can't play my Nintendo."

Kento: NINTENDO?! Dude, we're already up to 128-bit systems..At least splurge and get a Super.

>Kento: EXCUSE ME?
>Rowen: There is no excuse for you.

Riikii: Bad pun! Bad pun!
Ryo-chan: Bad pun that you use repeatedly.
Riikii: They didn't need to know that.

>Kento: I'm not THAT bad!
>Anubis: *sigh, sweatdrop* Yeah, right..

Anubis: *makes to exorcise the fic again*
Kento: Actually, I'm more of the outdoorsy type anyway...

Seiji cocked an eyebrow and glanced at Ryo. "There you go. Two to two. Go for the tie breaker."

>Sage: *now awake* What are they doing to me NOW?

Riikii: Giving you a sense of humor?
Sage-chan: EVIL!

>Rowen: Oh, great, now I'M gonna be in it..

Rowen: Well, duh. I'm the only one left.

>Alex: ^_^ Good!

Ryo pursed his lips and turned to the quiet, blue-haired trooper at the end of the table.

>Rowen: Can I call 'em or what?

Rowen: Process of elimination. It really works.

>Fallon: No, not really. *pauses* Sorry, your ego needed popping.

Riikii: Hey! Did I say you could use my Ego-Popping Pin?

>Rowen: *mumbles about never being allowed to have a moment of glory*

"Touma? Are you up for a weekend of fun?"

>Rowen: THAT depends on what kind of fun you're talking about, Ryo...

Ryo/Rowen: *grin*
KEnto: GAH! Ew!

>Fallon: ROWEN! I'm TRYING to keep this below the NC-17 rating, please!

Riikii: Try doing that with Talpa-chan in the room.
Talpa-chan: *grin*

>Alex: Yeah, and if this were a yaoi fic I wouldn't be here.

Ryo/Rowen: Boo!
Riikii: *shrug* Their preference.
Ryo: Their loss...

>Sage: Don't worry about THAT. Fallon reads through these before MST'ing them, so she knows what they're like,

Riikii: No wonder she only does ones she likes. Who could stomach a bad fic TWICE?

and since she doesn't READ yaoi, then we won't be MST'ing any yaoi.

Riikii: I don't MST or read yaoi either.
Ryo-chan: Considering yaoi is blatant lemons and you don't read those, straight or otherwise...
Riikii: Exactly. It's SHOUNEN AI. Get it right. *shakes fist at general public*

>Alex & Rowen: Good!

Kento: Yay!
Ryo/Rowen: Boo!

"Sure-" Touma began, but he was cut off by Seiji.
"If you say yes, I won't talk to you for a month!"

>Sage: Oh, come ON. That's such a lame threat that I shouldn't even bother MST'ing it.

Sage-chan: That is very true.
Riikii: So why are both of you still on this subject?

"If you say no I won't let you drive my car!" Ryo countered.

Ryo-chan: Ryo has a car?
Rowen: *_* Ryo, you do??
Cye-chan: Now I'm scared. Ryo drives?

Normally he didn't bother to enter the bicker wars that usually took place between Seiji and Shuu,

Kento: Eh? When do I come into this?

but he _really_ wanted to go camping.

>Ryo: Now I'M involved in this three-year-old combat?
>Dais: When did Shuu get involved in this part?
>Kento: Yeah, he's fighting with ROWEN, not me.
>Rowen & Sage: We don't fight.
>Cale: *now awake* Yeah right.
>Rowen: We're best friends. We agree to disagree and leave it at that.

Riikii: I gotta remember that one.

>Sage: *nods* Yeah.

"If you agree with Ryo I'm kicking you out of our room!"

>Anubis: You know, there are a lot of wrong ways to take that.

Talpa-chan: *cracks up* Finally, someone who sees things my way!
Anubis: Huh? I don't get it.
Talpa-chan: Or not.

>Alex: This isn't yaoi.

Ryo/Rowen: Damn.
Riikii: SHOUNEN AI! SHOUNEN AI!!

Shut up. My Rowen isn't like that!

Riikii: No, but mine is.

>Rowen: Since when am I YOURS?

Rowen: Yeah, I belong to Ryo.

>Fallon: Anubis, I am TRYING to keep this above NC-17, okay?
>Anubis: *innocent look* What?
>Sekhmet: Drop the look, Anubis. We Warlords know what you're like OFF the camera.
>Anubis: Darn.

Anubis: *very confused* What's a camera?

"If you agree with Seiji I'll get Mia to kick you out of the house!"

>Kento: *chanting* Three-year-old combat... Three-year-old combat..
>Cale: *to Cye* May I do the honors?
>Cye: Sure. *hands Cale a frying pan*
>Kento: Three-year-old combat... Three-year-old combat..
>Cale: *hits Kento over the head with the frying pan, then hands it back to Cye*
>Kento: @_@
>Dais: He's gonna feel THAT in the morning.
>Ryo: I think he's feeling it now.

Kento: Boy, I can tell I'm not the favorite around here...
Riikii: Don't worry, Kenty-no, I won't let you get hurt here.
Ryo-chan: At least, no more than the rest of us.

"Oh, yeah?" snarled Seiji, glaring at Ryo.
"Yeah!" If looks could kill Seiji would have been six feet under by now, roommates with Jimmy Hoffa and Vince Foster.

>Sage: Jimmy Hoffa? Vince Foster?
>Fallon: I know Jimmy Hoffa was an actor or something.. Vince Foster I'm not sure about, though.

Posse: *look at Riikii*
Riikii: Don't ask me. I ain't THAT old.

Unbeknownst

Rowen: Dang. How many authors use that word?
Ryo: *whispers* How many readers know what it means?
Rowen: *snickers*

to the two feuding troopers, poor Touma had quietly snuck out of the room, rightfully fearing for his life.

Cale-chan: This is nothing. Try annoying a fanfic author.
Riikii: ^_^v
Cale-chan: I wasn't even referring to you.
Riikii: *sulk*

>Rowen: I'm the warrior of Life and Wisdom. Why do I fear for my life with THOSE two?
>Sage & Ryo: Hey!
>Fallon: "poor"? Touma? Huh?
>Alex: You'd be poor too if you had to pay the rent Mia charges!

Ryo-chan: Now, aren't we glad Riikii lets us stay for free?
Riikii: It's not fair. Washu and Fred and their computer business make more in a week than I do in a year!
Ryo-chan: You don't have a job.
Riikii: Your point?

Since no blows were being exchanged,

Cale-chan: Damn.

Shuu had grown bored of the fighting

Riikii: We don't blame you.
Kento: ^_^

and had fallen asleep at the table, drooling in his mashed potatoes.

Kento: That's not right.
Riikii: Exactly. Kento, or Shuu if you prefer, does NOT drool!
Kento: Besides, that's such a waste of mashed potatoes.
Sage-chan: I don't like mashed potatoes...

>Rowen: (in Mulder voice) Neat trick, eh?
>Fallon: *catches on* (in Scully voice) I can think of a neater one. How you convinced me to get on a plane at six a.m. and fly out to L.A.
>Cye: *puts peice on his Bingo board* Yes! All I need now is The Emperor's New Groove!

Luna-chan: HA! You missed it! I win!

Shin had given a sigh at the immaturity of his friends and had left to do the dishes.

>Ronins (except Cye): We are NOT immature!
>Fallon & Alex: Right. Whatever you say, guys.

Guys: We aren't!
Riikii: Ha. Show me one mature guy under eighteen and I'll show you a teenage drag queen.
Luna-chan: *cracks up*
Ryo-chan: *raises hand* I'm eighteen...
Riikii: My point exactly. *glomps him*

The arguing went on.

>Dais: For how long?
>Cale: I'll bet my money on four days.
>Sekhmet: Half an hour's my bet.
>Cale: You're on.

Ryo-chan: Wake me when there's some plot.
Riikii: Kay.

"I'm your best friend, you'll agree with me, won't you, Touma?" Seiji finally finished up.

>Sage: Oh come on, I'm not THAT pathetic, am I?
>Fallon: No, you're not.
>Sage: Thank you. I needed that.

Sage: Nice to know at least you get some support.
Kento: Aw, c'mon, Sage, we all love you. *messes his hair*
Sage: Go away!

"That's peer pressure!" accused Ryo. "The school counselors were right! What ever you do just don't give in, Touma."

Seiji-chan: Just say no to drugs.

He turned to where Touma had been sitting and face vaulted. "Touma?"

Luna-chan: And now up for his second heat of the day, Ryo Sanada in the face vaulting...

>Dais: His face vaulted? How exactly does one's face vault?
>Fallon: I think the word they were aiming for was "faulted"
>Sekhmet: I think I won, Cale. It's still the same day.
>Cale: Shoot.

"He's gone, Ryo,"

Cale-chan: Um, duh.
Ryo-chan: So what should we do while we wait for him to come back?
Cale-chan: We could dress Duo in a chicken suit and make him do the Macarena...
Riikii: ...this is what you do when I'm not here?

growled Seiji. "He was sick of your begging.

Ryo: *as himself* Please, kind sir, spare a bite of bread?

"No, it was your prattling that drove him away," Ryo retorted, a seed of an idea forming in his mind.

Ryo: Ack! No! Get it out! It's one of Washu's experiments!
Talpa-chan: You'd be a waste of her experiments.

>Ryo: "a seed of an idea"?
>Cale: What does "prattling" mean?
>Sage: Cale, you are HOW old, and you don't know that word?
>Cale: Oh, shut up.. *silent*

Cale-chan: >_<
Anubis: *pats, hands Cale a dictionary*

>Rowen: He shut up.... (in Leonardo voice) Awesome!
>Fallon: (in Michelangelo voice) Bodatious! (sorry, I don't know how to spell that)

All: We could tell.
Riikii: S'okay...you can't spell half the Turtles' vocabulary.

>Kento: (in Raphael voice) Radical!
>Sage: (in Donatello voice) ..Spacious?
>Fallon: (still as Mike) Huh?
>Sage: (still as Donatello) Uh.... I don't know...
>Fallon, Kento, and Rowen: (still as the Turtles) *start suggesting things*
>Sage: (still as Donatello) Wait, wait- I've got it.. Kowabunga!
>Fallon, Sage, Rowen, and Kento: (still as the Turtles) KOWABUNGA! *high-five each other*

All: ...
Shin-chan: Aren't you glad we don't do this?
Riikii: Much, anyway....

Seiji narrowed his eyes. "I do not _prattle_."

>Sage: You tell 'em, me!

Sage: That was lame. I'm embarrassed to be me.

"You do too, you snob."

Rowen: Ooh, smackdown!
Luna-chan: Ha. Some smackdown.

By then the seed had blossemed

Ryo: Ahhhh! Get! It! Out!
Rowen: *begins checking Ryo's head for growth*

and Ryo countered, "I bet you couldn't even survive one little camping trip anyway! Who needs you?" He sat back, awaiting the oncoming explosion.

Seiji-chan: Explosion? *perks up*

>Ryo: Come on, I'm not THAT mean!
>Alex: Uh... *silence*

"WHAT?" Seiji howled

Sage: So now I'm a wolf?
Riikii: *whispers to Ryo-chan* Does Sage remind you of a human Marvin the Chronically Depressed Robot or what?
Ryo-chan: I don't know, I haven't read that book.

in disbelief. "You think I can't survive one camping trip!?" Seiji jumped to his feet, Ryo mirroring his movements. "I'll show you! I'm coming, and you can't stop me!"

Sage: I can't believe--
Riikii: It's not butter!
Sage: *glare* --I fell for that.

>Sage: They just make me dumber and dumber, don't they?
>Fallon: Hey, I've said it before and I'll say it again, but I happen to LIKE this fic!

Riikii: And I'll say it again. You don't read much, do you?

>Alex: Oh, oh, wait, I feel a quote coming on... (in Ron Weasley voice) Harry, you've got to go on without me! I know you have to go on! It isn't me or Hermione who has to go on, it's you!
>Rowen: (in Harry Potter voice) But Ron, you can't!
>Alex: (still as Ron) Come on, Harry, you know what I have to do!
>Rowen: Now, watch as Harry's next line gets put into the fic by Ryo..

"Fine!" growled Ryo.

>Rowen: Told ya'! ^_^

All: ...
Riikii: Boy, that one took work...

"Fine!" Seiji snapped. "I'm going to go pack!" He stalked out of the dining room leaving Ryo standing by himself.
Ryo stood and stared at the wall for a good twenty seconds before allowing himself to crack a smile. Who knew? he thought. Reverse psychology really DOES work!

Riikii: Only for the extremely stupid.

>Dais: I could have told you that.
>Fallon: Shut up, Gen.
>Dais: Don't call me that.
>Fallon: GEN!!
>Dais: My NAME is Dais, or possibly Rajura... Not GEN! GEN is my kanji!
>Ronins and Alex: *sweatdrop*

Ryo: Wait. Now we have another name? Does that make me Jin?
Rowen: *confused* Would I be Inochi or just Chi?
Anubis: Chu! ^_^

All that remained was convincing Shuu.

>Kento: Oh, great. I'm the deciding factor.

Kento: I feel special.

>Fallon: Hey who wants to see Cye whip Kento, Sage, Rowen, and Cale at Movie and TV Show Quotes Bingo?
>Rowen, Sage, Kento, and Cale: HEY!
>Ryo: Sure, why not?
>Fallon: Okay. (in Cuzco voice) Alright, lemme guess, we're about to go off a HUGE waterfall?

Llama: ME! ME!
Riikii: *groan*

>Ryo: (in Pasha {that was his name, right?} voice) Yup.

Llama: It's PACHA!! PACHA, you idiot!
Luna-chan: Down, Llama, before you have a coronary. Where did we get a llama, anyway?
Ryo-chan: Tell us if you find out.

>Fallon: (as Cuzco) Sharp, pointy rocks at the bottom?

Llama: Hey! MY line!
Riikii: And for your information, Llama, "My line!" is MY line.
Llama: ...
Shin-chan: Whoa. Someone shut that thing up!
Llama: *sticks out tongue* Square!
Seiji-chan: Knew it wouldn't last.

>Ryo: (as Pasha) Yup.
>Fallon: (as Cuzco) Bring it on... *pauses* BUUUUUUUUUYYYYYAAAAAA!!!!!

Rowen: 'Buya'?
Ryo: *shrug* Booyah?
Kento: Buuyah!
Sage: I'm not getting involved. I'm not.
Anubis: Boo-ya!
Sage: ...

>Cye: YES! BINGO!
>Rowen, Sage, Cale, and Kento: Shoot.

Luna-chan: *smug* Way ahead of you, brother.

Ryo stared at his sleeping friend for a moment, an idea trickling into his mind.

Ryo: *whimper* Get all these things out of my head...I'm too young to die...

His small smile grew into a full-fledged grin. He dashed to his room and returned a minute later, his Gameboy clenched tight in his hands.

Riikii: Whoo! Gameboy ROCKS!

He went around the table to where Shuu was sitting, or rather sleeping, and prodded the dozing trooper on the shoulder. "Shuu, wake up."

>Kento: No... Go the heck away.. *falls asleep*
>Alex: The fic impacted him, I guess.
>Sekhmet: (in Snape voice) I guess fame isn't everything, is it, Potter?
>Rowen: (in Harry Potter voice) *nervous* N-no, sir.....
>Sekhmet & Rowen: *high five*
>Everyone Else: *sweatdrop*

Riikii: I'm with them.

"Wha?" Shuu raised his head from his plate, blinking slowly. His right cheek was caked with mashed potatoes. "Whasamatter, Ryo?" he slurred, "Dark Warlords attacking? Jus' gimme five more minutes, and then I'll come and fight. Promise."

>Kento: I'm not the lazy one! That's Rowen!

Rowen: Actually, I get up before you do, so hah.
Riikii: That's because you are WEIRD! You are the most abnormal Rowen to ever walk the face of this planet! You don't like sugar, you get up early, and you-- *shuts up*
Rowen: Yes?
Riikii: *squeak* Nothing.
Rowen: *grins and glomps her*
Riikii: WAUGH! A guy is glomping me! This is unnatural! It goes against all laws of normalacy! GET IT OFF!

>Rowen: HEY!!! *glares at Kento*
>Alex: Touche.

Llama: No touche!
All: *groan*

>Fallon: Hey Kento? I know you don't wanna hear it, but... That's debatable.
>Kento: HEY!

"Shuu, are you sure you don't want to go camping?"
Shuu rubbed his eyes and let out a groan when he discovered he was covered with his dinner.

Kento: As if I'd let Shin's cooking go to waste!

"Aw, man! How many times have I told Shin not to let me fall asleep at the table... what, what, what?!" he growled, shaking Ryo's hand off his shoulder. "What do _you_ want?"
"I said, are you sure you don't want to go camping?"

>Alex: Sure, Ryo, bug the poor man to death!

Ryo: I'm mean... *sniff*
Rowen: It's okay, Ry. *patpat*

>Ryo: Hey, this fic isn't actually so bad..
>Rowen: *to Sage* He would think so, wouldn't he?
>Sage: Good point.

Shuu sighed. "Ryo, I said no, and I mean no. If you think back to ten minutes ago, you'll remember that I gave my reason why. Be careful now, don't strain yourself or nothin'."

>Ryo: Hey, I'm not the slow one, remember?

Riikii: That's debatable.
Ryo: 'Ey!
Riikii: Would you like me to point out the number of stupid things you did during the series?
Ryo: No. Not really.

>Kento: HEY! *anime fight-cloud breaks out as the two try to kill each other*

Kento: Aren't you glad we're well behaved, Riikii?
Riikii: If you weren't, I'd be MSTing with more animals that just a chinchilla.
Talpa-chan: I don't suppose you could turn me back now, could you?
Anubis: They're possessed! *charges at the fic again*

>Cye: Stop it you two! *breaks up the fight* That was uncalled for!
>Fallon & Alex: *burst out laughing*

Luna-chan: *wakes up* Eh? Did I miss something? What's so funny?

>Fallon: Figures that Cye would be the one to break up the fight.
>Alex: Hey, Cye is NOT a wimp! *hits Fallon upside the head with a frying pan*

Seiji-chan: YES! Random violence!
Riikii: *confused* She didn't say Cye was a wimp...
Shin-chan/Cye-chan: Good for her.

>Fallon: @_@
>Cye: Thanks, Alex.
>Alex: ^_^ No problem. I've been wanting to do that for a while.

Riikii: You mean you've been wanting to brain her with a pan for a while? I'm sensing some hidden tension in this relationship...

Ryo mentally slapped himself.

Ryo: Ow!

I'm letting SHUU of all people out insult me! What's with me today?

Kento: Excuse me, I could out-insult you anyday!
Ryo: Yeah, fear the wrath of his 'Are you reality impaired or what, dude?'
Kento: Was that sarcasm? I can't tell with you.
Ryo: I'm not sure myself.

Still, he pressed on. "No Nintendo?"
"Geez, and they say I'M the dense one,"

Kento: *indignant* No, I may be a bit simple, but I'm not stupid!

Shuu laughed, scraping potatoes off his chin. "Yeah, no Nintendo."
"Would you go if you had... a Gameboy?"

>Cale: Dang it, I can't find a good one for this...

Sage: Then why are you talking?
Riikii: To make the MST fill its required length?

Shuu's eyes widened. "Heck yeah! You got one?"
Ryo grinned and held out his Gameboy to Shuu. "You can have it on one condition."
"What, what?" Shuu made a grab for it with one slimy, potato-covered hand, but Ryo pulled it out of his reach.
"You go camping this weekend and have fun."

>Kento: What, now having fun is a requirement? Since when?
>Sage: Yeah, you shouldn't have to have fun.
>Rowen: Being there isn't enough for him?

Kento: Is my satisfaction guaranteed? If I don't have fun, do I get my money back?

"Sound spiffy. I'm there. I'm smiling. I'm a fun-loving guy. Gimme it." Ryo surrendered the Gameboy to Shuu who eagerly turned it on. "Whatcha got here? Tetris? Rockin!"

Riikii: Kento! Tell me you're not a Tetris player!
Kento: ...uh...What's wrong with Tetris?
Riikii: RPGs are the ONLY reason to play GAMES! RPGS ROCK!

Ryo went to go pack, humming.

Ryo: Whistle while you work, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo...

=END=

>Fallon: *now awake* Well, that went pretty well, considering all things.

Riikii: I'll say. Didn't even have to get the sedatives.

>Alex: *smiles mischeiviously*
>Rowen: Alex, what is your problem now?

Ryo: *as Alex* Two y squared plus four x squared equals 36. Help me out here.

>Alex: Nothin'.
>Cale: *looks at Alex, who's hands are behind her back* She's holding something. Let's tackle her and get it.

Riikii: Works for me.

>Alex: NO! It's fragile!
>Sage: Then tell us what it is.
>Fallon: I know what it is! ^_^

Luna-chan: *in singsong voice* I know something you don't know!

>Sage, Cale, Rowen, Dais, Anubis, and Ryo: What?

Luna-chan: If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret, now would it?
Kento: If you tell me, I'll still act surprised.
Luna-chan: Ooh, you're such a naughty boy!
Kento: Thank you. ^_^

>Fallon: A dragon's egg, like the one in Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone!

Cye-chan: Dude, someone's obsessed.
Riikii: *eyeing fic* Guys...
Posse: NO!
Riikii: Aw!

>Sage: Let me see. *reaches hand out to Alex*
>Alex: No.
>Anubis: You do realize that this means we'll have to take it by force, right?

Shin-chan: *hits gong* Let the violence begin!

>Alex: *runs away, egg held above her head*
>Sage, Cale, Rowen, Dais, Anubis, and Ryo: *chase her*
>Kento: I'm hungry.

Kento: I'm out of popcorn... *looks bewildered*
Sage-chan: *burp* 'Scuse me.

>Fallon: What do you want to do now?

Ryo: I dunno, what you wanna do?
Rowen: 'Ey, now don't start THAT again!
Luna-chan: The same thing we do every night, Fallon...

>Sekhmet: Let's go have a Movie Quotes Contest.

Seiji-chan: No! Let's play Global Thermonuclear Warfare!

>Cye: Sounds like fun.

Seiji-chan: Isn't it though? ^_^

>Kento: Can we eat first?
>Fallon: Sure thing. Let's go.
*The four walk away, locking the door after them as they leave*

Riikii: *confused* You mean it was unlocked the entire time? Why didn't anyone make a run for it?
Luna-chan: Must've bribed them somehow.

=TRUE END=

Ryo: Not really, though. Riikii has to put in her two cents.
Riikii: *gets out two cents, then puts it back* Forget it. I need those two cents.

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