Ryo-chan: Why are we here?
Kento: *looks* That doesn't look like a fic....
Riikii: It's not. It's a rather stupid letter by someone with the
ego that ate Cleveland and several small suburbs.
Ryo-chan: I KNEW there was a reason I brought this... *pulls out
anti-ego shields*
Ronins: ...
Rowen: *posts a disclaimer* All references to people or places
are fictional and should be considered coincidence. Except for
the actual author, we only wish she was fictional.
Shadow Fax,
All: *have a moment of pity for Shadow*
look, I'm NOT flame you
Ryo: Coulda fooled us.
Kento: Oh, we're gonna get a LOT of 'All your base' references
out of this one...
but you did something wrong
Ryo-chan: You did a lot of things wrong.
Ryo: Do we want to know?
Riikii: Brace yourself.
Ryo: *shudders and holds onto Rowen*
Riikii: Okay, she was Sage's sister--
Sage: Yayoi?
Riikii: No.
Sage: *worried* Satsuki?
Riikii: No.
Sage: ...I don't have any other sisters.
Riikii: Tell that to the author.
Sage: ...
Riikii: Continuing on. She was Ryo's lover--
Ryo: WHA??
Rowen: *furious*
Riikii: Magical girl, unicorn person, and so on.
Ryo: *faints*
Ryo-chan: Okay, I'm seriously frightened.
and it
cause VERY serious problem.
Kento: Why? You are on the way to destruction?
Ryo-chan: That's one.
Before I changed my penname, my old one was
"Anna of Star Wildfire".
All: *deep breath* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
And I wrote my fanfic, "Unicorn's love".
Ryo-chan: And we should be GLAD?
Riikii: Not really.
Later, I
changed my penname and took all my stories plus "Unicorn's
love" off
because
Sage: They sucked.
Riikii: That was my guess, actually...
I'm going to rewrite "Unicorn's love"
Rowen: Couldn't do any worse with it.
Riikii: *smacks Rowen* Don't give her any ideas!
but I don't have time to do
it because of my homework.
Sage: There is a god.
Riikii: Not much of one. After all, she was born.
Sage: This is why alcohol should be illegal.
The SERIOUS problem that you caused,
Ryo-chan: Blatant self-insertion!
Sage: Lack of original plots!
Rowen: The grammar of a six year old!
Riikii: She was talking about Shadow, not herself.
All: Oh.
is you STOLE my ideas from my
"Unicorn's love"!
Ryo: God, who would be stupid enough to do THAT?
Riikii: Gather anti-ego shields, Ryo-chan. She thinks any RW fic
with a unicorn is a copy of hers.
All: ...
And that's not all!
Kento: *in TV announcer voice* If you call within the next twenty minutes, we'll throw in this FREE video!
Your character, Shadow the unicorn,
has the same look as my character,
Riikii: Now, if this fic was actually anywhere on the public
domain, I could check and confirm or deny this.
Ryo-chan: Um, isn't it a little absurd to claim plagarism if she
took it down?
Riikii: And your point?
Ryo-chan: ...She's absurd?
Riikii: We already KNEW that.
Urk.
Rowen: Is she sick?
Ryo: We can hope...
Riikii: *looks* No, that's the name of her character.
All: o_O ... *crack up*
I have feeling
Kento: I have poptarts.
Ryo: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
that you STOLE my
character's looks!!
Riikii: 'Stole'. Such harsh words!
Ryo-chan: Damn, girl, you didn't INVENT unicorns, you know...They're
public domain.
You STOLE my plots!!
Riikii: Who the hell would be that desperate?
Now, explain why you do that!!
Rowen: We get signal!
Sage: What!
Ryo: Main screen turn on!
Riikii: *in Cats voice* All your fic are belong to us!
Do you have idea
Riikii: Probably.
Rowen: But she has feeling!
Kento: And I have poptarts.
that "copy the ideas" is
Riikii: See, this is why we should not feel bad about this.
She's condescending herself.
Kento: *blinks* And this is not a flame?
Ryo-chan: But she sucks at it!
Riikii: Her fault for trying to compete with professional users
of sarcasm.
AGAINST THE COPY RIGHTS!!!
Riikii: Really? I wasn't aware there was even such a thing as 'copy rights'.
EXPLAIN why you do that!!
Sage: Didn't she already say that?
Riikii: Someone get the Department of Redundancy department.
Ryo: How are you gentleman!
Rowen: It's you!
Sage: All your base are belong to us!
If you don't believe
me, I have a
Kento: Brain!
All: *crack up*
proof
Riikii: You have a proof? What is this, math class?
Rowen: I have a theorem. ^_^
Riikii: -___-;;
and also have fans
All: O_O;;;; *seriously weirded out*
Ryo-chan: WHO?
Riikii: That's unnatural. That's against the laws of nature. Bad
fics can NOT be liked. It's just...wrong.
who read my "Unicorn's love".
Riikii: I feel so sorry for them...
Ryo-chan: *dryly* How much did you pay them?
Ruby Star
Ryo-chan: Doesn't she do OLS fics now?
Kento: *crosses self*
Sage: As sorry as I feel for them, I can't help but feel relieved
that she's moved on.
(old penname was "Anna of Star Wildfire")
Riikii: All together now...
All: *deep breath*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Riikii: And now onto letter two.
Ryo-chan: You mean she emailed twice? Isn't that like adding
insult to injury?
Empty?
Ryo: *helpfully* Your head?
Have you forgot to type something in this e-mail?
Ryo: Did you forget your brains?
Ryo-chan: Man, talk about rude.
Riikii: *eyes glow red, stands in front of a flaming background*
I will never forgive her!
Now, about your
"Unicorn", you did good job on that but you did
something wrong.
Ryo-chan: So easy to criticise...yet her ego prevents her from
doing anything wrong.
Kento: She can talk the talk, but she can't walk the walk.
Your
profile said that you're 14 years old.
Riikii: And that has to do with...what?
I'm older than you.
Riikii: HA!
Ryo-chan: The day I believe that is the day the sun turns into a
dark lump of coal the size of her forehead.
Let say,
Ryo: You are on the way to destruction.
Sage: You have no chance to escape make your time!
Sage: What you say!
two
years older than you.
Rowen: I find it hard to believe that someone with your
pathetic writing skills is 16.
Riikii: I'm older than her.
You're too young to know about the copy rights.
Kento: At least she's old enough to know it's one word.
Ryo-chan: At this point, I wonder if anyone could pity her.
Riikii: She set herself up for the fall.
You're copy
Rowen: No, she's Shadow.
my story, "Unicorn's love". Don't you say "huh?",
All: *being defiant* Huh?
"what?" or
"I'm not!".
All: What? I'm not!
Kento: Talk about a vendetta.
Ryo-chan: She just won't take no for an answer.
Don't lie to me.
Rowen: Okay. I think you're a moron.
Riikii: I don't think you're old OR mature, especially not with
that atrocious grammar.
Ryo-chan: I sincerely hope you stop writing until you make it
into remedial grammar at least.
Sage: You deserve to die for making me your brother.
Ryo: She deserves to die for making me her lover!
Kento: The world doesn't revolve around you, sweetie.
All: Happy?
You copy my story! You stole my plots!
Ryo: *sounds gong* And let the accusations fly!
Do you
have any idea that will cause a serious problem?!
Riikii: Do you have any idea that you sound like a moron?
Are you upset that I took "Unicorn's love" down?
All: Hell no!
And you want to "finish"
my story.
Riikii: I think she just saw the word 'unicorn' and assumed it
was a rip.
Ryo-chan: Sheesh, that's conceited.
Rowen: I don't think she did read it...if she had, she might've
noticed that Shadow said her character was actually from an
earlier fic...
Sage: Who the hell would want to finish shit like that?
Well, there's something you don't know
Ryo: *in singsong voice* I know something you don't know!
I'm planning to rewrite
"Unicorn's love"
All: Oh shit...
but I can't do it because of you.
All: *quietly awestruck by this incredible stroke of luck*
Riikii: Shadow, did we mention that we love you?
If you really want me to
finish my "Unicorn's love",
All: We don't!
then listen very careful.
Ryo-chan: How can you listen to an email?
Ryo: About the same way you can listen careful?
Rowen: Geez, she's more condescending than a possessed Kayura on
a bad day.
And it's deal too.
All: Huh?
Riikii: If you can make sense of that, please tell us.
The deal is if you want me to finish my "Unicorn's love",
All: What, are you blind? WE DON'T!
then you have to
take your fanfic, "Unicorn" off www.fanfiction.net.
Kento: How demanding!
Riikii: *bristles* Why doncha make her, biatch!
If you don't do it,
then it'll get very messy.
Sage: *perks up* A slaying?
*all grin wickedly and get out various pointed weapons*
I never rest until you take it down.
Riikii: Good, cause I've heard lack of sleep can kill.
You stole
my plots!
Kento: Again with the foundless accusations!
The deal is TAKE YOUR STORY, "UNICORN" DOWN
Riikii: LOOK! I HAVE CAPS LOCK TOO! AND I SAY BACK OFF BEFORE
YOU MAKE A TOTAL ASS OUT OF YOURSELF, BITCH!
Ryo-chan: Isn't it a little late for her to not make an ass out
of herself?
AND THEN I'LL FINISH "UNICORN'S
LOVE"!!
Riikii: All who care if one more shitty fic is finished, raise
your hands.
*crickets chirp*
Deal?
Rowen: *mock pleasant* Deal! Shadow will leave her rightfully
original creation up and you won't have to worry about finishing
your crappy fic!
Riikii: *yelling at Shadow* Shadow, if you listen to this bitch
and take your fic down so she can put HER egotistical shit up, I
swear I'll kill you!
Ruby Star
Riikii: Let's have a round of applause for the bitch of the
hour.
Peasants: Boo.
Riikii: Good peasants.