Sailor Nebula Appears
Writetn by Lunaia, MSTed by the peanut gallery
tiakall: WOOOOT! I'm back! I get to make fun of the Scouts
again!
Riikii: *reads* Actually, I don't even think they're in this.
tiakall: ...What's the point of doing a SM fanfic if they aren't
in it?
Riikii: Tell me and we'll both know.
1
Ryo-chan: Why? We don't know.
Hi all!
All: Goodbye! *try to leave*
Riikii: I locked the door.
Posse: ;_; You're cruel.
This is one of my first stories.
Riikii: Bah. Amateur.
Ryo-chan: Maybe you'd like them to see your first fanfictions?
Riikii: O_O EVIL! I thought those burned!
I started writing it over the summer
tiakall: And this, folks, is why they invented part time jobs. To keep accidents like this from happening.
but I never go to finishing
Riikii: Neither do I. Where is finishing, anyway?
and posting it. Its still not done but I am working on it now.
Riikii: That implies that we should be happy?
tiakall: Don't worry. We aren't.
I don't own Sailor Moon.
Ryo: That would be pretty disgusting if you did.
I do own some of the characters in this story.
Rowen: o_O And you sound happy about that.
Well that's all for now.
All: YAY!
2
Ryo-chan: Yep. We STILL don't know.
3 Chapter 1: Mariko Seiunno
Kento: That's a mouthful.
Riikii: How egotistical. A chapter named after the character.
tiakall: *jumps up and down* Can I kill her? Pretty please??
Ryo-chan: *still trying to figure out the numbers thing*
It was a rainy summer day.
Kento: There's a switch. It's usually sunny.
Riikii: *cries* I miss my sun.
tiakall: It's one in the morning.
Riikii: Don't mock me.
Mariko and her pet cabbit,
Riikii: Whoa, no one warned me this was a Tenchi crossover!
Someone get Ki-chan and Washu in here.
tiakall: I'll do it! *runs to the door*
Riikii: I have to unlock it first.
tiakall: ...right. *turns to the guys* Don't say a word.
Mari-oki
Rowen: How egotistical. Naming a cabbit after yourself.
tiakall: *returns dragging Ki-chan and Washu* Found 'em! ^__^
Washu: *sees the fic* Oh no...
Ki-chan: You know the rules. If I'm in it, someone will die.
tiakall: *hopeful* Can I help?
were walking home in the rain.
Kento: Here comes the rain again...
Riikii: I saw a SM music video to that song.
tiakall: o_O
Riikii: Yeah, it was with Uranus and Neptune.
tiakall: o_O;;
Riikii: What? It was pretty good. You prefer maybe Serena/Darien
videos done to Backstreet Boys songs?
tiakall: *shudders*
Mari was 14
Riikii: HA! I'm older than you!
tiakall: We're ALL older than her. What's your point?
Riikii: I said stop mocking me!
and going into 9th grade at Tokyo High. Mari wore tight dark blue jeans,
Kento: *whistles*
Girls: -__-;;
a purple raincoat, and a black rock star shirt underneath the jacket.
Riikii: *looks over at Ki-chan* Even for someone who is
fashion challenged, I can see that there is no way that would
match.
Ki-chan: *looking green at this blatant disregard for color
respect*
Mari-oki was dead
All: Yay!
Ki-chan: So can we leave now?
asleep
All: Damn.
Ki-chan: >_<
in her arms. It rained harder and she rushed home
Riikii: Wussie. It's just a little rain.
Ryo: What's her hurry? She does have a raincoat on.
so fast she ran into a guy
Girls: Is he cute?
Guys: -__-;;
about 16 or 17. "I'm so sorry miss
Rowen: Don't be.
..I..I didn't mean to run into you like that, are you okay?!"
Ryo-chan: *as Mari* No, why do you ask? I've never been okay.
Riikii: Revenge of the AE fields!
said the guy. He was handsome,
Girls: YAY!
Guys: -__-;;
was tall,
tiakall/Riikii: BOO!
Rowen: I'm tall..
tiakall/Riikii: *tackle him*
had dark brown, almost black hair, and green eyes.
Ki-chan: And looked startlingly like Darien.
Mari smiled at him sweetly.
Ryo: Ahhhh! It's a 14 year old Rini!
Ryo-chan: *grabs jaw* Why do my teeth suddenly hurt?
Washu: Cavities. From the sugar sappiness of this fic.
Ki-chan: *writes a large note on the fic* This not to be taken
internally.
"I'm alright and it's not your fault
tiakall: *holding Rowen by the neck, as Mari* That I was born, my parents were drunk.
I was in such a hurry to get
Kento: Braaaaaaaaiiiiiiins...
home and... He cut
tiakall: Her head off.
Riikii: And there was much rejoicing.
Pheasants: *rejoice*
Riikii: ...Okay, what was that?
Mari off. "Hush, I see you've got someone
All: *crack up*
Ryo: *as McWorld commercial guy* Mary Sue. Hey, it could happen.
in your arms so let's not waken her."
Riikii: How DOES one tell the gender of a cabbit, anyway?
Washu: I'll tell you when you're older.
Riikii: ...
said the guy seeing the little brown fuzz
Ryo-chan: *as guy* Dude, you need to get that shirt cleaned...
Washu: It's growing things!
in her arms. "Let me introduce myself before we talk any longer...I'm Yuki, what's your name? he asked Mari. "I'm
tiakall: Mary Sue!
Mariko, but most call me
tiakall: *insistent* Mary Sue!
Mari.
tiakall: -___- Dammit...
Riikii: *consolingly* It sounds like 'Mary'...
I can't stay and talk
Peasants: *throwing a party*
Riikii: Where have you guys been?
Rowen: *watching the party* That's disturbing.
I have to put Mari-oki to
Kento: Sleep.
bed now. Cya!"
Ryo-chan: She misspelled Cye.
Ronins: *look around* Where?
Mari said as she walked to her home.
Ki-chan: Must've stopped raining.
For some reason her heart was beating so fast
Riikii: Told ya you should've gotten that cholesterol looked into.
when she was around Yuki.
Kento: Someone stick a Surgeon General's warning on him.
tiakall: "Interacting with this Mary Sue is hazardous to
your health."
Kento: I meant him, not her.
tiakall: So...?
Yuki quietly followed behind her
Washu: *as Mari* I'm being stalked! Someone call the police!
just so he could see where she lives.
All: Oh.
Yuki hid in the bushes,
tiakall: Bushes are so cliche...
as soon as Mari walked in her house
Washu: It exploded. The end. *runs for door*
tiakall: It's locked, genius.
Riikii: That only happens in our house anyway.
Washu: Gee, I wonder why.
her little 12-year- old sister, Rika was standing there waiting for her.
Ryo: Aww...just like a little puppy!
tiakall: 'Like'?
"So just where have you been
Ryo-chan: *as Mari* I was lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
and who was that guy with you?" Rika asked as though she were her own mother.
Riikii: That would be difficult.
tiakall: Not to mention genetically impossible.
Washu: *thinking* It COULD be done...
"Since when did you turn into mom?"
Riikii/tiakall: Since she met Washu.
Mari said. "And where I have been is none of your business Rika!" Mari snapped at her sister.
tiakall: And her true nature comes out!
Riikii: Beneath every Mary Sue lurks a bitch, just waiting to
come out.
"Okay okay I'm sorry no need to be mean about it Mariko." said Rika apologizing.
tiakall: Beat the shit out of her, Rika. You can take her.
"What guy are you talking about??" Mari asked her sister.
All: *fall over*
Ryo-chan: *fishes for the Big L stamp* Normally I only use this
on spelling, but this just calls for it.
"The one that was
Rowen: The only guy in this fic?
with you...or he was." Rika said with a freaked out look on her face.
Ki-chan: *as Rika* My god, I just found out my sister's a Mary Sue!
"Well I have to go put Mari-oki to be now
Washu: What was she before? A was?
Rika so don't wake her up okay?" Mari said to her sister while she was walking into
Ryo: A wall.
tiakall: Wouldn't surprise me.
her bedroom. Mari put Mari-oki on her
Kento: Grill! Honey, we're havin' barbeque tonight!
bed to sleep and went back to the living room to go watch TV.
Rowen: Shouldn't she be studying or doing homework or
something?
tiakall: Don't be stupid. Mary Sues would never stoop to such
uncool things.
Outside...
All: *fasten seatbelts*
"She has to be Princess Nebula
Ryo: *shock* No way!
Kento: *in Wayne voice* Way!
I just know it she had the same pet as the princess,"
Washu: Of course, she could've just killed the real princess--
tiakall: Probably not very hard.
Washu: --and taken the cabbit.
Riikii: It's another pretty boy.
tiakall: Fits in perfectly in the SM world, doesn't he?
Yuki whispered to himself.
Himself: That's very nice to know.
"I wonder if Mari-oki has told her yet
Ryo: o_O The cabbit talks?
Ki-chan: *shrug* I've only heard them meow, growl, and
occasionally hiss.
that she is a Sailor Scout.
tiakall: And that's something to be proud of?
Too bad Mari-oki didn't see me and maybe
Kento: *as Yuki* I could've killed her with my horrible face.
she would have told Mari that she is a Sailor Scout."
tiakall: Ignorance IS bliss, yanno...
Yuki said walking back to his house leaving a
Washu: Bomb!
note
Washu: D'oh.
on Mari's doorstep. He rang the doorbell and ran home.
Riikii: Ooh, doorbell ditching! Funfun.
Mariko went to answer the door and saw that no one was outside.
No one: Hi, care to buy a vaccuum?
"Hey what's this note?" Mari said picking it up and seeing her name on it. The note said:
Ki-chan: This note will self-destruct in ten seconds. Better
start running.
Mari- I know we just met but there is something I need
Rowen: Sweet lovin'.
Ryo: He that desperate?
to ask you. Meet me at the park at 9 tonight and bring Mari-oki along.
Riikii: If you were following Rowen and Ryo's train of thought, that last line comes across as very disturbing.
Yuki
"Hmm. I wonder what he wants to talk about,"
Ryo-chan: Who said anything about talking?
tiakall: That's disgusting.
Ryo-chan: What? I was thinking of murder.
tiakall: WHOOHOO!
said Mari walking to her room and seeing that Mari-oki was awake and cleaning
Washu: Her room. Mary Sues are slobs in secret.
herself up.
Kento: What did Rika do to that poor thing?
What do y'all think of it so far?
Riikii: *ruffles through votes* One "sucked", two
"author should be put to death", one "where are
the cute girls?"...Kento!
Kento: *sheepish grin*
Riikii: *continues* Three "thumbs down", one "best
I ever read" ....? O_O
Rowen: I was being sarcastic. It doesn't translate well on paper.
Send any comments/criticism [did I spell that right?]
Riikii: Surprisingly, you did.
to ME.
Riikii: Okay. What's ME's email?
tiakall: I dunno. Who's ME?
Kay that's all for now!
Riikii: And there was much rejoicing.
Posse: *waves flags* Yay.
Peasants: *furious*
tiakall: Just out of curiousity, why do you do these 'end of
fic' things? Isn't the whole thing torture enough?
Riikii: Compensation for pain and suffering.
Ryo: It isn't working.
Riikii: Not for you. For the audience. I don't want to be sued
^_^;;
Ryo: ...