Don't have to be alone"
Written by Anime Writer 2000, MSTed by hanyou, tiakall, and
respective posses
Disclaimer:A regular boring disclaimer
tiakall: How original.
, I don't own Tenchi or any of the characters
Peasants: Yay.
,you know the rest.
Ki-chan: We must be psychic!
inuyasha: *rolls eyes*
Summary: "Don't have to be alone"
It's a A/U fic based on Ryoko's big date from Tenchi in Tokyo
,what would have happened if Sakuya would never had passed tru
that part of the park where Tenchi was & Ryoko would have
stayed a little longer
tiakall: What if Elvis had been president?
Ki-chan: What if tomatoes sprouted ears?
Washu: What if someone became smarter than me?
tiakall: ....
Washu: Hey, we were all naming improbable things...
,I think this is as original as they come.
inuyasha: *dubiously* really?
tiakall: Give 'em credit for trying...
skuld: i don't think you'll be saying that when this fic is over,
tiakall...
A/N:
Ki-chan: Stands for annoying.
hanyou: how true.
If you have read my other fics
Washu: That implies that we want to...
inuyasha: *growls* feh. *i* don't want to!
they all seemed a little long,
Washu: *whimper*
well this is my exception
Washu: Thankyouthankyouthankyou...
inuyasha: praise kami-sama...
skuld: you'd better! that's my dad you're talking about there.
this one is as small as I make fics, I think is sweet
tiakall: I think is suck!
Ki-chan: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
inuyasha: ya know, if the author thinks this is sweet, then
prepare yourselves for a waaay too sappy T/R moment.
hanyou & skuld: right. *grab barf buckets*
& any T/R fan can enjoy it
tiakall: And screw the rest of you!
hanyou: well, i'm a T/R fan, but i have a feeling i'm going to
hate this.
,Ok well R+R
Washu: That equals 2R!
tiakall: No, really?
Ki-chan: *snerk*
Washu: *glare*
please & all R's & F's are welcome as always
tiakall: And all Q's and T's and J's...
inuyasha: *raises eyebrow*
,sorry Sakuya/Tenchi fans
skuld: ARE there any???
Ki-chan: I was about to ask that myself.
& hint of lemon
tiakall: And extract of pine!
at the end but nothing bad
inuyasha: damn.
hanyou: hentai. *bops inu on the head*
Ki-chan: Sounds like Washu's kinda man!
Washu: *growl* BUSINESS PARTNERSHIP!!
inuyasha: *scooting away from washu* eh???
don't you think that's why this fic is rated PG well enjoy.
tiakall: HA!
"Don't have to be alone"
Ki-chan: I think we've been over this already.
tiakall: We need the Department of Redundancy Department, stat!
It had been a long & fun Sunday
Ki-chan: As opposed to a dull and boring Thursday. Or was it a
Friday? No, it must have been a Thursday because the music is
always dull on Thursdays and it is quite dull now so it was
definetely--
tiakall: ENOUGH ALREADY!
inuyasha: yeah. shut up, wench.
Ki-chan: You got something to say to me, Fido?
inuyasha: yeah, and that would be ---
hanyou: SIT!!!
inuyasha: *slams to the floor* DAMN IT ALL!!!
hanyou: *giggles* this is fun!
Ki-chan: *snerk*
full of surprises,
tiakall: Like what sausage is made of.
Ki-chan: EW!
tiakall: Really! It's disgusting! Don't ever read 'The Jungle' by
Upton Sinclair. You will never eat sausage again...
hanyou: that IS pretty sick. *pukes* i know that book all too
well...
for Ryoko that is ,
tiakall: So Tenchi didn't read The Jungle?
she was having the time of her life
tiakall: It's something unpredictable...
Ki-chan: For the sake of the readers. *duct tapes tiakall's mouth
shut* No singing in this MST.
tiakall: !!
but for Tenchi it was another story he wasn't enjoying himself at all.
inuyasha: maybe he DID read the jungle...
Ki-chan: EW!
After a few accidents
Washu: Sadly, none lethal.
inuyasha: *grins* i can fix that. *glares at ki-chan*
Ki-chan: Bring it on, 'Fluffy'.
tiakall: You know what they say...You always hurt the ones you
love.
Ki-chan: WHAT?!
inuyasha: O_O
inuyasha: *smirks, then starts to sing* you wanna hug me, you
wanna loooove me...
Ki-chan: O_O *slowly backs away from Inuyasha*
in the day like Ryoko eating 30 pounds of food
Ki-chan: It's not fair! How does she stay so THIN?!
inuyasha: well, she IS a demon. like me ^_^
tiakall: Blowing up things must use a lot of calories.
skuld: you're a halfling, dog turd.
tiakall: *to hanyou* Can't you just feel the love in this room?
hanyou: *rolls eyes watching inu and ki-chan glaring at each
other* oh yeah.
leaving Tenchi broke,
Washu: In two.
Ki-chan: Or three.
skuld: *sigh* we can only hope...
destroying a game in the arcade,taking pictures in the id boof
tiakall: ..........id boof? What's an id boof?
Washu: Don't look at me, my spell check is broken.
Ki-chan: Huked on Foniks wurked 4 dem!
because it was easier than waiting in the picture boof
tiakall: Sounds like a horror film alien. BEWARE THE BOOF!!
Ki-chan: o_O
tiakall: Booooooooof...
inuyasha: *ears pinned back against his head* okay, okay, stoppit
already!!!
line for a few hours,burning up the Karioke place
tiakall: YAY! Random destruction!
for getting a score of 28/100 ,
skuld: wha? they burned down the karaoke bar b/c their scores sucked so bad??
everithing had gone wrong
tiakall: So remind me again why you're writing this fic, then?
inuyasha: really.
& Ryoko didn't even care she just got ticked destroyed the place
inuyasha: SOMEBODY needs anger management classes.
hanyou: you have no room to talk.
inuyasha: *pissed* WHA??!
Ki-chan: *snickers*
tiakall: *takes snickers and eats it* How about Mr. Goodbar? I
LOVE those!
Ki-chan: ........
tiakall: At least she didn't get liced.
hanyou: "liced?"
tiakall: As opposed to being ticked. Or mited...
& kept walking happily a few seconds later.
Ki-chan: *as Ryoko* Demolition demon, comin' through!
*Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
Ki-chan: *stupid smacks Tenchi* DUH!
skuld: i don't think writing this fic was a good idea.
This is getting out of control
tiakall: That implies that it was under control at any given
point.
hanyou: which it certainly wasn't.
maybe I should had called Sakuya instead*
Ki-chan: ô.o
tiakall: Nuff said.
Tenchi thought.
inuyasha: which is pretty rare.
tiakall: o_O Tenchi thinks?
Night came
Ki-chan: That was fast...
Tenchi & Ryoko reached a bridge with the beautiful view
of the city below.
"Hey Tenchi,isn't this been fun ,huh,were are we going next?"Ryoko
asked exitedly.
tiakall: The same place we go every night, Pinky...
hanyou: *snickers*
"Ryoko,maybe it's been fun for you but
tiakall: *as Tenchi* I had to read The Jungle!
you just caused trouble as usual & made me pass tru
tiakall: *puts on sunglasses* Yeah, pass tru, pass tru, brudda!
Yo yo yo, where me homies?!
inuyasha: the hell?
hanyou: just ignore her. ^_^
allot
Ki-chan: I think that goes along with the boof...
tiakall: boooooooof....
inuyasha: *ears pinned back to his head* stoppit!!
of embarrising stuff to
tiakall: *as Tenchi* You made me wear the PINK tutu!
,when are you going to learn to behave like the adult you are
hanyou: *to fic tenchi* knowing ryoko, if she behaved like an
adult, you probably would've gotten laid by now.
Washu: >.o *ponders* Ryoko? ADULT?? *laughs herself silly*
inuyasha: *eyes washu's diminutive form* looks you never grew up,
either.
Washu: Inuyasha, LAY DOWN!
inuyasha: MUST...RESIST...
Washu: SIT! SITSITSIT!
inuyasha: WAGH!!! *slams to the floor mutiple times* you little
TWERP!!!
Washu: ^_^ I've been avenged.
inuyasha: *groans* my back...
"he said dissopointed.
Washu: That he hadn't been laid yet.
tiakall: WASHU! Who are you, Talpa-chan?
Washu: Hey!
skuld: so much for the "business partnership" excuse...
Washu: -___- I can't win today!
That's when he noticed it,he was speechless
tiakall: We're not counting those incoherent noises he makes a
lot of the time.
hanyou: yeah. you know, i think tenchi sweatdrops like, 50 times
each episode.
,this morning when Ryoko came all dressed up & looking really mature
hanyou: *blinks* whoa. if this author considers ryoko's
cleavage revealing clothing "immature" then i don't
wanna see what her "mature" clothing looks like...
inuyasha: *gets a nosebleed at the thought of it* ah, shit...
tiakall: Whoa! Nasty mental images! Don't DO that!
inuyasha: *wiping his nose* yeah, wench.
tiakall: *giggle* Inuyasha, Sit!
inuyasha: GAH!!! *slams to the floor*
tiakall: ^_^ This is fun.
hanyou: you're telling me! ^_^ sit, boy!
inuyasha: ITAI!!!! *slams to the floor...again*
tiakall: I gotta get me one of these.
hanyou: *looking at inuyasha plastered to the floor* ditto.
,but appearances can fool you
tiakall: More nasty mental images!!
inuyasha: *gets another nosebleed* i hate you.
tiakall: Sit, hentai dog!
inuyasha: ITAIIII!!! *slam*
inuyasha: *getting up* okay, that's it!!! *draws tetsuaiga, pokes
the blade at tiakall*
tiakall: *takes it* Ooh, pretty!
inuyasha: GAH!! my father's fang!!!
tiakall: Sit sit sit!
inuyasha: not again!!!! *slam*
tiakall: ^____^ I have a new toy.
inuyasha: *whimpers*
Ki-chan: Let me give you a bit of advice, Poochie. Don't annoy
fanfic authors. It invariably comes back to bite you in the butt.
inuyasha: heh. maybe so, but i can annoy you all i want, bitch!!
claws of steel!!! *swipes at ki-chan*
Ki-chan: *drop kicks him*
inuyasha: what the fuck?!? what kind of creature are you,
anyway???
Ki-chan: *smugly* A -chan.
inuyasha: *gasps* NO!!! too much kawaiiness!! *hurriedly backs
away from ki-chan*
tiakall: Long and complicated story, Poochie. >.o Now Ki-chan's
got me doing it.
inuyasha: "poochie??!"
tiakall: Sit, poochie!
inuyasha: no, dammit! *slam*
because she acted like the same old Ryoko ,the same one he met 2 years ago ,but there was something different about her that night,she was actually wearing makeup ,the pearlish color sparkled over her lips ,& they shined with the night sky.
Washu: *as Tenchi* That's it, I think I'm going to become gay
and chase down Hotsuma for his body.
She looked dissopointed
Washu: Is that like dissipated?
inuyasha: *desperately trying to pull his prayer beads off*
ARRGHHH!! screw that withered crone!!!
skuld: lil washu, you're thinking too hard. you must stupify
yourself to understand the fic.
Washu: I refuse to stoop that low.
& seemed hurt at his coment.
Ki-chan: Up in the sky, look! It's Tenchi's comet!
He kept staring at her
Washu: Hentai alert!
inuyasha: *licks his lips* well, ryoko's my kinda demon!
until she finally noticed.
tiakall: Followed by the inevitable slap.
"Hey Tenchi,why do you keep staring at me like that is something wrong"she said annoyed.
skuld: *as tenchi* yeah, i was just thinking how ug- uh, i
mean, pretty you look tonight!
Ki-chan: You know, that lipstick does NOT match your complexion.
Tenchi just started laughing.
inuyasha: *as tenchi, to ryoko* there's a big zit on your nose!
"No Ryoko nothing's wrong "
tiakall: *as Tenchi* Heheh...nothing wrong at all, hee hee...
Ki-chan: Except for that ZIT! Ryoko, you dared to go out in
public with that thing?
Washu: *as Ryoko* Oh, the humanity! I didn't know, I swear! *starts
sobbing*
inuyasha: hey, that was MY joke, wench!!!
Girls: Inuyasha, SIT!
inuyasha: *eyes widen with fear* NOOOOO!! *wham*
hanyou: *giggles insanely*
Ki-chan: He had that coming.
tiakall: Oh yeah.
hanyou: *giggles again*
he said getting closer to her.
tiakall: Making our move, are we?
inuyasha: *yawns* finally, we're getting somewhere.
"So Ryoko where do you want to go next?"he said.
tiakall: o_O I think I'm taking that the wrong way...
hanyou: *blinks* me too.
inuyasha: *as ryoko* all the way, tenchi! all the -
hanyou: sit.
inuyasha: *wham* you're no fun.
Ryoko smiled & soon after he asked her to give him her
Ki-chan: Braaaaaaaaaaaains....
inuyasha: *mutters* which is something YOU need....
Ki-chan: Sit sit sit sit sit!
inuyasha: WAGH!!! *slams to..well, you know.*
Ki-chan: ^_^
hand so they colud walk together to the park.
Ryoko turned crimson ,
tiakall: From the blood that was spurting out of her body. THE
BLOOD!! THE--
Ki-chan/Washu: o_O
inuyasha: hey, i'm used to it. slaughtering demons everyday isn't
exactly pretty....
Ki-chan: Inuyasha, meet your new partner, tiakall.
tiakall: COOL! *swings his sword*
inuyasha: ACK!! give that back, mortal!!
tiakall: Does Poochie want the sword? DOES POOCHIE WANT THE
SWORD?
inuyasha: *his eyes suddenly glaze over, and his tongue rolls out*
WOOF!!!
tiakall: *throws it* FETCH, BOY!
inuyasha: alright! *eagerly darts after the tetsuaiga; then
catches it* heh. stupid mortal.
tiakall: Now SIT and you'll get a treat!
inuyasha: WAGH!!! *wham*
tiakall: ^_^ Good boy! *gives him a doggie biscuit*
inuyasha: *getting up* omae o korosu.
tiakall: *lightly* I'm sure.
she was shocked
tiakall: I would be too if I was bleeding from every orfice...
inuyasha: *frowns* okay, that's a litte sick - even for me. *swallows
the doggie biscuit in one gulp*
& happy.
tiakall: o_O She's strange...
Ki-chan: What, and you're normal?
tiakall: ^_^ Nope!
Ki-chan: *falls over*
inuyasha: *twitches his ears in annoyance* the same can be said
about, ki-chan.
Ki-chan: And you say that like it's a bad thing, Fido!
They kept walking happily to the park center where there was a fountain.
Ki-chan: *starry eyed* Wow, such description....
hanyou: hey everybody! *giggles and points to a fuming inuyasha,
who's hair is now black* it's inu-chan's time of the month!!
inuyasha: DAMN IT ALL!!!
Ki-chan/Washu: *fall over laughing*
inuyasha: *now fully human* hey, shut up! once i'm demon again...
Ki-chan: Didn't know pooch-boy had 'that time of month'
tiakall: Poor Fido, is your 'friend' coming to visit?
inuyasha: JUST CALL IT MY "SECRET", OKAY??!!
tiakall: No wonder he's so cranky! PMS strikes bad...
inuyasha: *pales visibly* eh....
But Tenchi forgot 1 thing:
Washu: And that's it?
skuld: he forgot to bring along a condom probably.
tiakall: *falls over* Hentai!
skuld: *grins*
Sakuya.
tiakall: HA! You were wrong.
skuld: *sticks out tongue* blee-dah!!
tiakall: *sticks out tongue back* Du hast!
Soon after they arrived at the fountain not walking but running hand in hand happily .
hanyou: now THAT'S a disturbing image!!! a fountain running
hand in hand happily??!!!
tiakall: Insert sappy music of choice here.
inuyasha: *face faults* feh. i TOLD you there was gonna be a T/R
moment. but no, no one listens to me....
She just looked so beautiful with her face all brighted up with joy.
Ki-chan: So now the fountain has a face?
skuld: *giggles* this is so weird!
tiakall: Wha?? This gives weird a bad name!!
skuld: true.
With her big
Girls: AHHH!!
golden eyes
Girls: Whew!
& her huge
Girls: AHHH!!
smile
Girls: Whew!
tiakall: They gotta stop doing that.
hanyou: seriously.
that
tiakall: Double!
crossed
tiakall: ^_^
her face.They both sat on the fountain talking & laughing
inuyasha: they sat ON the fountain?
skuld: that's pretty hard considering it's running around happily
holding hands.
tiakall: Instead of the hot seat, they have the wet seat...
just having a good time
tiakall: ô.o
inuyasha: just how good of a time, hmm?
when
Washu: An asteroid fell, killing everyone. The end.
tiakall: It ain't over yet, oh great scientist.
Washu: But I like my ending better!
inuyasha: for once, i agree with the pipsqueak.
Washu: Inuyasha...
inuyasha: hn?
Washu: SIT!
inuyasha: I'll get you, bitch!! *wham*
tiakall: As if you couldn't see THAT one coming...
hanyou: really.
Tenchi decided to get some refreshments.
inuyasha: *grins* yeah. "refreshments."
hanyou & skuld: *bop inu-chan* inuyasha no hentai!!!
inuyasha: heh.
*But he just took my
tiakall: I'm leaving that one alone.
inuyasha: *gets nosebleed*
hand nothing special about that,we just holded hands
Ki-chan: Classic English we got there.
tiakall: You have no time make your escape!!
thats all*
Washu: Th-th-th-that's all folks!
tiakall: o_O
skuld: *raises eyebrow*
tiakall: Moving on now.
hanyou: er, right.
though a very pleased & happy Ryoko.
*Ryoko sure was fun tonight,
tiakall: That's not what he said earlier...
Ki-chan: I knew it! There IS something going on in this fic
that's causing nosebleeds!
inuyasha: *wiping his nose* you figured that out just NOW??!
Washu: Suddenly I don't think we're reading too much into this.
tiakall: I have a strange desire to write lemons now...
hanyou: O_O
skuld: *please* refrain from doing so.
& we finally found a way to have fun for both of us not just her,
Ki-chan: See?
inuyasha: geh. well, they DID say there was going to be a hint of
lemon...
tiakall: And extract of pine!
Ki-chan: *falls over*
Washu: If that's a 'hint', then I'm a llama.
inuyasha: you ARE one anyway, wench. *immediatly cringes for the
oncoming 'sit.'*
this date really means allot to her*he tought
tiakall: So now Tenchi's a teacher?
bringing the sodas from the machine to were Ryoko was.
*I don't think he's coming *thought Sakuya
hanyou: o_O i'm not even going to say anything about this.
inuyasha: *stifles nosebleed* damn this human body.
Washu: Um, duh...
holding her book,after hours of
tiakall: Brutal torture!
inuyasha: *grumbling* we wish.
waiting she decided to go
tiakall: Back to the night club.
Ki-chan: o_O
home ,she was thinking about taking the park route home were the fountain was
tiakall: You mean the one that periodically runs around the
place?
skuld: *nods* that's the one.
but
Ki-chan: Let's face it, most people find a fountain like that quite scary.
taking the other way was easier & less dangerous
tiakall: o_O Now we have psycho running fountains?
hanyou: sure. remember in the begining of the fic? it was running
around happily holding hands.
tiakall: Ones from its dehanded victims?
hanoyu: o_O eeeewww! disturbing mental image!!!
it was dark afterall ,
tiakall: Let me get this straight. We have a beautiful
fountain running around with people's hands that it chops off in
the dark? I'm starting to get weirded out...
Ki-chan: Starting?
inuyasha: eh????
so sadly Sakuya went home.
Peasants: Yay.
*Maybe I can call Tenchi tomorrow *she tought
Ki-chan: So now she's a teacher too?
before leaving.
Washu: Too late. She's already gone home.
Back at the fountain ,Ryoko finished
skuld: and so did tenchi, with a passionate cry.
hanyou: SKULD!!!
skuld: *grinning* tee hee!
tiakall: ~_~ Thank you, german boy, for that WONDERFUL mental
image.
skuld: TEE HEE!
her coke,she drank it all in one big gulp.
Ki-chan: CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!!
"Boy,I was thirsty Tenchi".
inuyasha: *grins* she sure was! :-!
hanyou & skuld: *bop inuyasha* inuyasha no hentai!!
inuyasha: *rubbing his head* okay, okay, enough of that!!
Washu: *snickers* Sit.
inuyasha: ITAI!! *wham*
Washu: That was for your last comment.
tiakall: *to Ki-chan* I didn't know Washu had such a mean streak
in her...
Ki-chan: Must come from living with Talpa-chan.
inuyasha: *snickers*
It was about 7:30 PM now.
hanyou: thanks for the update.
tiakall: o_O And it's already night?
Washu: We traveled back in time!
skuld: you know what? this is stupid.
tiakall: And it took you THAT long to figure it out??
skuld: course not! *sticks out his tongue* blah!
"So Ryoko ,where do you want to go next?"asked
Tenchi.
Ryoko's eyes widened and her mouth dropped.
tiakall: I'm not touching that one either.
inuyasha: *MAJOR nosebleed* god. damn. IT!!!
"Oh Tenchi you're so sweet,
tiakall: Heheheheh....
Ki-chan: You're starting to sound like your hentai cousin.
tiakall: Am not!
but it's getting late
hanyou: yeah, 7:30's my curfew too.
& I think I better be hitting
tiakall: *in british accent* Oooh! A spanking!
the sack soon,I had too much fun today,
tiakall: Heh, I bet you did!
hanyou: no wonder she's tired when it's so early...
hey maybe we can do this another time or something"she said happily already beggining to float
tiakall: Well, they ARE on a psychotic fountain...
inuyasha: *shakes head violently* this fic is majorly screwed up.
Ki-chan: Um, duh.
tiakall: *falls over* He must be the slow one.
inuyasha: *scratches head* eh??
Ki-chan/Washu: *also fall over*
hanyou: case in point.
inuyasha: what? WHAT??!
away.
"Well Ok Ryoko but we can stay here a little more time if
you want"
tiakall: Move ZIG now! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!
Ki-chan: Someone set us up the bomb!
Washu: How are you gentlemen!
said Tenchi.
"Ok,Tenchi a few more minutes won't hurt I guess"she
said floating
Washu: o_O
Ki-chan: She's your daughter.
Washu: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!! I DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!! THAT! IS!
NOT! MINE!!!!
hanyou: *rolls eyes*
down.
"Yeah Ryoko,we can have fun as long as you don't try to
seduce me "
tiakall: *cheerfully* Too late!
hanyou: really. seduction is ryoko's definetion of "fun."
Tenchi said laughing nerviously.
Washu: This your first time, huh, Tenchi?
tiakall: *falls over*
Ki-chan: *watches tiakall fall over* Thank goodness for soft,
padded floors.
inuyasha: *glares at ki-chan* feh. it's still pretty painful for
ME.
Ki-chan: Sit!
inuyasha: you're evil, you know that? *wham*
tiakall: You're the one that opened his big mouth and reminded
her. Man, you're fast...
inuyasha: FEH.
They both sat down & started to laugh at the pictures they took of eachother
Ki-chan: That bad, huh?
,then they stared at the night sky.
tiakall: Because they had nothing better to do!
Ki-chan: Hey, tiakall, I think I'll SIT the next MST out, okay?
inuyasha: ITAIII!!!! *slam*
tiakall: *falls over* I can't believe I took that joke SITting
down...
inuyasha: ACK!!! *slam* omae o korosu!!! I SWEAR!!!
Ki-chan: At least I don't leave them just SITting around...
inuyasha: DAMMIT!! *wham*
Washu: You two are going to go through every SIT joke you can
think of, aren't you?
Ki-chan/tiakall: Yep!
inuyasha: SCREW YOU AL - ACK! *wham*
Washu: Whoops, sorry, Inuyasha. I didn't mean to say SIT--oops...
inuyasha: *whimpers, then slams to the floor*
tiakall: *wipes tears from her eyes and moves for a chair* I
think I'd better sit down...
inuyasha: AAAAHHH!!! *slam*
tiakall: *falls out of the chair laughing*
Ki-chan: Okay, I think we've had enough SIT jokes for now. Let's
move on.
inuyasha: i'll KILL you ALL!! *wham*
"Hey Ryoko are you in here ,
tiakall: *as Ryoko* No, I'm here, I've just taken a vow of
silence and that's why you're not getting a reply.
Ki-chan: Sasami has some blonde roots in there.
please answer me,I'm coming in"
skuld: *as sasami* geez, woman, you've been in the bathroom
for 2 hours already!
tiakall: No comment.
hanyou: ditto.
said Sasami with her cabbit
Washu: HER cabbit?! Look, bitch, who made that thing, me or
you?!
hanyou: sure, but it's technically ryoko's, isn't it?
Washu: It ain't hers!!
skuld: well, i don't see YOU hanging out with ryo-oh-ki!
Washu: Oh, shut up, dumbkoph. *sulk, sulk*
skuld: *grinning* heh.
not far behind.
tiakall: Dear kami, even the cabbit's a pervert!
inuyasha: o_O that was SICK, even for me!!!
She opened the door to Ryoko's messy
tiakall: And what's wrong with that?
hanyou: well, well. looks like somebody's changing back, guys.
inuyasha: *now a weird mix of both human and demon* damn straight!!!
once i'm back in my demon form, i'll -
skuld: sit.
inuyasha: GODAMMIT!!! *wham*
room,& Ryoko was nowhere to be found .
tiakall: *slaps forehead* DUH!
hanyou: *confused* what, so the rest of the household didn't know
that ryoko was out on a date?
tiakall: If they had....well, one word: chaos.
"Where can she be"Sasami said but something caught her attention it was
tiakall: A rabid fanged turtle!
inuyasha: a dildo, maybe?
hanyou: INUYASHA!! *slap*
tiakall: It's a TURTLE! With big fangs!
Ki-chan: o_O
skuld: uhhh, right.
tiakall: *makes 'claw' motions* Death awaits you with nasty sharp
pointy teeth!
hanyou: O_O
some makeup Ryoko left behind,a sparkling lipstick.
tiakall: *still making claw motions*
inuyasha: give it up, wench. hey, where's my sword??!
tiakall: Fine, I'll just sit back down...
inuyasha: ITAIII!! *wham*
"Wow it's so pretty"
Everyone: Oooooooh...
inuyasha: feh. *glares at tiakall* i want. my sword. NOW.
tiakall: You fetched it, didn't you?
inuyasha: *pales* yeah, i did!! oh, no! WHERE is it?!?!
Ki-chan: *helpfully* Maybe you're sitting on it.
inuyasha: *wham* eh?! *gets up to find the tetsuaiga* oh. hehehe...
tiakall: Not the brightest crayon in the box...
inuyasha: *twitches an ear in annoyance* and what the hell is a
crayon?!
tiakall: *falls over*
hanyou: i KNEW it was a mistake bringing fuedal boy along....
Sasami said.
Downstairs
tiakall: ACK! I can't take travel that fast! G forces....pressing....flat...
"Where could that Ryoko be,
skuld: *as ayeka* she should've met me in my room an hour ago.
tiakall: I knew lesbians would come into this sooner or later...
Urrrgh shes probably doing something with Lord Tenchi both of them all alone somewhere ,
Washu: *to fic Ayeka* You've got the basic idea.
wait till I get my hands on her"
tiakall: Whoa! And, whoa!
Washu: So Aykea's now bi?
growled a
Ki-chan: Passionate.
mad Ayeka.
Everyone sweatdroped
tiakall: Ayeka coming out of the closet must've surprised them
too.
inuyasha: *sweatdrop* geh...
"Yeah ,I don't think she'll miss dinner just for anithing"said Kiyone.
hanyou: *cheerfully* oh, it's okay. she already ate.
tiakall: Ew!
Ki-chan: That had better DAMN well be a cameo.
Washu: *sweatdrop*
"You're right Kiyoni ,
Ki-chan: ARGH!! *strangles fic Mihoshi* GET MY NAME RIGHT,
BITCH!
tiakall: o.o
I wonder where she can be"
hanyou: why is everybody getting all bent out of shape? i
mean, ryoko does have a tendancy to just disappear and come back
later.
tiakall: *blink* Good point.
skuld: *sighs* great. this fic's OOC as well.
tiakall: Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep...
inuyasha: o_O eh?!
Ki-chan: Washu! She's singing again!
tiakall: -__-
inuyasha: ugh. finally, somebody shut the wench up.
tiakall: *growl* Sitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsit...
inuyasha: AUGH!!!! *slams to the floor 9 times*
said Mihoshi worridly.
"I think I saw her leave this morning about 10:00 AM,
Ki-chan: *as fic Washu* But it didn't occur to me to say anything until now.
she was all dressed up but she didn't say where she was going"said Washu.
skuld: yep. sounds like ryoko's all dressed up with no where
to go.
tiakall: o_O She's streetwalking...
Ki-chan: Yep. Sounds like her, all right.
hanyou: wait a second! it just occured to me - how come no one's
noticed tenchi's gone as well?
tiakalll: If this is a Tenchi in Tokyo fic, he's living in Tokyo.
Washu: That's kinda obvious, Tenchi in Tokyo and Tenchi LIVES in
Tokyo...
tiakall: Shut up.
hanyou: *blinks* oh, hehe...right...*scratches back of head
nervously*
"Wait till she comes home ,I'll kill her
Ki-chan: YES! Murder!
skuld: why must the tenchi clan always resort to senseless
violence?
tiakall: Cause it's fun?
inuyasha: *bops skuld* yeah, really!
if she was with Lord Tenchi"those were the last words the mad princess Ayeka said.
hanyou: because then she dropped dead on the spot.
tiakall: YES!
inuyasha: we can only hope...
"Oh,Tenchi,this is so Romantic ,
tiakall: o_O What does RYOKO know of ROMANCE? That's like...
Ki-chan: Inuyasha learning to keep his mouth shut.
Washu: *snerk*
the stars are sparkling,the moon is shinning,
tiakall: o_O 'Shinning'? The moon has legs?
skuld: that some kinda dance or something?
Washu: It's a type of booze...
tiakall: *falls over*
hanyou: o_O
Washu: C'mon, you've never heard of moonshine?
*there's a collective faint*
Washu: .....
tiakall: You never fail to surprise me, Washu.
& we are all alone in this Romantic spot"pointed out Ryoko ,with a small hint of seduction in her voice.
Washu: And who said we're reading too much into this?
inuyasha: i believe it was you, you pint sized wench.
Washu: I won't take that sitting down, you know!
inuyasha: eep! *wham*
Ki-chan: Like I said. One of these days Fido will grow a brain
stem and keep his lip zipped.
inuyasha: WHAT??! you're gonna pay for that remark, you little
bitch!! soul shattering iron claws!!! *swipes at ki-chan*
Ki-chan: *drop kicks him again* SITSITSITSITSITSITSIT!
inuyasha: ITAIII!!! *slams to the floor...7 times to be precise*
tiakall: *shakes head* He never learns...
"Well yeah" said Tenchi nerviously.
"Tenchi if you only knew how much I love you,
Washu: Three times a week!
tiakall: Oi, hentai! *smacks her*
inuyasha: *starts to sing* eight days a weeek...
tiakall: SEE? I'm not the only one who knows old songs!
Ki-chan/Washu: ..... *stare at Inuyasha like he's nuts*
inuyasha: *grins* heh. well, i DO come from the fuedal ages, ya
know.
Ki-chan/Washu: *fall over*
tiakall: It's not that old!!
inuyasha: *smirks*
I wish you would feel
tiakall: I'll leave THAT one alone.
inuyasha: *twitches an ear with annoyance* this fic is quickly
becoming NC-17, isn't it?
tiakall: It is NOT! We're leaving it all up to the reader's
imagination.
inuyasha: *raises an eyebrow*
tiakall: You WANT me to go into detail, hentai demon?
inuyasha: *grins* well....
tiakall: Well, sit down and I'll tell you all about it.
inuyasha: CURSE this DAMN necklace! *slam*
the same way towards me"said Ryoko sadly.
"Ryoko I do love you but I don't think it's in that kind of
way ,
Washu: We do.
skuld: prepare yourselves for a mushy T/R moment! *grabs a barf
bucket*
Ki-chan/Washu: *grab for buckets*
maybe if you just wait a while I can decide"he said.
"But Tenchi ,im tired of waiting,but I'll be patient
tiakall: *snerk* Riiiiiiiight..
hanyou: *rolls eyes*
if you promise me you'll decide soon"she said.
"Ok,Ryoko I promise"he said staring deeply into her
golden eyes.
Ki-chan: *barf*
tiakall: Wussie!
There was something about her that night ,she looked so gorgeous.
Washu: *barf*
tiakall: -____- Sheesh.
inuyasha: YUCK. i hate romance.
hanyou: oh, come on! you and kagome are just as bad!!
inuyasha: *bops hanyou* shutup.
Ki-chan: Whoa, Fido's got a girl??
inuyasha: *blushing* it's not like that...just get on with the
fic...
Ki-chan: *cracks up* Fido's got a girlfriend! Fido's got a
girlfriend!
tiakall: Oh, hush, you, or I'll get started on you and "'Nubie."
Ki-chan: O_O Anyway, where were we?
inuyasha: *ears prick up* EH???
Ki-chan: She said nothing...Let's move on...
inuyasha: *you* have a *boyfriend??!!* *cracks up*
Ki-chan: *growl* S...I...T....
inuyasha: AIYA!! that's not fair, wench!! *wham*
tiakall: Down, girl. Deep breaths. Stop putting dents in the
furniture with your fingernails...
Ki-chan: *looking like she's about to go rabid*
inuyasha: *grinning* the miserable wench has a boyfriend!!! this
is classic!
Ki-chan: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! *starts thrashing Inuyasha, all
the while yelling SIT repeatedly*
tiakall: *to hanyou* Do you carry sedatives?
hanyou: *checks pockets* sorry. i'm all out from the last MST
this happened...
tiakall: Washu, go for sedatives. *to hanyou* This happens all
the time, I'm afraid...
hanyou: i'm used to it. *looks at inuyasha laughing maniacally,
and dodging ki-chan - only to crash to the floor seconds later*
Washu: *returns* Here.
tiakall: *sticks Ki-chan*
Ki-chan: *goes limp but continues glaring at Inuyasha and
muttering sit repeatedly*
inuyasha: *still crashing to the floor, but at this point doesn't
really care.* Hahahaha...boyfriend...KI-CHAN....hahaha...*passes
out*
tiakall: *puts Ki-chan in a chair* So where were we?
*Maybe I should decide now,if I keep keeping it for later,I'll dye single*
tiakall: No tie dyes for you, Tenchi!
Washu: Single but VERY satisfied.
tiakall: ô.o
skuld: eh??
he tought.
tiakall: Tenchi teaches again!
*there's a collective groan*
tiakall: Whaaat?
"So Ryoko ,how's everyone back at home doing?"he
asked.
"Fine as usual,but that spoiled princess is getting more
annoying every day ,I think it's time I teached
Washu: Lovely English we have there...
tiakall: You can't do that! Tenchi and Sakuya are the teachers,
not you! You haven't tought yet!
inuyasha: *reviving* ^_^;;;
her a lesson"Ryoko said tighting her
Washu: Dress.
tiakall: OI!
skuld: well, actually, she's probably taking her dress OFF
knowing this fic.
tiakall: Again, OI!
fist.
"Oh come on Ryoko ,she's not so bad ,why don't you just try
to get along with her instead of trying to kill her"
tiakall: *as Ryoko* But it's sooooooo much fun!
inuyasha: yeah. if ryoko and ayeka make up, the whole point of TM!
is lost.
he said nerviously.
"But Tenchi we mostly fight for you ,maybe if you decide we
would not fight so much"
tiakall: Pushy, pushy, pushy!
inuyasha: well, if he decided, whoever got rejected would either:
kill herself, or kill the chosen girl.
Ryoko said holding onto Tenchis arm.
"Well ugh"Tenchi didn't know what to say it looked like
every conversation they had
tiakall: And practically every Tenchi fic in existence
hanyou: touche.
always came to this matter ,who would he choose.
"Tenchi I'm serious
tiakall: Riiiiiight...
inuyasha: and every fanfic comes down to who he chooses - ryoko.
you always try to hide
tiakall: The fact that you despise each and every one of us.
inuyasha: you know, actually that would be funny.
skuld: plot twist! plot twist!
it but I don't want to wait
tiakall: For our lives to be over...
Ki-chan: *gets up* That's it. *duct tapes tiakall's mouth shut*
There. *sits back down*
tiakall: !!
inuyasha: *somebody's* pissed.
Ki-chan: *mutters*
sitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsit...
forever maybe I should just go & be a
skuld: prostitue again...
inuyasha: *wham* *mutters* damn this necklace damn this necklace
DAMN this necklace...
Space Pirate again"
tiakall: And that's bad?
inuyasha: and that's good?
she said getting angry.
"Ryoko no,you might get hurt & even
tiakall: Tie!
dye ,
tiakall: ^_^
skuld: *rolls eyes*
you won't have friends there to help you"he said.
hanyou: what about ryo-oh-ki?
Washu: The cabbit that is NOT Sasami's...
"Ok Tenchi I give up you win"she
skuld: said after 3 exhausting hours of air hockey.
sat down in a sigh ,
Ki-chan: She sat down in a SIGH? How did she do THAT?
tiakall: At least they're not sitting on the psychotic running
fountain anymore...
staring at the water
Water: Mind yer own business! *slap*
tiakall: .......
inuyasha: eh...no comment.
with her reflection beneath her when she felt something.
hanyou: *as ryoko* CRAP!!! i started!!!
Tenchi put his hand on her chin & made her look strait into his eyes.
tiakall: *as Ryoko* Bet you blink first.
Washu: *as Tenchi* No, you will!
"Ryoko I don't want you to be
tiakall: Flatulent.
inuyasha: *confused* what?!
Washu: *pulls out dictionary* Flatulence. Excessive bursts of
decaying gas ejected from the rectum.
tiakall: Too much information...
inuyasha: *ears pinned against his head* ugh.
alone again,I won't let you go"
tiakall: I'll never let you go, Jack!
Ki-chan: And then the bitch let go! That was the worst part of
the movie...
*Maybe she's right I should decide now whats the worst that can happen
hanyou: oh, i don't know, maybe the chosen girl will get
killed by the rejected one?!
inuyasha: *blinks* god, tenchi doesn't have a brain in this fic.
tiakall: In my experience, people should NEVER say 'what's the
worst that can happen?' They'll find the answer the hard way.
that I would like having Ryoko around me more
skuld: i think tenchi's thinking with his hormones, not his
brain.
Washu: o_O
inuyasha: c'mon, with the way this fic has been going, why are
you surprised?
Washu: I think Tenchi's possessed...
*there's a collective shudder*
plus I finally get this off my chest,
Ki-chan: *as Tenchi* I'm...too sexy for my shirt...too sexy
for my shirt...
inuyasha: o_O
tiakall: I think the sedatives have affected her brain.
inuyasha: *snorts* nah. she's ALWAYS been brain damaged.
tiakall: How would you know, O Sitting Dog?
inuyasha: GACK!! *wham* *getting up* well, she's been like this
ever since i've known her at least...*glares at ki-chan*
Ki-chan: Problem, O Sitting Dog? *wicked smile*
inuyasha: *wham* i'll kill you. i promise.
Ki-chan: Ooh, I quiver with fear! I think I'd better sit down
before my knees give way.
inuyasha: *slam* that does it, bitch.
Ki-chan: *starts singing to the Spam song* Sit, sit, sit, sit,
sit, sit, sit, sit, lovely siiiiiiiit, wonderful sit!
inuyasha: *eyes widen with fear before he goes crashing to the
floor 10 times*
I'm sure miss Ayeka would understand
tiakall: *splutters coke all over the keyboard, then glares*
Dammit! This is a new keyboard too! -___- I always hit these
lines JUST when I got to take a sip...
hanyou: *nods* i understand. like i said, tenchi is brain dead in
this fic.
& this would stop the continous fight over who I get to choose*
tiakall: *sounds gong* Let the murders-slash-suicides begin!
skuld: really. the only reason the fight will end is because one
of the girls will be dead.
he tought
tiakall: ARGH!
inuyasha: don't say ANYTHING, wench.
tiakall: Anything.
inuyasha: ARGH!!!
tiakall: You gotta problem with it, just sit on it, dog boy.
inuyasha: eep! *wham*
getting closer to kiss Ryoko.
*Huh,this can't be happening ,
Washu: Oh, we wish!
inuyasha: ugh! *gags*
hanyou: hmmm, i seem to remember something like that happening in
volume five, dog boy.
inuyasha: oh, shut up.
Ki-chan: *snicker*
inuyasha: *flicks ki-chan off*
Ki-chan: *more snickering* That's not very nice. Hey, knock knock...
inuyasha: *annoyed* who's there?
Ki-chan: SIT!
inuyasha: NOT FUNNY!!! *slam*
Ki-chan: I beg to differ. *more snickering*
inuyasha: *grumbling*
Tenchi leaning over to kiss
Ki-chan: My ass!
ME,come on Ryoko pull
tiakall: The bug up your ass that died out.
inuyasha: o_O
tiakall: What, you don't think Ryoko's got a corn cob shoved up
her ass?
Ki-chan: *falls over laughing*
inuyasha: o_O
tiakall: No one appreciates good humor. *sulk, sulk*
inuyasha: feh.
Ki-chan: That line's getting old, Fido.
inuyasha: *grinning* FEH!
you're self
tiakall: *arguing with Washu* That's what it says! You are
self!
hanyou: this author needs to be in remedial english, i think.
together & lean over to him *she tought
hanyou: case in point.
doing just that.
They finally kissed ,
skuld: after leaning into each other for 10 minutes.
Ki-chan: *makes face*
Washu: *green*
tiakall: -_____-
inuyasha: feh.
tiakall: Hmmm....hef!
inuyasha: *twitches an ear* eh??!
hanyou: it's "feh" backwards, slow one.
tiakall: he!
inuyasha: *sighs*
neither of them ever tought
all: !!!!!!!!!!!!
tiakall: *jaw drops open* But--but--
inuyasha: but what? got a stuttering problem, wench?
tiakall: *glare* Sit--sit--
inuyasha: DAMN it ALL!! *wham*
it would feel so good,he decided right there he was going to stay with Ryoko.
skuld: awww.
inuyasha: *throws up*
hanyou: *bops inuyasha* what is your problem?
inuyasha: i told you, i hate romance.
hanyou: oh, you do? *mimics inuyasha* "i want you by my
side, kagome."
inuyasha: oh, shut up! that's different!
tiakall: Wussies! Am I going to be the only one in this MST that
doesn't barf?
hanyou: nah. i'm good.
Ki-chan: Not all of us can identify six different kinds of shit
by smell, tiakall.
tiakall: And your point?
inuyasha: *rolls eyes* feh.
tiakall: Hef!
inuyasha: *glares*
tiakall: Would you rather I say sit?
inuyasha: WAGH!! *wham*
When they finally broke the kiss
Washu: *wakes up* Did I miss something?
tiakall: Not at all.
skuld: yeah, just a couple of barf-worthy scenes.
hanyou: hey, you thought they were cute!
skuld: *shrugs*
tiakall: Ever notice how many words there are for barf? There's
puke, gag, hurl, toss your cookies, lose your lunch, do the
tchnicolor yawn, worship the porcelin throne...
inuyasha: you're forgetting "blow chunks."
tiakall: That too.
inuyasha: *satsified* heh.
Ryoko just stared at him she never tought
tiakall: You had us deceived this entire fic! BITCH!
*there's a collective sigh*
he could be such a good kisser,she slowly started to blush.
"You know what
Ki-chan: No, I don't know What. Is he cute?
inuyasha: *groans*
Tenchi,now I love you even more"she said crying.
tiakall: o_O Riiiiiiight...
Ki-chan: Let's add that to the list of 'Things Tenchi Characters
Would Never Do'.
all: OOC!!!!
Tenchi held her in his arms.
inuyasha: *as fic tenchi* ugh. she's heavy!
Ki-chan: *snickers, then blinks* Waitaminute! Fido said something
FUNNY!! *falls over*
inuyasha: *bares his fangs* hey!!
"Ryoko why are you crying?"
tiakall: You were right. Tenchi is dumber than a box of hair
in this one.
hanyou: *sighs*
he asked her.
"Tenchi I'm just so happy you love me to,
skuld: that's gotta be the lamest, oldest romantic cliche EVER.
hanyou: and knowing you, you probably think it's cute.
skuld: well...
tiakall: *falls over* he doesn't. Tell me he doesn't...
skuld: awwwwwwwww.!
hanyou: *bops skuld* ARGH!!
of all my attempts to get you to love me
hanyou: translated from ryoko language: "of all of my
attempts to get you to sleep with me."
inuyasha: how true.
they all failed & now finally you do love me for real
tiakall: We're gonna have FUUUN tonight!
Ki-chan: I need some HOT STUFF baby this evening...
tiakall: Hey, how come you can sing and I can't?!
Ki-chan: .....
inuyasha: yeah, wench! *bops ki-chan*
Ki-chan: SHI-NE! *whips out a giant mallet and whaps inuyasha
into the ground*
inuyasha: *stays buried under the ground for a minute, then a
very, very bruised dog demon emerges* ouch! my ears...
not just in my dreams".
tiakall: Only in the dreams of some deranged T/R fan.
hanyou: *points to skuld*
skuld: hey!
"Ryoko,this is just the begining of our new lives ,I promise I will start loving you more than just a friend from right now,
Washu/Ki-chan: *barf*
one things strait
tiakall: Of Gibralter!
I wont let you be alone in life ever again"he said with a caring smile.
inuyasha: *throws up*
skuld: aww -
hanyou: *bops skuld* will you STOPPIT, already??!
"Tenchi,thanks,
tiakall: Add another one to that list.
hanyou: *jotting it down* yikes. 501 and counting.
I'll wait patiently
hanyou: oi!
inuyasha: since when is ryoko *ever* patient?
skuld: yeah! i mean, she was just griping about her impatience
about tenchi not choosing three paragraphs ago!
hanyou: *sighs* 502.
Ki-chan: Hypocritical little bitch, isn't she?
hanyou: *glares* who, me or ryoko?!
Ki-chan: Ryoko, of course.
hanyou: *sighs with relief* good.
till you say you really love me
tiakall: What do you THINK he just did?
hanyou: *smacks forehead* ugs.
like you're girlfriend
inuyasha: GOD! aren't they pretty much together now?!
skuld: *scratches head* this is a weird T/R fic.
or mate,
tiakall: ô.o
hanyou: MATE?!?!
inuyasha: *howls* AWOOOO!!!
skuld: o_O ;;; eh?!
but now I just want one thing that would make me very happy"she said.
hanyou: *as tenchi* and that would be...?
inuyasha: *as ryoko* fuckin' till the break of dawn.
tiakall: As if we didn't all see THAT one coming.
inuyasha: *hentai grin* hehe.
"And what could that be Ryoko?"he asked.
"Well my dear Tenchi I would want more than anithing to
break the good news to Miss Ayeka"she finished laughing
evily.
tiakall: Yep. Same old Ryoko.
Ki-chan: Same old shallow bitch...
hanyou: *sighs* perhaps the first IC thing in this fic....
Tenchi sweatdroped
inuyasha: eh?!
hanyou: not only does the author need remedial english, but a
class on how to use spell check as well.
"Come on Ryoko let's go home,I think you need a good sleep"he said.
hanyou: heh. i don't think either of them are going to be
sleeping at ALL...
skuld: hentai.
hanyou: look who's talking.
"Which home ours or you're apartment?"she asked.
"My apartment of course"he said.
tiakall: ô.o
skuld: looks like tenchi's finally making his move.
"OK Tenchi I promise you're life will never be boring ever again"Ryoko said grining seductevly
all: o_O
as the two walked off togheter
tiakall: Into the sunset.
Ki-chan: Where they burned to a crisp.
tiakall: Works for me.
holding hands,it was the beggining of a blossoming realitionship .
hanyou: ugh. ANOTHER over-used, romantic cliche.
skuld: *hearts in eyes*
hanyou: ..........
tiakall: Someone get this guy a girlfriend.
Ki-chan/Washu: Taken already!
hanyou: oh, you don't need to worry. he's gay.
skuld: WHAT??!! am NOT!!!
hanyou: hehehe.
tiakall: Sorry, most of my guys are taken too.
skuld: *fuming* i. am. NOT. gay!!!
inuyasha: oh, come on. i've seen the way you look at me.
skuld: *grumbling* damn you and your stupid cute ears...
tiakall: Moving on...
hanyou: right.
*I know a way we can make our relationship grow fast over night*Ryoko tought with a grin.
inuyasha: *gets nosebleed* damn!
hanyou: you know, sometimes i think sex is ALL ryoko wants from
tenchi...
tiakall: Ya think?
hanyou: *scratches head, looking at a picture of tenchi* though i
can't imagine WHY...
tiakall: You tell me and we'll both know.
And as for Sakuya she stayed friends with Tenchi
tiakall: Probably the nicest ending for Sakuya I've ever seen...
& lets just say Ayeka wasn't too happy about Tenchi & Ryoko.
hanyou: can't imagine she would be.
Owari
tiakall: Pointless Japanese, anyone?
inuyasha: *cringes*
hanyou: it's okay, inu. it's "owari," not "osuwari."
inuyasha: ACK!! *wham*
hanyou: oops, hehehe...
A/N:What did you guys think ,
tiakall: Duh! We think it sucked!
Ki-chan: Be glad you don't do Kiyone fics.
hanyou: hehe.
I tried to keep it short,
inuyasha: seemed way too long for me!
tiakall: You also tried to keep it good, too bad it didn't work.
& incase you're wondering ,Sakuya was a real person in this fic not a shadow.
tiakall: ....And your point?
hanyou: i'm not sure if there is one.
Remeber it's a A/U fic
inuyasha: ayeka/ukyo?
skuld: andrew/usagi?!
hanyou: try "alternate universe."
afterall.R+R please or F or R whatever
tiakall: And X and U and G.
,well anyway thanks for reading.
inuyasha: *sarcastically* my pleasure, buddy.
tiakall: Well. We managed to get through that one with a minimum
of drugs...
Ki-chan: *cracks knuckles* Now that the sedatives have worn off...
tiakall: o.o Inuyasha...
inuyasha: *eyes ki-chan warily* ........
tiakall: Run for your life.
inuyasha: *gulps, eyes ki-chan again* holy shit...
Ki-chan: *gets out the Big Fuckin' Mallet* GYAHA!! SHIIII-NEEE!!
*runs after him*
inuyasha: AIYAA!! *runs like a scared puppy*
tiakall: Say goodnight, hanyou.
hanyou: g'night.