Ctarl Ctarl trouble
Written by anjpr, MSTed by "...."

Riikii: *holds up fic* Oh my god...
Ryo-chan: Is that...
Riikii: Get Fred. Get Fred NOW.
Ryo-chan: Oh gods...


This is my story.

Talpa-chan: No shit.
Luna-chan: Really? Are you sure?
Shin-chan: I thought it was their dog's...
Seiji-chan: There's a difference?
Shin-chan: Hmmm....

I don't own OLS

Fred: No, that's Gene's.

or any other animes/movies and such

Luna-chan: There is a god.
Riikii: Besides Hades?
Luna-chan: >_< Don't mention him.

that are in this Fic.
Read and review.

Talpa-chan: Siskel and Ebert give it two cheeks.
Luna-chan: Which is...?
Talpa-chan: *hentai grin*
Luna-chan: ...

Chapter 1: Introduction

All: Oooooooh...


"Where are

Riikii: My pants!
All: ...
Riikii: Wha?
Seiji-chan: Okay, Talpa-chan...
Riikii/Talpa-chan: HEY!

we now you dumbass!"

Ryo-chan: *looks* I don't see the author...

yelled Jim to his

Luna-chan: Abject slave!
Ryo-chan: You're getting the hang of this.

colleage.
"Don't you call me that again!"

Fred: Yes, no being mean to Gene! *_*
Riikii: But I thought you liked Jim too.
Fred: ;_; Damn, this fic is cruel!

yelled Gene

Shin-chan: Baby got

back. The Outlaw Star was in the middle of nowhere.

Ryo-chan: Fits the story.
Riikii: SETTING! *_*

"Gillium, answer this

Luna-chan: Million dollar question!

IDIOT his question." Jim was ready to maul

Seiji-chan: Ooh! A mauling!

Gene but Aisha grabbed his arm and with her superior

Shin-chan: Intellect?
Fred: *snork* Compared to who?
Shin-chan: The author.
Fred: Oh.

strength, pulled him back. It had been 3 years since the Outlaw Star adventures.

Riikii: Time flies in lame fics.
Shin-chan: I know! Every time you turn around, another two hours have passed!

"Ok, Jim. ENOUGH!

Talpa-chan: Now, if you REALLY wanted me to be perverted, I could say something here--
All: WE DON'T!

Go to your quarters.

Talpa-chan: Or better yet, go to my room.

We all need sleep,

Seiji-chan: Sleep is for the weak.

Especially a delicate

Luna-chan: Pain in the ass.

flower like me needs her beuty sleep,"

Fred: *snerk* Yes, I bet you do.

yelled/ said

Riikii: Is that a word?
Ryo-chan: *perks up* All your base are belong to us?
Riikii: That'll do.

Aisha. Jim pouted

Fred: *hearts in eyes* He's so cute when he pouts!

then sighed.
"Delicate my ass!"

Talpa-chan: *hentai laugh* Is it?
Luna-chan: That was way more information than we needed to know.

yelled Gene. Aisha ignored him.
"Gillium, where are we?

Riikii: In a bad fic.
Ryo-chan: In the middle of nowhere.

Then I'll go,"

Riikii: We've already said...goodbye...but since you gotta go, oh you better go now!

siad Jim.
" We are 10 jumps

Talpa-chan: Or 40 hops, or 36 pi skips.

away from Heiphon,"

Ryo-chan: Where?

replied Gillium.
"It'll take us about a day or 2 to get there," Added Melfina.

Riikii: O_O Two days in this fic?? EVIL!
Shin-chan: Look on the bright side. Time does fly...

"Off to bed now Jim,"

Luna-chan: *as mother* It's past your bedtime, young man!

said Aisha pushing him, "I'll be sleeping too."

Talpa-chan: *cackle*
All: ...

They left.

Peasants: Yay.

"Boy, those pirates

Shin-chan: Can make a mean souffle!

really put us off course,"

Shin-chan: Oh.

concluded Gene to the location.

Location: *yawn* And I care?

"I'll just take a nap right here." Sazuka

Fred: AAAH! Evil woman! *hides under Ryo-chan*
Ryo-chan: O_O!
Riikii: *drags Fred out* My -chan! Mine!

had left 3 months before

Fred: *trying to get the peasants to say Yay*

to go back to work.

Riikii: She works? She does all of two jobs in the show, and she makes so much money off them she's never broke.
Fred: >_< Evil!

"Hey Gillium, stop at a good place to eat about 1/4 way, k?"
"Very well,"replied Gillium.
(Gunshot)

Talpa-chan: *perks up* Did someone die?

"WAKE UP EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled the computer.

Luna-chan: o_O Since when does IT yell?

"MY EARS!!!!!!!" screamed Aisha,

Luna-chan: Now her yelling I can understand.

"Grrrrrrrrrrr.....Stupid computer!!"

Seiji-chan: *points* Look, it's Riikii talking to her computer!
Riikii: Shut up. -___-

They all grouped

Talpa-chan: o_O
Riikii: Don't tell me you took that the wrong way.
Talpa-chan: I did, and it was scary.
Riikii: o_O;;;;

in the cockpit. Aisha yawned. "I'm so tired."
"We have arrived at Che' Lobst'er," said Gillium.
"SEAFOOD!" screamed Aisha in excitement, then drools at the smell coming from the resturant.

Ryo-chan: They can smell it from the cockpit?
Riikii: Maybe they ordered takeout?

"Sounds good," said Jim.

Luna-chan: o_O The food makes noise now?

"Don't eat too much or we'll all wash dishes," said Gene.

Shin-chan: This coming from the very image of self-restraint.
Fred: *_* Isn't he wonderful?
All: ... *sigh*

(Gunshot)

Talpa-chan: *looking around for someone dead or maimed*

The group was washing dishes.

All: *shock* NO!

"This is all your fault Aisha!

Luna-chan: Sure, blame the cat girl. What the heck. Easy targets.

That 10th helping was enough but nooooo you had to get 10 more!" yealled Gene.

Riikii: ...yealled?
Ryo-chan: Well, he IS supposed to be a space cowboy, kinda...
Riikii: That's stretching it.

"Well, at least you know how I feel when I do this.....moron," said Aisha.

Fred: NO INSULTING MY GENE! *smacks Aisha*
All: ...
Shin-chan: *whispers to Seiji-chan* He has no taste in men, does he?
Seiji-chan: None at all.
Riikii: *looks at them and raises eyebrow* Like you two can talk? Or is there something you're not telling us?
Seiji-chan/Shin-chan: O_O ... -___-

"Shuddup Aisha!" yelled Gene. Aisha growled then mumbled under her breath. Jim laughed when he heard her comment

Luna-chan: I bet it was one of those jokes that begins with "A man walks into a bar..."
Riikii: That would hurt.

(he was right beside her).

All: *more shock* No way!

"What'd she say, Hawking!?" Aisha kicked Jim

Fred: EVIL! *smacks Aisha again* Someone should take care of that fiend.
Talpa-chan: Ooh! Let me! Let me!

then growled.
"Let's calm down, everyone," suggested Melfina. Eerie silence came upon the room.

Riikii: *hums Twilight Zone theme*

"Well we paid 9/10 (90% to those morons)

Riikii: Like the author can talk?
Ryo-chan: Everyone in the room who can NOT do simple fractions, raise your hand.
Peasants: *raise hands*
All: ...

of the meal tab. How much do we have left, Jim?" asked Gene.

Talpa-chan: If they still have money, why are they washing dishes?
Riikii: Well, if Gene can't do simple math...
Luna-chan: That was the author.
Riikii: Oh, right.

" Maybe around 4,000 wong left in our bank account," answered Jim.
"How much do we owe Fred?" asked Gene.

Fred: ME! ^__^ And money! ^________^
All: ...

"About 1.2 million wong,"

Fred: *glare* James! I never thought you managed your accounts so woefully!

replied Jim, "we paid some of it."

Fred: ^___^

Gene sighed.
"Leave you freeloaders!" yelled the manager.

Talpa-chan: Isn't a freeloader someone who gets benefits for no work?
Riikii: Like you guys?

"What'd you say!!?"

Shin-chan: Hearing problem, Gene?
Seiji-chan: What? What'd you say?

yelled Gene. The rest of the gang sighed.
(Gunshot)

Talpa-chan: *shoots a random passerby* ^______^

Aisha, Jim, Gene, and Melfina went to bed. They were almost there.

Riikii: And everything goes into slow motion....NOW!
Seiji-chan: So....is...this...a...race?
Luna-chan: This...is...annoying... -___-

Suddenly,

Riikii: Okay, we can stop now.
All: YAY!
Riikii: What are you guys, peasants on Prozac?

Explosion like sounds

Ryo-chan: And where we come from, we call them 'explosions'.

went off! Aisha screamed.

Talpa-chan: Is she in pain?
Luna-chan: For once, I'm with him.

"I'm...gonna...do...somethin'....bad...to..that......computer!!!!"

Riikii: We already stopped the slow motion.

yelled Aisha. Gene laughed which Aisha heard it. "This is your fault isn't it Gene!!?"

Shin-chan: Sure. Blame the man.

Aisha roared.

Riikii: I am woman, hear me roar!

She ran out of her room and attacked Gene.

Fred: ;_;
Seiji-chan: Whoohoo! An ass kicking!

Melfina and Jim stopped her

Talpa-chan: Okay. How can a prissy little android and a kid stop a rampaging cat-girl?
Fred: James must've used his wonderful charm. ^_^
Talpa-chan: ...

before she did any serious damage.

All: DAMN!
Fred: Yay!

Aisha was mad.

Ryo-chan: No, really?

"Mel keep an eye on the loser

Riikii: *as Mel* Right! *goes to find the author*

and I'll keep an eye on Aisha," commanded Jim.

Riikii: That really is a disturbing figure of speech, yanno?
All: ...

"All right," she replied. Gene sighed.

Cye-chan: *pokes head in the door* You called?
Riikii: We're doing a MST. Begone.
Cye-chan: Gladly. *leaves in a hurry*

Jim pushed Aisha out of the room with little retort from her.

Luna-chan: Oh yeah. Like THAT'S possible.

Aisha mumbled.
"C'mon Aisha, Let's go play a game or something," sighed Jim.

Talpa-chan: *hentai laugh* Heh heh. Yeah, let's play a game...
Riikii: *looks ahead* For once, I think he's right. Looks a bit like an Aisha/Jim pairing.
All: O_O He's RIGHT?
Fred: NO! T_T

(Gunshot)

Riikii: *takes gun from Talpa-chan* No. This doesn't suit you anyway.
Talpa-chan: You have a point... *gets out sword and slays nearest person of no importance.
Riikii: ...
Random person: You killed my auntie!

"Let's see...we need money from Fred first,"

Fred: *crosses arms* You'll have to work for it first, you know.

said Gene as they walked. Suddenly, some guy

Random person: ME! ^_^
Riikii: ...You aren't George by any chance, are you?
Random person: ...No!
Riikii: ...I'm scared now.

ran up to them and followed them playing Backstreet Boy's music (like the commercial).

Seiji-chan: o_O I don't want to know what he watches.

Gene, getting pissed, pulled out his double-barrel blaster and shot the guy.

George: O_O They hath killed me, Mother... *dies*
All: YAY!

He pulls out the tape

Luna-chan: This is supposed to be the future, not the 80's.
Riikii: Could've been worse. It might've been an 8 track...
All: A what?
Riikii: Never mind...

and stomps on it. "Stupid ASS group!"

Luna-chan: And the point of that was...?
Riikii: The author doesn't like boy bands?
Luna-chan: Who does?
Riikii: People who think 'a cappella' includes percussion? -___-;;

"Jim,(changing the subject)

Ryo-chan: How does one talk in parentheses?
Riikii: *shrug* Whispering?

you're coming with me!" said Aisha, picking him up.

Shin-chan: Girl, if you cook as good as you look...FEED ME!
Talpa-chan: Did you just touch my ass? No? Damn!
Ryo-chan: Please come here...I'm desperate!
Seiji-chan: Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
Fred: Um...I have a lot of money.
Luna-chan/Riikii: You guys are embarrassing.

"Anywhere but Fred's

Fred: ;_; You never come see me anymore, James!

is a good place," sighed Jim as he was being carried away.

Ryo-chan: Isn't he a little young to get hitched?
Luna-chan: Go Jim, go Jim! It's your birthday!
Fred: T_T

"Damn! At least you're with me Mel," said Gene, kinda pissed,

Ryo-chan: That's a step down. Before, he was just pissed.
Fred: *still trying to come up with a decent pickup line* So I heard there's four quarters in a dollar these days.

" Jackasses."
"They're donkeys?" asked Mel.

Riikii: This one wins the Most IC Line of the Fic.

Gene sighed. Scene changes to Jim and Aisha.

All: Ooooooh...

"So where we goin'?" asked Jim. Aisha put him down.

Talpa-chan: Heheh-- *is whacked by everyone in the room* x_@

"Somewhere nice to eat," replied Aisha a little too calm. "I found it the last time we were here. You'll like it."
"We don't have money," said Jim.

Luna-chan: *as Aisha* I knew I forgot something...

"The owner owes me the meals," replied Aisha.

Riikii: o_O For what?
Talpa-chan: *snickers*
Riikii: ...

"What's the matter with you and Gene?" asked Jim.

Luna-chan: *as Aisha* He dumped me, that bastard!

" He's a fuckin" moron of whom I can't take anymore of," said Aisha. "You're a nice kid and I enjoy spending time with you."

Riikii: Told you. He was right.
Talpa-chan: ^_^
Posse: *in shock*

Jim smiled as they walked with a slight blush.

Luna-chan: *as Aisha, to the slight blush* This isn't a threesome.

If I get some good reviews here... I'll continue it.

Posse: *go to flame the author*
Riikii: No! Bad MSTers! Bad MSTers!

Ryo-chan: So, what did you think of your first MSTing experience, Luna-chan?
Luna-chan: I discovered that Talpa-chan is a pervert, all you guys are embarrassing, and Riikii has a few screws loose for making you all do this.
Riikii: You've got the basic idea.
Ryo-chan: ... *turns to Fred* How about you, Fred?
Fred: *sobbing* Damn that Ctarl-Ctarl! I'll get her yet for warping my poor James! I'll show her! *grabs Talpa-chan's sword and runs out*
Riikii: O_O It's a psychotic businessman on the loose. Someone stop him, quick! *all run out after Fred*

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