Sailor Moon: The Seasons Come to Visit, Part 1
(Between Sailor Moon R and Sailor Moon S)
Written By: Marcelle McGuirk
October, 1999
(MSTed by 'da gang')
Riikii: I had a thought.
Seiji-chan: You think?
Riikii: Shut up. There aren't any Sailor types in my posse, are
there?
Ryo-chan: *falls out of his chair* I thought we were doing a
Ronin fic!
Kento: *grin* Cute babes...I'm not complaining.
Riikii: This is a problem...I'll be right back.
Shin-chan: o.o;; She's not getting -her-, is she?
Ryo: Who's 'her'?
Ryo-chan: Another of her creations.
Ryo: *whimper* Like the pink Mew?
Ryo-chan: Just about as bad.
Riikii: *comes back in with a short black haired girl* Meet
tiakall, aka Sailor X!
tiakall: RYO! *glomp*
Rowen: *furious* MINE!
tiakall: *whips out a broadsword* Excuse you?!
Riikii: Who's got the sedatives?
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Sunlight Park, August 1999, Tokyo, Japan
Ryo-chan: O_O;; Setting?? This fic has a SETTING?
Riikii: Take it easy, Ryo-chan.
Kento: *looking at tiakall while eating popcorn* Well, she's cute...
It was a bright sunny day in Tokyo. Darien and I
Ryo: *trying to get tiakall off him* Who's 'I'?
Seiji-chan: Pray that it's Serena and not a self insert.
were sitting on a bench
in the park, eating ice cream
Riikii: Some things never change. Oi, tia, let Ryo breathe...
Rowen: *glaring* He's mine, you.
tiakall: *raises an eyebrow* Since when are you a fruitcake,
Smurf?
Rowen: ...Smurf?
and talking about the events of the last
couple of weeks. Reeny
Shin-chan: Who?
Riikii: I think they were looking for Rini.
tiakall: Now, Black Lady...I'd have HER on my side in a fight any
day.
had gone home two days ago and I was still
pretty crushed
Seiji-chan: *drops a two-ton weight on Serena* I bet you are.
about it. Darien told me that he would try to make it
easier for me,
Kento: Do a little dance...make a little love, get down tonight!
but I personally didn't think it would work. We had
gotten
on the subject
Subject: And I really wish you weren't, you're heavy!
of the future. And when that subject lead to the
possibility
of having a kid, I burst out
Shin-chan: I'm not dead yet!
in tears.
Darien asked what was wrong and I was so upset all I could manage
was "Reeny!",
Rowen: The Reeny beeny spider went up the waterspout...
All: ....
Rowen: ...I'll shut up now.
and a gasp. Darien then took my chin in his hands and tilted it up and was about to kiss me
tiakall: GACK! *lets go of Ryo, distracted* You didn't tell me
there was gonna be any mushy stuff in this!!
Rowen: *glomps Ryo* MINE!
when..............
All of a sudden
Seiji-chan: That was a very long all of a sudden.
it got really hot and then really cold.
Riikii: *grabs jaw* Dang it, my teeth are sensitive!
Then a warm
sensation and then a bone chilling wind came over us after that!
Shin-chan: Been there, done that... *holds up shirt* Got the T-shirt.
Kento: I want one of those...
Then
when we looked up all we saw was a big cloud of dust
Ryo: Dust is SO last century...
with the shadows
of four figures inside. They looked like the figures of the two
sailor
scouts I saw in my dream.
tiakall: *looks up* You moron, that was Uranus and Neptune,
not these twits. Sheesh. No wonder I never liked dumplings-for-brains...
Ryo-chan: *looks at Riikii* Where did you come up with her?
Riikii: I'm really not sure. *shrug* Just a RP chara I like to
use. I have yet to use her in fanfiction.
Ryo-chan: *looks at tiakall trying to get Rowen off Ryo* Good...I
didn't think you liked RW/SM crossovers anyway.
tiakall: *glare* Gotta problem with me, ya Ryo wannabe?
Ryo-chan: Excuse you?
Riikii: Down, psychotic sailor!
Then, the dust started to clear. The four figures were more visible now.
Kento: Are they cute?
Rowen: *fighting tiakall for Ryo* With your luck, they're
probably terrifying beyond all reason.
Riikii: Wait...there were two before.
Ryo-chan: The author cannot count.
They looked exactly like sailor scouts!
Riikii: *falls over* Gee, I wonder why? This couldn't be a self-insert.
Then one of them, obviously the
leader
tiakall: Is she the one that dies, then? *looks hopeful*
stepped forward and said," Sailor Moon, Tuxedo Mask,
Shin-chan: It's Neo-Princess to you!
we are
the Four Seasons.
Riikii: I loved that band.
I am Sailor Winter and these are my
Rowen: Lovers.
Kento: NO! ;_;
companions......"
Kento: HA!
Rowen: Dang.
" Sailor Spring...." Spring was wearing a pastely
Seiji-chan: And for a change of pace, she likes to wear gluely outfits too.
pink, green, and
yellow
Riikii: Ick...
outfit.
Kento: By outfit, do they mean those really short skirts?
She was about as tall
Riikii/tiakall: DIE!
Kento: *whispers to Ryo* I think they're both psychotic.
as me and had shoulder-length brown hair.
"Sailor Summer...." Summer was wearing a bright purple
Riikii: o_O PURPLE? What the crap? How does one associate
SUMMER with PURPLE?
Ryo-chan: Bruises?
outfit. She was
as tall
Riikii/tiakall: EVIL again!
as Jupiter, and had mid-back length curly blonde hair.
Riikii: Eek, a blonde!
Kento: Hey, I happen to like blond chicks!
"And Sailor Fall." Fall was wearing a light brown and orange outfit.
Shin-chan: And her alter ego is Sailor Halloween.
She
was about as tall as Mercury, and had very long auburn hair.
Sailor Winter had a ice blue and minty colored outfit. She was as
tall
as
Darien and had cropped light blue hair.
Darien and I were silent the entire time.
tiakall: She's too tactful for her own good.
Finally, Darien asked, "How
did
you know who we are and where we were?"
tiakall: *dryly* Doesn't everybody?
Sailor Spring answered," Sailor Pluto,
tiakall: Trista! You traitor!
sent us through the time portal
to
the exact location. She told us what you looked like and it was
easy to
spot your hair, Serena."
I was about to say something about her remark,
tiakall: Gasp! Serena actually be not-nice to someone that
isn't Raye? The world is at an end!
Ryo: She's getting into this too much.
Rowen: As long as she keeps her hands off you, I don't care.
but then Sailor Winter
said, "Well we had better change into regular clothes so
that people
don't stare at us."
All: Too late for that.
And with that they said, "Winter detransformation!",
"Spring detransformation!", "Summer
detransformation!", and "Fall
detransformation!".
Then Sailor Winter said, " You will now call Sailor Spring,
tiakall: And if we don't want to? Who are you to order people around, ya Sailor wannabe?
Leia.
Riikii: I'm a diplomat and Jedi in training on the side, too.
Sailor
Summer, Elizabeth. Sailor Fall, Mara.
Riikii: Another Jedi! Someone's been reading Star Wars too much.
And you will call me, Celeste."
Finally I was able to get a word in.
All: You're tellin' me!
" Well, Celeste, why are you here?"
Ryo: *as Celeste* Seemed like the thing to do. I wanted to check the local shopping.
" We are here because an evil sailor,
tiakall: *cackles*
Ryo-chan: Are you SURE she's not evil?
Riikii: Um....
Sailor Solar,
tiakall: The name alone suggests she's lame. Damn. There went
my hopes.
Kento: o_O;; Get away from me, you psycho.
tiakall: Wha? Just because I want a few of them dead...
All: ...
is after us. She
chased us to all ends of the galaxy.
Kento: Whoa, SOMEONE needs a hobby!
We came here to see if you and the
sailor scouts would be willing to help us.
tiakall: Why? Less pitiful Sailors to clutter up the battlefield.
Neo-Queen Serenity sent us."
tiakall: *mutters* The queen's a moron...
"Oh! Well if she sent you we would be willing to help for sure!
tiakall: I am so glad I'm not being dragged into this...
Riikii: You aren't in the world of SM fanfiction.
tiakall: I suppose I should be thankful.
Riikii: Well, yes!
I might
have to talk it over with the others first though.
Rowen: Oh, sure! Just drag them into another war where they
might be killed.
tiakall: Which would most likely happen.
Rowen: *gives her a glare before continuing* But I'm sure they
wouldn't mind possibly being killed.
tiakall: *mutters* I know I wouldn't...
Is that OK?"
"It is alright, Serena.", said Mara.
Riikii: Jade! ^_^
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Riikii: That has got to be the most boring spacer I've ever
seen.
tiakall: So now we're talking about the stupid row of hyphens?
This is so a waste of my time.
Sailor Solar's Spaceship, August 1999, Outer Space Above Tokyo
tiakall: I've always wanted to be in space. ^_^
Posse: ....
Kento: Man, she's weird.
Riikii: Hey!
Sailor Solar looked out of her viewport and sighed.
Chasing these Sailor
Seasons is getting rather tiring.
Ryo-chan: Then why do it?
They think that I do not know their
plan.
They think so childishly.
tiakall: And you don't?
Well, drastic times call for drastic measures.
Rowen: That line is older than Talpa!
" Computer! Give me the exact locations of the Sailor Seasons! Now!",
Riikii: Hey, don't be rude to your computer unless you want to get to know the Blue Screen of Death.
she demanded. At least this will give me something to do
Kento: Like I said, she REALLY needs a hobby.
until I receive
another transmission from my microscopic probe droids.
All: o_O;;
Ryo-chan: She's Washu!
As the computer brought up her request, a red light
started blinking on
the control panel.
Rowen: Red lights are usually self destruct or danger lights...
tiakall: YES!
At last! Now I will know what they are doing!
Seiji-chan: You said you already knew their plan, moron.
tiakall: *looks at Seiji-chan* I like him.
She
pressed the button and listened carefully.
Rowen: A super technological spaceship and it doesn't even have an amplifier?
Ahhhh! So! The Sailor
seasons are asking the old Sailor Scouts to help them. What a
pity!
All: Exactly!
Those poor little
tiakall: *rolls up sleeve* Say that again. I dare you.
Riikii: Amen, sista!
girls will be so sad to see their lives end so
suddenly.
Rowen: How does one see their own life end?
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
All: ...
tiakall: Okay, now that was the lamest laugh I've ever heard.
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Sailor Solar's Spaceship, August 1999, Outer Space, Above Tokyo
"Hmm. Well this will present a problem.
Rowen: *looks up* Problems, what kind of problems?
Riikii: How about my calculus?
But I do know who Tuxedo
Mask is, thanks to the past Negaverse records.
All: ...
tiakall: Great, she's not only lame, she's omnipotent and lame!
Ryo: *whispers to Rowen* The Negaverse kept records?
Rowen: *shrug* News to me.
Unfortunately, Queen
Beryl and Prince Diamond
tiakall: Prince Diamond wasn't part of the Negaverse, twit.
were too incompetent
Shin-chan: And you're not?
to find out who the
sailor scouts were. Well I'll just have to figure that out myself.
I
already
know what their names are.
tiakall: Oh. Mah. Gawd. Tell me she's not THAT stupid. She knows their names but doesn't know who they are?
Serena, Ami, Raye, Lita, and Mina. All I
need to know is what they look like and which Sailor Scout they
are.
tiakall: Considering they really don't look any different, it
probably will not be that hard.
Rowen: Even for her?
Soon those wimpy Sailor Scouts will be no more! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
Riikii: That laugh again...
Now I think I'll pay a little visit to Tuxedo Mask. Or
should I say
Darien
Shields.
Seiji-chan: Heaven help us, she knows a last name!
No more to be had of Sailor Moon's lover boy!
tiakall: Damn, and he was cute, too.
Riikii: ...I thought you liked Ryo.
tiakall: Oh yeah. *glomps him again*
Ryo: ...
Rowen: MINE!
tiakall: MINE!
*anime fight cloud breaks out*
Riikii: Whoops.
Or of the trouble
he always causes.
Riikii: Throwing roses causes trouble?
Rowen: Ya gotta think of the environmental issues.
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Darien's Apartment, August 23, Tokyo, Japan
Darien was looking out at the stars. Wow what a busy day.
Ryo-chan: *raises hand* Stop me if I'm wrong, but stars don't come out during the day.
Oh I wish
All: I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner...
all
the stars would someday be at peace.
Ryo: Stars have wars? Who knew?
Riikii: Star Wars!
I can't believe that someone
decided to rebuild Starlight Towers.
Shin-chan: Obviously Darien has never heard of commericalism.
Boy just thinking about what
happened there makes my shoulder hurt. Zoysite was such a menace.
tiakall: Oh, please. He was lamer than his lover.
Kento: O_O;; HE??
tiakall: *smug* There are some things they don't want you to know.
Kento: Damn, I thought he was cute too! ARGH! I'M STRAIGHT,
DAMMIT!! *begins beating head on wall*
Ryo: *amused* Give up, Kento.
Darien then noticed that his stomach was growling, because
he hadn't
eaten any lunch.
Kento: O_O Torture!
Well he fixed himself some tofu and sat down on the
couch with it in front of the television. He was about to hit the
power
button but then the entire wall lit up.
All: Oooooohhh...
Standing on his wall was the face
Ryo-chan: A face can stand? Wow, I'm impressed.
of a sailor scout with shoulder length
carrot red hair. Her outfit was yellow and bright orange.
Riikii: Wait, I've seen her before...
tiakall: For your sake, I hope not!
"What do you want and who are you!," Darien demanded.
Ryo: *as Darien* And why am I overcome with this strange sense
of deja vu?
Riikii: Because you're being glomped by two people at once?
Ryo: *looks down and sees both Rowen and tiakall clinging to him*
>_<
"You will find that out soon enough! Now sit down and
shut your
mouth!",
tiakall: C'mon, can't I bump her off? No one likes a rude twit.
Riikii: And what does that make you?
tiakall: Rude but intelligent.
Riikii: ...
said the figure", I am Sailor Solar and I know very
well who
you
are, TUXEDO MASK!
Ryo-chan: Dun dun dun!
Now what I want from you is
Riikii: What all the Sailors want from him. What a girl wants...what a girl needs...
to meet me at
Starlight Towers
Seiji-chan: *as Darien* I've done that already.
at 4:30 tomorrow afternoon, or else!"
Kento: *snerk* Or else I'm gonna tell my mummy on you!
"Well what would you do if I didn't come?", Darien asked challengingly.
Seiji-chan: Possibly the stupidest question one could ask in this situation.
"Well what do you think!",
Riikii: *confused* Darien thinks? And all the time I thought he was this pretty face.
snapped Sailor Solar," It's quite simple,
tiakall: That's really saying something for you.
I'll just
kill your precious Sailor Moon.
tiakall: YAY!
Or better yet, BOTH of you.
tiakall: Again, YAY!
Riikii: NOOO! Not pretty boy!
You may
bring only one person with you.
Seiji-chan: *as Sailor Solar* Because I want a threesome!
Riikii: O_O;; Who are you and what have you done to Seiji-chan?
And I would highly suggest
tiakall: But that implies that you think! And we've already proven that's not the case for you.
that it's not
Sailor Moon."
Kento: Why, is she lame in the sack?
Riikii: *falls over* Talpa-chan must be hiding in here!
Then she blinked out.
Peasants: YAY!
Riikii: o.o;;
What in the world
Rowen: Is that growth in my refridgerator? I knew I was a bit overdue for a cleaning...
am I going to do? Well one
thing's for sure
Rowen: I need some Lysol!
I am not bringing Serena into this or any of the
others. I
will do it on my own.
Girls: A man would!
Ryo-chan: Hey!
Riikii: You are in NO position to talk.
Ryo-chan: ...
Then Darien flicked on his television and ate his dinner
trying not to
give it any more thought.
Riikii: *still confused* He was thinking in the first place?
tiakall: -__-;; Don't strain yourself.
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Cherry Hill Temple, August 24, Tokyo, Japan
"Well I guess you guys
Ryo: Guys? They're the Stars in disguise!
will have to stay here with me.
tiakall: I'm almost starting to feel sorry for Raye. Almost
being the key word.
Ryo: You don't like her either?
tiakall: Why would I? She's a bitch!
Rowen: *mutters* And you aren't?
Ryo: Is there anybody you like?
tiakall: Well, yeah. I'm friends with 'Taru and Trista. Good
thing they're not in this or I would really massacre the author.
All: ...
Luckily I got
Grandpa to believe that you are
Riikii: The human sacrifices we ordered.
here to help out with the temple."
"I was just happy that we were able to find a
tiakall: Rack!
Riikii: Amen, sista! *high fives*
Posse: ... o_O;;;;
place for them to stay. I
was
the next candidate for
Riikii: The human sacrifice.
them. I couldn't stand living with four girls.
Kento: *laugh* Darien, you know you would've loved it.
tiakall: Personally, I wouldn't be able to stand ONE of them, let
alone four...
Well I
have to go. See you guys
Rowen: In the afterlife!
later!"
"Bye Darien!"
Luna was the first one to break up the silence.
Riikii: And what did the silence do to you?
"Well girls, do you know what Sailor Solar looks like
and where she
might be?"
Kento: *as Sailor Seasons* No, we're blind.
Leia quickly responded to the question.
"Well I had a very close fight with her so I could tell you
what she
looked
like.
Riikii: *sarcastic* I would hope so.
Kento: Shoot. There goes the blind theory.
She had curly shoulder-length carrot red hair. She was
about as
tall
tiakall/Riikii: EVIL!
as Raye. She had green eyes. Umm. Oh!
Rowen: Probably the most intelligent thing she'll ever say.
Her sailor outfit was yellow
and bright orange.
Ryo: Dude, someone has no color taste...
Kento: Yeah, that's an insult to orange!
And believe me, she is about as powerful as the
imperium crystal!"
tiakall: So is my left fist. So?
Shin-chan: There are probably a lot of things more powerful than
that.
Rowen: Still, it supports the whole 'self-insert' theory.
"Oh No!
Seiji-chan: *_* That wonderful bit of drama just deserved a Grammy.
Nothing can be as powerful as the silver crystal! It-It's
impossible!"
tiakall: Actually, there were quite a lot of things that are
more powerful that that dippy crystal...
Riikii: Yeah, in the series, even!
Luna always was the practical person.
Rowen: Luna's a cat.
"Well Serena it can very well be. Queen Beryl was
stronger than the
crystal. Remember? You needed the other sailors to help.
tiakall: Didn't I just point that out? We must have the fast
crowd here.
Kento: *confused* The Sailors are fast?
"Ya Serena!
Ryo-chan: Funny, I thought Raye was Japanese, not German.
Don't think for a minute that just because you're the
leader
that you are the strongest.
tiakall: *falls over laughing*
Riikii: Was it really that funny?
tiakall: Hell yes.
My Mars Fire is definitely more powerful
than
your silly Imperium Crystal!"
tiakall: *on the floor, hooting*
Kento: o.o Dude, you're right. She IS a bitch.
Luna and Artemus
Ryo: Who's Artemus?
wouldn't stand for that.
Seiji-chan: So they took it lying down.
And thank goodness for me!
Peasants: Boo.
" Raye you always say that Serena is a glory hound.
tiakall: That's not true.
Ryo: It isn't?
tiakall: No, she's just a moron.
But I think that you
are the one who's been doing that lately!"
tiakall: And this is new?
" Ya Raye!
Rowen: Now the cat's German too?
Mina isn't even as bad as you!"
"Artemus!
Ryo: Who the heck is Artemus?!
How dare you say that about me!"
Riikii: I dare you!
Ryo-chan: Well, I double dare you!
Riikii: I double dog dare you!
Ryo-chan: Damn!
Raye just hung her head.
" I guess you're right.
tiakall: o_O;; *cracks up* Raye being modest! Whoo, what a laugh!
I'm sorry Serena. I won't let it happen again.
Rowen: Famous last words!
Then Grandpa popped his head through the door.
"You won't let what happen again? Raye! What did you do now?!"
tiakall: *as Raye* Made a total ass out of myself?
"Mr. Hino, Raye didn't do anything.
tiakall: Does she ever?
She umm.... she just knocked over
the garbage can!"
All: ....
"Oh. OK. Thank you, Elizabeth. Good day girls."
Then Lita made an excellent suggestion.
tiakall: And here I thought she was just the brute force of
the group.
Kento: *_* I like her....
Completely to my liking.
Kento: Do a little dance...
Or
should I say completely to my taste buds.
tiakall: Ooh, oral sex!
Kento: o_O
" Well then why don't we go talk this Sailor Solar
thing over an ice
cream cone?
Riikii: That would result in the thing having a very cold ass.
We can definitely have privacy.
Rowen: Ice cream shop. Very private.
tiakall: See, I knew that whole 'Lita thinking' was just a fluke.
Or at least get Grandpa
out of the way."
Well luckily everyone gave an "All Right!" to the
suggestion.
Suggestion: And what the hell am I going to do with a bunch of All Rights?
So off we
Ryo: Go, into the wild blue yonder...
went to the ice cream parlor. I wonder why Darien left.
tiakall: Because any person with brains would want to be as
far away from you as possible?
Riikii: *confused* But he's the pretty boy! He doesn't think!
That's not like
him to do something like that.
Ryo-chan: It's not like him to leave? How does he get anywhere?
He didn't even find out what we are going
to do about the Sailor Solar problem.
tiakall: *dryly* Don't you mean the Sailor Seasons problem?
I hope he's OK.
Riikii: So do I. Pretty boy....
tiakall: You're an idiot.
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Frosty's Ice Cream Parlor, August 24, Tokyo, Japan
Ryo: Frosty the snowman, was a jolly happy soul...
Kento: Ice cream... *_*
"Well what do you think we should do as our first
move guys?", asked
Amy.
Ryo-chan: Okay. The genius is asking opinions of THEM. What's wrong with this picture?
Lita's suggestion was straight forward but a little dangerous.
tiakall: *as Serena* Ooh, I'm soooo scared! I don't want to get owwies!
"Why don't we just lure her out and punch her in the
nose! That would
definitely be the thing to do!"
tiakall: WOOT!
Seiji-chan: *sweatdrop*
"Come on Lita! Give us a brake!",
Riikii: Would you like a gas pedal too?
we all yelled in
Rowen: Hallelujah!
chorus.
"Hey Serena! What's wrong?", asked Mina.
Shin-chan: *as Serena* I just figured out I have the IQ of beef jerky.
"Ya Serena. You look kinda
Seiji-chan: Dead.
tiakall: We can hope...
worried. Come on you can tell us what it
is.",
said Lita.
Ryo-chan: *as Serena* I pick my nose.
"Well don't get
Rowen: Imploded.
tiakall: WOOT!
mad or anything because it has nothing to do with what
we were just talking about."
"That's OK. You're our friend and we have to be there for ya."
Ryo: With special emphasis on the HAVE.
"Thanks Lita. Well it's about Darien.
Riikii: One track mind. If it's not ice cream, it's pretty boy.
It's not like him to run off
Shin-chan: With another woman.
tiakall: It isn't? ô.o
like
that
and not find out what we are going to about Sailor Solar.
Rowen: *twirls finger in the air* Sailor Solar. Whoopie.
He seemed
kind of
Riikii: Dead.
Kento: You are so morbid..
tiakall: And that's bad?
worried all day and was very mean
tiakall: WOOT!
when I asked him what he
was doing later tonight."
Riikii: He's having dinner and a movie with tiakall.
tiakall: O_O Like hell!
Every Sailor Scout who knew
Rowen: Nothing.
Darien looked kinda worried
Ryo: But not a lot.
when they
heard what I told them. Lita and Mina were the first ones to
speak up.
"Well Serena, why don't we go see him
Seiji-chan: *raises eyebrow* Ooh, a harem!
and ask him what's wrong. "
"Ya
Riikii: I think I've pulled the 'Ich bein Deutch' joke too much now...
Serena! Don't just ignore it. Something might be wrong."
Kento: But that implies that it was right in the first place...
"You think
Ryo-chan: *as Lita* No, what gave you that idea?
so Lita? I did kinda think
Riikii: *as Serena* But not really. It was too hard, so I gave up.
that something was up.
Rowen: *looks up* Yeah, the ceiling!
Everyone else: *fall over*
You guys
Ryo: So THEY're the Stars!
are a great help."
All: ...
tiakall: *bursts out laughing*
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Main Street, Tokyo, Japan August 24, 1999
"Hey look!
Riikii: *as Serena* Look, I can beat Raye up! I'm strong!
All: Riiiiight.
There he is!," I shouted
"He seems like he's in a
tiakall: Coffin!
Riikii: ;_; You're mean.
Kento: Don't you have a boyfriend, Riikii?
Riikii: I can look, can't I?
hurry Serena.
Rowen: He probably spotted you and thought, Oh my god, there
she is again!
Riikii: Poor pretty boy's being stalked...
Maybe we should leave him
alone."
All: DUH!
"Oh come on
Riikii: Let me show you where it's at! The name of the place, I like it like that!
Amy! I really think
All: *fall over laughing*
that something's wrong.
All: Oh.
I'm going to try
and catch him!"
Kento: Whoohoo!
"Serena wait!
Shin-chan: *as the other scouts* We want in on this too!
I'm the fastest runner let me get him.
Shin-chan: *as others* Awwww!
You guys can
tiakall: Go to hell!
follow."
"Alright!",
Riikii: This is where the party's at...
we yelled in
Rowen: Hallelujah! ^_^
chorus and chased after Lita.
Seiji-chan: Wait. Now the scouts are lesbians?
"Darien! Darien! Wait up!"
Rowen: As opposed to waiting down?
, Lita yelled.
Darien stopped in his
Kento: Train.
tracks. He slowly turned around caught sight of us
chasing him and started running away form us.
Ryo: *munches popcorn* This is like a horror flick.
Unfortunately for him
Riikii: *yells* Don't go in there!
Lita was able to run faster. She ran
Ryo-chan: Into a pole!
tiakall: No, that's Serena's trick.
ahead of him and stopped him.
There was nothing he could do but stop.
Riikii: Where's the Department of Redundancy Department when
you need them?
Ryo-chan: They went on strike, remember?
Riikii: Oh yeah...
I started yelling too. "Darien! Wait!
Kento: *as Serena* I twipped and got a boo boo!
It's me Serena! Lita keep him
there!"
When we finally reached him the first thing out of his mouth was,"
Boy
Serena! You finally ran without falling down!
tiakall: Well, it is kinda shocking...
What do you guys want?
Kento: *begins singing 'That's Amore'*
I'm kinda in a hurry."
"I think we could tell by the way you were running from us."
"Sorry Serena. I've just been kind of jumpy. I thought that
you were
from
the Negaverse."
Rowen: *raises hand* Stop me if I'm wrong, but aren't they dead?
"Well Darien where are you going?", asked Celeste.
tiakall: To hell.
Riikii: Someplace really far away.
"I, um........
All: *applaud* What a well thought-out response!
I have to go to a appointment at Starlight Towers. It's
really
important."
"Starlight Towers! Darien please don't go there! Remember
what
happened the last time?
Ryo: *as Darien* No. Refresh my memory, will you?
I lost you to the Negaverse.
Ryo: Oh.
Besides, I still
feel
that that place is creepy.
Kento: A haunted tower!
Riikii: What is this, Pokemon?
I don't like it there."
All: And your point...?
"Serena don't worry! It's OK I'll be alright. Well I
have to get going!
Bye!"
And with that he raced off.
Seiji-chan: *as Darien* I'm free! I'm free!
And I started to cry.
tiakall: And this is....new?
All the scouts looked
tiakall: *pulls out a grill* Well done!
Kento: *_* Barbeque!
puzzled especially the Sailor Seasons.
Shin-chan: That's because they make Serena look smart.
Celeste was the first
Ryo-chan: *as Celeste* Cool. Do I get a trophy?
to speak
up.
"Serena, what's
Rowen: The meaning of life?
Riikii: *as Serena* Don't ask me hard questions!
going on here? And what's all this about Starlight
Towers?"
Luckily Ami knew that I wasn't ready to go
Kento: All the way!
into the whole thing so she
explained herself.
After she was done all of us looked
tiakall: Maimed.
grim. I was really upset.
Riikii: If you're maimed, I can't really blame you.
But I
finally
gathered up the courage
All: Oooooohhhh...
to talk.
"Guys? Did you notice how short
tiakall/Riikii: YAY!
Ryo-chan: Wrong kind of short.
tiakall/Riikii: DAMN!
and cold he was?! I'm SOOOO
worried!
Seiji-chan: Serena, don't chew gum and walk at the same time. It's dangerous to your health.
I NEED
Riikii: Love! You need love! We all really need love...
All: All you need is love...da da da da da da! Love is all you
need!
to find out what's up!"
Then Mina had an excellent suggestion.
tiakall: WHA? No way!
"Why don't we sneak
Kento: *begins humming Mission Impossible theme*
and find out what it is? I mean it might be
something important like Sailor Solar
Rowen: Now, what would give you that idea?
or something or it could just be a
dentist appointment and he's scared."
All: *snerk*
Riikii: *as Serena* Don't be afraid of the big bad drill, Darien!
Let me hold your hand!
Then Raye spoke up.
"No! It couldn't be a dentist appointment!"
We all looked at her questionably. Then she continued.
Ryo: *as Raye* Everyone knows he's got perfect teeth! That's part of being the pretty boy!
"It's because Starlight Towers isn't even done being
rebuilt yet! They
haven't even started on the roof!"
"Hey you're right Raye! Well come on let's go it just HAS to
be the
Negaverse!
Rowen They're dead already!
We can run and I promise not to fall down!"
Shin-chan: Famous last words.
"Let's Go!", the others shouted in
Rowen: Hallelujah!
chorus.
Rowen: ^_^
Ryo: Isn't he cute?
tiakall: No. But you are.
Ryo: ...
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Starlight Towers, Tokyo, Japan, August 24,1999
We were all panting,
Kento: Little out of shape, are we?
but we still kept running. We were almost there!
And finally there we were!
Shin-chan: ...that was quick...
Right in front of Starlight Towers!
"Come On!", I yelled and we charged in.
Riikii: *looks hopeful* Did someone kick in the door?
Kento: Lita did! ^_^
It was very quiet. Then Raye spoke up.
"I feel a
Kento: *as Raye* Hand up my skirt. DARIEN!
strange force here. One I've never felt before."
Mina, Elizabeth, and Celeste nodded. I guess they felt it too.
Riikii: Surely there can't be as much hentai in this as we're
reading into this...
Ryo-chan: *shrug* Sailor Moon DOES feature a lot of naked females...
Riikii: ...I didn't want to know that.
Well I
just
know
tiakall: *as Serena* I'm hungry!
that I didn't. Then Lita suggested that we transform and I
just
said
OK.
"Moon Crystal Power!"
"Mercury Star Power!"
"Mars Star Power!"
"Jupiter Star Power!"
"Venus Star Power!"
"Winter Star Power!"
"Fall Star Power!"
"Summer Star Power!"
"Spring Star Power!"
All: *asleep*
With that we all transformed.
Ryo-chan: You DO know they go naked during that
transformation, right?
tiakall: >_< Don't remind me.
Kento: *gets a nosebleed*
The next thing I knew Mercury was
scanning the place with her VR computer.
Ryo: *as Mercury* Dude, I can get great reception for Doom here!
"There is some thing definitely something going on
here. There is
something really strong
Riikii: Evander Holifield!
tiakall: Mike Tyson!
Kento: Muhammad Ali!
in this building. It seems to be coming from
that
Door
Riikii: *puts hands on hips* Okay, who put the boxer in the
door?
tiakall: *points to Rowen* Smurf did it!
at the end of the hall."
So we all rushed at the door. When we opened it we saw a lady in
a
Sailor Scout outfit sucking
tiakall: Ooh, vampire!
Riikii: Anyone got a stake?
Darien's
Ryo-chan: Braaaaaaaaiiiiiiiins...
energy!
Ryo-chan: ...oh.
"Sailor Solar!", the Sailor Seasons gasped.
Shin-chan: *as Sailor Solar* Actually, I changed my name. I'm now the villainess formerly known as Sailor Solar.
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Starlight Towers, Tokyo, Japan, August 24, 1999
Well at least I got rid of them.
All: YAY!
I sure hope that they didn't follow me.
Riikii: And this, folks, is why Darien is the pretty boy. Requires no brains.
Darien thought as he walked through the doors into the
abandoned
Starlight Towers.
Ryo: How is it abandoned if they're rebuilding it?
Then he heard her voice again. That horribly
Riikii: Scratchy and scary beyond all belief?
wicked voice.
"I'm glad you could make it Tuxedo Mask. But why aren't you
transformed?"
Rowen: *as Darien* Damn, I knew I forgot something...
"I prefer it this way thank you."
Riikii: She likes it my way...my way...
"Transform right this minute or you'll be sorry!"
tiakall: *as Sailor Solar* I'll get out the whip!
"Fine. Fine. I'll transform."
Darien transformed into Tuxedo Mask.
Peasants: Yay.
Riikii: Nice to know something's back to normal around here.
"There are you happy now?"
"You won't be so fast to make
Riikii: Pancakes!
quips when I'm through with you!"
tiakall: Fetch me the rack!
"Well what do you want?
Ryo-chan: The country of Slovenia.
Riikii: Luxembourg!
If it's an alliance with the Negaverse, forget
it."
Ryo: Forget what? Wait, too late, I already forgot!
"That's not quite what I had in mind. How about draining your
Riikii: Braaaaaaiiiiiins...
tiakalll: BLOOOOOD!
energy
tiakall/Riikii: Oh.
and making you my drone?
Rowen: Isn't that a sound?
Does that sound
Rowen: Ha! I was right!
good enough to you?"
"Hmm. Not particularly.
Seiji-chan: He had to think it over. That's scary.
I'm afraid that your little plan won't work."
Shin-chan: Do they EVER?
"Well then if you won't cooperate I'll have to use
tiakall: The WHIP!
plan B. And if you're
wondering what plan B was-"
"Actually I was wondering what Plan B was."
Riikii: We need the DORD, asap! It's an emergency!
Ryo-chan: They're on strike. Will an 'All Your Base' reference
do?
Rowen: Someone set us up the bomb!
"Plan B is using brute force!
Kento: Amen!
Ha! Ha!"
With that Sailor Solar took hold of Tuxedo Mask's shoulders and
started
to drain his energy.
Riikii: T_T Pretty boy...
tiakall: YES!
Then all of a sudden 9 Sailor Scouts burst through
the door each with a look of horror on their faces.
tiakall: Another one bites the dust...
Darien febbly
Rowen: ...what?
struggled but Sailor Solar just laughed her
tiakall: Lame.
wicked laugh.
"Ha! Ha! Ha!"
All: ....
TO BE CONTINUED..........
Ryo: NOOOO! LET THE HORROR--oh, it's over.
Riikii: Not bad for a newbie, tiakall.
tiakall: *wicked grin* Invite me back anytime!
Rowen: Please don't.
Ryo: *whimper*