MST of MST of Rowen's Problem
Written by Firestorm, MSTed by silver_mouri the first time,
Riikii and co the second...
Riikii: And here we are for part number two.
Kento: *checks popcorn* It's okay this time. I didn't take it
from Washu.
Riikii: *falls over*
Ryo-chan: *looks over at Seiji-chan, who is leaning against the
far wall* How'd she talk you into this?
Seiji-chan: I don't want to go into it, okay?!
Ryo-chan: ...
Rowen: Whoa, someone needs some Midol.
Riikii: *would fall over again if she wasn't already down* Ayi yi
yi...
Disclaimer- I don't not own the fic
Rowen: Now I think I understand why she makes me sound like an idiot. -__-;;
rowen's problem Firestorm does
Rowen: Firestorm, I hate you....
but i do own this MST.
Riikii: And you sound so proud...
Ryo-chan: Look on the bright side. No excessive spacing...
A.n- Once again i have gotten the authors permission
Riikii: Well, she does more than me...
Ryo-chan: Why don't you get permission for MSTs, Riikii?
Riikii: A combination of laziness, lack of communication, and
fear of them saying no after seeing the final product. ^_^;;;
and she even read it before i posted it herself.
Ryo: Who posted it, you or her?
(Not like I'm gonna bash good fic's
Kento: To you, everything is a good fic.
people only the bad one)
Shin-chan: If she ever finds one, make sure I'm sitting before you tell me.
~*~
Ryo-chan: *looks at it* You know...
Riikii: Yes?
Ryo-chan: I think you may be right. It DOES look like it's
barfing.
Riikii: ^_^ Thank you.
Kento: Great, I'm stuck with TWO romantic couples... ¬.¬ *pokes
Rowen, who is sitting with an arm around Ryo*
"Hey who's mini theater
Seiji-chan: Who is mini theater? Got me.
is this" Silver asked aloud
Kento: You couldn't just keep the inane thought to yourself, could you?
as she looked up from the computer screen.
Ryo shrugged. "Don't know why
Ryo: Neither do I, but what was the question?
don't you ask the warlords when they reappear again."
"Think there ever find a bad fanfic"
Riikii: With her? No.
Rowen: There are just too many things wrong with this to even
list, and we've barely started!
Kento asked. He sat on the floor having a thumb wrestle
Kento: o_O;; *scoots away from Seiji-chan* That doesn't sound
right.
Seiji-chan: *grumpy* Oh, shut up.
with sage.
"Probably not" Silver answered as she closed the laptop.
"Hey look there back"
Shin-chan: *looks back there* I don't see anything.
Cye announced as the warlord and Lady Kayura faces
Ryo-chan: Along with the floating head of Zsa Zsa Gabor.
appeared on the screen.
"Hello again" Kayura said as she appeared on screen
with the rest of the warlords.
"When can we eat"
Kento: >_< ARGH! My life doesn't focus on JUST food, you
know!
Rowen: Can we kill the author, Riikii? Please?
Riikii: No excessive violence in the MST.
Shin-chan: *looks up* But excessive hentai is okay?
Riikii: -__-;;
Kento said as he looked up towards the screen.
"NEVER MWAHAHAHAHA....." Cale said laughing like a
manic
Riikii: Depressive.
Ryo-chan: Cale's insane?
Riikii: Aren't we all?
Ryo-chan: Good point.
(o_O)
Seiji-chan: Wuss. Insanity scare you that bad?
"Actually now" Kayura said as she wacked Cale across the head. Food appeared in the room and everyone started to dig in.
Kento: Including the author, I might point out. Hypocrite!
Riikii: They're going to tunnel their way out.
"Hey kayura who's theater is this?" Silver asked
curiously
"Its Ruby mini theater" Kayura answered.
Riikii: It doesn't look red to me...
"NANI WHERE IN ALEXANDRIA. "
Riikii: *innocently* I don't know. Where?
Silver screamed shocked getting
Rowen: Amazing. Three verbs in a row. The unique grammar never
fails to amaze me.
Kento: Ya know, to look at you, one would never think you were so
sarcastic...
Rowen: Blinding fury does strange things to a person.
Kento: I hear ya, brother. Want some popcorn?
everyone attention.
"Ya"
Shin-chan: Ich bein Deutsch!
Kayura said shrugging,
"K
Ryo-chan: Thankfully most of us talk in more than letters...
just wondering" Silver said shrugging.
Ryo: The pointless action of the day!
Seiji-chan: *gets slimed* >_<
"Lets get your fic started.
Shin-chan: *hands Seiji-chan a towel* She said it was Firestorm's.
Today we bing
Ryo: Bing?
Riikii: *pulls on the author's wings, causing them to make a
'bing' sound* Bing! ^_^
Ryo: That's worse than 'out the shadows'...
you rowen's problem." Anubis said as the
Riikii: The did it again! When did it get on the screen? I was watching this time!
faded from the screen and the fic started up.
Peasants: *dead*
Riikii: This is VERY bad...
"Hey wicked, I've read that to" Silver stated.
Ryo-chan: She must have an affinity for bad fanworks.
"Is there anything you haven't read" Sage asked curiously.
Riikii: My MSTs...
Ryo: Oh?
Riikii: I haven't had any complaints...
"Nah not really" Silver answered.
Rowen: It would be impossible to read half of the stuff on
ffnet without becoming like her. *points to Riikii*
Riikii: As in...?
Rowen: A closet pervert.
Riikii: WHA??
Others: *snerk*
Riikii: >_< I am not! Shut up, Romeo number one!
"Shhh its starting" Cye said elbowing them.
Rowen's Problem
Rowen- I take offense i do not have a problem
Kento: And denial is a river in Egypt!
Rowen: We all have faults...Just some of us more than others.
Ryo: I'm assuming that 'some of us' would be the author?
Rowen: Precisely.
Me- Obviously ya do Ro.
Rowen: >_< I hate you, woman-thing, she-beast of a thousand lame nightmares...
Chapt. 1. Late Nighter
Rowen- And i go to bed early.
Riikii: No you don't.
Me- :::surprised::: then why do you sleep so late?
Rowen- ::Shrugs:: i don't know yet.
Rowen: -__- It's because I have low blood pressure, you morons.
All except rowen- :::sweat drops:::
Cye Mouri woke up late during the night, feeling very thirsty. He threw back his covers and walked quietly over to the door so he would not wake up his roommate.
Riikii: So far, I'm rating the fic over the MST.
Cye- its impossible to wake kento he's heavier sleeper then rowen, unless he smells food.
Kento: Et tu, Cye?
Than again Kento Rei Faun was a heavy sleeper, and his snoring matched that of a garbage truck.
Kento- I do not snore.
Riikii: *looks around* Who can vouch for the fact that Kento
does or does not snore?
Ryo: He doesn't.
Kento: o_O;; *scoots away from Ryo* And how do you know??
Ryo: Oh, come off yourself! I'm not like that!
Ryo- How do you know?
Kento- I stayed up and listened all night and i did not once
snore.
All except kento- :::Sweat drops:::
Kento: >_< I'm not stupid!
Riikii: Actually, Kento, I think your vocabulary is bigger than
the author's.
Kento: And I can write proper English, so there!
Rowen: Not to mention proper Japanese.
He walked quietly down the hall, not wanting to wake up
Ryo Sanada, Sage Date, Rowen Hashiba, or Mia Koji, the owner of
the mansion where the five teenaged boys lived.
These five boys were actually the Ronin Warriors, heroes with
mystical armor that came from the enemy himself
Riikii: And this is new information?
Sage- Sure tell the whole world who we are.
Ryo-chan: Uh, duh, Sage, but anyone who's seen the show would know...
At one time, a thousand years ago, the evil emperor from the netherrealm, the Dynasty,Talpa dared to take over the world.
Kento: And then he double dared.
One man stood in his way though. He was called the Ancient, or Kasou.
Riikii: Kasou? I dun even wanna know what that really means...
Ryo: I think they were aiming for 'Kaosu'...
He took Talpa's armor and created nine mystical armors and with them special assigned attributes. Wildfire, with the attribute Virtue, Halo, with the attribute Wisdom, Strata, with the attribute Life, Hardrock, with the attribute Justice, Torrent, with the attribute Trust. These were the armors worn by Cye and his friends. The next group was worn by the Seasonals, or Warlords. Cruelty, with the attribute of Loyalty, Darkness and Corruption, with attribute Obedience, Illusion, with the attribute Serenity, and Venom, with the attribute Piety.
Kento: *asleep*
Ryo: *curls up in Rowen's lap*
Riikii: Aww, how cute...
Me- Ya know whats really scary
All- What?
Me- the author knows more about your armor history then you guys
do.
Rowen: *glare* Well, that couldn't be because you've made our
otherselves effin' STUPID?!
Riikii: Do I need the tranquiliers, Ro?
Ryo: Don't. You. Dare.
Riikii: *backs away* o.o;;
Cye headed down the stairs, wanting to get a nice glass of cold water. He thought about the battles with Talpa and the Warlords and wondered why on earth
Shin-chan: You mean the Nether Realm?
did the Warlords decided to join that evil emperor anyway?
Ryo- They where brainwashed by him..
Ryo-chan: *shrug* Good dental plan?
Shin-chan: Nice retirement package?
Cye noticed the living room lamp was on. A figure with blue hair
Kento: Gee, I wonder who it is.
sat in the recliner, a large book on Physics was in his lap. "Rowen, what are you doing up at this hour?" he asked.
Kento- Well if he has a large book on his lap its kinda obvious he's studying.
Kento: Well, knowing Rowen, he could've been doing it for fun.
Sage- How would you know whats studying like
Kento- I study
All except kento- :::crack up laughing:::
Kento: >_< I REALLY hate you all...
Rowen glanced toward the younger boy. "I have a big test coming up in a week," he replied. "I need to study as much as I can. I don't pass that test, I won't be able to go the college of my choice, and they'll just put me whereever."
Rowen: *makes a derisive noise* Anyone with my brains and grades can get in wherever.
Rowen- I take offense again i don't have to worry bout
studying cause I'm so smart.
Me- Thats why you got that F on a science test.
All: Riiiiiiiight...
Rowen- :::tackles silver::: SILVER YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO TELL.
Rowen: Of course, this Rowen not even being able to speak properly, I wouldn't doubt it.
Everyone else-:::sweat drops:::
Ryo- Grammar mistakes there should be a space between "when
ever."
Riikii: Don't you mean 'wherever?' You both happen to be wrong.
"But you need your sleep. We have school in the morning. It's already after three in the morning!"
Riikii: And...?
Rowen- what is this thing you call sleep?
Riikii: *glare* I made the joke first!
Rowen: Fanfic, Riikii, fanfic...
"Cye, chill! I got one more chapter in this book, and
then I'll be up to bed."
Cye seemed doubtful. "OK." He headed into the kitchen
to get his desires water.
Shin-chan: o_O;; His desires water?
Riikii: Nasty mental images!
Ryo- :::to kento::: 10 bucks says he stays awake
Kento- :::to ryo::: your on
everyone else- :::sweat drops:::
Rowen- should i be worried that there betting on what time i go
to bed
Me- :::shrugs:::
Rowen watched him go before turning back to his book. Cye
came back a few minutes later and headed upstairs. "Good-night,
Rowen."
"Good-night,
Rowen: First time I've seen that word with a hyphen....
Cye," Rowen said and returned to his reading.
Sage awoke just as the sun came up. His hand automatically shut
the alarm clock off before it could even start.
Riikii: Dang, he gets up early...
He glanced at the other bed, expecting his roommate to be lying there, sleeping.
Kento: Shouldn't that be Ryo with Rowen?
Ryo/Rowen: *oblivious*
Riikii: Whoohoo!
Ryo- AHA YOU OWE ME 10 BUCKS.
Kento- dang :::gives ryo ten bucks:::
The bed was empty. Maybe Rowen's up for once, the blond teen thought as he climbed out of bed. He got out his school uniform, then hurried to the bathroom to take a much needed shower.
Everyone- :::cracks up:::
Me- rowen up for once HAH
Rowen: *rolls up sleeve* C'mere and I'll give you a 'hah'...
Rowen's- :::glares at them and mutters::: very funny i don't always sleep in late.
Rowen: Actually I get up before Riikii does.
Riikii: -__-;; I'm a college student, okay?
Ryo awoke with a jump, then turned and glared at his large
white Himalayan tiger. "White Blaze!" he scolded. The
tiger had roared at him. When Ryo hadn't move, the tiger grabbed
a hold of his pajama shirt with his large fangs and dragged him
out of bed,
"Ouch! Alright! I'm up! Stupid tiger!"
White Blaze roared at him, then stuck his nose up in the air as
if to say, fine then. See if I ever help you up again!
Ryo got dressed in his school uniform, then left his room. He
passed Cye's and Kento's room. Kento was looking for his shoes,
and Cye was buttoning up his school shirt.
me- :::drools:::
Ryo-chan: Now, if she was a guy, she would be looking up
girl's skirts.
Rowen: Okay, maybe I was wrong. Maybe she IS a closet pervert.
every one else- :::Sweat drops:::
"Where are my shoes?" Kento asked frantically as he peered under the bed,
Kento: Dude, where's my car?
Cye sighed and shook his head. "Kento, if you would learn to put your stuff up, they wouldn't get lost."
Kento: I don't think that's going to help me with the car.
"I did put them up!"
Cye- sure you did
Kento: All this pent-up aggression is finally coming out...
The young boy only sighed again and left the room. He ran
into Ryo. "Good morning, Ryo."
"Morning, Cye."
The two boys headed downstairs and joined Mia who was cooking,
and Rowen.
Wait a minute! Rowen downstairs?!
Rowen- why is it so surprising that I'm up early
Me- cause ya never are
Rowen: Um, yes, I am...
Rowen glanced up at their surprised faces over his book
and a plate of eggs, bacon, and toast. "Morning guys."
"Rowen, this is the first time I have ever seen you up this
early," Ryo stated as he and Cye helped themselves to some
breakfast.
Rowen: I've mastered the college art of the all-nighter.
Riikii: Thank kami I haven't had to do that yet...
Ryo- Ya we usually have to drag you ought of bed
Rowen- :::Whacks ryo:::
Rowen/Ryo: O_O
Ryo: Never. Nevernevernever...
Rowen only shrugged and went on reading his book.
Sage opened his locker with a sigh.
Ryo-chan: Danger, danger Will Robinson! Abrupt scene change! Danger!
He wanted to get his books and get to class as soon as he could without any of the highschool girls swooning over him. He grabbed his books, closed the locker shut, and quickly headed for his first period class
Me- surprising most fics you like girls swooning over you.
Riikii: That would be because most writers are morons.
Sage- :::shudders::: I don't... really i don't.
Rowen- ::pats sage shouldered who rocking back and forth::: Fear
of girls.
Me- Oh.. Like yamcha on dbz.
Riikii: I dun think he was actually afraid in DBZ...Just
Dragonball. Man, that series was a hoot.
Rowen: Actually, I thought he was always indifferent to them...Look
at how he acted around Mia.
Rowen did not glance up when he sat down beside him. Sage
glanced over at him. "Rowen, are you all right?" he
asked
Rowen did not glance up,
Kento: Man oh man, that was redundant...
Riikii: *mutters to self* i knew there was a reason I wanted Nico
in on this...
but kept on reading. "Yeah, why?"
A philosophy student: Why not?
Riikii: Good question...
Sage- cause i herd you
Rowen: O_O You do NOT!
have a problem
Rowen: *relaxes* Oh...
Rowen- Not unless you call being a sugar addicted a
problem
Everyone else- -_-;;;
Riikii: What's wrong with sugar? *confused*
"You were up all night studying, and you were up early this morning. That's never happened before."
Me- I'm sure it has you just never noticed
Rowen smiled.
Ryo: *grabs Rowen* MINE!
Rowen: ^_^
Kento: -__-;;
"Sage, I'm fine. Cye was worried about me too. I'm just studying as much as I can for that big test I have coming up."
Rowen- You people are nosey!
Rowen: Um, gee. Best friends have a tendency to care about their friend's lives...
"You mean the Math finals?"
Rowen- is there any other finals?
Rowen: Most likely.
"That's the one."
"Class, please cease your talking and face the front while I
teach," the teacher said to the class.
Ryo-chan: Whoa! Another abrupt scene change! Fasten your seat belts, everyone!
Rowen marked his page in his study book and put it away as
he and everyone faced the front.
Sage was paying attention to the Science teacher, but deep inside
he was very concerned about Rowen. He really didn't know why he
was so concerned, but there was just something that was bugging
him. Rowen was hiding something. Something that may infect them
all.
Rowen: What, do I have leprosy?
Sage just didn't know what.
Me- he's hiding the fact that he's a sugar addicted
Rowen's-:::whacks silver across the head:::
Me- ouch!
All: YAY!
Ryo: *glomps Rowen* Good job!
Rowen: n.n
Ryo tapped his pencil against his math book. Mr. Ling made
this class so boring. Behind him Kento snored a little. Ryo let a
smile come to his lips. Kento would be lucky if the teacher
didn't yell at him for falling asleep again.
Ryo hit Kento with the mind link.
Ryo: *snaps an imaginary mind link* On your feet, dog!
'Kento, wake up!' he ordered. Kento slept on. 'Kento, wake up, or I'll tell Cye not to cook!'
Kento- :::screaming::: the horror the horror
everyone else- -_-;;
Kento: *cracks knuckles* You. Are. MINE!
Riikii: Sedatives, someone, quick!
Seiji-chan/Shin-chan/Ryo-chan: *hold Kento back while Riikii
sticks a needle into his arm*
Kento: *falls limp but mutters under his breath*
huntkillkillhuntstalkdieshi-ne...
Kento's eyes shot open, and he glared at the back of Ryo's head. 'You better not!' he warned.
Ryo- why what will you do if i did?
Kento- :::tackle ryo::: Strangle you do death fire boy.
Ryo: *shakes his head* We are seriously out of character. This
is almost as bad as that one fic making me a pimp.
Rowen: WHA??
Riikii: *sticks Rowen* Just to be safe...
'Pay attention before you get in trouble!' Ryo hissed at him. Kento muttered under his breath as he looked up at the blackboard where Mr. Ling was writing down problems for them to solve. He's probably going to give us like a hundred problems to work with, Kento thought. I don't see how Rowen can like this class.
Me- Rowen can like any class
Rowen: o.o Ye gods, she's actually right for once! *passes out*
Ryo: O_O Ro-ro! *grabs him*
Cye slammed his locker shut just as a very familiar person
Riikii: *falls over* I haven't a clue why he'd be familiar.
went by. "Hey! Rowen! Rowen!"
Rowen stopped walking and lowered his book. "Yeah, Cye?"
"Aren't you going to lunch?" Cye asked as he gripped
his lunch bag.
Rowen hesitated. "Yeah, but I have it packed. I'll be eating
in the library today."
Cye watched him go. There was something funny
Riikii: Ha, ha ha ha.
Ryo-chan: Not that kind of funny, Riikii.
Riikii: >_< Dang.
going on with Rowen.
Sage-You just now noticed this?
He headed for the cafeteria and found Ryo, Kento, and Sage already there at the Ronin table,
Shin-chan: What, is it labeled?
eating their lunches. Cye joined them at the table.
"Oh, hey, Cye," Ryo said as he slapped Kento's hand
away from his buttered roll. Cye smiled lightly back.
"What's wrong?" Sage asked.
"I thought Rowen would be joining us today," Cye said
as he wrapped a turkey and cheese sandwich. "I guess not."
ryo- Wouldn't he unwrap it?
Ryo: o.o;; He made a good point! *passes out on top of Rowen*
Everyone else: -__-;;
"Where is he?" Ryo asked.
"Said he's eating in the library. He has his lunch packed."
Sage shook his head. "How could Rowen have his lunch packed?
He didn't even bring his backpack to school!"
Rowen- then how do i take books home?
Me- you must not have to
That had them all thinking. Rowen was acting very strangely, and none of them could feel it more than Sage. He picked at his food, wondering what his friend was hiding. Sure he had those tests coming up, but why lie to study? And Rowen had been doing that alot lately. What was wrong that he had to sneak behind his own friends' backs?
Every one besides rowen- ::::whacks rowen::::
Seiji-chan: *looks over at Kento, who's trying to wave his
arms* I don't think he likes the idea of everyone hitting Rowen.
Riikii: I know Ryo wouldn't like the idea of everyone hitting on
him...
Cye- sneaking behind out backs like that
Sage- how rude of you
Rowen- it's a fic you baka
Me- eer... whats happening to the screen?
BBOOOOMMMMM
Those that are still conscious: Oooooooh...
"Anubis" Kayura voice shouted out as her blackend face appeared on the screen. "Do to technical difficulty we can't show you the rest of the fic...
TTASC: YAY!
But when its finished the torture will once again start up"
Riikii: Bah. You really need a rusty spike for torture...
-chans: o_O;;
"You mean you'll actually find a bad fic" Silver asked curiously.
Ryo-chan: They probably will...
Riikii: o_O
Ryo-chan: About the time the sun turns into a dark lump of coal
the size of the author's forehead.
"Just you wait faerie girl"
Riikii: *in vally girl voice* Yeah, just you wait! I'll have
my boyfriend beat you up!
Ryo-chan: I think Kento and Ryo have a prior claim.
"Whatever" Silver says as she gets back on the laptop. Rowen cyes
Ryo: *wakes up* O_O IS NOT! *glomsp Rowen protectively* He's
MINE!
Rowen: *woken up* Missed you too.
and falls asleep on the chair while Ryo, Cye, Sage, and Kento play 50 questions.
Seiji-chan: Is that like the long winded version of twenty questions?
TO BE CONTINUED.......
Ryo-chan: Say it ain't so!
Riikii: *jumps in* I will not go, turn the lights off--
Ryo/Rowen: CARRY ME HOME! n.n
Riikii: *sweatdrop*
~*~
Kento: *pokes the spacer*
Spacer: *barfs*
Kento: Ew!
So whatcha think?
Whatcha: I think? *confused*
Riikii: You don't exist. Begone.
Whatcha: *disappears*
Should i continue or give up al hope?
Seiji-chan: That implies that there ever was hope.
Personally this was a hard one to MST.
Riikii: True. MSTing your inane comments was easier.
But i think i pulled it off ^_^
All: Not really.
Till next time Ja Ne people!
Riikii: And another job well done. Making the world safe for
fanfiction...
All: ONE BAD FIC AT A TIME!
Kento: Can we go now? I'm out of popcorn.