Helping the ronin's
Written by silver_mouri, MSTed by the norm
Riikii: *stretches* Whoo, we haven't done a Ronin fic in a
while!
Cye-chan: Is that why I'm here?
Riikii: 'Zactly. You and Shin-chan are both required because this
time, the author has your last name.
Cye-chan: -__-;;
Shin-chan: How pleasant.
Hariel-chan: I think I'm just here for comic relief...
Riikii: See, aren't you glad I'm original?
Ryo-chan: Yeah, you don't get much more original than four I's in
your name...
Riikii: Hey, you're supposed to be on MY side!
Sage-chan: *grumbling* I don't see why -I- got dragged into this...
Riikii: *takes a headcount* Waitaminute...we're missing one. *leaves
and drags back in Seiji-chan*
Seiji-chan: >_<
Helping the ronin's
Riikii: Let's hear it for originality.
Cye-chan: Helping their WHAT? Our patios? Our study skills?
Disclaimer- I only own
Riikii: Three tenths of a brain and a second grader's grammar
skills. Sorry!
Sage-chan: No offense to the second graders.
silver who is me..
Riikii: *starts singing* You don't own me...I'm not just one
of your many toys.
Ryo-chan: Most authors have the sense not to claim the nutsos
that are their characters...
Hariel-chan: Like Riikii, you mean.
or my
Shin-chan: Self.
Seiji-chan: And I!
character
A.n- first off..
Riikii: AAAAAHH!!! *hides under the couch*
Posse: .... -__-;;
Seiji-chan: I'm...too sexy for my shirt...
thanks sm
Riikii: Sally Mo?
Hariel-chan: Serena Mushi?
Ryo-chan: Snorkeling Moses?
Riikii: Okay, now we're stretching.
for letting me know how old the ronin's are..
Cye-chan: We don't have any ares.
Riikii: The Ronins are sixteen, the Troopers are fourteen. The -chans
are seventeen because I like to defy all rules of Japanese
grammar.
I'm just gonna go by that..
Sage-chan: You do that.
2nd off..
Riikii: AAAAAAHHHHH! *ducks back under the couch*
Seiji-chan: I'm...too sexy for my--
Riikii: Double AAAAAAAHHHHH!
Seiji-chan: -__-;;
the ronin's are 15
Riikii: *falls over*
Ryo-chan: Well, that was wrong...
it takes place a couple months later after the defeat of talpa for the 2nd time.
Sage-chan: That was an awfully short time for everyone's
birthdays...
~*~
Seiji-chan: I hope you're not going to play with the spacers
this time, Riikii.
Riikii: Nah. These aren't nearly as cute as the ones in the last
fic...
A girl around 14
Ryo-chan: But she was really closer to the two.
Hariel-chan: And she was on top of the five.
sat there and sighed as she brushed some of her silver hair
Cye-chan: Sign number 16 of a Mary Sue: Having odd colored hair or eyes for no normal reason. (i.e. contacts, dyes, etc.)
our of her face.
Sage-chan: That sounds painful...
"So bored"
Riikii: So are we!
She muttered as she sighed again.
Seiji-chan: Well, that was exciting.
She floated a little of the ground
Ground: Hey, I don't wanna be floated!
Shin-chan: You can put the list away, Cye-chan. It's becoming
apparent that this is yet another poor self insert.
Cye-chan: *flipping pages* Found it! This one is number 18!
and moved to a fridge and looked threw it.
Riikii: And monumental strength to boot.
Ryo-chan: Hey, what did the fridge ever do to you?
"Hm.. oh... thats looks
Riikii: She sells seashells by the sheshore! >_< D'oh!
good" She muttered as she brung out what looked to be an apple.
Riikii: But was really a kumquat.
Ryo-chan: You've been reading Snow Mia and the Seven Chibis too
many times.
Riikii: ^_^;;
Hariel-chan: Here's a good tip for healthy eating: Don't eat it
if you don't know what it is.
She brung
Riikii: Is that even a WORD?
it up to her mouth
Cye-chan: No! Don't do it!
and took a bite out of it.
Cye-chan: ;_;
"Adventure"
Riikii: o_O She names her food?
Ryo-chan: You named your computer.
Riikii: That's different! I don't eat my computer!
Posse: .....
She muttered as she swallowed it.
Cye-chan: Shouldn't talk with your mouth full.
She sat back down on the chair and titled it back
Riikii: If she falls backwards, I am sooo gonna laugh...
as she ate the apple
Sage-chan: Poor apple...
and kept her thoughts on adventure.
Seiji-chan: The apple which she named and is now eating.
"How i
riikii; i think her shift key is broken...
would love to have a adventure...
Cye-chan: Unique New York. HA!
Riikii: >_< I hate you.
Sage-chan: *looks at half-eaten apple* Yeah, she doesn't have an
adventure. Now she has half of one.
Ryo-chan: Shouldn't have eaten it, then...
life so boring on terra..."
Riikii: On a planet with an unoriginal name made up entirely by the author? I bet it is.
she gazed gloomily outside thinking of all the great adventures that could be happing out there...
Shin-chan: Like getting hit by a car.
Seiji-chan: Or slicing your hand open.
Ryo-chan: Or smacking one's head into various things.
Hariel-chan: All which are things that Riikii has done.
Riikii: >_< Shut up.
she usually wasn't so gloomily
Riikii: I bet she isn't, considering gloomily is an adverb...
usually she was a fun loving,
Riikii: o_O I don't wanna KNOW what kind of noun that was...
Ryo-chan: Riikii, we all know the author has bad grammar.
teenager she loved to play pranks on people... but lately she had craved something else...
Ryo-chan: *sniff* Our little baby's growing up! I think we
need to talk about the birds and the bees...
Riikii: o_O I'm not claiming that thing!
Sage-chan: *whispers to Cye-chan* Sounds like another Washu/Talpa-chan
moment...
Riikii: *arguing with Ryo-chan* Ryo-chan. Our children are not
going to have wings!
Cye-chan: Except Riikii and Ryo-chan aren't in denial.
Terra, were she lived,
Riikii: As opposed to am she lived or was she lived.
was nice and all,
Cye-chan: That.
Riikii: o_O Since when do you watch Nickelodeon?
but it had strict rules, rules she didn't want to obey,
Seiji-chan: Surprise surprise.
rules she broke for fun.
Shin-chan: Ooh, we got ourselves a smart one here!
the rules were simple enough... Don't fight unless having to.
Riikii: Rule number two: Learn how to speak and write correctly.
(the one rule she hasn't broken),
Riikii: She obviously broke number two...
respect the elders
Seiji-chan: Translation: old farts.
Riikii: I'm starting to pity this character. What a sucky world
this author made up...
of the village (all the old people),
Seiji-chan: Am I good or am I good?
a rule she broke quit often
Riikii: Insert some funny comment about the bad spelling here.
finding 1 or 2
Cye-chan: One or two what? People? Rules? Camels? I'm confused....
Sage-chan: You'd better sit down, Cye-chan.
annoying and slow, and a bunch of others she couldn't remember...,
Ryo-chan: Everyone has photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
The fighting rule she could see though..
Riikii: Really? *looks around*
faerie's were
Seiji-chan: *doing Wufei impression* WEAK!
fairly peaceful people
Hariel-chan: Stop the violence!
and didn't love to fight and didn't really crave the adventures,
Sage-chan: I guess they ate bananas instead...
Riikii: Or kumquats!
few liked to though and they were the acception,
Riikii: And what the heck is an acception?
and the reason why she also kept the craving to herself.
Seiji-chan: She kept it in her closet where she fed it her table scraps and changed its water once a week.
Though they weren't what you would picture a faerie to look like.
Riikii: Then why the heck are you calling them faeries?
Ryo-chan: This is the same author who thought up the oh-so-original
name of Terra. What are you expecting?
Cye-chan: *grumbles* Who so thoughtfully took MY last name...
She herself was 5'3 not short
Riikii: Oh shut up!
Ryo-chan: Riikii, I don't think that short comment was directed
at you...
Riikii: *muttering about shortness and making vauge threats*
Posse: -__-;;
like most people tended to believe. (well thats not short in my opinion...)
Riikii: *sulking*
As she watched the sun set outside the window
Cye-chan: As opposed to setting under her desk.
she herd a beeping sound coming from inside her room. "wonder what that is"
Sage-chan: *as girl* Oh crap! I bet my boyfriend's calling!
she muttered as she got up and walked down the hallway and into a fairly large and decent room.
Everyone: Ooooooh...
It had a Twin bed
Riikii: Fraternal or identical?
in one corner and a book shelf full of books
Ryo-chan: Stop me if I'm wrong, but isn't that what you usually put on a bookshelf?
was up against her wall. on her dresser sat a beautiful box with the design of flowers engraved on it.
Hariel-chan: Well, it could be worse. At least we know where this fic is set...
She walked to her bed
Seiji-chan: Which one?
Shin-chan: Good point...
were she herd the beeping sound come from and noticed a small key
Sage-chan: A phone in the shape of a key. That's original.
Cye-chan: So is an apple named Adventure...
on her bed glowing, extending out her arm
Riikii: o_O The phone has an arm??
she reached down and picked it up, a wave of nausea flooded into her mind
Ryo-chan: *as girl* Help, I can't swim!
and she fell onto her bed as she passed out.
Riikii: I'm not dead yet!
Seiji-chan: -__-;;
***ronin mansion***
Sage-chan: Wow, what a scene change.
The ronin warriors sat there
Hariel-chan: *_* Description...
out by the lake laughing at some old joke
Riikii: It's the 80's, of course the jokes are gonna be old...
as the sun started to set. Talpa was destroyed and life was back to normal for once.
"Man its great
Its: Yeah, baby! ^_^v
being able to relax and not worry about being attacked for once"
Riikii: Paranoia strikes deep...
Ryo said as he leaned against white blaze
Seiji-chan: So now white blaze is an improper noun?
and sighed. The giant white tiger one purred
Sage-chan: o_O Yeah, whatever you say. *scoots away* *scootscoot*
as he went to sleep.
"The only bad thing is
All: This fic!
having to go to school again"
Cye-chan: That too.
Kento said groaning. School not being his favorite thing.
Riikii: Really, now. That was so inobvious that you had to use a sentence fragment to point that out?
He glanced at rowen who seemed to happy
Hariel-chan: I don't want to know how you 'to happy'... o_O
at the ideal of going back to school.
Riikii: Since when is that an IDEAL?
"Well for some of us it's a bad thing."
"Hey what's thats suppose to mean"
Seiji-chan: Geez, and he's supposed to be the smart one.
rowen asked as he glared kento.
Riikii: I think we're running out of jokes to make on the bad grammar...
"It means" Kento said glaring back. "Thats how can you be so happy bout going back to school"
Rowen looked at him for a few minutes before he answered.
Shin-chan: I wasn't aware that was a question.
"Easy... i only have to stay half a day" Rowen smiled.. at this fact.
Ryo-chan: And we quiver with antici............pation!
Being smart had its rewards one of them being able to skip classes and get out of school earlier.
"Lucky dog"
Riikii: *holds up a dalmatian* No, this is a lucky dog.
Posse: .....
Riikii: *mutters* Disney butchered that book...
Kento muttered as he stood up and looked around.
Sage-chan: *_* Wow, what talent! Standing AND looking around!
His stomach growled
Riikii: Viciously, bearing fangs.
Posse: o_O
and he looked to cye who had emerged from the water
"jeeze kento i herd
Sage-chan: Sheep.
Seiji-chan: Cows.
Hariel-chan: Llamas.
Cye-chan: Fishies! ^_^
your stomach growling from under water" The guys laughed and kento looked a little embarrassed.
Riikii: How cruel...Public humiliation... ;_;
Cye-chan: Yeah, give poor Kento a break!
Riikii: Nobody likes my poor widdle huggable teddy bear Kenty-no...
*starts wailing*
"when suppers"
Ryo-chan: And now, it's time for the inevitable 'All your base
are belong to us' reference.
Cye-chan: In A.D. 2101...War was beginning!
Sage-chan: We get signal!
Hariel-chan: Main screen turn on now!
kento asked trying to change the subject as cye
Cye-chan: We're all improper nouns...
climbed from out of the water.
"As soon as i get done cooking it"
Cye-chan: He can cook underwater? *_* I wanna learn that trick!!
Cye said as he dried off and started walking towards the Mansion,
Ryo-chan: Waaait a minute. Hold the phone. We're all improper nouns and the HOUSE is rated over US?!
the others following suit.
Riikii: Spades!
Hariel-chan: Hearts!
Ryo-chan: Diamonds!
Cye-chan: Clubs!
Sage-chan: *opens mouth to say something* Dangit, we're out of
suits. Fine, wool!
Shin-chan: ....
Seiji-chan: I am not getting involved with this.
As they got closer though the noticed something
The: I'm pretty observant, you know.
lying on the ground struggling to get up... "That hurt"
Riikii: *falls over* She must be the fast one...
the figured muttered as it tried to stand up, it felt pain threw out its body
Ryo-chan: Revenge from the refridgerator!
but ignored it.
Riikii: Yeah. That was smart.
"Are you okay"
Sage-chan: Say no! Say no!
She herd
Ryo-chan: Horses!
Riikii: We already went through that joke.
a voice shout. The person shouting had a strange accent, one she didn't recognize.
Cye-chan: The fact that she speaks Japanese is wonderous enough.
"Ya i think so.. i can't stand up though"
Riikii: Boo hoo.
She said to the person as she saw him and 4 others run up. Her vision grew
Riikii: Trees!
Ryo-chan: Grass!
Seiji-chan: Mold.
Riikii: Ew!
blurry as they tried to help her up and she felt
Riikii: Whoa! Now I'm jealous...
Posse: *falls over*
Sage-chan: You really are a pervert.
Riikii: *scratches the back of her head nervously* Eheh... ^_^;;;
the pain worse than it was before, her vision getting worse she passed out felling
Hariel-chan: TIMBER!
the pain slip way.
Ryo-chan: *starts singing* Slip away....slip awaaaaay, slip
awaaa-aaa-aaa-aaaay...
Riikii: *_*
Cye-chan: Better quit, Ryo-chan, before she starts drooling on
the floor.
Ryo-chan: ^_^;;
Riikii: *snaps out of it* er, so where were we?
"She out"
Hariel-chan: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
Riikii: I think that's the first time we've gotten two different
'All your base' references into a fic...
Sage examined
Ryo-chan: Whoohoo, Sage has the inside look! *nudge nudge*
Seiji-chan/Sage-chan: >_<+
as they got the figure out of the girl
Cye-chan: WHA??
Ryo-chan: What, did they pull her out of her skin or something?
Riikii: Ew!
out of the hole in the ground.
Riikii: Which was not there a minute ago.
Hariel-chan: Hole. Ground. Right. I think I understand...
Riikii: *dryly* Don't strain yourself, Hariel-chan.
"Dude" kento exclaimed. "She's got wings"
Riikii: Man, he's fast...
As the other 4 ronin's looked to were kento was talking about they noticed that the person in fact did have wings.
Riikii: *falls over* Ye gods, all the Ronins must've taken
their stupid pills this morning.
Posse: HEY!
"Lets get her inside and let her lye
Sage-chan: Isn't that something they use to make soap?
down" Ryo said as he helped rowen carry her. The other agreed
Sage-chan: That it was used to make soap!
and they started slowly walking towards the house once again.
Peasants: Yay.
Riikii: You knew they'd show up eventually, didn't you?
~*~
Riikii: See, this spacer isn't as cute. It looks like someone
barfing.
Posse: ....
So whatcha think..
Riikii: To quote something from another MST...I think is suck!
be honest here...
Riikii: That wasn't honest enough for you?
like it
All: No.
hate it,
All: YES!
think its the worse thing ya ever read.
Riikii: No, but it's getting there.
I wanna know...
Riikii: We just told you.
Ryo-chan: What was that about stupid pills, Riikii?
so i can change whatever the problem is with it.
Riikii: *lights up* Ooh, time for overall criticism! First
off, this chapter had NO plot whatsoever, secondly self
insertions are a BAD idea, thirdly, well, 'all your base are
belong to us' make any sense?
Hariel-chan: That's three references! ^_^ MOVE ZIG NOW!
I'll work on chapter 2 whenever i get the chance..
Seiji-chan: And my heart is filled with overwhelming joy.
Shin-chan: *snerk*
I'm not sure when with school and all my other fics i have to work on
Cye-chan: *whimper* She writes MORE?
i really don't get the time anymore.. ::grins:::
Riikii: AHH! Evil person who uses :: to indicate actions! *hides*
thank god tomorrow friday
Sage-chan: Thank god english not complicated language.
Cye-chan: Me Tarzan. You Jane.
though i have all weekend to work on all my fics..
Riikii: Oh, joy. Spare me...
and try to get over writers block.
Sage-chan: *points* Writer's block! SIC' ER!
Any give me any comments ya can.
Any: What if I don't want to?
Riikii: *grinning* Next time, we gotta get Ryo, Rowen, and
Kento in on these things.
Ryo-chan: You ARE out to kill him! I knew it! Is it cause he
likes Rowen? Is that it?
Riikii: WHA? I have no problems with shounen ai, I think they're
cute!
Seiji-chan: -__-+ Can I go now?
Riikii: You're excused.
Seiji-chan: Good. *goes to open the door* Um, Riikii? Unlock the
door.
Riikii: I...didn't lock it...
Seiji-chan: .......
Shin-chan: We ARE doomed.