Mihoshi and Rufus-Rufus chronicle 8 pt2
Written by nurdbot, MSTed by the usual.

Riikii: Okay, guys, I just got part two!
Cale-chan: o_O You mean this guy came back for MORE?
Nico: Glutton for punishment, isn't he?
Riikii: Hey, some people like having their fics MSTed!
Posse: o_O
Riikii: I can't wait til someone MSTs mine...
Posse: O_O

Ok you guys MSDed my last Fic.

Riikii: Yep, that was us!
Duo: What's 'MSDed'?

You know who i am .

Nico: Really?

The Mihoshi crazed Nurdbot or Rufus ShinRa in Phonxes chat

Riikii: I have yet to figure out where that chat is.

no lemon

Cale-chan: Damn! *gets up and goes to the kitchen* I guess I have to get my own.
Duo: I don't think I'll ever get used to him drinking TEA...
Cale-chan: You'd rather I be high on caffiene, coffee boy?
Duo: Better than that 'civilized' drink!
Cale-chan: *snort* Coffee is for barbarians!

it this one maybey

Ki-chan: Followed a month later by June beys.

a smige i dont know.

Prettz-chan: o_O Didn't you write this? I hope you would know what you wrote...

Nurdbot

Washu: Yes, we gathered that.

Mihoshi and Rufus-Rufus chronicle 8 pt2

Prettz-chan: No reason for this comment. Just separating the fic and the title.

It had been a month since the Young man rescued Mihoshi.

Cale-chan: I thought his name was Rufus... *snerk*

The sun was

Washu: Moon

shineing

Washu: ^_^
Riikii: *falls over* What is it with you and moonshine lately?

but the Members at the Masaki house

Ki-chan: Tenchi got some new housemates, did he? Don't recall anyone under that house named Members...

were not happy.

Washu: No, really?
Ki-chan: Look on the bright side. At least it's not a sappy fic.
Riikii: Yet.

Mihoshi had to go to the Psychiatrists

Riikii: Who can blame her?

Kiyone kept blameing her self for Not being there.

Prettz-chan: *as Kiyone* Bad self! I can't believe you were Not there!

Ryoko tried to cheer the mood up in the house

Ki-chan: Finally, Ryoko has a purpose.

but it was a lost cause.

Riikii: Dammit! It's not my fault I keep misplacing things!

Aeka hid all the sharp things in the house.

Riikii: *snork*
Ki-chan: And Ayeka does something smart. Wow, this fic is full of surprises.

Mihoshi wasent her Bubbly

Riikii: Bubbles....bubbles...
Cale-chan: o_O

self anymoreshe had changed

Riikii: Really?

now she was silent

Ki-chan: A normally impossible feat.

and she she was scared when strage men came into the house

Riikii: At this point I have to wonder what strange men are doing in Tenchi's house...

and was only normal around Tenchi.She coudnot go into the town anymore.

Washu: *as Mihoshi* Dammit, my ship broke down again! I'm stranded!

Kiyone Loved Mihoshi

Ki-chan: *deadly glare at everyone*
Riikii: I think I'll leave that one untouched.

like a sister,

Ki-chan: HA!

Note:In your face

Riikii: Okay, it's in my face, now get it out!

MihoKiyo auther

Ki-chan: AMEN!
Riikii: *shrug* Let people write what they want. Personally, I think they make a cute--
Ki-chan: Go ahead. Finish that thought.
Riikii: ....

i WILL get my Revenge.

Everyone: Oooooh...

Yet Kiyone blemed her self

Duo: Don't abuse your self like that! Selfs have feelings too!

for not comeing with her to look at the plushie store.

Riikii: o_O What the hell was Mihoshi doing in a plushie store at midnight?

The Tesion

Riikii: The Tesion 2000, the latest in anti-girl machines..
Cale-chan: Must be Tenchi's.

was so fick

Riikii: o_O
Prettz-chan: Moving on now...

in the house that even Washu coudent brake,

Washu: Dammit! Can't tell my peaches from my corn!
Riikii: And this is why you should not let Washu drive.
Washu: Oh, like you're one to talk?
Riikii: -___- Shut up. Just because I have this thing for traffic cones...

Mihoshi remeberd about the nice young man who saved her from being Raped.

Riikii: There's our 'smige'.

The police had considered the case closed and clamed

Riikii: And oystered as well.

the Thug deaths a Mob kill.

Cale-chan: *as police* Japan's most wanted, Mob should be considered armed and legged but not dangerous...

The House stood

Nico: That's always good.

Silentley.

Meanwhile in another Dimension

Riikii: Remember that Meanwhile dimension? It's back.

in the Urban City of Midgar,

Cale-chan: WHERE??

In the ShinRa

Cale-chan: *snerk*

tower 70th floor a meeting was going on.

Riikii: Whoopie.

Rufus was bored.

Nico: So are we.

Scarlets dress woud put ryoko to shame.

Prettz-chan: *grin* Whoohoo.
Girls: -___-+

Hidregger was playing Risk with himself

Nico: *starry eyed* What talent!

Palmer the fat slob

Riikii: I'm sure some fan will take offense to that.

ate like no tommow.

Nico: Like no tommow? Is that any good?

The Turks

Duo: o_O Where did THEY come from?

were passing in and out of conscesnes.

Cale-chan: *sipping tea* In, out, in, out, make up your minds already!

Hojo was mumbling about Clones again

Prettz-chan: Hojo and Clones: the other love interest of the story.

and Reeve was being the boring "I think we shoud build proper houses in the slums "Man.

Riikii: Hey, he's got the right idea....right, guys?
Posse: *asleep*
Riikii: .....

Rufus remebered how he saved the Woman

Riikii: *bangs gong*
Posse: AHHHHH! *rusely awakened*
Riikii: Anyway. I thought her name was Mihoshi..

from those Thugs.Tseng and Elena woke up and tried to look like the Respnsable

Riikii: We'll figure out later what that word is supposed to be.

ones wile Reno Snored.

Prettz-chan: Which Duo was doing before SOMEONE hit a gong...
Duo: HEY! I do not snore! Right, guys?
Nico: ...
Ki-chan: Lovely weather we're having, Duo...
Duo: *sulk*

Rude

Cale-chan: Gee, I wonder what his personality's like.

stood there and said Nothing.

Duo: *as Rude* Nothing! Dude, that wasn't so hard...

"Right

Prettz-chan: Left!

this meeting is damn boreing

Posse: NO SHIT!
Riikii: This fic is boring. Your point?

"Said Hiedregger who had whooped himself

Riikii: o_O
Prettz-chan: Ooh, a spanking!

at Risk and now was trying to steal palmers food.Reeve looked up

Riikii: *yawn*
Nico: Admit it. Even you find this boring.
Riikii: Can't...think...brain...death...imminent... *twitch*

Rufus knew that.

Ki-chan: I KNOW EVERYTHING!!

"Well a funny

Nico: *Spice Girl Laugh* Ha, ha ha ha.

thing happend

Cale-chan: Someone set us up the bomb!

while we were paradeing

Riikii: It was the fourth of July, y'see.

through secter 4....."

The Table was silent.

Prettz-chan: o_O The table talks in the first place?

"No way man i dont beleve it " Reno had woke up at the word of Tettered cloths and young woman.

Girls: Oi, pervert!

"Well im bored

Everyone: So are we!

while Hikaru makes a mockerey of selling floweres in a can

Riikii: Um, yeah. Whatever you say... *slowly backs away*

im going on holiday2

Ki-chan: *in flight attendant voice* Thank you for traveling with Holiday2. I hope you enjoy your flight...

But sir that place wasent hear..."

Prettz-chan: It wasent see, either.

Began Reeve."I have an Invention"

Riikii: Well, that was an abrupt change of conversation.

Said Hojo

Washu: This fic is confusing the hell out of me...
Riikii: He's the one that likes Clones.
Ki-chan: Kinda like Washu!
Washu: o_O I don't even KNOW anyone named Clones...

in his cheapley cleched German Accent.

Duo: Let me get this straight. The guy's got limos, the lastest in Trenchcoat fashion, an army, a tower, etc. and he can't even afford to get his business partner a decent accent?

"Yes???"Said Rufus intrested.Palmer prayed it might be a donut tree

Riikii: Now THAT'S an idea!

thank god he was wrong.

Ki-chan: Hey! A donut tree would be cute!

"It is a Interdemension teleporter divice.

Everyone: Oooooooo.

The whole Table stared

Prettz-chan: I'm getting scared of this table now. It can see too??

at the Mad scientest.

Cale-chan: I loved that magazine!

"Okay a teleporter"Said Hojo bored.

Riikii: He's already bored with his invention? Man, talk about a short attention span.

A Mix of cheering and chanting

Duo: o_O It's an Evil Demonic Ritual(tm)!!

erupted

Washu: It's Pompei all over again!
Riikii: Ooh! Do we get to bury the cast alive?
Ki-chan: I claim the Tenchi gang!

from the Boardroom door

Prettz-chan: *backs away* This is one fucked up building...

the Executives near the water cooler jumped.

Prettz-chan: I don't blame them. That door's scary!

Rufus walked with Hojo to the lab

Riikii: Ooh. It's 'the lab'. Aren't you impressed already?

he had choose the Turks

Cale-chan: You mean those guys who couldn't make up their minds?
Riikii: Istanbul was Constantinople, now it's Istanbul not Constantinople...
Cale-chan: o_O Okay, right.
Riikii: You're just impressed cause I can spell Constantinople.
Cale-chan: I'm impressed you can SAY it...

to Bring with him on this trip.Hojo

Prettz-chan: *raises hand* Anyone else think he belongs in an Austin Powers movie?

skiped and Mutered Jiberish

Riikii: Mark this one as another phrase we'll understand in about two years.

he was truley Mad.

Riikii: ^_^ V Aren't we all, baby!

"Ze coordanets are Zimple....."Began Hojo."Stop that! talk normaley

Riikii: Can anyone do that in this fic?

and no Jargon.....errr so Rude can understand it."

Duo: What does Rude care? Isn't he...geez, that's redundant....

......."Said Rude as perusal.

Riikii: Probably the most intelligent thing said in this fic.
Prettz-chan: What's 'perusal'?

"Err okay"Said Hojo he stopeed the Z bit.

Nico: Good, cause it wasn't really that funny to begin with. Don't quit your day job, hon...

We preess these button

Riikii: I have to wonder whether that German accented sentence was on purpose or just a product of the author's terrible spelling.

the computer scans you....."

Ki-chan: Hojo must be Washu in another life.
Washu: o_O I'm not a guy.

A red beam Goes into Rufus eyes ."HaY...."

Riikii: Is for cows, too.

said Rufus Angryley.Hojo preesed the Button the Turks and Rufus Disapered.

Prettz-chan: Ding dong the witch is...Oh, I mean, poor Rufus.

Outside the Masaki house there was a flash.

Riikii: Damn that photographer!

Azaka and Kamodake dident notice because they spent to long in the sunshine.

Ki-chan: Some princess needs new bodyguards...

"What odd......Mailboxs said

Prettz-chan: Now the mailboxes talk too?!

Tseng."..........."Replied Rude.

Duo: He must be the fast one.

"I remeber this place" Saind Rufus Hojo invention worked.

Cale-chan: Really now.

The 5 walked to the door Reno was humming a anoying Tune Rufus had to Kick him in the Shin

Riikii: Trooper abuse! Trooper abuse!!

To make his Stop.

Duo: There HAS to be an easier way to make your stop.
Riikii: *still yelling about Shin abuse*

They arived at the door

Cale-chan: o_O Took 'em long enough.

and rang the bell.Ryoko ansered it Looking veary Tired

Ki-chan: ô.o I don't want to know what she's been up to.

but Briten ups when she see the 5

Washu: *as Ryoko* Help me! I'm seeing numerals! It's making me Briten up!
Riikii: This is the perfect place to throw in a Monty Python reference.
Duo: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...

."Oh gues who is hear

Riikii: I dunno, who is Hear?

"Shouted Ryoko."The mail man

Ki-chan: The Masaki residence is on top of it as usual.

"Said evreybody Dullley.

Washu: Evreybody Dullley. Yet another of these strange men in Tenchi's house...
Riikii: We're assuming he's a man...

"Wrong "Said Reno who came through the doorway

Prettz-chan: *as Reno* It's the newspaper man!

.Mihoshi dug deeper into the Chair.

Riikii: Poor Chair.

The Came the rest of the Turks,

Cale-chan: Even old New York was once New Amsterdam...why they changed it I can't say, maybe they liked it better that way!

Elanea Tseng and Rude Followed By Rufus.

Duo: Dude, didn't know Rude had a last name!

Mihoshi looked at the man

Riikii: Which one?

it was the man who saved her in the ally.2Hello

Wasuh: You only have to say it once...

Mihoshi i see you still have my Trenchcoat"

Ki-chan: Of course! It's a collector's item!

Said Rufus.Mihoshi felt alot more conftable

Riikii: o.ô

now.Rude stood guard over her my Rufus

Duo: Whoo, author's getting a little possessive!
Ki-chan: o_O I thought the author was a guy...

orders she was trying to comunicate with Rude

Cale-chan: *falls over* Waitaminute! Rude is a GIRL?

."Hello Mr what your name

Nico: That's a very interesting name.

said Mihoshi in her allmost Bubby

Everyone: o_O

tone."....."Said Rude silentley.Rufus introduced the Turks

Cale-chan: Who changed the name of Const...oh shit!
Riikii: *smugly* Constantinople.
Cale-chan: I hate you.

to the gang Reno like the teal haired coulered one.

Ki-chan: *waves fist threatningly* You'd better not be eyeing Kiyone...
Riikii: Specially when we don't know what gender Reno is.

Washu poped

Washu: Since when am I Catholic?

up from her lab said hi to the vissaters

Riikii: Define, please?

and left.The sun shone on the Masaki house

Peasants: Yay.

the day was changeing.

Hhahahahahahah

Riikii: Breathe, man!

more to come .

Prettz-chan: *huddled in a corner* Fear....I feeeeaaar...
Riikii: And yet another person of my posse goes over the deep end.
Duo: Poor widdle Prettz-chan...does oo need a teddy bear?
Prettz-chan: *socks Duo*
Riikii: I take it that's a no.
Ki-chan: *crosses arms* I refuse to work on any future chapters if this 'Reno' guy is going to be eyeing Kiyone.
Riikii: G'night, everyone.

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