Rufus and Mihoshi -Rufus chronicle 8
Written by nurdbot, MSTed by the usual
Riikii: Hey guys! Look what I found on the forum!
Ki-chan: Do I wanna know?
Riikii: A fic! A fic! *holds it out* And the author even let me
MST it.
Cale-chan: o_O What kind of person is this?
Riikii: A very nice one that's letting me MST his fic.
Nico: *mutters* Obviously not very bright.
Riikii: *smacks her* Be nice.
Duo: He doesn't have my name! THANK GOD!
Ok since i dont know how to send Fanfics normaley
Prettz-chan: o_O It's not that hard...
Riikii: *smacks him* Be nice!
im writeing a first in the Forum
Ki-chan: *shrug* Well, he's original, I'll give him that. Not everyone posts a fic in a forum.
i hope ya like it
Washu: I hope we enjoy MSTing it.
its dedacated to all the Rufus ShinRa
Cale-chan: *falls over* WHO?
Riikii: I think we need some video gamers on this staff...
and Mihoshi fans.This Fic has a tinny
Riikii: And a steely and a brassy too!
5sec piece of Lemon
Cale-chan: Oh, good. I needed some for my tea.
Ki-chan: o_O Since when do you drink TEA??
Cale-chan: *grumpy* Shut up.
Prettz-chan: Don't worry, I'll cover your eyes, Riikii.
Riikii: HEY! I'm older than you, boyo!
the rest is a x over
Washu: y! x/y!
Everyone else: *falls over*
Riikii: Dammit, Washu, this is not my calculus class!
enjoy .Nurdbot
Rufus and Mihoshi -Rufus chronicle 8
Prettz-chan: We THINK that's the title. We're really not sure.
Mihoshi stood at the busstop
Riikii: Bus stop, wet day, she's there, I say, please share my
umbrella...
Cale-chan: RIIKII! What have we told you about singing in fics?!
Riikii: *sulk, sulk* I'm not that bad!
Prettz-chan: Especially when it's songs older than anyone here.
it was allmost
Washu: All most is self-contradicting. Which is it?
Everyone else: *fall over again*
Midnight she was happy the day was great
Day: I'm better than great, I'm awesome! *buffs fingernails*
she was looking forward to going back to
Prettz-chan: Her lover.
Riikii: -__- Oi...
Ki-chan: You'd better not be implying anything, Prettz-chan.
Prettz-chan: ^_^;; Not at all.
Cale-chan: What the heck is she doing out so late?
Duo: Late shift at McDonalds?
the Apartment.
Washu: With a capital A.
A can rattled
Riikii: It's a rare form of reptile, the can snake. With tin fangs it hunts its prey of small boxes and plastic bags..
in a allyway Mihoshi dident notice
Prettz-chan: Blonde roots showing, eh?
4 Tough looking males
Riikii: o_O Male WHAT? People? ...Cats? ...Zebras?
Prettz-chan: LLAMAS!
Riikii: *glare*
Nico: Tough looking? What are they, blind?
apeared
Riikii: No thanks, I prefer abanana.
out the Shadows
Riikii: Out the Shadows? I command the foul demons that have
clogged this vaccuum cleaner to come out!
Cale-chan: I think this is the point where we throw in the 'All
your base are belong to us' reference.
with knives.
Prettz-chan: What, no swords?
Nico: Think the fact that their weapons are so short means...
Riikii: ....OI!
Mihoshi turned round
Duo: As opposed to turning flat.
Prettz-chan: Or SQUARE!
they dident look veary nice
Ki-chan: *slaps forehead* No DUH!
Riikii: Hey, at least she's in character...
she was grabbed and was pulled into the Shadows.
Everyone: Oooooh.
Shadows: *burp*
Riikii: OUT THE SHADOWS!
Meanwhile is a difrent demension
Washu: So is 'And then' and 'Later on'!
in the slums of secter 4 a limo
Riikii: Ooh, chase scene in style!
Prettz-chan: Well, THAT sticks out like a sore thumb.
Cale-chan: Or like a limo in a slum.
followed by 2 choppers and a bike of tow
Riikii: And eye of newt, and toe of frog, wool of bat and tongue of dog...
with solders behind the bikes.The Peaple
Washu: Humans crossbred with pea plants.
Riikii: Boy, Mendel sure screwed up.
were glanceing they knew Rufus had a big ego
Cale-chan: Gotta make up for being called 'Rufus' somehow...
then there was a flash
Nico: And the photographer said CHEESE!
the whole party was gone.
Prettz-chan: Well, so much for having more cake.
"What the hell"Exclaimed a young man with Ginger hair
Ginger: GIVE ME BACK MY HAIR! *slaps the bejeezus out of Rufus*
Riikii: ........Okay, where did THAT come from?
.It was Rufus
Cale-chan: *snerk*
ShinRa ,His Limo was in a strange place
Duo: This fic.
at night his Solders stoped
Riikii: *opens mouth to say something, then stops* Eh, forget
it. I can't make a good pun with that.
Posse: ....
and waited for Orders.
Orders: I'm here, now get your lazy asses to work!
Rufus Steped out of the limo he was wereing
Washu: As opposed to aming or wasing.
Riikii: o_O He was wearing a limo??
his white trousers and Trenchcoatnext
Ki-chan: Trenchcoatnext: The latest in style.
Nico: Is that all he's wearing?
Riikii: ô.o Why?
Nico: You never know, he might be cute...
to him was his panther
Riikii: Dude! He's got a CAT! He can't be that bad.
Cale-chan: *snicker* Even with name like Rufus?
dark nation."Sir we must scout around
Prettz-chan: And then we'll scout a SQUARE!
Riikii: *blink* Why do I have a feeling that was only funny the
first time...?
Cale-chan: It probably wasn't funny at all, but who's counting?
"Replied a solder"Fine privet
Riikii: *looking for dictionary* What IS that? I know I've heard that word before!
take 7 solders and wait for my Signal.
Signal: Yeah, you gotta do what I tell you!
Rufus pulled out his
Riikii: Psychotic weasel!
sawnoff Shotgun
Riikii: Dammit!
and walked into the Dark
Dark: Excuse you!
ally
Riikii: McBeal.
.He looked around he heard a nose
Riikii: Blow.
Washu: o_O That did NOT sound right.
Prettz-chan: Does he hear an ear or an eye too?
near the dumpster
Riikii: There's a nose near the dumpster?? O_O EW! Decapitated...um, noses!
he crept behind it at was shoacked at what he saw.On the ground was a poor young woman
Prettz-chan: As opposed to a rich old woman?
Duo: Damsel in distress time! Fear not, for I, Duo, will save you!
Cale-chan: -__- You're not in this, Duo.
Duo: Oh. Damn.
Nico: You sound disappointed o_O
her cloths were ripped and Shreded and 4 men were doing vile acts to her
Prettz-chan: *covers Riikii's eyes*
Riikii: -___- Oi, baka!
Rufus dident want to see again.
Cale-chan: So the moron blinded himself?
His emotions took over
Emotions: I will RULE THE WORLD!
he steped out of the Shadows
Shadows: Hey, I didn't say I was done with you yet!
Posse: ....... o_O
and loaded his gun behind his back.
Duo: Whoa, I gotta learn that trick.
"Hay
Riikii: Is for horses.
punks leave her alone!!!!"Shouted Rufus in an angry voice.
Riikii: So he's not using his 'happy' voice?
The 3 men stoped
Ki-chan: o_O There were four before...
and Looked around one grabed his knife a gunshot was heard
Prettz-chan: He can shoot with a knife?? I gotta get me one of those!
the amn was dead
Peasants: Yay.
Riikii: Poor amn...
and lieing a pool of his own blood.
Nico: You're gonna die, might as well tell the truth.
Rufus quickly scooped up the young woman and cradled her in his arm
Duo: Rock a bye baby....
she was crying he was shocked
Riikii: *falls over* What, she's just supposed to be happy
now?
Cale-chan: *snickers* Guess Roofie isn't that bright.
he glared at the remaining 2 one had made a run for it.
Washu: This math does not compute!
"Lets get him
Cale-chan: They're a special breed of stupid.
looks like he used his Ammo allready"Said one of the Thugs.Then they were more sounds of Gun Cocking.
Riikii: WHOA!
Prettz-chan: *covers Riikii's eyes again*
Out steped 8 Uniformed ShinRa guards the Thugs frooze.
Riikii: Thungs frooze: available in the frozen section of your local grocer.
"Sir we heard the shot and...."started a solder ."Kill these 2 thugs
Cale-chan: WHOOHOO! A slaying!
"Said Rufus angrly he left the allyway escorted by a solder he cradled the crying Young Mihoshi
Duo: A Chibi Mihoshi!
in his arms he then took off his white Trench coat he was wereing a balck shirt underneaf.
Nico: DAMN!
He wraped the coat around the poor young woman.He met a young man with a beard wereing a blue armarni
Cale-chan: Is this another reference we wouldn't get cause we haven't played any recent FFs?
suit outside near the limo."Sir what happend?"
Ki-chan: *as Rufus* Someone set us up the bomb.
Said Reeve who was the young man.The solder
Riikii: And what kind of occupation is that?
explained what happend
Ki-chan: I told you! Someone set us up the bomb!
while Rufus conferted
Riikii: o_O Say what?
Mihoshi."Were do you live"
Ki-chan: *as Mihoshi* Am do live with Tenchi.
he asked.Mihoshi Mumbled something.
Ki-chan: What I said. Take my word for it.
Rufus took her and laid her
Riikii: WHOA again!
Prettz-chan: I think we've reached five seconds now...
in the Limo
Ki-chan: When da car's a-rockin, don't come knockin'!
and said to the Driver "Take us to the Masaki shrine.
Tenchi sat on the couch
Prettz-chan: A sensible place to sit.
a newsreport came up that 3 bodys of males
Riikii: I'd still like to know what species they are. Male WHAT?
were found in a allyway in the town near they were all shot dead.
Ki-chan: *falls over* If they're talking about bodies, I would think they were dead...
"Man that sounds serios
Riikii: *raises eyebrow* Hmm, what DOES a serios sound like?
"Said Tenchi the doorbell
Duo: Tenchi's a doorbell! *falls over laughing*
Ki-chan: With Washu around, it was bound to happen sooner or
later.
Washu: HEY!
rang."Ill get it"Said Sassami.
Cale-chan: Sassami, Sasami's bad-mouthed twin.
Sassami opend the door
Riikii: You just said you'd let Ill get it.
she was suprised at what she saw a young man holding a sobing Mihoshi in a white Trenchcoat behind him was a limo 2 choppers and alot of Solders.
Riikii: I'd be surprised too.
Prettz-chan: No, coppers, I don't have the drugs you're talking
about...
"Hi"Said Rufus
Nico: *nodding vigorously* Very good way to start a conversation.
"Is your Famly home?" he asked.
Riikii: *as Sassami* Sorry, we don't own a Famly. Try the
neighbors...
Tenchi had added some things up
Washu: We're still trying to get him past multiplication.
.A bunch of solders came in with there leader and laid
Riikii: WHOA!! This is Mihoshi's night!
Prettz-chan: *puts blindfold on Riikii*
Riikii: HEY!
a sobbing Mihoshi on the couch.
Prettz-chan: Another kinky place to get it on!
Ryoko came through the wall and saw the odd scene.
Riikii: She finds it odd that an army is laying Mihoshi.
Ki-chan: *nudges Washu* Prob'ly jealous...
Washu: *snerk*
"What happend she said"Soon the Famly were in the Room Aeka had to cover Sassami ears once or twice
Cale-chan: Too bad she didn't think to cover her eyes. C'mon, people, get a room!
because of what had happend."Who did this "ASked Kiyone
Riikii: And where the hell was she? I thought they had an apartment...
.Rufus pointed to the Tv were the Photos of the corpses were.
Cale-chan: And who says TV isn't realistic?
"They had it comeing "Said a solder.
Ki-chan: Amen!
"Wait a sec there were 4 right
Riikii: *falls over* They just remembered NOW?
there 1 still out there!!!"
Riikii: Very good! Is Tenchi subtracting now?
Washu shouted out.
Riikii: Wait a sec...
Washu: HEY! I'm not that stupid!
Ki-chan: How does she know there were four? Is she psychic?
Rufus pondered ."Commander terst
Cale-chan: *snicker*
send your small patrol with heavy fire capture the Thug
Duo: Generally, heavy fire doesn't work to CAPTURE someone...
and Bring him to us.The solder saluted and Left.
Riikii: So he didn't Right?
Rufus looked at the tired Mihoshi
Prettz-chan: Yeah, I bet she's tired!
sleeping on the couch in his coat he dident want to remove it to disterb her.
Ki-chan: She's like everyone else in that house, she's already disturbed.
Reeve went to the Limo and got a new White Trench coat.
Ki-chan: Out of the Trenchcoatnext, huh?
Rufus put on his new coat but dident button it up.
Nico: YEAH! Oh, wait, he's still got that shirt on...
He had his hand on his Shotgun ready to kill the Punk when he went through the door.The solders came back with the strugleing thug Rufus smiled Mihoshi was scared
Washu: Talk about your catnaps.
but felt safe around evreybody."Oh you....Lets see shoud i kill you the anser is yes
Cale-chan: YES! More indiscriminate killing of minor characters!
"said Rufus in his calm tone."Lead him outside
Riikii: That's right, you stain the carpet, you clean it!
he oredered the solders .The solders were gone
Duo: Wow, that was quick.
Rufus wistled .A huge panther ran into the room and sat near him makeing a purring sound."my pet Dark Nation please excuse me
Riikii: *as Dark Nation* There is no excuse for you.
i have to feed him".The Gang watched him Go
Prettz-chan: Then he Othello'd and Tic-Tac-Toe'd!
Kiyone walked to the window and watched.
Riikii: Ya sure you wanna do that, Kiyone?
Rufus had had his solders part from the Thug he then said something to Dark Nation the Panther lept up and started to Maul and Kill the Thug.
Cale-chan: YEAH! Bloody, gory death! I like this fic.
Kiyone felt Releaf and Justice.
Riikii: And again, WHOA! Kiyone wants some of the action!
Naughty girl, Kiyone!
Ki-chan: -____-
The body was Taken away by 2 solders.
Riikii: Hopefully they thought to go through his pockets for spare change.
Rufus walked back in the house."Well goodbye i must leave
Peasants: Yay.
Mihoshi can keep the coat.
Ki-chan: It's a Trenchcoatnext! One of a kind.
Before Rufus left He looked at Mihoshi .He and the solders got on the bikes and left there was a flash
Riikii: The photographer had to reload his film.
they were gone.
Cale-chan: No, really?
Good ay
Ay: ^_____^
im writeing a sequil soon.
Peasants: Yay, I think...
Riikii: o_O
Riikii: Now, see? That wasn't so bad, was it?
Cale-chan: *blink* Hey. No mental scars this time.
Ki-chan: *sourly* For you, maybe.
Washu: You're just jealous because the fic Kiyone got all the
action.
Ki-chan: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! *runs after Washu*
Riikii: Someone wanna go for sedatives?