Ro-Gal meets pixie stix hi Rowen
Written by, Cosmic Starlight, MSTed by Riikii and various members
of posse
Pixi Stix: We're getting acquainted.
Riikii: Get the spelling right. For future reference, everyone,
the official spelling is 'Pixi Stix'. FYI.
Ryo: Wow, this looks like fun! What are we doing?
Ryo-chan: -__- We can tell you've never done this before...
Ryo: Hey!
Cye-chan: Please tell me we don't have to do this. Last time, Ki-chan
had to be sedated...
Riikii: Twice.
Sage-chan: *dryly* But who's counting?
Ryo-chan: Mental scar land, here we come.
Disclaimer:
Ryo-chan: This fic sucks.
I do not own Ronin Warriors.....
Sage-chan: Thank kami for small favors.
I have been given direct orders from Ro-Gal
Riikii: The bitch of the hour.
to put her in a fic.
Cye-chan: Oh, good, another self-insert. Just what the world
needed.
Riikii: Next we'll see a self-insert ordering service...
Ro-Gal arrives at the Fuji house not knowing Rowan just ate one billion pixie stix.
Ryo: O_O That's a lot of sugar...Man, he must be sick!
Riikii: Or exploded.
Ryo-chan: Yeah, it's only physically impossible, but who cares?
Mia: hi...you must be Ro-Gal.
Ryo: How does she know her?
Ryo-chan: A better question would be why does she want to know
her?
Ro-Gal: uh...yeah hi....*under her breath* die bitch die.
Ryo: O_O I can't believe she'd say that about Mia! That's not
nice!
Ryo-chan: *sweatdrop* Just how naive can you be?
Riikii: Sure she can. She's the ultimate, perfect, all-knowing
bitch.
Mia: what was that?
Sage-chan: Pull the baseball bat out of your ass and beat her with it, Mia. We'll cheer you on.
Ro-Gal: um...nothing.
Sage-chan: Liar. Fess up. We want to see her beat you.
Rio: hi please come in.
Ryo: o_O I'm not a spanish river...
Ro-Gal: thanx.
Ryo-chan: You IDIOT! Don't invite her in!
Cye: Rowan will be
Cye-chan: Running away, like everyone else in the house.
right down.
Cye-chan: After writing his will.
Ro-Gal:*in her head* so he's the gay fag.
Cye-chan: WHAT?!
Riikii: Sedatives, stat!
Ryo: O_O
Ryo-chan: I think we'll move along now...
Kento: when's dinner? cause I'm hungry.
Sage: shut up..your always hungry.
Sage-chan: You know, Sage would never say that to his friend...
so you must be the little bitch
Riikii: YEAH!
Sage-chan: Of course, Sage is too tactful to say that to her face.
called Ro-Gal.
Ryo: I just realized something.
Ryo-chan: And that would be...?
Ryo: That sounds way too much like Rogain for my comfort...
Ryo-chan: ....
Ro-Gal: bitch?! look who's talking.
Riikii: Now that was just a pathetic comeback.
Ryo: Er...I thought bitches were female dogs...
Riikii: They are. It's impossible for a guy to be a bitch. A guy
can be a bastard, or a son of a bitch, but not a bitch himself.
Unless he has a sex change.
Sage-chan: ......
Sage: damn you.
Sage-chan: Sure, make Sage sound pathetic because you couldn't think of a decent comeback.
Mia: settle down.
Ro-Gal/Sage: you stay out of this bitch.
Riikii: *imitating Ro-gal* bitch?! look who's talking.
Sage-chan: *makes another mark on the 'Sage's OOC' sheet* And
Sage would never curse at Mia either...
Ryo-chan: Not unless he wanted to start paying rent.
Rowan: waaaazzzzaaaap.
Riikii: *gets onto soapbox* Okay, I have to jump in a funny
MST with a serious comment now. While Rowen high (note: not 'hi',
that is a greeting) on sugar can be amusing, there is nothing,
repeat, NOTHING in either Ronin Warriors or Yoroiden Samurai
Troopers to suggest that Rowen ever gets sugar high. This is a
fictious idea pulled from a fanfic writer's head ages ago. It's
as silly as Sage being a flirt. *gets off soapbox* Thank you.
Sage-chan: The author's already taken Sage terribly out of
character, so what can taking Rowen out of character now do to
this already sucky fic?
Ro-Gal: what the hell is wrong with you?
Riikii: Funny, I was about to ask you the same thing.
Rowan: nutin.
Cye-chan: For a genius with a Brooklyn accent, he sure talks like a country hick...
Yuli: Rowan your acting like you on crak.
Ryo-chan: Crack: the author's inspiration to write this.
Ryo: O_O Yuli's only ten years old! How does he know about
crack??
Riikii: Yeah, this isn't America where third graders know about
sex and twelve year olds write lemons.
Ryo-chan: Perhaps the author's referring to a different kind of
crack...
Riikii: EW! Nasty mental images!
Sage-chan: Sadly, he's probably right.
Rowan: I'm hi on pixie stix......hehehehehehehehehe.
Pixi Stix: Nice to meet you too!
Rio: damnit Mia you left the pixie stix out.
Ryo: I'm not a river. And I don't cuss.
Mia: sorry.
Riikii: *slaps Mia's wrist* Yeah, Mia, I can't believe you
didn't lock up one billion Pixi Stix in some insanely large safe!
Ryo-chan: He had to have raided the factory. You just can't buy
Pixi Stix in bulk like that.
Kento: here we go.....it's gonna be a long day in hell.
Riikii: Yeah, Ro-gal hasn't left the house.
Anubis: aaahhhh. he's chasing me with one of Rio's swords.
Ryo: I'm not a river! And I don't just leave those things
lying around, you know. In fact they aren't out unless I have my
full armor on and then they're on me.
Riikii: o_O Why is Anubis here?
Rio: damnit Rowan....put my sword down now.
Ryo: >_< I don't cuss and I'm not a river!!
Rowan: no can do.
Sage-chan: It's grafted to his hand, that's why.
Rio: that's it.*starts punching Rowan*
Ryo: O_O Rowen's my FRIEND! I wouldn't start BEATING him for
ANY reason!! And--
Ryo-chan: You're not a river. We told you this wasn't fun, didn't
we?
Rowan: stop it that tickles.
Riikii: There are just too many ways to take that wrong.
Rio: damn it doesn't hurt him.
Ryo: I DON'T CUSS!! AND I'M NOT A RIVER!
Riikii: *mildly* More sedatives, please.
Ro-Gal: hahahahaha...you guys are funny.
Ryo-chan: Too bad you aren't.
what will happen next?
Ryo-chan: Hopefully a long and painful death on the part of one whose name sounds like Rogain.
find out on the next chapter.
Riikii: *checks* Thankfully there isn't any more. Hopefully
the next chapter followed some lemmings off a cliff.
Ryo-chan: They're prone to do that.
Cye-chan/Ryo: *sedated*
Riikii: *sigh* It's getting so hard to do these things...
Ryo-chan: I just realized something. I forgot my stamp! *runs to
go get stamp to put The Big L on all spelling errors*
Riikii: And the moral of this MSTing is, if you want something
done right, do it yourself.