Rowins hair
(written by KuraiChan, MiSTed by Riikii and posse)
Riikii: Behold...the power of PUNCUATION!!!
Ryo-chan: *wanders around the fic, sticking in apostrophes as
needed* I am Apostrophe Man!
Riikii: ...anyway...
Ryo-chan: Can I get the misspellings too? *holds up Big L stamp*
Rowin:*Taking a loooong nap*
Ryo-chan: *STAMP!*
Riikii: WRONG! It's RowEn!! Rowan or even Roan can be acceptable,
but Rowin? Have you been living under a rock?
Cye-chan: *squints* How can you read that? There's no spacing!
Sage-chan: *scratches head* How many o's can one possibly need?
Yulie:*looks around the room with his evil grin of death*
Cale-chan: Since when did Yuli have a grin of death?
Sage-chan: Maybe he's possessed with Talpa's spirit?
Talpa-chan: HEY! I resent that!
Yulie:*Eyes a bottle of glue and Rowins unprotected head*MWHAHAHAHAHA
Ryo-chan: APOSTROPHE! *tack*
Riikii: o_O Yuli ain't THAT bad...
Sage-chan: Dear kami, they spelled 'unprotected' right...how'd
they do that?
Cye-chan: Someone else must have written that word for them.
Hariel-chan: Oh, there's a brilliant plan. What's he going to do,
stick him to the furniture?
2 hours later
Cale-chan: What a way to pass the time.
Rowin:*wakes up**walks past kento*
Cye-chan: For no apparent reason.
Kento:Whoa!! Hey Rowin what did you do?
Rowin:what..I didn't do nothin
Sage-chan: Since when does a genius use a double negative?
*walks into the bathroom and glances at his reflection**duble take occures*
Ryo-chan: Oh! Two for one! *stampstamp*
Seiji-chan: Duble...isn't that a Spanish coin?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Riikii: >_< We get the idea already!
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Shin-chan: At least indicate his passing out from lack of air by some hyphens instead of just leaving the sentence hanging there.
cye:what is it?? is it the dinasty?
Ryo-chan: *stamp*
Cale-chan: No, it's the Dynasty.
Kento:soem one messed with his hair!
Ryo-chan: *stamp*
Riikii: No shit, Sherlock!
Cye:oh I can't wait to see the out come of our friends
mishap
Kento:hell yah!!
Cye-chan: Well, that was out of character...
Hariel-chan: Oh, look! It's a mild curse put in for absoluetely
no reason! Photo op! *snap*
Ryo:what happen
Cale-chan: All your base are belong to us!
Cye:some one did somethign to rowins hair!!! hre look at this poleroid!
Ryo-chan: *stamp*
Riikii: -_- No shit again.
Seiji-chan: Where the hell does he get the Poloroid from?
Shin-chan: And why does he need it...when he's...right...there...
Ryo:*looks and Laughs*
Yulie:*in his secret labrotory*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*continues
his freakish laughing and Starts coughing really hard*
Ryo-chan: *stamp*
Riikii: LOZENGE!
Cale-chan: o_O Since when does Yuli have a secret laboratory?
Hariel-chan: Maybe he stole it from Rowen?
Sage-chan: *in Eastern European accent* Dede! Get out of my
laboratory!
Rowin:Get it off get it off!! thers a Pikachu glued to my head!!!!! HEEEEEEEELP!!!!!
Ryo-chan: APOSTROPHE! *tack*
Shin-chan: o_O What the HELL??
Seiji-chan: .....riiiiight....
Sage-chan: Is THAT what Yuli glued in his hair?
Hariel-chan: What's so bad about Pikachu, besides being overly
merchandised?
Riikii: Pokemon? Well...this explains a lot...
Ryo:*snickers*
Sage:*grins*
Rowin:Its not Funny!!!!
Ryo-chan: APOSTROPHE! *tack*
Kento:you making it funny*eating like a pig again**snort*
Riikii: When was he eating like a pig the first time?
Shin-chan: Kento fans! Don't let this injustice go unpunished!
Rise up and slay this blasphemer!
Rowin:Help me!!
Hariel-chan: Maybe if he put on his armor the helmet would
flatten the Pikachu?
Riikii: Nah. It has an AE field.
Hariel-chan: AE field?
Riikii: Absolute Ego field. Fear the pikachu! Its ego will
flatten you!
Ryo:uses his soal swords*you need a hair cut!
Rowin:my hair only grew 7 inches wince the last Fic, RW candid
camera!((see your local clothingstore for detales))
Ryo-chan: *stamping like crazy*
Sage-chan: Someone's enjoying this too much...
Ryo-chan: ^_^
Riikii: o_O Rowen with long hair? Since when?
Cale-chan: Slick. Advertise a bad fic inside a bad fic.
Shin-chan: Why would you get it at a clothing story anyway?
Ryo:*cuts rowins hair and fixes it*
Ryo-chan: Behold! It slices, it dices, and it kicks Dynasty butt on weekends! Ryo's just full of talent, ain't he?
Rowin:I knwo who did this to me!! it was that runt!!
Ryo-chan: *stamp*
Riikii: Very good, Watson. Tell us all about how you deduced that.
Ryo:Yulie!!!!
All:get him!!!!
Yulie:oh shit!! I never should have given Ryo that guied tour of
ny labrotory!!!!!
Riikii: Riiiiiight...
Sage-chan: *in Eastern European accent* You are stuuuupid!
Cye-chan: Someone wash that kid's mouth out!
(10 minutes later both he and anubis are on the flag post with the national wedgies!!
Riikii: HEY! Don't be mean to my poor 'Nubie!
Cale-chan: How the hell did Anubis get into this? Now I'm afraid.
Ronins:Allright!!!
Ash:Hello!!! I am the biggest anime star ever!! bow down you
foolish mortals!!!
All: Yeahhhhhh...
Riikii: I need my Ego-popping pin, quick! Stat!
Sage-chan: CLEAR! *zap*
Riikii: It's too late! The ego has eaten him! I warned you about
those AE fields...
Seiji-chan: I shudder to think what kind of sick, twisted mind
would think this up.
Riikii: And this is coming from you?
Pikachu:*swiming in the money he's made in the last few seconds*
Ryo-chan: *stamp*
Hariel-chan: And what did this have to do with anything?
RYO:not you again!!!
Ash:OH shitty.
Riikii: This person must have a complex with ten year olds and shit.
Cye:lets kill em!!
Riikii: o_O Did someone knock Cye in the head?
Cale-chan: Maybe they altered his personality or replaced him
with an evil clone in that 'secret laboratory'?
Pikachu:Piikachuuuu*thundershocks the Ronin warriors who just angrey and Kick him making him flay off in the horizen*
Ryo-chan: *lots of stamping!*
Seiji-chan: Finally, something good in this story! A flaying!
Riikii: That's supposed to be 'fly', Seiji-chan.
Seiji-chan: -__-
Kento:*digs a hole and burys ash in it with his head sticking out and the ronin warriors make the scene
Riikii: Buried alive? How Poeish...
Cale-chan: He's not dead yet!
Riikii: -__-
Jacki Chan:*walks along the beach*
Riikii: Oh, look, a plot hole!
Sage-chan: *playing Random Character Bingo* C'mon...all I need is
Jerry...
Ash:heeeelp!
Jackie:okay..I wil help you! *mouth continues to move*
Shin-chan: He's possessed!
Ash:now please?
Jackie:*puts a pair of chop sticks in Ashs Mouth*dig
Ryo-chan: APOSTROPHE! *tack*
Seiji-chan: Okay, this part totally lost me.
Ash:thats that sound?
((tick tick tick))
::KABOOM!::
Riikii: What did chopsticks and possessed actors and sounds
have to do with a bomb? Anyone?
-chans: *shake heads*
Ash:*screaming like a girlygirl, is accompanied by kale and Lady kyura also screamig again*
Ryo-chan: *stamping all over the place*
Cale-chan: AHH! I knew it! As soon as he mentioned Anubis I knew
my namesake was going to get dragged into this! *sobs*
Sage-chan: *patpat* It's okay, Cale-chan.
the end
Riikii: My honor has been avenged.
Seiji-chan: Actually, that was kind of fun.
Ryo-chan: *holding stamp, merry grin* Can I keep this?